The Butler Weekly Times Newspaper, May 29, 1889, Page 6

pen nS OEE LEE EPIL TBE eee ni i wn to LESS Be: with ran do G@ INLAND. RELIGION ON Who Says the He A Chicago Cle Island Is the Wickedest Place iver Was In. W. Gunsaulus, was telling the The Rev. F of Plymouth church. } aul do not Base the sai ity. for otherwise they fallin love with the sa who had assembled in biliomani 2 ie inners’ corner at 14} j b the ee oa . | which would be awkward. Although McClurg’s yesterday about the) 4), preferences of men for different which befell i style of form a him when he first undertook the vo- | it is, uudoubte amusing experiences nd feature v cation of preaching. He said that | 1 eager e l of hea = ae g to ail alike. woman pe i yas : st sinful lo- | 12S ; oo oan ak Se al a without regular features yet, 4 cality he had ever invaded, in fact, | healthy, ahe will be beautifal to clergymen very generally rc led | © oue and pleasing to all. A sal a dull ey unnatural in short, all the ills attenc the irregularities and “we | peculiar to the sex, can be banishe: Long Island as a territory volutarily (e complexid | debilitated by and wholly abandoned io heresie and idolatries and to the special practice of ali arts insti t upon This encouraged by the devil. be- | by the use of Dr. Pierce’s Favorite lief is so fixed among theologians | Preserip yur druggist that it is the custom to send amor Not Valient but Discreet the population of Long Island such Some years ago there was you clergymen only as seem long compe- tent, through years of experience and long-recognized natural qualiti- cations, to give battle to Satan and his host. “By some chance, however,” man m feb iheg hi MS home in this ely who had been the hero of many odd He minister in India was the sen and heard from in the penitentiary. adventures. ofa whet He and says MeGill Mr. Gunsaulus, “by some ch what—I young in lite manner know not years and was young in Tue when I was one Soria Te Sae Qa iti 1e re 7 a pulpit in one of the Das WaT nah ious towns 11 : Su ith 4 wed there, saying abounds. Iwas fu thu A = aa or putes and confidence. I deemed it rather acompliment that IT whose all lay before me should have assigned to the Lord’s work in ‘ the night before. Of ¢ mrare’ ey found the party he been this quarter, which by common consent had for years been called the for, but he usually all ab house whose inhabitants were sent. One Sunday he vin of Ghidui Ty ; 1 © Vin this manner nnd soon came to a pA eos a a2 : ge 20USC Th Ouse whose door bell r¢ Lun- yas comfortably Glled and the co } ‘ous " J a the on | angwered. He 2 to tl gregation was, to all appearances, 2 most respectable and respectful as rear fence, climt over and wa bl The devil had soon inside. He went through the ~ aan <i ri = “i ash oni rooms, one after the other. He PRAEGER stan ty worked entirely with one hand, the be To eandid T was never more eloquent or more mercy whatsoever. other tig! revolver While bedroom ly clutching a ng thi ina he turned ing up m eh a bureau fearless in my assault upon sin than heard a noi Iwas then and there. { was in the midst of my sermon and had begun to feel pleasantly conscious of having won at least half the battle, when I saw a tardy brother enter the meet- ing house door and weave uncertain ly up the center isle. It required no second glance to assure me that, full'as the meeting house w: tardy brother was fuller aroand and saw a man bed with a McGill his revolver at him and the fellow ducked his head un- der the McGill hurried through his werk and then turned to the occupant in the bed, who had by this time gained cou look at him. sitt gaze of stupitied leveled terror. cover. age enough to s, the yet—yes, zi “Get up,” said the burglar, and it was oly too apparent that the tl i I t % : - = ei t ae re nan gt . “NOW, ya ar brother was not only drunk, but aceon you going to do. Are you going to sit quietly in this cheir and act like a gentleman, or are you going to raise a rumpus, so that I will have to shoot you?” The man promised faithfully to keep perfectly quiet. McGill placed little reliance in his promise, and after making noise outside as if he was going away he quickly opened the door and looked into the room. As he expected he found the man off from the chair getting into his clothes. “Well, — you,” he said, disgust- edly, “haven't you got any honor about you? Now I'm going to try you again, and, remember if you do succeed in having me caught you won't be able to do it as quick as I can shoot you, and you bet Ill do it too.” very drunk. I was in hopes that he would content himself with dropping into a seat near the door, but my hopes were vain. He insisted on weaving his way to the very front pew, and as he was carrying a load which ordinarily required two trips his progress was slow, uncertain and embarrassing. I could not help tak- ing some notice of the episode, and it occurred to me that I might ob viate and forefend an insulting and unseemly interruption by addressing a gentlemanly and soothing remark tothe bacchanalian brother. So I said in a sympathetic and kindly tone, ‘I perceive that the brother is sick. Perhaps if he were to allow the sexton to accompany him to the door he would speedily be able to recover in the open air.” This was certainly in the spirit of & compromise, and at the moment I felt like congratulating myself upon my tact. Butthe bacchanalian broth- er seemed to be unhappily affected by my suggestion. He stopped short, braced himself heavily against the rail of a convenient pew, and gazed fixedly at me with an expres- sion of stupidity and pain commin- gled. Then he said in thick but clearly audible tones: ‘It's a wonder to me (hic) that this d d bad preachin’ doesn’t (hic) make ‘em all sick!’ This unseemly, unkind and unholy repartee set the congregation into an irrepressible titter, and discomfitted me so completely that I brought my sermon toan abrupt end and dis- missed the flock with the briefest benediction I had in stock. I left that townas soon as I could get away, and that memorable Sabbath I have been on Long Island | rear of the erate only twice. went over to Brooklyn to hear Broth- | the fall, but the physicians say it| er Beecher preach on the subject of ese, Ses Se Fees ly } : odies will be interred to-day in the p personal devil,and last summer I! same grave. : His victim was abject in promise of good faith, and this time McGill hastened out of the house, jumped the back fence and was off with the booty. Dropped Dead. Elizabeth, N. J., May 22.—Am- brose Van Tassel, aged 39, dropped dead yesterday at his residence, 1356 Elizabeth avenue,this city, while pre- paring for the funeral of his wife. The latter died suddenly on Sunday leaving four children, the eldest a cripple of 7 yearsand the youngest an infant of 2 months. The death of his wife preyed heavily on Van Tassel, who has not eaten or slept since her demise. He was missed just as the minister arrived to perform the funeral services, and some of the neighbors going to look for him discovered = body lying since It was at first stem | harges | last went around | at the foot of a flight of stairs in the | Several years later [ | ™wmored tkat he broke his neck by | nee one ag EE CLARKSON'S AXEDROPPED. | IT COST TOO MUCH. Andthe Head of a St- Louis Man Feil | 7 OW, | The other day the ex-newspaper man from town happened to be | glancin; list of postofii inspectc : blue book, says the New He hit upon the be | Hie appeared t was followed by a 1 New York first a Kentuckian, employed at There | about wa 4 amiliar ‘the name Jett to the national com-] inliteeman in three car “Jett?” he mused, with « jin his eye and a smile in and lay down vu x his brown | | mustache. “Jett? Ive heard of tin somewhere.” | He thought a moment more and : e jre-called that “thi Cleveland this | 7 ea . 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In a large family there have been days of anxiety and London, May 22.—Robert T. Lin- coln, the new American minister to England, accompanied by his family, arrived to-day at Liverpool on the steamer City of Paris. A special care. The eldest daughter by her tender gaily trimmed with flags met skill in teaching has earned a little the ocean lines in the Merse On extra money, and without a word to the tender were Mr. Harry White, first secretary of the American is - tion, American Consul Russell of Liverpool, members of the Livers pool council and some of Mr. Lir- éoln’s American friends. Mr. Lin- coln and his family were cn board the tender and put ashore at the landing stage. There the may- or of Liverpool weleomed the new minister and made a short address tohim. The party proceeded im- mediately to London. anyone she lays nearly all of it out in buying things that are much need- edin the house. 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