The Butler Weekly Times Newspaper, January 5, 1887, Page 3

MONEY! MONEY. —— ep o- Tapte "eo. Pacific R.R & Sournern Brancu.) ing Sunday, May toth, and further notice, trains will leave foilows: | % GOING NORTH. Men Think they know all about Mustang Lin- iment. Few do. Not to know is net to have. TRADE MARK. Absolutely Opiates, Emetics and Potson. O5 . =—s Ar Davocists axp DeaLens. THE CHARLES A. YOUELER CO., BALTIMORE, HD. | P | 1 by | ip Parties wanting to borrow money on Farms remember Ist. That we can lend money eheaper than anybody. tw strains make direct con- ie tor St. Louis and all points eax! ssand all points south, Colorado. ia and all points west and north For rates and other intormatio: to I. Lisk, Agent. 2nd. In any sum from $100 to $10,000, and on time from six months to five years. 3rd. Interest and Principal ean be made pay- oO able at any day and interest stopped. y «| 4th. Have almost» million dollars already loaned and doing a larger business than ever. Sth. We keep money on hand to loan go if you have good security ind clear titles you don’t have to wait. Secret Sacteties. MASONIC. pr Lodge, vu. Sts meets the first ntl 8 Arch Masons. rie ter Ro: ts second ursday in eact bth. We have two sets of Abstract booke made by different parties and make Abstract of Tities by one set and compare with the other and can thus make Abstract of titles that are absolutely correct and we will stand responsible for them re Commandery Knights Templar the first Tuesday in each month. Ls ith. Have been here a long time and expect to stay a while longer. 1.0. O FELLOWS. Lodge No. 180 meets every Mon it. De aeempment No. 76 meets th: and ath Wednesdays in each mont! 8th. Make loans with or without Commission Ul 9th. Invite you to come and see us and have i ourterms, rates and etc. explained to you before making application elsewhere. loth Our office ‘3 with the Butler National! Bank, Opera Hovse Block, Butler, Mo WALTON & TUCKER Land Mortgaye Co Lawyers, . D. PARKINSON, Attorney Law, Office We t side square, ove wn's Drug Store. a ‘ SCHWENCK & OLDEAKER. t MAN REMEDY &_ Cures Rheumatism, Neuralgia. Brubves, ete. PRICE, FIFTY CENTS. AT DRUGGISTS AND DEALERS. THE CHARLES A. VOGELER CO., BALTIMORE, HORNS. PRancisco. S. P. Fraycisco sIs'O BROS. Attorneys at , Butler, Mo., will practice in of Bates and adjoinin; Prompt attention given to cor Office over Wright & Glorius’ store, ca) v U effect on the nerves. TILE Physicians, aEwick & porn : s and Surgeons. BUTLER, MC. +0 e+ Boot & Shoe Makers BUTLER, MO. OFFICE: SIDE SQUARE, OVER LEVY’S, | 3oots and Shoes made to order [he best ot leather used. Renich’oresidence| Dr. bag! bee residence, Moin and ren Falton Street, north © streets. P. church, shop nerth side ot Square. a tf PARKER'S HAIR BALSAM ‘the ‘dressing venti Pine wrath stops. the “ato please, L, RICE, M.D., Eclectic Phvsi jecian and Surgeon. All calls prompt attended to. Office up stairs ove: ’ Drug Store.g® 9 12 ‘$1 M.Curisty, W. H. Baccarp. . CHRISTY & BALLARD. fHowonvPaTHiIc2 PHYSICIANS AND SURGEONS, » tront room over P.O. All cali redatoflice day or night. Tele communication to all parts of the » Specialattention given to temak CHAS. CENNEY At Old Stand, East Side Square. NEW GOODS Fresh and Nice and Comprising every- thing in the GROCERY And Provision Line. COUNTRY PRODUCE The best Cough Cure you can use, preventive known for Is {cures bodily pains, and all Misorders of the btomach, Bowels, Lungs, Liver, Kidneys, Urinary Organs and ‘all Female Complaints, The feeble and sick, strug- igling against disease, and slowly drifting towards the grave, will in most cases recover their health by the ti:nely usc of Parker’s Tonic, but delay is dan- ‘ake it ia time. Sold by all Druggista in HINDERCORN Beeant rhsta Nola Callous, £2, Tindersthetr fur F- We jers' 1er growth. bs gawd nce ——— Makes the eomfortable, lercorns eures ee ise tana Bold b+ Pengzists at 150. TMrscox &Co., X, C. BOULWARE, Physician and on. Office north side square, lo. |iseases of women and chil- pecialtv, 10 HAVE HE \LTH THE LIVCR MUST BE KIPT IN ORDEP. JROANFORD'S (y W. SILVERS, TTORNEY : LAW Will practice in Bates and adjoining tes, in the Appellate Court xt Kansas and in the Supreme Court at Jeffer- City. : “ : OeUrrice North Side Square, over Of all kinds wanted. ork Ea INVIG ORATOR COME AND SEE ME. _— =e eee Chas. Dennev. VaRILY REDICINE, Thousands of Testtmen- merit, Any dreggist will tell you its reputation, MARRIAGE GUIDE Notary =:- Public... | ____ T Office with Judge John D. Parkinson, West side square, Butler, Mo. FINE SUITS. In every 260 . Tjustrated, in Cloth iit Binding, 50c. ae ‘ampe. Same, ‘Cover. 5c. This Boot wine ALL the curious, doubtful or — wanttoknow Fullotwery inicr cting.a d vaiuah ¢ inf.rmation, Bkal FPINESS are prumeted by its adviee—who ay ‘who mot, why Ledical Ald, when neeresnry. te you. 50 Weaderfal PEE FUTURES, wey *e oung of old ms rried oreingle, sick or weil a by BA: WHET TIER. St ees led THIS OUT AXD' e price and quality Made to Order| PF; T guaranteed a fit in every cas Call and see me, south room store. JE. TALBOTT, { Merchant Tailo GUCKLE'S PILLS This old English Family Medicine in _ &8e for 86 years, all over the world, » fer Bile, lndigestion, Liver, &e. Pure Vegetable Ingredients. FROM MERCURY. It is pleasant to the taste, tones up the restores and preserves health. vg MADE OF POOR GLASS. others. Sold everywhere at €1.00 a bottle. WEAKs UNDEVELOPED Uittmofthe PIAAN te TTT Gepost oS ne con bom Tor O ALtivn 183g 4O A1NO BOVW Buy SABNMIHO dOL TVR CONuUMERS ARE CAUTIONED AGAINST InrTATION on | correspondent, «*Osiler Joe.” — Rambler. Room.” is. he can make her proud.—i hidade- | oumervile Journal. of us, I wonder?” —(ill-burg Dispatch. | “she is the best product of her sex.” Yes, bat did tlat writer ever think of the expense oftaking ber all around?— New Haven News. asked the candidate: insulator Known?” of “weight sttained by vacuum.” m telegraph vounot to bring your mother wita : That’s what ste wants to see you about. She read the telegram.”—Zezus Sift- p pers headed ‘Foreign and Domestic’? Can a thing foreign and domestic. “Yes it can, bo. Look at Bridget.”— tcambler. this in the case of uudiences.—New Haven News, shirt » little ira; Artist—I'm afrai why don’t you chan too.—N. ¥. Sun. more, find it in out heart to blame that pen from being weary, and we thank the povtess mostsincerely for her gooil re- solution.— Mw avn News. much practise, succeeded in learning how to wearn Scotch kilt. He has posi- tively declined to eat haggis. There is danger in consequence of a civil war between himand his mother-in-law. Mrs. Jones this afternoon, and her hus- band, the descon, who is sick, is xnx- ious to have you call and see him. Minister—I will WIT aN | ie AND HUMOR, ing better)—I lost it pitchin’ pennies — “What is the Potter's Field?” asks a | “4fper's Buzar. It seems to be reading | John,” she said, as she entered his office one da d snifted suspiciously, had promised never io | “My dear,” he replied | . “your susp ons afte un- j 1a call from a Chi- Ah, that explains it. — Rambler. A WONDERFUL REMEDY, ———- eee What Can be Done With an Article of Merit in the Hands of Pro. gressive Men. ——e + A whole page ef this issue ot the | Couner as occupied by the adver— tisement ot the greatest blood pore fier that has ever been known. The medicine has been made for over filtv years in Georgia, but has only within the last ten years been promi- nently brought to the notice of the public. The firm’ which mane tactures this medicine is the largest drug establishment in the South, and unites with an immense capital, the most carrect and successtul business methods, thoroughly protecting “al8 who trade with them, and giving every One, trom the smailest dealer to the largest houses, fair profits om their goods. Their success and the extent ot their business can better be appreciated by a knowledge of the tact that their annual sales in Evans- ville reach many thousands ot dollars and then advertise this season only in the Courier and the Pubhe. Such success could only be attained with a thoroughly reliable remedy, and this fact almost makes it unnecessary to say a word in ats favor, turther than the testimonials which will be seen to day on the third page of the Courier. They are only a tew se- lected from thousands which have been received. It any sufferer in Evansville with blood trouble of any kind has not vet tried this wonderful remedy, he should not allow another ‘lay to pass over his head before giving itatrial. It willcertamly do all that 1s claimed for it.—Evansyille (Ind.) Couner, Sept. 20, 1886, Treatise on Blood and Skin Dis- eases mailed free. ‘l'Ae Swirt Speciric Co., Drawer 3. Atlanta, Ga. A new book is ont called “A Girl's It is not so good as her com- any.— New Orieans Micayune. | It takes nine tailors to make a man, ut one tailor ean make a woman—that jase Liha eago Alderman.” Forgive me, Jobn.” A novelist makes his heroine throw | $10u.000 of her own money into the sea ; 80 as to relieve her lover of the suspic ten of being mercenary. She should } have given the money to her lover to j Start a paper intended to fill a long-felt ; Want Sane would have Jost it just ihe ‘sume and it would have been » litde | more natural.— New “aven Jews. \ They had been quarreling, and she was railing agamst marriage. “But, my Jove,” expostuated the husband, jvmarriage is made in Heaven.” “1 don’t care if itis.” she snapped. “lr isn’t made for home consumption, and | they ship it down to earth just as seon exte degree, the Professor of Physics | #* Mey can fill the orders." — Washing- “What is the best | 64 C7thc. “Poverty,” was the | It isn’t always best to be entirely sat- istied with everything. Mother,” said a young lady, recently, show came you to marry such avery plain, unpreten- tious man as father?” “lf Dhad known that lays daughter would ever have ask- ed suca a question 1 presume 1 should have hesitued.” Then you are not sitistied ? “Not enureiy. Pd most wish that our daughters had been all sons,” —Hariford Lost. “What is this I hear,” said Mra, Spook, “about compulsory prayer being abolished in Harvard? Did they use to compel the students to pray?” Yes,” sud young Spook, who had just’ come hom from codege on a Vacauicn; “yes, janitor used to vo round three tides hia Cull. What we want is not to see ourselves $s others see us We want to have thers see US as we see ourselves — First oyster—*-Where are we?” Sec- nd oyster—*This is a church.” “A hurch? What do they want with both ake her all around,” says a writer, At the examination for the baccalau- epiy.—Freuch Fun, A scientific journal gives an example It ust be this mme force that prevents he top of a dade’s bead from falling n.—New Han News. Young hustand (10 wifey—"Didn't I you?” = Young “I know. ngs. “Pa, what’sthis that’s always in the ov?” “No, my son, of course not.” Mary And@son advises young wo- iy men to have nothing to do with private heatricals. Sue says they have « bad We have noticed him like a pirate.’ That's just suid Mrs. Spook; “Ifa young fellow won't pray ke ougns tobe sworn at until he is ashamed of uimself,”"—Lynn Union. Friend (toyoung artist)—Isn’t your 1, Charley? Young itis, Friend—Well, it? Young Ar- ist—Because the other one is ragged, Dr. Morse, physician at Marine Hos rita, Baltimore, Md., teund Red Sia» Cough Cure a harmless and most effect we remedy in the cure ot coughs He recommends it espevially for children who are irritable and obstinate, as leas- mt to take and prompt in its effect Price, twentv--five cents Robbed by a Preacher. Little Rock, Ark,, Dec 29.—The Rev. Samuel Kirin arrnved in Line oln county some two months age, clam.ing to be a minister of the Unie ted Presbyterian church from Pitts burg. Pa., and in good standing iv hat city. He was an eloquen speaker and his meetings, held a: various points, were largely attend ed, many persons protessing religion Ue gained the conflence of the tarmers by joining the Wheelers, + tarmer’s organization, and succeed d in being electe.! purchasing agent One thousand dollars was turned ver to him with which to buy sup slies, and just betore Christmas he tarted tor Pine Bluff to purchase he desired supplies. since whict time he has net been heard trom. he Wheelers teel that there can he o doubt but that the reverend gen has absconded with thei pen is weary, I shall write no Mi ,, warbles a poetess. We can’i Prince Heary of Battenburg has, after se Sea RE se . Health is impossible when the blood fe impure, thick, and sluggish, or when it iath n and impoverished Such cendl- tions give rise to boil», pimples, head- aches, neuralgia, cecmaled and other di-orders. Ayer's Sursaparilla puriftes, invigorates and vitalizes the blood. Minister's wife (to husband)—I me; to him at once. He must be hopélessly ill. —.V. ¥. Sun. “We can't all be President of the United States, Bobby,” said the minis- ter. ‘I kuow it,” Bobby replied, and hia clexr, nusest eye shone with lofty ambition, ‘an’ I don’t want to be. I'm goin to be adrum major.”—Aew York Sun. Mistress—What! the cream all gone again? I relly cannot understand it. Servant—Please, mum, theca! Mistress —Nonsenee! when we haven't one. Servant—But, please, mum, you said as you wus going to get one!—Fuegende bBlaetler. AChicage Anarchist named Ducey declares he will teil the truth if he ‘has to do so in front of « Gatling guo and with a rope around his neck.’” Weil, it requires just about those very induce- ments to make some men tell the truth. —bur dette, “[ hope asd pray,” remarked a gen- tleman as he left the steamer, “that 1 shall never have occasion to cross the Atiantic again.” ‘Rough passage, eh?” queried afriend. ‘Rough 1s no name for it. I had four kings beat three times."—N. F. Sun. ASomervile girl has had her room pered with old love !etters written to bv rejected suitors, Young meu who propose to pay court to her in fut- ure will be more likely to win her favor if they write only on one side of the pa- per.—Somerviile Journal. Old Mra. Bently—I see, John, that this new faith cure has been the means of savin’ a great many people. Ond Mr. Bently—So I've neerd. Oid Mrs. Beutly—Well, the fust time you pass a dr re, John, I wish you'd stop and get a bottle of it —A. ¥. dun. Needy man—Yes. sir, if you'll give me a chance in your store I'll do two man's work. I’ve been out of employment many montas, and I'm willing to work for starvation wages. Merchant—Now. about bow much do you think you could starve on a week?—7:d-B ts. Eight millions of umbrellas are made in this country every year. Half a mil- lion are imported from France. This Biakes about one umbrelia io every seven persons. One person buys the um 3 the other six steal it from him and we it—/illsburg Dispatch. Witty men sometimes get into bad laces. Judge Gould, of the Portland, » police court, recently sad to a criminal: “Look out that no more liquor is found in your back yard.” “i will, your honor," was tue reply. “I'll only keep rats in my back yard after this."” Mrs. Jones —“‘I am told that your hus- ! band is worth a great de+l of money in the old country, Mrs) Macnamara?” Mra Macnamara—~Troia an’ ne is, ma'm The Government over there will pay $5.0U0 tor Mac any day they Advice to Elisha. I observe, Elisha, that baténess has no doubt been handed down to ou trom « good way back. You emember the gentleman after whom ou were named was that way him- self, and that he was sensitive about t, tor when the boodlums of his town tollowed him and cred out? *-Go up, bald head,”’ he calied out a var of bears and ted them with hese children. I have always book- -d upon this as a mighty inferior tyle of miracle. While Elisha:on- doubtedly did much to endear Prickly Ash Bitters warm up and in- | himself to humanity, and that made vigorate the ttomache, improves and | his death seem like a general calami- vengti recat pecans ecate ty, I have alwavs said that a bald— ‘zes the circulation. As a corrector of | .eaded prophet who got mad and bre Gide ie noe ‘C lfed the neighbors’ cKildren-to his menagerie every time they joked him about his late hair shueld have worn a wig. eman money. A Disgracefal Affair. Ata Christmas tree gathering at Arthur Christmas night a number of | It would be a mighty mean boy hoodinms who were not placed on | that I would “sick”” a bear on. be= committees. came to the Hill and | cause he spoke of my high lorebeady, filling their stomachs and pocket~ | and I am not in the prophet bags with the vilest ot whiskey returned | either. It I had turned the animals to the festivines and commenced to | loose on every newspaper man + demolish everything in their reach. | bas joked me through his columas They drew their pistols and knives | «bout my polished dome of thought and flourishing them in the faces of | ‘here wouldn't be journalists enough women and children, causing anum- | ett to keep the president criticceed , ber to leave the building through the } +s he should be.—Bill Nve. windows. Major Hamilton went down to Nevada yesterday and ey Ayer’s Pectoral is recommended by eminent physicians, on both sides of the - swore out warrants against the offen- Aan as aie ee coun sermety Sor ders and they are probably now oe foquire rs vonirdrigglet’Yor' Ayers hoarding in Nevada at the expense | Almanac. anc ot the countv. Six months in the county jail and a $50 fine would learn the hoodlums a good lesson.— Rich Hill Herald. Jim Cummings is versatile the pen, but he can’t compete with the reporters who have been writing him up. “Oh! But I Salivated Him!” =100 REWARD. was the actual exclamation of an honest The readers ot the Timus w li be pleas physician, spoken of one ot his patients | ed to jearn that there is at Jeast eae “whom he had given calomel for | dreaded disease that science has been the a wb wi cure ot bilou-ness and a dit | ble to cre in all stages, and: that fs Ca- po AP liver And be had sativated him |egsrh. Hall’s Catarrn Cureis be solr for certain, trom which he never recov- itvie cure now known 1n the | ered. All these distressing press Samer raternits.. Catarch being a conetitution- | are avoided by the use of Dr, Pierce's | a) disease requires a cu7stitutiona treat- | “Pleasant Purgative Pellets,” a purely! ment. Hall's Catarrh Cure is tabin o- i vegetable remedv that wiil not salivate | ternally, acting directly upon the | the liver, cures headache, dyspepsia, bil- ) and mucus surtace of the ¢, stem, thereby iousness. constipation and piles By | ¢ges:roving the foundation of the | druggists and giving the patient strength, by build ! ing up the cone erty at i 1 1 i i i its work. Blaine is violently assailed again. \ oe = pac Se ag cate pee bas at- | that they offer one hundred dollars, for can jay their hands on him.”— Lowell Citizen. ; Kindly old jady—Wohat's the matter. | b | litte boy? Liule boy (erving bitterly) | yi. ime it is the gout that |_| jes lust fi’ cen Kindiy old lady eS : it tails t . Send for list of | Giving him <t nickel)—Well, here is | tacked hiss. It may be the ‘*Man rane is see een! : i five cents more set so don’t cry. ‘ ot Mai.e” is not doing enough | F. J. CHENEY & co., | How did sou love it?” Little boy (leel | in tiving and high thinking.” | #@7'Sold by all Draggists 75 Cite