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PAINTS. ——And all—— building Material —Our motto is—— IGH GRADES ——And LOW PRICES, MISTRESS AND MAID. AShort Chapter on the Differences Which Occur Between Them. That the maid for ev tress and a mistress for eve as certain as that forevery J is a Jill Even that most cants for a homeless of a position in a kitchen, the Icelandish ¢ only yplishinent reindeer,” would family who kept mile The difficulty always trying to wrong places, and will consider their own pec I shall startle you ! best servant in the means always the you must ide appli- \meriecan | whose “milking ! m aS be vasure to a is ry Si abstract is by no best for you. For not so much what she has done in her st place, as what she will be expected to do in If your family is coed i ment, so th: retire with « trained English servant you. She will serve swer your orders th an “Very well, m’am,” have your Sunday dinner ready for you when you come home from church all in a row, lock the front door, extinguish the hall lamp and banish the family cat at ten pre- cisely and allow you to have an occa- sional regular party withice cream and salads, and the company all in full dress. In fact she will rejoice to serve so exemplary a family, and feel that it is owing to her influence that you keep so strictly to the right way. If; on the contrary, you are profes- sional people, with mildly Bohemian habits da desire tp have some inno- cent jollity and a sense of good-fellow- ship, avoid this perfect servant as you would a fiery dragon. Her wrath on learning that the vari- ous members of the household rise when they please and sit up until two o'clock when they desire to do so, that they have impromptn lanquets at ir- regular hours, that they do as they like without asking what others do, will be too great for utterance. Iler first dis- covery of a Flemish jug and mugs to match in the dining-room of a morning will crush bér. She will sweep the cigarette boxes away with anguish in her soy), and will be seized with symp- toms which force her to pin a white handkerchief about her forehead. From that moment her shocked ex- pression will be permanent, and you will feel as though you had established con to m: you se somebody clse’s family ghost on the premises until you part. very, very gladly. No, this perfect servant will never do for you. Geta jolly Irishwoman, or a comfortable, fat, southern black aunty, who can understand that you keep house to live and do not live to keep house. The matron whose family love to live well spends half a day at a bureau to engage at last a mild, milk-and-water sort of a female, with a small chin and no mouth to speak of, who in reply to every affable question utters the same “Lve no choice, ma'am.” Why, Heaven knows, forty years of experience ought to have taught her that a woman like that always serves meats half cooked and barely warm, steeps her coffee, water-soaks her vege- tables, sends up her puddings in a liquid condition and tlavorless, is incap- able of getting up a good fire or giving a comfortable effect to a room that she arranges, of opening a door widely tc admit a guest or quite shutting one on any occasion; that while she dominates the kitchen the household will feel half starved and wholy wretched Meanwhile a sensitive person, with strong feelings on the subject of gravies and original ideas as to salads and sauces, has been uged by a lady who keeps her family on short rations, principally of bread and smoked beef, while the timid elderly spinster in glasses has been so far left to herself astotake home with her to her little flat an immense, red-haired fury, with blood-shot eyes and an evident bottle in her pocket, and Mrs. MeGillicuddy, who boasts of quelling commotions in her kitchen by such heroic means as the throwing of pudding-pans and flat- irons, captures u meek, cross-eyed woman, who mentions that she left her last place because after seeing a ghost in the cellar she ‘‘wouldn't go down for coals never no more, nor if it was ever But all these women, having eyes, saw not, and blindly selected a servant as froma grab-bag at a fair, matter might have been one of sensi- ble and well-advised choice, and the contract a tolerably permanent one in consequence.—Mary Kyle Dallas, in N. Y¥. World. AN INNOCENT QUESTION. But It Was Asked of the Wrong Person That Time. The little man was lonely and wanted to make friends and the big man with « only one in the smoking-room of the car who seemed to have no one to talk ta Sothe little man picked him out. “Arm hurt?” he asked pleasantly. The big man took his cigar out of his mouth, looked at the little man severe- ly, and said: ee that sling?” “Why, y “Well, no. “Of course not. You see——" | an ornament, would you | “No, certainly not. 1 “We it to improve my personal appearance “Not atall. I meant to ask what the matter with your arin was” } “Well, why didn't you ‘meant say what you | again: {tries to st be more uses, and v Tribune Proof Against Sla % “Isn't your husband a little ts isn't a bald hair on his —Life. » | and pu made so mii | doetors cout {thr | story the Joe" ing a man ¢ ing him when h looked The but just as he raised the the man turned loose both Lar nd that was the end of the man who h wen the ter- ror of the southern cou for years. In dealing with a ma Joe who had a record of several hoimicic publie opinion in California requires | only that his attention shall be ealled | to the fact that he is about to be shot, and if the and shot are nearly simultaneous no harsh criticism is heard. “Craw and—bang—defend yourself!” That is Pioche fair play. Joe got it, and his slayer will be acquitted on the ground of self-defense. Joe himself had been acquitted on no better grounds several times. The only man who ever was too quick for Joe Dye before this magical event was Petroleum Scoté, the old Ventura oil man, a tall, wiry, nervous chap, who would be the terror of sten- ographers if he were a public speaker. w Phillips Brooks is a leisurely drawler compared to Scott. Scott and Dye had a legal contest over an oil claim on the Sespe, and while the case was pending Scott prudently avoided discussing it with Joe, whose temper and trigger fing “ to act in concert. One day Scott and Dye met in a Si ta Paula saloon, and sitting down at a table together, clinked glasses and chatted about things in general. Scott carefully abstained from talking about oil claims, but finally broached the nd made some statement about rds that were not correct. This ry: “‘With- out thinking, I said. you're a blamed liar,’ and as soon as the words were out of my mouth he yanked his revolver and stuck it under my mose. But I was too quick for him. 1 took it all back before he could shoot.’—Santa Paula (Cal.) Letter. IT WAS A SURE SIGN. an. of astron- who was skilled in the signs of the skies and the winds and clouds— was once traveling. While on his jour- fessor ney he lost his way, and wandering about, came across a simple looking oie countryman, who was sitting under a = ited tending <fiock at sheep. The French rather prefer a senss- “Friend,” said the professor, ‘can| tioual death. They therefore do not youinform me of the direction and distance we the town?” Now the countryman pere civ! ea that the professor was very wise, from the long words he used; managed to plied: Yes, sir, it is all of tive miles; but,” he added before you get there.” This surprised the professor. He could not disc rany signs of a storm, nearest understand him and _ re- the countryman, on the road pointed ¢ But before he had the distance a sudden ered the s the rents, and soaked and disgusted. to him. lack ceeded on his journey, he determined professor, was countryman had foretold the storm. know, “I will not tell you my sign.” countryman, money.” were notoriously quick and apt rts a Few Points adjacent but he presently “you will get a good wetting and he was so sure of his own knowl- edge in such matters that he laughed at and started his horse cone two-thirds of cloud cov- rain poured in tor- wise man reached his inn ‘The next morning, before he had pro- to ride back and if possible find out by what hidden signs—of which he, a great ignorant—this foolish So he rode back, and after spendinga day in the search, found the country- man and explained what he wanted to said the “without a good sum of SAR © RR A SS | SAMPLES OF PIOCHE FAIR PLAY. | Old Greenback Weaver is still 1fo! peasy ado nes Saale Whe (swinging «round trying to convert CLA | Re i h Jae De: man of Ventura |the sensibl+ portion of the alliance : county. vae the way of his sort. | to his third y idea. He has a} } He got che fair play” at the hands =e } iz; of aman : i threatened to big j-b on He Et : spies kili,agnd gimen Who know more than he does jand € principle tham he jever had. He led the greeabaek party gas | long as there was any of it, and | is trying to dothe same thing with uid party wing of the alliance. | i re is nt, a Sam John 1s a ver Strer Whitu.an, g son it east. in b, in the ‘the man who hfts 600] pounds with — tecth, pushes a {freight car weghing 30,000 pounds | along a switch on corte etreet, Bal j tim ore. on Wedu vesday morning 1b) {the presence of about 300 people. It woud have required the united ‘strength of eight ordinary men to! | - : jmove the ear.—RK.C. Star. The ee of getting married 1 Australia. Aclergyman in New South Wales cowplaivs that oat of 117 marriages which he has celebrated within the last year, 29 culled him out of bed between ll at night and 6 in the morning. He never knows when he is to have a peaceful night, and all ou account of a freak of fashion in bis parish. Sedalia, Mo., Oct. 7. Manes Cyrus T. Brady, of thé Calvary Episcopal of this city, re- sigued to-day. The action grew out of comments made a short time ago by certain members of Mr. Brady's congregation as to his position in reference toatiletic sports, of which he is an ardent advocate. Fish have their favorite resorts. So.we lakes they like better than oth- ers. Lake Erie produces more fish to the square mile than any body cf jwater in the world. late at night prevails in GBR OF Bary | paeou s180K0 O81OT Bq) pastor ehureh 1 aq} Cworg, puwpinoqy Joy punog ATGGAVS AOM MOO» WUOT TAULS 1890 9) “GTR 94 00'S WO. ssouivy puvg puovegG (G It is well enough to have force ard strength iu writing, but this is not all. it still remains true, Joubert said, ‘Where there is delicacy there is no literature.” ZH OF OTS Woody sour TODuAy eqnoq “qnnog sozBgq jo ued SSoUIVAT AGITOL +£ayunod SI} Ul epvUt ,, But as no L puv say4qs [18 Jo sorpp¥g “soud AONVTUVAW o8 puw wulo—y object to Boulanger's method of quitting the world. In fact they rather adore him tor his finalact. ‘OW. ‘OLIN It is recalled that Geueral Robert E. Lee, according to all accountr, Tie: e. SOAP. co. ST. LOUIS. Ifyou wish to make clothes as whife a6 the sun And finish your work as soon as begun, CLAIRETTE SOAP is Tie thing Hat Will do it, And having once bug it you ne N will Tue it. 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