The Butler Weekly Times Newspaper, May 18, 1887, Page 2

THE COLD FEMALE FOOT. The Lady Who Wanted From Her Husband Over It. a Divorce eel A lady went into a lawyer’s office and askeg how n uch it would cost to procure a divorce from her hus- band. The lawyer told her there were different prices, according to the length of time it would take, and whether the husband fought against it. etc. She said she didn’t care for the price, but she wanted the best kind there was, a regular three-ply, ingrain, hand-painted divorce, just as good as any womanhad. The lawyer asked her what her grounds were for asking the divorce, whether desertion, incompatability of appe- tite, or any of the dozen different kind of things that separations are asked for, and she said she had no fault to find with her husband except on the score of cruel and inbuman treatment. The lawyer asked if her iusband ever thumped her, and she said he never had, that no husband could be kinder, or more tender than he was, and that she should hate awfully to leave him, but forbear- ance had ceased to be worth two in the bush, and she had rather die than ve with him. The lawyer told her ‘o explain, and she said: “Well, he is a perfect brute, though he is as pleasant and good-hearted 45 any man you ever saw. He is a jolly yood fellow, never drinks, but f f Not about un my feet. he makes their size tor you can see for your- aclf that they are children’s size, but about th being cold. He says that they sre reg and that wherever they touch vegi ular refrigerators, tation ceases to vrow, and everything 1$ an arctic waste. He speaks about my feet before tolks, and tells com- pany how we don’t have to buy any ice, and that we have to have a fire m the grates in August on account ol my til over the house, He says his spine feet cooling the atmosphere into an icicle, and the nas turned perspiration that oozes from the skin becomes hail stones, He says these things just to bother me, though I think he is proud of my small feet and only talks about their coldness to attract attention to them. me nearly to tum to buy shoes he asks the shoe man if he hasn’t any shoes lined with tine and filled with sawdust. It the ice cream at dinner is a little too sott he hands the plate over to me and says, ‘Martha, just freeze that a lit tle more for me,’ and those at the table know he refers to my feet. He hau me a pair of stockings made He annoys death. If I go with once of this oil-cloth floor covering and presented them to me ina crowd on the anniversary of our marriage. When they had the trouble last win- ter in freezing the Exrosition mnk, on account of the warm weather, he came home one mght when I had some of our church folks at tea and told me to hurry up and get through supper, and we would all go down to the nak. The company all want- ed to go, and then, with an idiotic laugh, he said he had hired me out to the rink managers to walk around in the water baretooted and freeze it. stood all these things until this winter, when T bought one of these fur-lined foot warmers to put in our sleigh. I didn’t buy it because my feet were colder than other peorle’s feet, but because they were a very comfortable thing to have in a sleigh on acold day. You have seen them with two holes to put your feet in, Well, we had been using this foot warmer tn the sleigh tor a month, when one night we had a lot of com- pany, and they were having a high oldtime, playing cards and laughing, when my husband took the men up in the smoking room. As he went up stairs he said to a villain who al- ways helps him joke about my teet that he had finally found a scheme to keep a man from being frozen to death by his wite’s teet, and he would show it. Several and we ot us girls heard | wendered wh i? Sy rd pretty soon we heard the awtu t{ was, est shouting in the smoking roon,. | and a lot ot us went up to see what | the row was. I hope to die if husband hadn't straps sewed onto | that tur foot warmer, and he had Strapped it on his back, buckling the straps in front, and was explaining | over the State and very generally | before the mild April rains. The | cold weather since these rains has | not generally necessitated replant- | MANY REPORTED KILLED. — ——— viliains how he wore it at jto those the toes night on his back, downwards so 1 could put my feet He with | Alarming Reports Concerning Recent Earthquakes. his back. in there and not toue ii ee eee | Es- —-e said he t t had a particle ot rheu- | Ing, +0 ee re | 4 M o.—A special trom ee Ivia since, and his pecially is this true where sound or Chieag ay 10.—- pec matism or neuralgia since, El Paso, Texas, says: Details of the good seed corn has been used, : i ~ =P adually thawing out, | i as gracually a : ae spine was g S he price ot labor 1s 99 per cent. | 1 and he thought by next summer he he recent earthquake tot tl awtul result ming in The outlook for crop and stock of | al nis back, 2 hat villain of ; small ot his back, andt jin the south = x of «friend of my husband’s marched é “ 2 him down stairs, through the room and ex- West allsorts 1s good and a general spirit ofhopefulness prevails among tarmers. i southwest ot El miles located 110 but the greatest destruction Paso, ie Ge So ed = ee 2d 2 viles southwest of here. occurred 200 miles southwe here. plained in a sort of a panorama ora- The Brand on Cain ce ¢ tion, and individual mghts were tor} was not more fearful than are the sale. O, I thought I should think. | marks of skin diseases and yet Dr. But half the men present said they shail pve page " ; them. Blotches, pimples, eruptions, postules, scaly incrustations, lumps, inflamed patches, salt-rheum, tetter, Lieutenant Brittan said: ‘As tar as I could learn the Care rolites district and the country tor t were ina Pel At and several j 300 miles southwest of 1 would take one for use at home, an I was glad for it showed that other women were abused the same way state ot convulsion for 3 days. ithe first shock myself Americans and Englishmen other was. Now can I get a divorce be- | boils, carbuncles, ulcers, old sores, Zé ee ai ckly } sought places of safety on the pla- tore 2 o’clock this afternoon as we| are by its use healed quickly and | sought places o ety et ar < have company to-night and I permanently. }teaus, but shocks were = rapi i ' i , powertul that we expected ever) wanted to order a divorce with the He Was Making up a Case. and powe : f : - — re ceuan <x ind ofa breaktast}| Moment to be kille gs, so if he as much as Well, what kind of a breakts : oe ; Volcano wis developed ten niles subject of cold teet I} did you have?’ enquired a shabby- the divorce and order | looking individual, taking a seat ia front ot the hotel and addressing a j mentions the can show him him to leave my house forever.’ The lawyer to!d her he doubted if | commercial traveler. **Worst lavout I’ve struck on my Horrible j from us, and when I left it was pour- water us ng forth a st thick as aman body. This column y feet in of water was thrown th the air and is impregnated with sul- big she could get a divorce on that ground, but advised her to give something to complain of by putting | dish up before a hungry man.” “The steaks have hait- soled a pair of kid boots? “You bet. Why, the so transparent that I could see sam whole route. spread to : Stones as asa phur and lava. i i very man’s head are torced up with it. a chunk of ice in bed with him every would a ‘ : : Smoke and tumes ot sulphor made he night for a month, when maybe, in the vicinity. would apply for a divorce, on the t difficuit to bre SIXTY KILLED. At Ojo Don Pedro, a town people were kil } hb h coffee was ground of coldness in the family, and she went away to try the plan. | ples of the cook’s hair curled up in APeck’s Sun. the bottom of the cup.” vicinity, twenty ed = **And you couldn’ tell the ditfer- | and nearly every building cestroved. Crop Report tor May 1. ence between the butter and sweet} At Casa Awanda, southeast of | ’ State Board of Agriculture, } oil?” forty families were destroyed. Columbia, Mo., May 4, °87. § And the bread was the | Mexicans «re panic stricken and have Returns trom 110 counties, with worst case of sour mash Tever saw} given up allordinary pursutts. There most townships ot the St ae aag tite? are a number ot other out of the-way sented, sow an improved prospect Ri hovbaked polataks wesc | im the v that ] tor wheat over April rst, when 2 just warme throgene and as solid | fear totally dest d The drought was daily impairing the aa dornic2”” Mexicans are making no attempt to wheat promise. “Yes. And they tried to palm | gather details, and American miners i y nt not “tsi > ra is i? } "§ } ra ~ r vy sre t ing Abundant, yet not excessive rains, off three different dishes of yester-| are the only persons who are trying have tallen since the middle of the t at the facts. From reports day’s coid soup for a new species of | to in, 1t appears that the entire month, while cooler temperature has *» : es . : hash. i t r been iot tavorable to ealth ee! 1 ) + ae 1 not tavorable a healthy de the 2 t looked hke a{| southwestern part of Sonora has ye prt 7 he vheat loner : ' velopment of the wheat plant. | piece ot charcoal? | been subjected to the severest socks. eat no g7 pl ct. an H nsom : > si * » Wheat is now 97 pr. ct. ©] “Bet your lite. 1 the | yr} Geysers and volcanoes are reporied of rhea Sounties is ove ' a ; t ” Er oe over 100.) cakes were nothing less than raw | in all parts of the stricken territory, while the whole State is moving 2 | — ss % 5 >= | dough. | eMicks upward in the character of its whest a é { Health Marks. ss “And the waiters were saucy and A z eene outlook. As 100 represents a ful! indifferent?” A bright eye, clear skin, glowing 2 z ditterent ¢ ve 2s. anim “xpressic and crop it will be seen that the present fear : e ae teatures, animated express! mn, ane ‘ j Yes. One picked up a chair a quick. firm step. These are all outlook 1s rarely favorable. Noth = ig es z . - si : md offered to hit me with it if I] secured by using Dr. Harter’s Tron ing at present appears on the surtace } : ” ci gate ‘ Pi .. | called for any more iced tea. I’d| Tonic. to mar this good promise. Some | ,., * : ' ‘ - like to see the landlord ot this reports of chinch bugs in Southwes ing Batter Sweeta Year. ran I'd just tike to see him as a Missouri. which have not yet devel- Every dairyman who is an expert Devon- The curiosity. He must be the ornyiest oped into large proportions. Stee ii loutiecalerstes Meni ibncnees ueikecrirct “Well, I’ve been rejuvenatia As betore reported, the area ot wheat winter killed, shire creams and butter. nking some of or otherwise “clouted’’ or thick cream is sold as fruit this establishment tor injured, Is very small, hence very a luxury to be eaten with or pies, or it is made into butter which : ind being the landlord, little wheat ground has been plowed | + 5 : \ I'm taking a quit stroll in and out up, amounting to only 2 per cent. has the reputation of exceedingly Pastures and meadows are baci De Ge ict 1 of th : at : e bac cal} long keeping. In the journ 2. : the ward, more so than general ten.per- Ly mele uence then Bath and West of England Society, ature would indicate probat a cet joe Ce Ppt RS es Comat April } t t ul the import testimony | Teceatly p shed, is an account of Alprii has been a cool month, yer A a z this cream ar vutte nd the valu A E 4 id i prosecution, and know just{ this cream and butter, and the value Warranting a more rapid growth of “ = r he proces mn fi darving or re : ae ens ; where to begin iny work ot recon-{0t tie process in fine dairying Frass an has Occurred, so tar as eas otha: ey it ; ; Ty struction. Just stop here on your} Phere is nothing new in emperature may indic he Epes ee recalls at an opportune time a i tot ‘ee 5 way back and you'll find different | T&Cs at an opportune Une a ie he Se Ee eer arrangments.’’—Texas Sittings : Si ee? akg: oe ipl os ee ———————— The prooess is as follows: The early drought of spring, have aided Murdered His Brother. i t linar 2 i ties } milk is setin the ordinary way in in maintaining a tardy growth Huntsville, Ala., May 1r.—One |‘ * ne The i ¥ - ~ Ks + - Sf Ow ar t ; 2 ours. ie Cattle are reported in wood | Of the mest shocking tragedies in a sa ae x : e : — Aeponed as 1 200d pan is then set in hot water or a the history ot Huntsville, occurred health but thia, and doing moder- ns steam bath for 20 minutes, until the pes eagees : in this city vesterday ing : ion eee 2 ately well upon our short pastures. Sat Wein eamoreae: Sout milk is hot and the cream ‘*crinkles,”* (To be 18o de that this The early opening of adry spring 7 o'clock. Hunter Hutchins, son of has been favorable to early plowing, | Be widely-known contractor, James but is not suffered to boi : prec the temperature is and killed]! : é bis brother, Wm. T. Hutchins M. Hutchins, was shot which has resulted in ot plowing and in an enlarged area plowed. RATE i oy ne grees, but we do not know forwardnes 3 : a cunee Is so givenin any work on dairying.) e three boys were im the employ : The grass MIRRio her eit The pan is then returned to the area has increased, but not as tase} Of their father, and the tragedy oc- 5 3 S increased, ROL AB TERSE Er nae. ie 1, | duiry and remains 24 hours for the xa ithelwen cinder ihe plow. For curred in his lumber yard, and the e a. 7 th tatal result in the father’s presence Sede Tht ike Cea beyg: ie neé past two years the reverse h ak ees : : : A 2 : Z pas erse has | cream is then quite thick, and, if tamily mis- been the case, but with promising The quarrel arose over : akicg aud soil anti iwees ce ot poate understanding, the exact nature of the plow again takesthe lead. QOp- which is not known. All the sone portunity 1s not only cause of this|™e" Were sober and industrious, and change, for it was noted last fall that | ‘he entire city is wrought up over the disposition to decrease the area | the tragedy. BS ure cree vat: of wheat had received a che Ir] Hutchins, gave himself up and would appear that our farmers have | PW im jail, racked with the most momentarily halted in the change ot Poignant remorse over his hasty churned, makes a very sweet butter which keeps a year without change, the heat haying dissipated the vola- tile cils which, by their decom posi- tion, dity. There is trouble, of course, in doing all this, produce ra: is butthere is a compensation for the labor in keep sweet tor months. having butter which will is and .nurderous act. ee The St. Louis and Colorado. plowed acres tor w crops to grasses. bound to ioe movement is again, as founded upon correct reasons. jgean r aoe : Drunkeaness, or Liquor fHabit —— it was FP. E. Hinckley, ot Chicago arriy- te ed in the city be Cared by adm nistrating Dr. Haines’ Golden Specific. and statec yesterday | to a reporter that the St. Louis and 1 Peaches, happily, are once more Promusing and stand at =~ Phe fe.) “ee ~ is iy 79- The} Colorado was b ng pushed torward | , : tear, ne tt tk thev } hl} t it. ef Fe ae patra J ossible speed, efforts be- | taking it, ef a speed) winter-Killed quite general y ing made to build the road at the | 2¢3t sar whether the patient is a mod- proven unfounded. rate of a mile devhpEescecent ie daar bape" eee oie Ties as Bs t zsand of dru r ve been ma Apples are SS, having bloomed | heavy 1 had interfered with this ae reat ae ce as - h @ oe eens ir coffee with their quite freely. The season is rated] plan and delayed the construction to -dge, and to-day believe they quit oe edge, and to-d 1 quit by correspondents at r1.S days ear. | some extent, but when the weather] @tinkingon their own tree wil No barmful effects results trom its adminis- tration. Cures guaranteed. Send for Circular and full particulars. Address in confidence Golden Specific Co., 185 Race St., Cincinnati, Ohio. 491 yr. lier than last year, in Period ot plow- ing and planting. Corn was planted quite early was taverable this rateof speed would be maintained.—Globe Dem- all ® ocrat. | | the | ld take the weather strip off his] of the price prevailing last year at) in the State of Sor — co : ; . could take the wez See ge He t this time. slowly. ROM k 1E A D TO FO backbone and the storm door off the a ete F O I ; mines, | REE TRAD Offers to Gentlemen and boys a suply of Everything they need to dress themselyes yp Our Prices are always the Lowest SPRING 100 19 UNLAUNDRED PAtab sane ‘Patterns C. 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