The Butler Weekly Times Newspaper, May 25, 1892, Page 6

Farm -Implements. A full and complete line of the best makes just received. Such as BARLOW AND JIM DANDY CORN PLANTERS, Western Cultivators, And the greates! Riding Plow on earth the FLYING DUTCHMAN, Also a full line of Walking Buggies, Spring Wagons, and Roa Carts, Mitchell &c SHIRLEY CHILDS) Plows and Harrows. and Turnbull Farm Wagons, G rass Sees, Call and see me. A Small Boy’s Observations. youngster, “this geutleman says he yo had just pulled out of the union “He rbert!" gency last night when a round faced “Ain't you, red cheeked boy, about six years “Ha! ha? old stood up in a reclining chair and | | returned, with evident effort. “Come with mama, dearie. You] mister?” O, yes,” the serveyed the crowded car. u't it funny, mamma,” he served to a pretty woman of 30, who, eat by his side, “that all these peo- | ple took a notion to go the seme day | we did? “It is the same every day, darling,” the lady answered. | “Where do they go, mamma?” “Everywhere. Some will get off) bo at Independence, some at Slater, “aint some at Glasgow, some at Sentralia | glad you've got such a red nose?” There was a | aisle. | “No,” whispered the | hoarsely; “keep still.” ob- | must go to sleep soon.” Td rather stay here.” The gentleman wae silent. “Well, you must keep quiet,” said the pretty woman of 30. “I will, mamma.” the Two minutes later Travelor Say, mister,” he said you and and snicker across the “Why don’t they go to Chicago and see the world’s fair?” “The fair has not begun yet, dearie. There, that’s a good boy; set down like a little man.” «But, mamma, there was a Chica- go gentleman telling papa the other gentlenan, There was more silence, while the | boy slowly ate his banana. He felt jrebuked and inch by inch he slid from the lap of the gentleman with day that the fair was just out of/the red nose. Then he ran to the sight. What did he mean?” pretty woman of 30. “It is peculiarity of Chicago men, “Say, mamma.” he said after he nestled in her skirts a moment, “you don’t know how funny that gentle- to praise their city.” “Is it nice, mamma?” “Sometimes, pet.” “Say, mamma, ’ (with great vigor) man’s red nose feels.” Just then the pullman conductor “jnst look at that man with the fun-|bappened in. He was iustantly ny nose. What makes it so red?” | hailed by two persons, who cho “Sh! Hush.” rused: “But, mamma? See him smile!” “Have you a lower berth in the “Don't talk any more, darling.” | Chicago sleeper?” The youngeter got up on the; “Just two,” replied seat, and leaning against the back of | tor. it looked hard at the red nosed gex- “I want to go back with my lit- tleman behind. He was quiet for | | te boy,” said the pretty woman of two minutes, when he observed: | 30. “Say, mister, what makes your| “~ And you, sir?” nose so red?” | ductor. The pretty woman of 30 blushed | | . “Ihave concluded not to go to until she was redder than the bul- | Chicago, but I will take a birth in bous nose. the St. Louis sleeper if you have “Come here, my little man,’ said ; one left.” the ,entleman softly, and Tl tell | It was the gentleman with the red you all about it.” ; nose.—K_ C. Times. The boy jumped down, and before | a his mother could catch him he was | in the red nosed gentleman's lap “Do you want a banana?” the gen- the conduc- queried the con- Ballard’s Snow Liniment. 2 This liniment is different in composi- tion from any other liniment on the market. It is a scientific discovery, which results in its being the most pen- tleman asked. etrating Liniment ever known. There % cet = = are numerous white imitations, which “O, yes,” said the boy, “but I want | ; may de recommended because they pay you to tell me what makes your nose | the seller a greater profit. Beware ot ” ‘ these and demand Ballard’s Snow Lini- red first. ' meut. It positively cures Rheumatism, His tones were very distinct. The | Neuralgia, Cuts, Sprains, Bruises. . % | Wounds, Sciatic and Inflammatory Kheu- mother blushed furiously, and once | matism, ‘Burns, Scalds, Sore Feet, Con- or twice the Travelers thought that | tracted Muscle, Stitt Joints, old Sores, she was about to turn around and | Pain in Back, Barb wire cuts, Sore Chest s z or throat and is especially benefic al in apologize to the gentleman with | paralysis. the red nose, but she sat still and| Sold by Il. L. Tucker, looked at her hands. | The vertical feed is used ouly in Here comes the fruit man said the Davis Sewing Machine. No the gentleman softly. “Don't you | others have the right to use this want an orange, too?” | feed. By this new feed method, all “Yes, avd some figs. Have you, manner of sewing is done perfuctly got a little boy?” without basting, and there can be “Yes. Ihave three little boys.”, no “fulling” of the goods either “Ts all their noses red?” above or below. Both upper and Somebody behind laughed, and the | under plies of goods are always car- gentleman looked sour. Even the | ried together, as the yertical feed pretty woman of 30, now red faced, works equally on both, instead of smiled a little. | only on the bottom piece, as is the “Aud say, mister, don't it feel case with the old under feed, as funny to have ared nose?” !used in all other machines. This “Sb! Don't you want this orange?” new feed does not stopat seams, but “Yes; but I'd think it would be | ig eveply overthem. It is, main- h h the end.” ly, this new feed invention that te - | places the “Davis” so far ahead of “Isn't this a nice banana? jall other machines. “Let me feel the end of your nose, ; — Sen ister.” Bradfield’s Female Regulator. mister. : has won, on merit alone, a widespread and en The little woman ahead could! giiing reputation. it isa seiner stand it no longer. She jumped Vegetable agenta, the result of the experience | of one who made the diseas: of women a life from her seat and went back to the youngster. Jong study. Taken according to directions the ! “Tm afraid, si organs awake to new life and energy. the woman free from pai hese periods. gentleman with the red nose, my little boy is disturbing you at * . Sold by all dra she said to the Set aan se bat 7 good motte fer her is a very and up for M izens irrespe “O, no, not at all,” said the ger tive of party. tleman. “On the contrary, mad- ae hee : | Will yeu suiter wi ame, I am enjoying his company eae very much.” anteed to cure you. “Say, mamma,” chirped the hie druggist. yspepsia and liv- loh's Vitalizer is guar- Sold by H L Tuck- gentleman | (Bese a faint whisper from the! leaving | A Plea for Good Teachers. Jefferson City, Mo, May 17.—A| | farmer said to me the other day,“our district is of the average size, and yet the attendance is very small and irregular. school the average attendance dur ing the last 1x to eight.” district is true, extent, of thousauds of districts. What 1s true of this to a greater or less The re ea! remedy is stronger aud in teachers. Pre-emineutly the tes mold at his will. makes the school, and patro. enthusiastic teacher by s Pup regularly to study. Th out clients, the physician without patients, the preacher without an | audie: + andthe teacher with empty r person al force, draws the to scheol lawyer with | |seats are to be placed in the same class. That the teaching force of Mis- souri may be strengthened, county | Site z 5 | institute s., last a month, will be held The Alton limited train to Chica- | 8% three little boys with red noses.” | j during the comin y in every | the W arrensburg state normal school | building, June 24 to Jul the purpose of trainiz fi or jiustitute instructors. sion of the 191) rolling 320 of Missouri's ablest elu | cators one hundred counties Each step taken at the school will have detinitely the improvement of every the state and is therefore importance to every patrou tralning Ss view of vital ever you may be able to do to se- cure one or more | tatives from your arouse an educational interest in the state association, the training school aud the institutes will be much ap preciated. It would be pleased if you would arrange with the repre- sentative from your county to fur ing represen county proceelings of the association and training schoo’, in order that the ar my of patrons may know what is be- ing done. It is not enough that we interest the teache the patrons press. The teachers’ will be in session at Pertle Springs. Warrensburg, June 21 to 23. Last year the reached 60. This year it is confidently bel it will reach 1,000. At the national educational held at To- ronto, Canada, last July, Missouri ranked third in attendance, being led only by Illinois and Ohio. It is believed that we will occupy a like position of pre eminence at the com- ing meeting to be held at Sartoga, N.Y., July 12 to 15,°92. Let our motto be, Missouri to the front. For program of state teachers’ association, write Superintendent W. J. Hawkius, Nevada, Mo. For program of national association write J. T. Buchanan, Kansas City, Mo. L. E. Wotre, State Supe Schools state association enrollment aved association The Fulton Asylum Scandal. From the Fulton (Mo ) Sun Governor Francis appears very in- dignant at what, as he says, appears that he is responsible for the state of affairs at the insane asylum. The governor gives Mr. Harrison's rea- sous for resigning and fails to say {why Mr. Clark left tke board. Mr. C. gave his reaso: and also gave Mr. Francis to understand that a | promise had been broken and bro-| ken by Francis How’ ll the governor | explain this ay The “true inwardness” of the mat upon at the proper time. Old Nursery Favorites. There was Tom, the gon of the Piper, Jack Sprat, and Merry King Cole, And the Three Merry Wise Men of Gotha:n, Who went to cea ia a bowl; The woman weo rode on a broomstick, And swept the cobwebbed sky, And the boy who sat in the corner, Esting a Christmas pie These are some of the old favor ites, but they bave been supplanted | {by the “Pansy” and *Chatterbex” | stori ittle Lord Faur ntleroy, and “Five Li ttle Peppers.” Tue }O'd fa: * maid plysies have been su too, by Pierce's Pr e Pe a mild, barmiess +ffective athartic. They are ¢ nt to take—so ven the ion that ae 3 te child ean take fective that they ail cure ain obstinate cases of const ach, liver and bowel troubles. should be in every nursery. te and With but six months of months runs as low as and many was a remarkable success, en aiuing | school in | What.) and to} er nish you with a brief accouut of the | must be interested also. through the | ter is known and will be commented | Chance for a Land War. Guthrie, O., May 17.—A report here fro of the alur reaches Texas, Greer county. state of af ;. The there f Texas le who are now. settled s lands under the laws hold from 600 to 1,200 fenced and large acres, having it all ly imy of the T tal supreme 28 it has b ty that the court Un ited: Stat ‘ ud will become eide in 1 the favor of the yuly 160; be many thonsand acres of improved icres each for other parties tuber of stragglers fre and Aray learned of this sent € neyenue 0 L de ulbe 3S hi ave and ave g the While many are ue into Gr aw 4 acting fairly buying the surplus lands from “original settlers others are pr ing to jump tke by these people. The old sett! will not stand this a: ing to prevent it aud property. ‘improvements made protect he boomers d, and there is aconflies any day. also likely to be have organ. That hacwin cured hilo’s it. Soldat H. I | Drugstore. Cure. We guarantee .. Tucker's Preseriy nday unloaded his Buffalo” famous herd of morn | Jones ing buttaloes, said to ibe the only one now on the American Wednes City, Riv- Harehire, coutinent, at | Jay W. R. | Ka: Iiviugton. Smith, of Kansas as ugest of the Merrimac iugs bank of New | ; secured an x herd to cov rinudebteduess of $48,196 due thc The plaintift aileges that Jones is xpout to convert the property into cash, and that he is attempting to eouceal property rights in action with intent to fraud his crecitor:, that he has assig: ttachmeat ou th bank. and de- further, removed ard f his property with inter t to defraud. their re. moval to Irvingtos the herd has been kept on a ranch near McCook. The Homliest min in Butler and, disposed Previous to As well as the handsomest and others to call on any druggist and fal bottle of Kemp’s Balsam Ss. a remedy that ing entirely on its own merits and is guaranteed to relieve and cure all chronic and acute coughs, asthma, bron- chitis and consumption. Large bottles 50c and $1. “Can you beat a carpet?” said the lady of the house to the tramp who asked for something to eat. “Don't kuow, mum,” he replied frankly, “I never tried. But I guess mebbe I can, for I've beat most everything e!se in this town.” Camamtiem Cured. An old physictan, retired trom prac- tice, having had placed ir his hands by an East India missionary the formula ot simple vegetable remedy for the speedy and perma anent cure ot Consumption, Bronchitis, tarrh, Asthma and all throat and Lung ii also a pOal- tive and radical cure tor Nervous Debil- ity and all Nervous Complaints, atter phaving tested its wondertul curative pow ers in thousands of cases, has telt it his duty to make it Known to his suffering fellows Actuated by this motive and a desire to relieve human suffering, I will send tree ot charge, to aliwho desire it, this 1ecipe, in German, French, or En- glish, with full directions tor preparing and using. 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