The Butler Weekly Times Newspaper, October 5, 1887, Page 7

n sie Hannted Him. ‘ { 4 LY | Harrodsburg, Ky., Sept. 16.—In Fi & ASH |the western part of this county is Tia O nt turned to her friends at Duncans- ville, The bright and beautiful young lady, so joyous and happy \ | located an oid village hamlet by the | when married, was no.s a careworn | |uame of Duneansviile. In this vil-| and sad personage—a real object of ‘lage and vicivity live a plain and| pity. She told the story to my in- lustrious people who vie, one with | formant, and I have faithfully given | «nother, in acts of kindness and hos | it to your readers. | pitality. Among this good people | ives a Rev. G. W. Tully, than whom | TTERS pho —— sy —_ ‘"Men must work and women weep, So runs the world away!’’ i no better or more reliable gentleman | . But they need not weep so much Yesterday he was at! ‘f they use Dr. Pierce’s ‘Favorite fin s | Prescription,’? which cures all the j Uhis place, and ‘REY your corres+ | painful maladies peculiar to women, poudent the details of amost marvel-| Sold by all druggists. can be found. As Uely as Ingalls. The recent caustic interview be-| Mr. tween Senator Ingalls and a Wash-! known ington reporter, which is said not to | Manchester, opposi have pleased that rather vain states-| He is known ail thro man overwell when he read itin cold | and Southern Vire ' type, has brought out some good | has been engaged - stories at the expense of the super- | for many years. An cilious Kansan. It seems a constitu- | ent, a rough-looking fellow of the | Particulars of cowboy type, sent in his card to the | this letrer. senator at the capitol one day last | RicuMonnp, Va., Apn winter, and then seated himself in | Gentiemen—Four y H. F. Neweil millwright w ous story, which we shall proceed to Artemus Ward's Letter toa Little Girl. The following letter from Artemus Ward to a little Elmira girl, and re- cently published for the first time, is in the possession of an Elmira (N. Y.) gentleman: Salem, Mass., June 18, 1864.—My Dear Amelia: I can not tell you how much I miss you. It seems as though I had lost all my relatives, including my grand- mother and the cooking stove. Why didn’t I put you in a bottle and bring you down here with me? But I am always forgetting some- thing. The other day I went offand forgot my Aunt Sarah, and she’s a good deal bigger than you are. Mr. Ramsey is also a very forgetful man. He frequently goes off and forgets his washerwoman. Mr. Ramsey is a very fine-looking man. He reminds me of a Mr. Green, the Maiden mur- derer. When Mr. Ramsey goes to the penitentiary—which will be very soon—we must send him doughnuts, magazines and other literary docu- ments. Mr. Ramsey can read print very well. Ilike you very much. I would like you just as well if you were twelve years older. I am very sin- gular about some things. You spoke to me about a boy who was my rival. give as nearly as possible in the language of the narrator: A young man named John C. Hoover, of Duncansville, wooed and won the affectious of Miss Bettie Bailerd, a charming and agreeable tady, living in the vicinity. As he nad worked for several years at a saw-iuill, aud had mastered the busi- ness, he thought it best that he tn ~~ {should go westward and try kis Dirorses Cheaply Without Publicity, Pesaial in the lumber regions. So ABSOLUTE DIVORCES without pnbiicity | he determined to try St. Croix Falls, for parties residing in any part of the Unite:t Wis. The day before he was to leave for a stay of one year was spent im the company of his affianced. It being Sunday—a solemn day in the country—these two lovers strayed to the country grave yard. There, at the graves of their parents, they promised to be forever true to each other. In one year they were to be married, and they promised, in the event one should die, the other was bound to live in a state of celibacy. On this holy day and upon the tombs of their departed parents they made this solemn vow. “Now,” said the young lady, “I am your wife, and if I should die before your return, my spirit shall ever attend you.” States, for ttion. non-support. intemper. ace, cruelty. insanit: stamp, oridress, V New Blank applica: Barnes, 346 Brot REMC BLE. BBL ASE RELIABLS, I people of ivspeptic ways pay Tearn to lengthen out ‘heir days, Wher Indigestion makes a call ree thh GOL, hev cau do, ani ihetn from $5 to $25 per « earned over $'foaday Either -ex, young orolt Capital red. You are st free. Those who start at ons ‘ Seabsalutaly eure of euug litile fortunes. All ispe* free, fo Hoover left next morning, and soon reached his destination at the head of steamboat navigation on the St. Croix river. For ten months not a wave of trouble rolled across his peaceful breast. One night after he had been sleeping for several hours in his room at the Peterson House the palus of mothe! 4 | he was awakened by a breeze passing dianre from gitihood | over him as if made by a wing. On opening his eyes he beheld an object in the room. By the dim light of a " the moon he discerned the outlines Fe of a woman. As she advanced with Ne alth S W palth | outstretched arms and an angelic ile | smile on her face, he thought he =_9 naan recognized his sweetheart. As she 4 | threw her arms about his neck she | vanished into thin air. He sprang {| from his bed, and, quickly lighting a lamp, he searched in vain, for he found nothing. Sleep visited him no more that night. Ina few days he received a letter informing him that his intended bride, after a short ; | illness, had passed into spirit land, having died on the very night hehad seen her apparition. pod drive me to it. lely for aMitct all wor kind. It ives tone jstrength to ts dangernt or tte of grea BELiee miserably long ere I get through. always mind your mother. ago. ponth’s treatment. §1.00a box, or six boxes Q,eent by mail prepaidon receipt of price. iB GUARANTEE SIX aaa ried with Sai we wal to re. noteffect After working hard for two years his business was so prosperous that he determined to visit the scenes of his childhood. While here he meta Miss Catharine Larder, from Mis- souri. She was as handsome as his old sweetheart, but not so larve and fine-looking. Again Cupid got in his work, and they were soon en- gaged. On the morning of July 21, 1887, they married and started im- mediately for the husband’s home in Wisconsin. friend, A. Warp. Great Danger In Coughs. WW. MADISON ST., CHICAGO, ILLS., Bole Prop's West's Liver Pills. imminent danger to all. cough, sore throat and all coughs. Scripture Profanation. In the course of time they arrived ¢ | at St. Croix Falls, and Mr. Hoover ; | conducted his young wife to his : those butter beans away for?” asked Palmyra, Neb. Aug. $4, 1886. _ | saLaBie Goops. Address tor particulars apartments in the Peterson House. | ,,. e . s Sk Tal I believe I have been greatly 4 - . cap. : greek things. They will learn by pictures | Southside mother of her little four it in the house | W r ' | The light hadhardly been extinguish-| 6¢ Binle scenes what. they can never | year old. «I ain't fro'in ‘em awny.| Sh Aumeeuers, 2 keep it in the howe WHITE SEWING MACHINE COMPANY. 3 syed ~— eat i, learn from the base ball grounds | Tse plantin’ em.” “Planting them? motion I shee. ee g21 Olive Street, St: Louis, Mo. 9 over the » and as he turn alone, nor from a life-long associa- d . lant- —- have not hesit: mee to 3 04 ee What do you expect to raise p Saneally conel: face his wife a cold hand touched oe edivied and beer. A Chica- | - ais! dae yecommend it largely and have helped rc. hi ag Ey etn er Be3 ing green butter beans? T ‘spects with it. Rev. E. J. Bp. . is face and a scream from his wife t I hy : . others Be h : : go man inquired, not long since, who | to raise some butter, zat’s what I Geo. Hoffman, Cedar Falls, Iowa, ; was heartrending. As the affrighted |G. n4on was. Another had never |> ae Mrs. kere eas man arose from his bed to light a heard of Ananias. If, then, there SO Tae ks nacof Athlophoros. Three bot- ) LLEVY & co inp Sa peeald on Sp — i any signs of dense ignorance in this | Rnenmatism and Neuralgia Cured in pn ptr ne a wear a A old sweetheart fade from view and city,,one may infer that to many Two Days. since, and that is now over a year ago. ra ARIOSA se sabbubiee fi nee pi ec lying beside the | jinds in St. Louis the march of the] ‘The Indiana Chemical Co. have discov- poe BE eek Doctors nor “44 : in a dead swoon. - ~ oes 4 i . | OOFFEE is kept in all first-class te Veiled Prophets will come as a much | ered a compound which acts with truly] medicine could drive the disease awa: ia Bs PRIZE. A similar scene occurred every | needed revelation. marvelous rapidity in the cure ot Rheu- Teer the nic thomas gt eaperes anges 7 WBS tre free, a costly box of goods which | night for at least two weeks. They matism and Neuralgia. We guarantee it det, the Hejnot think there wasany core. He COFFEE a de Seeger ‘oes the left the hotel and rented a house| Teacher—William, what is the |‘? ure 25¥ ant See deo es aoe Nery much ee Ga of the = De Wovtu nes avait iar eaahare ab- near the si yer a 1a + to’ dne? Inflammatory Rheumatism and Neuralgia tack but the At took hol 1 fee | ts never good when exposed to the air. oy ly sure. Atonce addresss True & eo eee ee ee ee eine ae ope paste BC Seay nao a land | Alva; this brand in hermetically alg Augusta, Ma‘ ae, 17-19% keeping. Here the apparition ap-| William—Dunno. in chronic cases and effect aspeedy cure. | used three bottles he was y we prdbe, gio POUND PACKAGES. = “z : peared more frequently. It never} Teacher—It is “Watch and—"| On receipt of go ces ae ine a ha neta should keep Athlophoros | —_ = —_—___. re he . ss : n any address ' st me failed to separate the pair at night, | what else? pret doctor this wcadeetatesmpouha and ee meg ores | EN ay ANSY 6 APSULE constantly made its presence known | William (with animation)—Kissed | which can be filled by your home druggist not be bought Wall St. New York, will . : Ss - pat Ad to the wife during the day. |mamma! How'd you know?”—Tid Sa ncsmery oe public instead send either (carriage paid) on receipt of | , : a7 THE LATEST DISCOVERY. giving regular price, which is $1.00 per bottle | - S 4 7 t ne, 1 ats 4 2 : For nearly three weeks the spirit-| Bits. of putting it out as a patent medicine, it is $1. Fg ! ; sh Taliatie. Indispensable to Labres. | itual manifestations continued, when} = --—— St — pene a eure ak Katey aca ae By the oldest lagen anal et enewe Nurser Sealed Circular. - : : : nm joney s $ 2 = 3 the virgin bride would no longer! Pertection is attained in Dr. poe irre lnniaen@ninierte 00, Sar cee s cetalsy STARK NURSERIES rept . i remain with her husband, but re-i S@ge’s Catarrh Remedy. an ae Crawterdstitlz, 2 } blood, &e. Athlophores Pilis ere uncq=aicd, 1 . ofS. : I should feel very sorry to kill that boy, but he may Iam in hopes that he will take himself into a premature tomb—that he will choke himself with a large slice of pudding; but if he does neither I shall feel forced to load him with chains and read all my lectures to him. His boots will re- main, but the rest will have perished You must be a good little girl and Never let your excellent mother feel sorry that she is a¢quainted with you. If it hadn’t been for her you might have been drowned in a soup plate long And if you hadn’t ever had any mother you might be a turkey with the Turkeys. In fact, my dear Amelia, so conduct yourself that even on dark and rainy days the bright sun may shine wherever you are, and that the stars (which are next to the sun in brightness) may never flash so brightly but that you can always look steadily and hope- fully toward them. Faithfully your A neglected cough is a source ot Ballara’s Horehound Syrup 1s guaranteed to cure the worst cough, whooping other Dr. Niccolls should also remem- ber there are thousands of persons in St. Louis who will gain from this coming parade of the “Veiled Proph- ets” their first lessons in sacred the marble room to await the sena-| blow on my lett: shin tor’s arrival. When Mr. Ingalls : made his appearance some one else engaged him in conversation. At its conclusion he started to re-enter the chamber, having apparently forgot- ten the purpose for which he quitted it. At that moment the cowboy seized him. “Be you a senator?” he inquired. Senator Ingalls disengaged him- self and answered with unusual dig- nity: “I have that honor,:sir.” Do you know old Ingalls, of Kansas?” was the next interrogatory. The senior senator from Kanses and president pro tem. of the United States senate gave the fellow a Piercing look to see if he was in earnest. He evidently satisfied him- self on that point. for he answered immediately: “Oh, yes; we are very well acquainted.” By this time quite a crowd of bone. ble nearly all the time las in that leg. thing would cause infla breaking out. From I have driven off the by short courses of S. Four the leg was broken out weeks ago Nz with testered blisters . is emireiy well, the smooth and fair as aw The Moravians of Old country for veracity than do the Moravians Cc the oldest wing me excellent just been cured of cau tell his own remark senators and senate employes had } follows: gathered around the two men. Winston, N. C., Ap: “Well, then,” continued the visitor, Gendlemen—Two o “T wish you would tell him that I ago a cancer came on am about tired of waiting for him,} oon grew 10 be qi: and if he does not hurry out here} wore on me, and my pretty soon I'll make it — lively for] was very poor. Luss him when the next election comes] b. gins couse ot S. around.” hoveconuied to the “Do you know Ingalls?” inquired the Kansas senator, with an air otf indifference. “I do not,” was the response. “Have you 4n idea what he looks like?” wih the veppiest rest das et dissa bemg fo ovedence oF aCe eral heaith 1s good no! petite better than i tory. “Well, I don’t know,” said the fellow with great deliberation, “but I expect you crowd him mighty elose.” At this point Mr. Ingalls made his escape into the senate chamber, try- ing to look responsive to the roars of laughter which followed him; and his constituent wonders to the pres- ent day why it is he could not get an interview with his senator, but he declares with much emphasis that “he'll make it hot for old man In- galls” when the next senatorial elece tion takes place in Kansas. eases mailed free. The Swift Specific Atlanta, Ga. got no money. “Wasn't at work.” you been doing?” “T’'ve been helping Deafness Uan’t Bc Cured by local application, as they can not reach the diseased portion ot the ear. There is only one way tocure deafness, and that is by constitutional remedies. Deatness is caused by an inflamed cpne dition of the mucus lining ot the Eusta- chian Tube. When this tube gets in- flamed, you have a rumbling sound or impertect hearing, and when it is entire- ly closed deafness is the result, and un- less the inflammation can be taken out young lady observed: two little cowlets.” “Jimmie, what are you throwing A Well-Known Man's | ve resides at pened him tour vears ago, the main which he details in Since then I have had trou- 1 asths "82. | ens eee WER 44 Murray St. New York, cracked the | u ae ae <n -| DRG.S.# D.DAVIESON with erysipe- L Oo The least little ST. Ors, MO., bottles ot S. S. S.. and now the leg iF. Newe.. No people stand higher Mr. Jonas Limebach is one of religious sect. shuracter dot “No, but I'm told he’s as ugly as] years. I am 82 years old, and to- | Boots and Shoes made to order The the old Nick.” dav Iam working in the field plant- best of leather used. “Do you suppose he’s as ugly as I} ing corn. Yours ul, Shop nerth side of Square. 49 tf am?” was Mr. Ingall’s next interroga- Joun LiMEBACH. Treatise on Blood and Skin dis- Omaha wife—There isn’t anything to eat in the house, Jake. Husband—Can’t help it. I ain't “Wusn’t you paid off this week?” “Not ut work! What on earth have branch .f Henry George’s anti-pov- erty society."—Omaha World. A couple were riding out in the country, when they passed a barn- yard in wh:ch were tw» calves. The taken,” remarked the young man, “they are not cowlets, but bullets.” i LIGHTEST RUNNING, and this tube restored to its normal con- are controlled by elke MPLEST dition, hearing will be destroyed forever; | their own disedvantage. -For many years QUICKEST AND 81 nine cases ou. ot ten are caused by ca | the treatment of re In the World. tarrh, which is nothing but an inflamed and headache been by some s condition of the mucns surfaces. outward End, thereby, io OUR MOTTO: We will give one hundred dollars for | out to think A in gebcg any case of deafness (caused by catarrh) | these must, from necessity, 2 g@rProtection in Territory. that we cannot cme by taking Hall’s Ca-] ternal, the sufferer continues to rub, s@r-Perfection in Principle. tarhh Cure. Send for circulars oree ree Ath ree sar Popularity Univeral. F. J. Currngy & Co., Toledo, O. internally, and ee Baer Sold by Druggists, 75 certs. : correct principle, it cures surely and | NEEDLES. 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