The Butler Weekly Times Newspaper, January 5, 1887, Page 6

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Aunt Maria on Sunday Observance. —— j Aunt Maria bas been our cook for twenty yearsand thougi she sometimes nods in the chinmey-corner, she is not | go uld as to burn the roast beef or scorch the biscuits. Aunt Maria generally wears a bright- , statues are dug up. colored bandkerchiet upon ber bead in | the shape of a co:nucopia. When she puts on one xe crimson ag ascrap of ' sunset, and very suff with starch, she is in # talkative moud. At such titves she loves to sit upon an old horsehair sofa in the corner of the kitchen, and tell what she calls, “De tales my gran'daddy told me wen I wuz a gal. During the Christmas holidays Aunt Maria entertained her young ‘hephew from the city with an opossum story. evidently intended to “point a moral” Uiruugie the medium of the supernat- ural. “I'll tell you,” she said, with an air iuite iusiruction, *w'ata ‘possum's He's "bout twict de size ob a growed- up cat, an’ he’s gray an’ sorter shaggy, wid jong wool, but nit ain't kinky hke a migger's. He's got feet like a cat, an" his Gulis ezcl'ac ob ha'r ez a hoop stat! Dat’s de describement ob him. “He's « poweriul deceivin’ animal. He acts jest like he’s dead when he anh He lays on de groun’ quietsome ez # corpse, an’ dey ain't nuthin’ kin beat his deceivinniss. “L know some humans dat plays "possum ter keep from gwin ter work, au’ 1 ain't got no use for such trash. “A fat ‘poxsum is better eatin’ dan a roas pg. He's greasy an’ good ter de tase. Sume Deupie ruther chaw on ue bones vb a "possum dan de meat ob a rabbit. “Dar's a mighty big diffrunce ‘twixt a ‘possum an’ a*coon. ‘Cuon meat 18 & heap stronger ter @ taste dan “possum » an’ dey don’t favor wun anudder en.y Ways. 7 “Dar's a teetotal diffrunce ‘twixt all de animils. i'm gwin ter sing a song ter you dat de culiud tolks sings "bout dv ‘coun, de *pos-um, an’ de rabbit.” Wituvut turther preface, Aunt Maria piunged into the liveliest of tunes, which one eang ins somewhat cra ked but very euergeuc vu.ce. ‘Ihe words of the chorus Were these: D> rvoc +n taw got a ring all ’roun’, An’ "possum tat, ge bar, De rabbi. we get ue ail as all, But @ teeth: bunch ob nx'r, Aunt Maria's ueiighted listener asked her enthusiastically to sing something else. “I’m obleeged ter you, boney,” she Teplied with evident gratiticauon, “but Vu fesbier dan luse ter be, an’ Ise gut de asmatics in my chist. I’se afeard ter sing, ‘cept wuustiu a while. But I'll wii you ataie dat my gran‘daduy told me "bout aman dat used ter bab de w.ckeduess vb hunuo' on Sundays Gran'daugy said de man—be was a nigger alk dat wuzn't converted by baptizin'—foilered buntin’ fer a bisness ali de days ob de wevk, an’ Sundays tuo. “le wuz a big ‘possur-iiuuter. He went vut wun Sunday oite wid a gang ob dogs ter hunt fer ‘possums. “Alter awlule de dogs got on de trail ob w ‘possum, an’ treed nit. De dogs wus » guud wave abead ob de man, xn’ be catled ter dem, an’ kep’ dem baying al de tree tel he come, “When he got dar te seed a big w'te thing cwerimg up de libs of de ee. He tuk 1 au struck a heavy lick inter de wee, an’ cut hitduwn. but *twarn’t auve ‘pussum he cotched, “twuz de yuse vb wun! “De sperit spoke ter him an’ sed: ‘Munday mite, Chuseday nite, Wensday nite, Tnwisday oite, Friday nite, Sad‘ way wile, Sunday née pour "possum can't git uo res.’ “Deu de gose pitched on him from de tree, au’ wrapped bin an" his dogs up in ashe. An’ w'en de sperit unwoun’ bit de dogs rugned off an" nebber wuz seed no mo” by nobody. De man went bome, an’ tack ter his bed an’ died. “Aun’ L b’heves de killin’ wuz done by de Lord, ‘case de hunter man nebber minded w'at de good book ses "bout de keepm’ ob de Loru’s day.” — Wiltsam 4. Mayne, 00 Suutuern Buveic. Most Fettows Know. When Mr. Jenkins went to his bed- room at haif-past 1 it was with the de- termination of going to sleep, and with another determinatian that he wouid not be interviewed by Mr« Jenkins. So, as soon as he had entered the door an! deposited bis lamp upon the dress- ing-table, he commenced nis speech: “L lovked the front door. ‘1 put the chain on. 1 pulled the key out a little bit. The dog is inside. “I put the kit- ten out. I emptied the drip-pan of the refrigeratur. The cvok took the silver to bed with her. 1 put acane under the knob of the back door. 1 put the fasten- ings over the windows. The pacieeer spe coal cn: I the cake- x back in the closet. I fa not drink ail the milk. It is not going to rain. Nooody gave me any message for you. Imailed your letters as soon asi got down town. Your mother did not eall at the office. Nobody died that we are interveted in. Did not hear of a mar- orengazenent. I was very bus: at the office making ‘out bills 1 have hang my ae —— I ant a new r brea T think that is all*and Iwill now pat out the 15 as Jenkins felt that he had hed ust all inquiry, and a triumphant ile was upon his face - the took h gascheck, and sighted rater ee bed, when he on aie ¥ a& ringin query. ate. Senta: oer “Why didn't you take off hat?” Hodge in Puck. hae —— Women do not swear, but fanest man in America would es if he could imitate the ex; good woman when she hits her thumb with the bammer ad on me!—Burdeite. and says: “Mercy SE Base-baller (to er Sweet Uses of Literary Adversity. | A rejected manuscript is a spurto | genius and the wste-basket is the trae / cradle of literary art Nogenuine good | work is lost. 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In the circuit court of Bates county, November term, , 1886. SailieL Graham plaintif, vs. W. H. Hall, de- fendant. Now at this day comes the by her attorney Thomas J. eri of Bates county having retarned the writ of summons returnable to this term of this court. stating that after dilligent search he hed failed to find the said defendant W.H. Hallin said Bates county. Whereupon it is ordered by the court thet said defendant be notified by publication that plaintiff has commenced a suit against him in thiscourt, by petition the object of which is to have dower set apart to her in the following described rea! estate in Bates county. Missouri, The south half of southeast quarter and the south half of lot sue southwest quarter of section No. eighteen (id), in township No forty (4), of range No. thirty-two (sz), and to obtaia Jadqueat against said dciendunt for two thousand dollars for ——— for withholding said dower from epee . and that anlessthe said W. H. Hall thereof, be begun house in the city of Butler, in said county. on the seventh day of February next, and on of be- fore the sixth day of said term, ifthe term shall ihe ask day of cakd tevmr’aiewer oF Tien y 0! wer or pl to the petition in said cause, the same will be as confessed, and judgment will be ren- by dered according!y er ordered, that a copy hereor laistif® herein, mith, and the And itis be published, according to law, in the Butler Weekly Times, a weekly newspaper printed and published in Bates county, Mo., for four Weeks successively, the last insertion to be at least four weeks before the tirst day of the next term of circuit court. J. R Jexxins, cirenit clerk. s A true copy frum tue recura Witness my band and seal of the cireuit court {sEar.} of Bates county, this zith day of No- vember, 1886. J.R. 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With all these advantages to our agents and the fact that it is am article that caa be sold to every house- owner, it might not be necessary tu make an “ex PRAORDINARY OFFER” to secure good agents at oace, but we have concluded to make it to show, not only our conidence in the merits of i our whee in ce ey by any mectt H that will handle it with energy. uragents | now at work are making from $150 > oes a moath clear and this fact makes it safe forusto | make our offer to all who are outof employ- | meat. An t that will give our businessa | thirty days’ trial and fail to clear at least $100 ja this time, ABOVE ALL EXPENSES, Can return | all goods unsold to us and we will refundthe = | money paid for them. Any agent or general t who would like ten or more connties and work them through sub-agents for ninety days and fail to clear at least $750 ABOVE ALL EX- PeNsEs, can return all unsold and get their mmaey back. No other empioyer of agents ever dared to make such offers, nor would we if we did not know that we have agents now making more than double the amount we guaranteed; and but two sales a day would give a profit of ever $125 a month, and that one of our agents took eighteen orders in one day. Our large de- | scriptive circulars explain our offer fully, and these we wish to send to everyone out ol em- | ployment who will send us three one cent stamps for postage. Send at once and secure | the agency 1 time forthe boom, and go to work on the terms named in our extraordinary offer. We would like to have the address of all the agents, sewing machine solicitors and carpea- ters in the country, and ask any reader of this paper who reads this offer, to send us atonce | the name and address of all such they know. ‘Address at once, or you will lose the best chance ever offercd to those out of employment to make moucy. Rexxex Mawuracrurinc Co., 226 Smithfield St., Pittsburg, Pa. | Order ot Pubtiganou, STATE OF M.SSOURT, ? ., County or Bates, : In the circuit court of said county. February term, Iss7. Elizabeth Barrow, plaintif, vs. Thomas 1 Barrow, defendant mes the Bi ee by id Now at thisday ber atternes, W 8q her petition a ftidavit alleg oe things. that defendant Thomas Tt hota resident of the state of Missouri: Whereupon it is ordered by the clerk in ¥ ion that sard defendant be notified by publi- nti’ has commenced a suit 3 court, the object and general nature of which »btain a decree of ¢ from said defendant on the grounds of d and that unless the said defendant. Thomas T Barrow. be and appear at this court at the next term thereof, to be begun and holden at the court house in the city of Butler, in said county, on the seventh day of Febraary next and on or before the sixth day of term. if the term shall so long continne—and if not.then on or before the last day of said term—answer or plead to the petition in id cause, the same will be taken as confessed, and judgment will be rendered accordingly And be it further ordered. that a copy hereof be published. according to law, in the Batler Tiuxs, a weekly enereres printed and pub- lished in Batea county. Mo, for four weeks auccessively. the last insertion to be at [eet tour weeks before the first day of the nxt term of circuit court. J. K. Jexxrss. Circuit Clerk. A trae copy from the record. Witness mv hand and the eeal ef the circuit (Sgac) files Ps cation that pl against him int court of Pates county, this Ist day of December, 1886. J.B Jenxine. “THE CENTURY For 1886-7. 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