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TST Ce ee . \ Vitality of Great Men Ea y a q A HUGE MAGNET. | nen Fe Waren ok 1 J OLITICAL SP sand of brick on to at Hl ie is not always in r m ith emo! Phat Dine citizens—Iil t a now | i i : them, but many instances are known RY J. MU. R., OF SUANDY a x oe itizen 1, The Most Remarkable Discovery Ever '*T i eatin NY sprsimcnoe Cee et Made in the Northwest persistent a ise of Dr. Lit Mr. P. —Si s the - ; ceeeat Sas a in this city are filed with } = Meni able speeches intended Buncom! | A Rock That Draws Nien and Animals RUTER Cnn Cee tan fewnee have concluded to send you the fol | to it and Holds Them Fast. 2 é a eerie er Offers to Gentlemen and boys a suply of ee rt Fusic ia ago marned one of 1 i > of ae reas the ra lowing spicy and patriotic effusi ys what loves | = = ae é : ae Everything they need to dress themselyes : y ended forthe same m fellers, me ; ji Professor Daniel T. Wright, of St.| Richmond, Va., be promised her ' originally intended forthe same mar | Gh ret Z i : i : is ket,being an extract from a stump | niyvers so well, to marry as Leuy : | Louis, passed through St. Joseph to-! she should be the wife of the Gov- FROM HEAD TO FOOT apeech recently delivere lin rye erm as they want, and are able to pay | day en route to Fremont Nebraska, | ernor ot Kentucky. That promise and leave it to you if it doesn t tuke for. I'm opposed, mentally and mor- | where he will secure a team and pro j1s about to be redeemed. | Our Prices are always the Lowest the shine off any thing that has em anated from this great focus of wit and eloquence. J. H.R. “Friends and feller citizens of this | shape, manner, | circumstances ally, constitutionally and conscienti to extendin’ slavery in any ' ously, or form, under any further conflictions community—what I'm whatever. speakin’ of, I allude to, I say, a crisis ! North than the pint of the hub what The wheels of our gov-, the axle-tree of the North Pole turns has arriv. , is powerful enough to attract animals | to try Dr. King’s New Discovery tor Con | WORTH = ernment has stopped—the machine | on, or further South than the 90th and men to it and hold them fast. | *¥mption. eens eae ce To \ DH < i cee hee a atitude. “mn ewine 7 28 by use of afew otties. s ince W hich ime A cae SELECT d ry's deranged—the rudder’s unship- | degree of South latitude. Im ¢ Three weeks ago a man living some } po has used it in his family for all Coughs ° SBUEG —isjto vote for annexin’ to the United ped—the biler’s busted—h- il the ter afloat, and the river's risin’. Our | States Cuba and Canada- glorious ship of State that. like aj ritory North of 49, and all South of | cog day a heavy rain came up and in’ ma- | 48:60, to: the Southern extremity of bob-tailed gander's been flog jestically down the peaceful current | South America. togé ther with Great of time, has had its harmony disturb. | Britain and ber possessions. and ; rea :. = z Grea. Tw Ge across the rock. As he approached Cirstox, Mo., May gth, 1887. is si laa, 5 ed, and its now driftin’ with fearful | Eur Asia, and Africa: mol) it he saw a rabbit which appeared to To all the Sunday School Workers of SHAPES Sty les! y capidity towards the shoals and | favor of bildin’ a railroa 1 und ship be crouching on the side of the rock. | Missouri, x | u quicksands of disunion, threatenin’ | canal from the village of St. Louis. | pp. pain was pouring down and it} The aad annual conventiou of the Mis- FROM | AND to dash everything into flindrigs, and | situated, as the most of you are appeared funny that a rabbit should souri State Sunday School Association | — | . |GRADES pick itself up in the end a gone gos j aware. in this State. in the vicinity of [)0°3, such an exposed position and|| “20 meet im Clinton: ou LS IN SED A Goov “ GAUZE | mOm A : ee Seer s, cea ncn i meme ag ‘ and tb, 1887- WOOL STIFF | = goede] Tes oe henge, yo worthy | Alton, ix Tiipoms, to Sen Frances fais ceriocity beng scenscd be S&P] Ali interested in such work should be ] | denizens of Hog Hole. Terripin Neck. | by cuttin’ a tunnel plum through the proached the rock to investigate. | jn attendance, as it is desired that a more C and the adjacent regions, tothat siren | bowels of the earth, — _ a The rabbit made no attembt to run| pertect system ot organization ve per- H I _ LP Balbriggan 1 voice that whispers in your too cred-| I'm gwine to vote for a bi es away and when the hunter stepped | fected, so that every district, county and ae - eo! | O'reilly the privile: f bild'n’ a tele |" = i % ae “ t > efficient! alous ears the delusive sound, peace! | Oreilly the privilege of bild'n }near and was in the act of reach. | township ia the State be efficiently ot A GOOD! a ' LIGHT peace! for peace has gone, sloped. | graph line to the moon, and grantin eae. nimal he was aston. | 8#%%¢4: to the end that every school dis- ' SUITS . ‘ - } : 3 : ig for the animal he was aston- i zs a ae rae . dewed to other lands, or diy to the | him the exclusive monopoly of the ; 1 Tipe oe to. pull trict be supplied with a liye, working Peis COLOR, ene | : shed to feel his gun trying to pi Sunday school. | » mighty dee r, inthe |same for ten years. with the excep Paes = AE ma < AND depths of the mighty deep, or, in the capt ae 1 out of his hands. He then felt him- More work has been done, and more RICH more emphatic langt of Tecum | tion of 100 shares each, which Old If being irresistably drawn towards | progress made during the past year than WORKING PRINCE ‘ le a c : : ail a iy WTresisti ) are t aras = ss ma 4 3 r AND seh, when addressin’ the assembled | Zack and the man in the moon shall the rock and before he could compre-| ever before in the history ot our associ- t I : hosts on the plain of Marathony. on | be allowed to take. As we're gettin’ | | 1] lance nd himselt 1 | ation, and yet there is still more to be POOR ALBERTS t1 f battle, he exclaimed | crowded for room, I shall go for let- | 2°08 "8 Canger foune’ mse’ anc’ | done 1¢ eve of battle, he exchumed: rowded for room, IT shall go for Bs Ra scr aca a. ene |. | done. : . ti’ down the Fall of Niavara. a but gun stuck tight against the boulder 1 Mass Conyention, no tor- 355 | FRO Gone fickerin’ through the fogs of Other climes ’ ‘ at .}| from which he could uot pall himself PCN ee ere To aid the miser watchin’ of his dit ton hole or two, for the purpose of Pic: s ae eran : VV ELTIBS 1 | Srainin? ‘the Jakes and makin’ ten fete His hands wet clothes | ry, yet, in order that every county in the S it UE ae $15, 00 not Aumcender the Great, ab the | PRON ne kes BE MAkEe “one ne dtate be represented, we now request that ul battle of Bunker's Hill, who. in the }t@ live in, agony of dos} so that our cramped popu dimost amounts to | lation, which now —Gone glimmeria — ud : - u = rage in tbe onldnot Ge Able (ees 1 | let the varion Sunday schools send some a but space is too — mention all, as everything we offer g : ach township. rave elbow room = one. dargains ve us acatland convince yoursel Respectiully dre: , 4 ] +4 0s ve eee ee ge 8 P 8 “ convi yourselyes, espectiull reams of other day lie: in favor oh preci) Alt col ee ee and dried oit and he This 1s a matter of vast importance, Ye tale, the wonder of an hou | porno P doubted very mach whether he could ee Aree deat iweptesen: “Feller citizens—In our halls of | the Mississippi and Missouri rivers | | i ; BS ee en = a a ee eatin wish - | ne i § : to lif, 1 do so then About 1 o'eloe} rain ves trom every county in the State be ’ ie sorislati tonfusion runs viet. aad {| Buisances, dangerous to life and pro ie 3 : é ee legislation, confusion ru t, and | Lo 2 Ze subsided and the sun came out. By | in attendance. An interestin lin ia F] toe i . on jerty. from the immense number o : : an archy reigns iprens Arouse | ee i - | 4 o'clock his garments were dry and | *'rective programme has been pre then! shake the dew droys from your | #¢cidents that’s constantly happenin ae set and all who attend will be built up and : : | . in as they no longer acted as a conduc : : huntin’ shirts, and fall into ranks. | 0m em, and to have filled up im = fs ned in the work. Our State ~ : tor he was able to move himself with eee ner othe eEnteraationdl | Sound the toesin! beat the dram! | mediately. with all their branches, s a : ion is under the International e +] lexcept Salt River. the nav tion of the exception of his hands. He imade Association, trom whence come our In- and blow the toot-horn, till the stur. | exeept Salt iver, the naviga : } . i was : = : | pile cans ‘ Bae several efforts to tear himself away | ternational Lesson Series,, and will be ji fled echoes, reverboratin’ from hill | Which Im in favor of leavin’ unob ae - : : | i | : but did not succeed until after sum- | represented at the convention of the lat defeated fit of Tm ewine to vote for a structed for the + top to hill top, and from gopher hill to gopher-hill, shall cause the ada | pelticiuns mantine hills of New England. the | bill ferruginous deposits of Missouri, jagin’ the growth of hemp, xs fro Californy, | present appearances there'll soon be grantin® premiu for ences the auriferous sof to pric up their a great demand for that artic accents inquire of their | Government of the United Stat ‘What can the matter be?” | for the benetit Fals, both in public and private life. arti le by rs, and whispered neighbors: | th of numerous individ “Feller citizens—I repeat it, to your posts! and, from the topmost | Who are plotting treason against the ae ie ; : yg | Rame of the road or roads over which peaks of the Alleghanies, bid detia: Union. TI tell you what it is, boys. I - ; Fi ve said about the work. Prof. | vou wiil come, I will intorm you as to FOR Wexy ww to the universal Yankee nation, by | know Old Zack, and it would just do 8 tt : cee i geologist and | the rates and Ae EA a ; |) Ufice, 44 Murray St, ae am ide FE : rill test the na ns 2 ~{ Tr s! tr the State is earnestly re- shoutin’ terrific watchword, «who's | bim good to swing up a few thousand : eee ; ; eo magnet thorough sie pal ie ae cations eas 4 j ae es acs, ; - ¢ eae ee y when he arrives there.—St. Joe | quested to publish this call, thus giving | afe are d in such thunder tones, that, | of them trai out as high as the meee our association their co-operation. i quakin’ with terror. they shall forget | feller what Scripter tells about. And | * All who expect to attend will please WD | that niggers is. Don you rrusty rey |I teli you, now, I'm gwine to vote A Ha by forward their names to the uadersigned, & imentals—burnish up your rusty | Strong as pisen for movin’ the Seat | Winston independent not later than Juue 4th, that arrange- | + . . . : nie torent nimernts e de { firelocks—gird on your trusty broad | of Goverment of the United States sport a nice Bie Ouee eee HER) UE BNSSISo : 4 j ie é a = especttully, j awords—bid farewell to your crusty | from Wash to our own quiet we cet her? Respecttully, : : | ae t . 3 pee Vide Poo! . } : Ese H, PResTON Farts, elp LaN—-! rour lust } r ide Poche or her. the whole ame 2 “er es , es pmates ount your lusty charg: | e Poch i ) the whole amount Sec’y Mo. S. S. Ass'n. Clinton, Mo. r gers, and save the nation. or bust al “If elected Governor. I gwine to hy ‘ents per day savings s as =e. | biler! ] i | have the walls of the penite ntiary az levelled with the -and all laws for confi “Feller citizens—the great bird of | the county pris American liberty ‘s flewed aloft. and | grou soarin’ upon the wings of the wind, |i the same. “nen for crimes and misde- ceed one hundred and twenty miles | north of there to examine a huge boulder that is one of the ureatest | It is nothing less than a huge magnet that curiosities of the present age. ten miles from the rock went hunt- During the morning of the jing he was thoroughly soaked. He start ed for home and happened to come | Trial Boitle tree at John G. Walker's clung to the rock and it was not long before he began to realize what the trouble was. He knew at e ail of his strength, he gave a m wrench and breaking his headiong away from the boulder. His gun. however, and the rabit still clung tenaciously thereto and he was compelled to go away and leave them. He reported his discovery and several have already visited the scene and confirm h 6th, 1886. On that day a friend of ours insisted on “tre i tin us toa smoke as it was our birthd: but we refused the kindness. inform of st Good Result in Every Case. Pa slesale paper dealer ' writes that he ad with a severe cold ried many Being induced D. A_ Bradford, ot Chattanooga, was seriously affli that settled on nis lungs: remedies without benefit, SPRING i 100 TYLES!! C Patterns and Colds with best results, This is the experience of thousands whose lives have been saved by this Wonderful Discovery ECE HAVEN OB G. Missouri State S. S. Association. P RING Lares? evrey organized county send representa- tives, and where no organization exists, WORKING CLASSES “yx! now prepaved to furnish all « Ment at home. the whole their ae moments. Business new, light and profitable. Persons of either sex easily earn fron 50 cents to 35.00 per evening, and a pro- portional sum by devoting their time to the business. Boys and girls can earn near! much as men” That all wh this may & their address and test the business, we make | this offer. Tosuch as are not well satisfied we W'll send one dollar to pay for the trouble of writin bull particulars and outtit free. dress Gronur Stinsox & Co. Portland, ter association, which meets in Chicage he fi enineoe ee conte ses'with employ the first week in June, and the delegates ihe tite. oe the State convention. c day sehool workers, and exteads a cor- , re will be expected to at our report report uton will gladiv welcome all Sun- i ich. dial invitation to all > Arrangements are now beir made relative to reduced railroad tares, and by writing to the undersigned, giving the Beware of Ointments tor Catarrh That Contain Mercury, ury will surely destrov the sense completely derange the whol n when entering it through Mexican 99 ——UYLATNIRED PATE, a Pl Pardon us if those fow choice t irgains won't satisfy SHIRTS BAC ¥ ct 75, ok voerwnug ALL a you, gent Tutt’s Pill ates the torpid Liver, st: digestive ANTI-BILIOUS MEBIGINE, In malvriol distriets rhetrcirénesan 4 now hoverin’ high o'er the cloud. | meanors, repealed, as the trouble of [ing him, courteously. that we had capped summits of the Rocky Moun- | ¢prievin’ convicted criminals is a] never smoked a cigar. to which he tains, and when he shall have pene trated into the unknown regions of | time of the Governor. that might be | three per the mucuc surfaces. Such articles should never be used except on prescrip- tions from reputable physicians, as the | damage they will do are ten fold to the d you can possibly derive trom them. Mustang s ae | x Liniment <..:Ssste2 A S ONE ASK YOUR GROCER FOR THEM! | great and unnecessary tax on the | replied that he ¢ 1 from one to } ae lay, ata cost of 5 to 20! goo unlimited space, and then shall have | much more reeably employed it h day. and that he never ne Chee = 2 ian ecrree ey CURES i ‘TRASK’ 9 THEOFICINALAND ONLY. duy down and lit on daddy's wood-| Playing brag and poker. and in small change. We told | tains no mercury and istaken internally seats, Scratches, | Contracted TRASK FIsH oe nee pile, I shall be led to exelaim, in the | loungin’ ut the bar-rooms and rat from that day on we | 27d acts directly upon the blood and Risaseton aca Muscles, be ss . H ee a es = : mucuous surfaces of the system. In * trains, Eruptions, grand, the territic, the sublime lan. | Street corners, talkin’ polities. we would lay away 10 cents per day | buying Hall's Catarrh Cure be sure that | Burns oe Hoof Ail, DR 2D guage of Paul the Apostle, iscel-| “Tm gwine to have the sea pees us we were able to do so and | YOU get the genuine, it is taken internal- Scalds, oints, Screw Os a Ya : ; 1e Apostle in his cel Sie : > e the seat of gov y = re able to do so and ly and made in Toledo, Ohio, by F. J. Stings, Backache, Wi a ebrated epistle to the Aborigines— | ernment of the State moved from |see how much it would amount to Cheney & Co. : : Bites, Galls, Swinney, H 8ST. LOUIS, MO., Root, little hog ox die!’ Jefferson City, either to Nigger Heel | each year. We have kept it up to peas by Druggists, price 75¢ per bot- smn Bees, H peeae celle, | The Great Ss ° ge aa . - » PS Wee ii e tle. 23-im, pavin ‘iles. pecialists, “Feller citizens—The times is crit- | °° Pin Hook. or else to the mouth of | date and as 2 consequence we have a | . Cracks. dom Beaten, WeDo oes Formica, . : . > Zee Wy ork NJ 5 e on, England, M. D., » an ical—blood is gwine to be pourd out | te Bee Gum Fork of Shave Tail. | fine Durham cow and calf, bought THIS GOOD OLD STAND-BY | they ‘can'be consulted by eorreapendenee i tike soap-suds outen a wash-tub, and Tm gwine to have a law passed to| with yoo ten cent pieces. Small | #4, AGENTS WANTED! Double Quick! to sell | Secomplishes for everybody exactly what isclaimed | Stoseane reonlting fics Bat atees hotel Ss forit. Oneof the reasons for the great popularity of the Mustang Lintment 1s found inits universal applicability. Everybody needs such a medicine, The Lumberman needs it in case of accident. ie Housewife needs it for generalfamily use. | The Canaler needs it for his teamsand his men. The Mechanic needs it always on bis work JOE ROWARDS “no BEEGHER Infinitely the most valuable because coming so closely from the family circle and by a master hand engaged ina ‘‘Laborof Love.’’ Riehly illustrated—steel portrait, &c. Will sell im- every man what's got a soul as big as | the white of a nigger's eve, ‘Il be | let Storms, and to keep wimmen from | kept up, it ready to fight, bleed and die for his | standin’ on their heads at camp meet- | large. : country! Them’s the i keep milk from turnin’ s i isn’ ? Fell and Syphillis, I from turnin’ sour in thun-| business. isn't it? Well. properly Cases of Gonorrh 8: Primary : property Socomaty sal Tectis merencn oneal ae ae methods, by which patients are saved muck able and grea neon moderate, SEoaxaitation incloding Practical ob ervation on Nervous Debility and Physical Exhaustion sent_on receipt of one result in something | id while our friend who, no | times you | ™- And I'm gwine to have another | doubt. will see this article. can show i soune the na. | Ome Passed to cause hicor » peel is Ueirtnes : mensely. Millions want this standard Life of | beneh. | Temp, Address, Drs,S & D. DAVIESOM, want men in the councils of the na en He : cori t peel his thirteen months of the greatest Preacher anl Orator of the aze isle nscbeits concedes 2 | t ive street bs. Couip. Mong tion’what you can depend on! That's |™ he Ve round, and another ox but cigar stnhs, and pner- | Saces is, = cost Ter a e ae The Pioneer needs! mgetaisee outit, | ANATOMICAL MUSEUM. Mention this paper: me! Elect me to Congress. or Gov | **t ll, for the expulsion from our bord ipaired health. we can show | * Hesnano Bros auane City, Ms. and meer eet Ceres te eres an oroeae ernor of the State. and I'll stick to |S of prairie wolves and aboliti The Steamboat man or the Boatman needs itin Mberal supply afloat and ashore. weeny hes —?s ists. the extermination ¢ ruirie flie ‘asl ! you through thick and thin. like a t ton of prairie flies j cash - g The Horse-fancier needs it—it is bis best lean tick to a nigger’s shin | and anni i | Prem: 5 a eens : ¢ : i] rem } ony The Stock-grower needs it—it will save him @wine to make an election and eeters. ie ae a :_) ————————— | thousands of dollars and a world of trouble, #peech. I'd scorn theact. You know hems my sentiments! Three | charms which the a WAN ; ED! me; I've been fotched up among you cheers for Home There. that'll do | so highly. s } egularities. est. larzest end best known Nurseries such t blo. } 1 ot tae = Permanent positions; such the bioom of youth may be re t siaza, stored by the use of a remedy which - STARK NURSERIES Missoari. has stood the test of time and which — is to-day acknowledged to be with- | out an equal as a cure for all female | By | weaknesses—Dr. Pierce's “Favorite | ; Come now, let’s liquor!” | the Times. —_$__$_____ For weak lungs, spitting of blood time by f{ int of Already, on the wings of a toploftical one imagination, [ faucy I see you march in’ up to the polls in solid phalanx, Bad's : | and with a shout that makes the wel Peca ereecags night-sweats, and the : “agg a arly stages of consumption, 1 Kin ring ‘Whoorah for Home! come | Medical Discovery’ at aca olden on my opponent like a thou- druggists. j x ‘ pean Merchant needs it about bis store among iis employees. Accidents will happen, and when Est, leadache, Biliou: Livy these come the Mustang Liniment is wanted atonea | estien. Bild Sat stociow. Keepa Bottle inthe House. ‘Tis the best of ace ORUoEE economy. a : Keep a Bottle in the Factery. Ttsimmediate | Use In case of accident saves pain and loss of j Keep a Bettie Alwarsin the Stable fer | The Rajlroad man needs It and will need {t 50 Jong as his life is a round of accidents and dangers, The Backwoodsman needs it. There is noth ing like it as an antidote for the dangers to life, i limb and comfort which surround the Pioneer. Hi Li are scarce, bat those who write te s Porttand, Maine, will recarve fell nfermation aboot work which ¥ can do, wad itve at home.that will pay them from $5 to $35 per day Sees have tarned over $¥) in aday Either sex. young orold. Capmai c= ——) oc [——| j Prescription.” By all druggists. | Sg suseyg, Fos arpstared free: Those wnomartstcare | eee when wanted.