The Butler Weekly Times Newspaper, April 11, 1883, Page 7

a S, h, — — Noss A tresh countrvman came to At- | gata a short time sine to get a situa- | jon there. He gained admittance | soon atter his arrival, and com- | nenced the following conyersation with a railroad Official : «] want to get some werk on the railroad.”” “What can you do?”’ said the rail- road man. “Oh, most anything.’’ “Can you run a locomotive ?”’ “A loco-what ?’’ inquisitively ask- ed the countryman. “An engine, I mean.’’ “Well, [can’t say I can; but I | don ’em and I could mighty soen ‘now hew.”’ “We have no time to you. | probably yeucan lay track. Have | ou ever tried that?”” | “] can’t say that I can.’” The railroad man studied awhiie, ‘and remarked: ‘-I don’t think yeu snow much about railread business, | but if you want a place as car-ceup- lr. Youcan report to Mr. m land he will tell you what to do. It will pay you ten dellars per week when you learn to do the werk.’’ The countryman was delighted; me wages were as large as he ex- yected and he hurried oft to hunt the an he was to report to. Abeut three days after this conver- ation the ceuntryman came back to he railroad official. His right hand wasina sling. his left hand was lack and blue, and ought to have een wrapped up. He was dragg- inghis leftleg behind him as he jmlked, and a piece of his left ear ‘was gone and the left side of histace ‘vsaselid scratch. Altegether he woked as if he had been threugh a “eshing-machine. He inquired sournfully if he could get a wass- ket to Lincolnton. “You are not going to quit?’’ said te railroad man. “No, [ ain’t gwine to quit, ‘cause Ive done quit. I want to go home. This business don’t suit If I stay here a week I won't he able to qtthome. I’m a gwine!’’—[At- anta Constitution. learn me. Colenel Tom Patterson, an Ar- nsas man, has a coat composed of inghty coon skins. | “Flood-damaged goods’’ are now bsacrificed’”? all through the west. | ACincimnat: paper boasts that ftereisa young lady in that city with a tull beard. j “Brown-eyed daisies slumbering patel of cream’’ is what a wes- poet calls freckles on the tace of i pretty girl. | “Let our lives,” says Mme. Awetchine, ‘be pure as snew-fields, Where eur footsteps leave a mark ut not a stain.”” Germany boasts of 966 poetesses id autheresses on the ree et fame, ost of whom have lived in modern es. $ A aew railroad now building in North Carolina, twelve miles long, Stobe owned and operated alte- ther by colored men. | The works of Zola have been sup- Fessed in Germany. Any beok- tller having “‘Nana’’ and ‘“‘L.’As- Pmoir”’ on his shelves is liable to hprisenment and fine. | | Cosamalsapam, m the State of ¥era Cruz, has erganized a commit | ftte arrange for the building of a | Seater in honer of the distinguished | *xican poet, Manuel Carpio. A western paper says that the test war since the time of Fred-} ck, called ‘the Great,’ which aay Sas undertaken, Bis- "8 war against the American is Women ot Charlotte. N. C., aking pilgrimages to the house ham Bes to see an infant sev- days old that weighs enly one | thalt pounds. Its face is said} SOsmall that a silver dollar’ Sover it Itis mest of the time { tly asieep er im a comatese | n. Vermont man bet 2 neighbor Me couldn’t walk hslt a mile nay looking to the tight or lett, | RS asthe mam started on his Set two dogs te fighting about ¥dewn the track and won ‘¥ as easily as could be. ot the same. Schoo! orders and all kinds of negotia od Enorgh. A wagon containing a calf ina cage wason the morning with a farmers wife in charge and a butcher with an eye te veal step- ped up and inquired: ‘Madam, is that calf for sale ?’’ **Yes, sir.”’ “Is he a Durham?” ‘“‘He may be.”’ “Isn’t an ayrshire. 13 he ?’’ “Like enough.” *-Don’t you know his breed!’’ he asked in a surprised vorce. e, I don’t. **Then how do you expect to sell him. **All I know about that calf is that hooked a book agent to his father death and his mether chased a female lecturer two mules, and if that ain’t breed eneugh to ask four dollas on | Several of these Machines are nowin each state. John Elliett, Lipan, Hood coun- me you needn’t take him!’’ The butcher said the breed was all aight.— Detrott Free Press. FREE TO ALL. One Thousand Bottles Golden Balsam to be Given away. Every person in Butler, or Bates coun- tv, whe is suffering with Consumptien Weak Lungs, Bronchitis, a Cough or Cold, Sore Throat, Hoarseness, Croup, Whooping Cough, Asthma, or any dis- | ease of the Throat or Jungs, can ebtain a trial bottle ot Marsh’s Golden Balsam, the great ( ough remedy, free ot charge, by catling at J. H, Hitshew & -‘e’s, drug store, north side square, Butler, Mo. Persons who haye tried this valuable medicine can procure the large bettles at 5ocents and $1, Thousands of botties have been given away to prove its extra- ordinary merit. Two doses will benefit. For all Blood disorders and Liver com- plaints use Marsh’s Golden Blood and Liver Tonic. It purifies the bleod, vigerates the Liver, Stomach and Bowels regulates the Kidneys and strengthens the system. Sample bottle free. March 1st, I-m.- . in- A Vexed Ciergyman. Even the patience ot Job would become exhausted were he a preacher and en- deavoring to interest his augience while they were keeping up an incessant cough- ing, making it impossible for him to be heard. Yet, howvery easy can all this be avoided by simply using Dr. King’s New D scovery for consumption, coughs and:olds, Trial b ttles given away at F ii. Crumley & Co’s, drug store, No.2 Wevada Nursery, Mr. T. G. Houston, ot the firm of Am- | brose & Houston, Nevada nursery, is here with men to canvass Bates county for the spring delivery ot nursery stock. In addition to men brought with him they have employed Mr, O. J.Welten, a resident of Butler tor the past five years and who has had fifteem years experience in the tree business and is well and vorably known. The company ask all wishing stock to wait for their agents as fa- they guaranteed all stock to be as repre- | sente and true to name given. 1 tf Clean Meat Market. Te the People of Butler and vicinity, Iwill respectfully state that I have just opened a first-class Meat Market, clean in every respect, on Ohio street, one door west ot Baptist church. If yeu want a juicy steak, a tender sur- loin or a good roast, don’t fail to give me acall. I guarantee satisfaction ix quali- ty and price I have had large experi- ence and knew my business Cash paid Ul fer kinds ot Butchers stock. aq-tf. T. Watts. Don’t Forget That Dick Hurt keeps a first-class barber shop at the southeast corner of the square. He has neat and new _turniture d ex- pertenced barbers. Try him. For a Clean Shave Go to Crouch Bros. shop, near southwest eerner of the square. They have a comfortable room. o-tt A Card, Jounstown, Mo, Ma Having decided to rem town tor the purpose ot pr: icine, Tam nowerecting an office wi that ebjeci in view. TI am thankful to my friends and the public forthe gener- }ous patronage hitherto received, and hope to merit in the future a cantinuation Respectfully. H T5s4t. J. P. McFartanp, M.D. P. W. Goebel, druggist, ot Louisburg, Kansas, says: “I have sold Prickly Ash Bitters tor five years, and I have never handled « medicine which gave more FREE! CARDS AND CHRO MOs. universal satisfaction, } ing the family medicine of this section. I _ have warraated dozens of bottles and Of our { never had one returned x Ttis fast becom- Feb tstm.-t Money! M reasonable discount. Sus & Tucker, Title Abstractors. paper cashed at Nes market yesterday of Marsh's | WELL AUGERS — .4 ND— DRILLS! | ARTESIAN WE | common Weils in RELIABLE RUST “ELL AUGER will find Water at every trial. PRICE OF EARTH TOULS. S! For House, Stock Ranch, Small Water works, or deep and One 12 inch Earth Auger, with Derrick Irons, Turning Levers, 6e fee best Gas | Pipe Shattings and coupliags, - = = - - = - $100 00 = a SS ba = 120 oO { Same Rig, with NShattings tor 100 feet. - - | Over tooo ef these Augers in use. Printed imstructions and guarantees sent when tools are shipped In ordering earth tools send half the amount with the order, and pay balance when you received the tools. For Artesian Wellsor any Weils | where Rock is tound, our EAG!LE MACHINE is the CHAPION ef the WORLD, and is shipped on trial—that is, a man sent to set up and test until customer is satisfied before any payment is required. PRICE OF DRILL TOOLS. Best Eagle Machine, with 500 Ib drill, 2 six inch Z bits, Horse Power, and 200 feet rope, with man to set up and test, $450 oe. Same Rig, withgo Horse Power, Engine and Boiler, Smoke Stack and Belt, - - = - Ss | Same Rig, without Engine or Power, 400 oo | “I have set up four of yourEagle Machines, Allgive good sat sfaction.’’ eaton, Lampasas, Tex., writes me:. ‘My Eagle Mackine | is doing good work, as is also the one you sold Wr Martin of this place. I want | aaother in the xpring.’? We have low treight contract, and prompt delivery guar- anteed, Please order direct or send tor descriptive catalogne. No. 71 ly. Oo. RUST, St. Joseph, Mo. And Tinners’ Stock OF ALL KINDS FOR SALE BY > feelsion Mie (2. ST.LOUIS, MO | tv, Texas, wri THE FINE SADDLE STALLION, | EDDY WARD. Will make the season ef 1883 at our stable in Bates county, Mo., tour miles seutheast of Butler, near the Miller scheol house, and near Stumptown or Papin- ville road, on the John Atkison farm at $6, payable at the end of the season, or $8 to insure a mare in foal or $10 to insure a live, seund colt, payable in beth cases when the mare proves in toal or when the colt comes. A lien will be retained on the colt until the service of the horse is settled for. Great care will be taken to prevent accidents to mare or colts, but will net be respensible should any eccur. ‘Lhe season will commence April 1st, and close July ist. He can beseen in But- ler on Saturday’s of each week at the stable of H. H. Evans. DESCRIPTION AND PEDIGREE. Eddy \ ard was bred by Louden Snell, in Scott county, Ky., toled in spring of 1877 a dark chesnut. nearty black, 16 hands high, fine action and weignt, with verv heavy mane and tail. He gees all the fine saddle gaits that any horse can vo, he | has proven himselt a sure getter and good breeder, his colts show the saddle gaits following their dams unitormly ot good color. Eddy Ward was got by the cel- ebrated getter of saddle horses, Expert out ef Nelly Ward. Dr. Adams’ celebrated | premium saddle mare by Uld John Dillard, also a premium stallion, great dam by Boston Sire, of Lexington Fashion, and many other racers, g. g dam bred by Ned Blackburn, get by Old Bertrand, g. g. g.dam by Blackburn’s Whip, sire of all j the geod Whips. John Dillard was got by imported Indian Chief, dam by Marsk, thoroughbred g dam by Hampton's Whip, Expert by Old Bald Stocking, the. best son of Old Canadian Tom Hall, Experts dam bv Whip Comet, son of imported Comet. John Dillard and Nelly Ward took more premiums at various tairs in Kentucky, perhaps thanany other two animals in the show tor fine saddle herses. | ALSO THE FINE BRED JACK, BLACK JOHN. he same place and conditiens of Eddy Ward. Black John bred in Ky., by Jehn Cantreli, folded June 1877, black with mealy nose. 15 hands high with good boneand weight, a quick pertormer and good breeder | as canbe seen by looking at three of his colts at our place. He wagsired by R. H Parks Premium Jack Peacock, dam by Hawkeye g- dam of Mammoth and Warrior stock. Peacock got by Capt. Leers* premium jack Napeleon, Jr.,damby uena Vista, g. dam an imported Jennet Napoleon, got by imported Napolean, dam by Buena Vista, Hawkeye got by Compromise, -Ir., dam by Mohawk. We could trace | the pedigree at a great length, but we deen it unnecessary, as we think a leok at | him and his colts willsatisty the breeders ot mules in this county. His celts are | large and fine, we think it would be to the interest of breeders of horses and mules } to see this stock before breeding elsewhete WARNOCK & WILMOTH. *, —_ LCURE FITS! wreps7er’s UNABRIDGED. en have them returm again, I mean a so of FITS, EPIL! Latest Edition has 118,000 W English Dictionary,) cure. Ihave mao thi or FALLING SICKNESS a lt remedy 0 eure the worst is no reason for not now rec for a treatise and a Free © studs. Iwarrsat my Because others brv> = otve Express and, ‘Post © (3000 mo ¥ Mand Twill eure yoo. Ee farees Det fb Gs ROOT, 180 Peart St. Xow Yor Four Pages Colored Plates, 3000 CONSUMPTION. BE ‘have been cured. Draw-bridge. wl 5 Wicket. port. Outer Wails. We will send tree by large German, F bromo Car 1. 2. 3. 4. &. s. q 3. 2. 10. im 12, aila sample set and Ameri-, :S ? arth or Rock Irrigation, where there is no rock, OUR OLD R. RB. DEACON. Hardware Iron, Steel: NAILS. Blacksmith’s Supplies, Geo. W. Brown's Corn Planters, Haworth Check Rowers, Casaday Sulky Plows, Canton Clipper, Furst and Bradley and Morison Hand Plows, Buckeve Cultivators, Buckeye Grain Drills Cultman Taylor Threshers and Engines, Mineappolis) Twine Binders, Combined Reapers and Mowers, Empire Combined Reaper and Mower, Racine Spring Wagons, Royal St. John Sewing Machines, Bain and La Bell, Farm W agons, Harro Road Scrapers, etc. The largest stock and best assortment in Bates Co. North-East (or. qr. Butler Mo. 1 take pleas 1 announcns to the public that L have located in Butler to make it my tuture home, and have the largest and best as- sorted stock of clocks, watches and jewelry and spectacles ever brought to this market. which I will sell cheap tor cash. Having had many Years experience in the manufac- ture of watches and clocks in Eu- rope, Lam now prepared to repair Watches and clocks. no matter how complicated nor how badly they have been abused. By bringing htem to me. you can have then pu‘ ntgeod ronning order and guaran tee extistactio FRANZ BERNHARDT, Butler, Me AA A Mayard, AT THE POST OFFICE NEW JEWELER. STATIONERY. TOYS ETC., IN LARGE VARITIES. BOOKS AND NUTS, CANDIES, Daily Papers and Periodicals always on hand. NEW LIVERY STABLE, WALLACE W. HILL... (Fermerly of Hill & Evans,) has leased the property knows as THE WALLEY BARN, South Main street, and offers for hire at reasonable rates, Good Saddie and Carriage Hores, light Buggies, Car- riages and wagons and everything in the livery line. Also alarge wagon yard ana plenty of feed and living water tor the accomodation ot the pub- lic at reasonable rates. THE WALLEY BARN, South Main. street. rtf WA! LACE HILL, Proprietor. hace Calendar Clock, A _;, Perpetual Mechanical Calendar connected with the mest : superier Bight and Thirty Day (either weight or spring) Cloek Movement. IT INDICATES PERPETUALLY Day of the Menth, ‘Tne Menta of the Year, MEW YORE OPTICE WITH WATERBURY CLOCK 60. We. 4 Cortmd St. Calendars Printed in ali Panguages. ef bustnes—o in me to ouit the va- = = caeape ot ‘sight years ct time before les ENQUIRE OF YOUK JEWELL‘LE LLLP NEO TS ES EEO @ Ca ee 8 CURES DYSPEPSIA, INDIGESTION, HEADACHE & BILIOUSUESS. § Puepaaes omy Y BROWN SAEDIOINE & OFC OO. Laneswermn, Kan, $ try it Now! aman unnenes, NeverFallsl QD" LL TI WLDIAINE CO., 095, a4>