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SURES AAs pt ASS ca NO MORE PENSION LISTS. Tanner Pefnses the Press the Right of Publication. May ot an imbecile and —Com:.is- Washington, sioner Tanner the Globe has not sid so. Corporal re, and his Tanner was alegless | services to the rep: New York were such as to compel party in recognition. It was not that Corporal Tanner should be made commissioner of pensions, but he compelled partisan compliance with his desires. His best quali cation is a disqualification. he lost his legs, or rather his fect, entitled him to syimpathy—but not to office. The loss of his feet was considered his pre-eminent qualitica tion for high office; especially inas much as Cleveland had the country a physical wreck for com- missioner of pensions. President Harrison ought to have done some- necessary Because given thing for Tanner, and Cleveland ought to have done something fo: Black, but neither of them should have been appointed commissioner of pensions. Any Washington cor- respondent could have told the ad ministrations better. G 1B did more than all other dyspey Cleveland. noodles to defeat was the querulous concoctor of vetoes on pensions. Now, mar Tanner will not be x vetoer. His ism will be egotism. He has found several mares’ nests in the office. One of great bureau of which hi al littleness now is chief, pension th s intellectu has been for pension them is ing medium an advert attorneys, commonly yelept*s He has determined that the work of the public masters. Although the people pay him for attending to the pension work for th er Tanner draws his pay cheerfully, and then tells the people that what he does is none of their business harks.” , Commission He practically says: “Li is true the this office whose business is it? I don’t grants pensions, — but intend to allow the newspapers to publish the pension lists. If I do all the pension sharks in the country will use the published lists and do their utmost to ‘work’ the pensioners and get fees from them on promises to secure an ‘increase’ of pension for them. I shall not consent to the publication of the daily pension lisis on that account, and Imust decline to accommodate the press.” Now Commissioner Black was 2 physical wreck, but he had a little political sagacity. He did not say to the newspapers: “You fiends and vampires are of no use to me, and you can get no news from this de- partment.” On the contrary, Com- missioner Black sat him down in his parlor and said to himself: “See here, John Black, these Washington correspondents represent big con- stituencias. They talk directly to allof the people of the country. They are willing to advertise what a democratic administration is doing for the soldier if I will give them halfa chance. Ill cultivate these fellows for they are not common re- porters. They represent the best papers in the best states. I'll culti- vate them.” And he did. Now comes Tanner the trouble- some, and he fires his optics at a great mare's nest of evil. He sees that pension sharks may get onto the pensioners, and he constitutes him- self commissioner of pensions, guardian of pensioners and detec- tive versus pension lawyers—all this at the same time, and on only one salary as commissioner. In other words, the commissioner is undertaking to make an ass of him- self by exhibiting his undraped base to the Washington correspondents of the leading newspapers. He means well; we all agree to that. But so did Brutus, Sizera, Guiteau and Judas Iscariot mean well. None of them, so far as I have been ad- vised, have yet received the approval of the men who mold if not make public opinion. Corporal Tanner | has not yet received that approval. He looks at himself in the claes. thinks of the Colossus of Rhodes and defies the press. He does not distinctly remember the case of Keifer versus Boynton. The speak- | er of the house of representatives, a | man holding a position next to the | president, quarreled with one Wash- ! ington correspondent. Result: Where | is Keifer? Before Washington cor- | respondents are done with him where is Tanner? SOME PLAIN TALK. The Foolish Attack on the Soati Caro- lina Troops Gets a Sharp Answer. Charlestor Sherman's interv C., May 7.—Ges. published here yesterday in the a and Str Re je has ment in the centennial para raised a storm cf excited indignation | ted almost he nand the Gov nand of the Sher: : South which is direc tween Gen. Sher A South Caro not exactly lina. A who took pert in the par 1 i evel aun 1s ex Confederate de in New pr York said to the Republie corres- | ye care much I id ponde about w ca Be 1 he, the Old Guard or soldier had > other Union r attention io it and kicked us der, T would ay: but Sherman make lon’t think he likes South C: na Tf he will put a United States flag on the ruins be estate, aud one stupid blun not eave ha 1 couie down here wel of every house he ned on his journey through tl bummers to make on every Regiment, who have visited South Carolina the tell whether they saw any United States since war can flags when they were down here. The trouble is that the militia in this state is not properly nnized. There is talion in the service tl not asingle ent or bat- t has a stand of regimental colors like the New York regiments. The companies : imental formeati When they do each ries its company own flag—the flag presented to them by their Jady friends. That's South Carolina contingent came to how the The brigadier who commanded them forgot all about the regimental col- ors or probably had nev: Tt ws blunder and that is all. As for devotion to the flag of the country, you just let a war break out between the United States and anybody else and I think you'll tiad South Carolina will furnish three velunteers for every one furnished by Ohio and New York in propor- tion to her white population. They may forget to turn out with the na- tional colors on a holiday parade, but you'll find no better defenders of the Stars and Stripes than those same boys and that same brigadier who did not have the national colors ou their picnic.” yr heard of simply 2 such a_ thing. Enormons Fortunes. Notwithstanding the enormous fortunes {accumulated through the use of printer’s ink, large sums of money are annually wasted in ineffect- ual and unremunerative advertising. The merits of a really valuable commodity properly portrayed in the columns of the Tres will speed- ily become generally known and ap- preciated, while the returns reaped by the advertiser will be like those of the wise husbandman who planted his seedin good ground, wherein it bore fruit and brought forth, “some | an hundred fold, some sixty, some thirty. The wording of an advertisement | is an all-important matter. | Clearness, attractiveness, brevity and sincerity must characterize any i announcement intended to catch the | public eye and appeal to public con- fidence. An advertisement inserted | in London journal a few days ago brought instant and multitudinous | replies accompanied by an almost unlimited supply of bank notes, | simply because it touched the chords | of nature which makes all mankind akin. Its simple pathos and seif-| evident truthfulness appealed to every heart. The advertiser sought for a lost| relative, and, giving his name, said: “Tam ul and friendless. My last half crown is expended in paying for SD. F. (this advertisement. Write me at” that a cherry-tree-and-hatchet fact?” McClean of | } ©The Oli Guard of New th Boston Lancers, the Boston , Vieers and the First Connectieut seattered and seldom parade in | parade without the national colors. } out food or clothing. injured newly al of small Reports from other towns through- fruits in Mie vas d ‘out the southwestern part of the that muck ¢ vill to e state indicate heavy winds for three planted days past, but nothing in the nature | Drank+n Habi of a tornado. Pogitive:s Br. Tain x 1c. Resolutions. eineneen i |_(giving his address.) As alrexdy! WARM FOR SCHWEINFURTH. | stated, nearly every One who read | | the announcement hastened to relieve | Wiite Caps Threaten to Tar and Be: th- | the necessities of the sufferer—a real | sufferer in this case, though many | swindies are perpetrated in the di-} erand Roast Him Alive. ; £ i Jacob Schwein- vine hame of charity. | known as ; |farth and his followers, Thus it is with a really imeritoti- |) ; _ .; the Decknu +s or the Chureb Tri- }ous commodity or pre tion; if - aks | eee ; .. | umphant, may vow begin to rejoice lits virtues be properly and truthful- 2 = Sa RoErTR aac }i *t that the *persecations , set forth in public its | it to the introduction of new | success is prompt and certa On the other hand, tl] and u 3 ling ideas, especially re- e public is 3 io an unripe world | qui ect decep- ye ine {tion and charl pon them with jly, no amount of ja vile | . fact isthat Just so long as aba patro j 5 keep theiridess to themselves | been sunk i ; fs and practices upon Wl be left to ir own folly and fa- arity so-called medic } : : the en- did not pos- when they begin to | . disturb religious i AW. ce themselves a gen- | sance they will find that the i will consider no patience that ll be wasced in stumping out longer a virtue and not much lehces. roof the world.” uow rd, tie 1s his little become powe Sete : [: oted with band been { | Natu {inte ‘ lasti de worshipers Ss running heaven ina manner so dis- s in and the good & ford, that they have real- is really succeediug in waking hhasclf enough ofa nuisance ra ala Iwillzea Work to be worth kicking out “Pity A Funoel-sSh wre has | Preston, Kaz never yet beeu so great a fraud but that so were found who would | believe in a, and it is g supposed that Mr. Seciweiniu } mov. direction, de- le quite a little stroy : new role, beside be | ™ : @ out-Taad coddled, whil i i k being br Wil- he as fatally mjur Ob-+ failure. ver Beard is paralyzed from injuries After havine threate: with suit jreceived in th will | for $25,000 for alien iti affec- probably die. S inter- | tions of a docto.’s wilt ceeds nally and prob rajured. | ty place a morty OL elssium Bet on twenty and thirty persous | in the full reauzation i ne fact ae tot altogether were injured. Mi: wre in his heaven the moth and houses and barns ¥ were od utiment cas do a pebii deal. and the path of the cyeione nee with debris. The following dispatch to the ' ay ans xt Stafford and Pres-| Pines from Rociford, PL, shows ton hove twenty-two patients within ainlenstione niet Ain Godhoe a radius of tive miles. that he Gs. we Er auladouie At Sterling, 2 dozeu barns, five enough to be ou houses, 2 church, a school house and White Cops , t Rev numberless outbuildings were de- | G)...-0% Bes i stroyed, the debris being scattered | youve the city i he | over the prairie for miles. Thaddeus us Bauer, a farmer, was struck on the head by a flying piece of timber and instantly killed. Several wom- en and children were seriously in- jured. The cyclone passed through the northern part of Pratt county and : extended into Stafford and Rice | janite sect and is worshiped by his counties. The district was sparsely foljowers as the C i settled, else the loss of life would — have been terrible. | SMe The cyclone first struck about five miles southeast of Stafford, and for miles in a northeasterly direction left nothing but a barren waste strewn with the wrecks of houses and barns, trees and fences, with here and there the bodies of stock either killed or crippled by the wind. Where the cyclone crossed the Santa Fe railroad between Sterling does not go they su. they and feather bits cd roast hi They clalin he is ilies. Schwie night wathtehica:, 2 and dogs peposes to be for them. Rev. Sechsw head of what is = ed guns ready isa n nfurth n ofthe Beek- Tuscola, I. Illinois was vi bya severe f injured, and y off at the groin. many thousa 1s to be replautet =f last night and wnorber pected. Couingto:, I —Centiai ay night basen was bit ht that have very cold freeze is exe and Alden the telegraph poles were GHAL Pelt ah leveled to the earth. peaches, we Wedne: As soon as the news of the cyclone reached Stafford a mass meeting was held and committees were organized to relieve distress. More than 100 people are left homeless and with- ready fallei: corn also has b» Montice lo. f.. 4 3A freeze Wediesdis severe wt has greatly cotfee or Whereas, We are a free and en : lightened people, and in duty bound to take the greatest care of the health of the community in general and of ourselves in particular. There- fore, be it Resolved, That in all cases where we are afflicted with constipation, in- active or diseased liver, billiousness, derangement of the stomach, jaun- dice and kidney troubles—we will procure Dr. Pierce's Pleasant Pel- lets and use the same immediately. whether the er or an alco drunkards men who have take their coffee withou to-day believe they au own free will. 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