The Butler Weekly Times Newspaper, January 24, 1883, Page 2

fantile wonder multiplies intoa rouud ‘And if he doubles up with bles of Women. dozen. A | the colic, or the trials of cutting teeth Upenuve whole, lane digace necessary evils of the mumps and veteats Lasley ——— j measles and whooping cough and —_— ee Paeato| scarlet fever, and rash, and throat ace, i s y SSE a alk or Lae Voure nobody. A | distemper. and short sleeves, and . | bare legs, and pins sticking into him, man may be hornely, and still popu- | 5 F = . and to much candy, and a Whiskers cover up the most of | 2 oe | per, why, her husband tells her that tell each other that his wrinkles are lines of thought. Lines of thought, when, in all probability. his habit he | as ifhe thought she was considerably to vlame for it, too. | Andwhen she has the headache | | nobody thinks minding it! A wo- | man is always having the headache! And if she is ‘‘nervous enough to fly,’’ nobody shuts the door any eas- jteron that account, or tucks her up on the lounge with ashawl over her. or coddles her to death, like a man has to be coddied in such circum- stances. We night go on indefinitely with the troubles of being a woman brings ; and if there is a man in the werld who thinksa woman has an easy time of it, why just let him put on a pound of talse hair, and get inside a new pair of corsets, and put on a pullback overskirt, and be a woman { himself, and see how he likes it. Suicides in 1882. Three hundred and eighty-three persozs in various parts of the coun- indee forhead is wrinkled by the has got of scowling at his wife when the coffee isn’t strong enough. A woman must always be in good order. Herhair must be frizzed and banged as tashion demands, and she must powder if she has a shining skin; and manage to look sweet, no matter how sour she feels; she must hang just so, and her laces must always be spotless, and her boot buttons all in place, and finger-nails clean, and she musn’t whistle, nor climb fences, nor stone cats, nor swear when she’s mad. and Sheean’t go out alone, because la- dies must be protected. She can’t go anvwhere when it rains, because her hair won’t stay crimped, and she’Il get mud on her petticoats and things. She can’t be a Freemason, because she would tell their secrets, and everybody would know all about bad tem- | ae s wrinkles on} % é 5 pert —. speak ot his | “she aoes wish she’d try and quiet i ad, “y may spe. | iu : sar an ‘ oe zr baby! And he says it just as cares and thoughtful disposition, and | Bee J i st lif he fully believed that she alone | was responsible tor its existence ; and j AColorado ©. at. From the Denver Tribune. “ E i Col. Tom Patterson’s beauti- 5, the Probate Court tor the seid oi ful coonskin coat is of great’ Bates, Noy mber term™= 1882 i H i A. Patterson, i a 3 value and is really a beautiful Rare Jon eae ee acta Caen IE tO ° ment. It is composed of eighty! John A. Pattersou, administrator of Alexande: Patterson, deceased, presents skins, the coons having been killed by Colonel Patterson’s uncle in Mis- souri with a rifle that formeriy be- longed to Daniel Boone. The tur has deepened with age into a glossy | spelled card from Gebhardt to the public. All Freddy asksis the priv- ilege of following a protessional beauty all over the country without attracting the notice uf the press. This 1s a luxury which even $40,000 a“ year can’t procure. ‘Free of Charge. from Coughs, All persons suffering | olds, Asthma, Bronchitis. loss ot voice, or any affection of the throat and lungs, are requested to call at F. M. Crumley & Co’s, Drug Store and get a trial bottle ot Dr. King’s. New Discovery for cou- sumption, free of charge, which will con- vince them of its wondertul merits and show what a regular dollar size bottle willdo. Call earlv. No. 3 The Butler mills, on Spring Riv- er, in Jasper county. near Galesburg, were tetally consumed by fire one night last week. They were insured and will be rebuilt. How She waved Her Darling. try, having grown tired of life, ush- erea themselves into eternity by means of the pistol, knife, gun, razor, fire, the rope and various other ways. In New York 123 persons committed suicide, and in Brooklyn that geat and gridiron. She can’t smoke, because it wouldn’t be femi- nine. She can't go courting, be- cagse it is unwomanly. . Put she muat get married before she is twen- ty-five, or everybody feel wronged. People will sigh over her, and won-/ there were 26 cases. Of all the der why it is that men ‘‘don’t seem_} states and territories New York to take,’’ and all the old maids and widows will smile significantly. li is a terrible thing to be an old matd—terrible! Everyoody knows it 1@, and the women who are mar- ried t@ drunken husbands, and who quarrel six days out of seven, will groaa im agony over the single wo- man, and call her “‘that poor, old maid!” A wean must matry rich, or she doegn’t marry ‘‘well.”” To marry wellis the end an aim of a woman's existence, judging from the view which people in gen- eral take ef the matter. It ie everybody's business whom a woman matries. The whole. neigh- berhoed put their heads together and talk over the pros and cons, and decide whether she is good enough for him. And they criticise the shade of her hair, and relate anecdotes of how lazweher grandtather was, and how ler Aunt Sall used to sell but- termilk. ranks first with 148 cases; Jersey, 38 Pensylyania, 27; Ohio, 24; Marry- land, 13; Missouri, 10: Illinois, 9; California, 7; Arkansas and Dela- ware, 6 each; Connecticut, Massa- chusetts and North Carolina, 5 each; Alabama, Indiana, Georgia, Maine, Rhode Island and Virginia, 4 each; District of Columbia, Leuisiana, Mississippi and New Hampshire, 3 each; Kentucky, Michigan, Ver- mont and Wisconsin, 2 each. A Locomotive Sunk Out of Sight. A locomotive ran through a bro- ken bridge on the Kansas Pacific Railway, across Kiowa creek sev- era! years ago, sinking into the mud at the bottom, and has neyer since been heard from, though repeated efforts have been made by digging and boreing to recover so valuable a piece of property. The bottom is quicksand, but even quicksands have limits, and it seems very sin- gular that the longist bereing rod has tailed to fnd any trace of the sunken engine. By and by, the si- lent mysterious operation will drain the quicksand, and harden it into rock, and then, long after the Kan- sas Pacific road has been forgotten, some future scientest will discover acurious piece of mecharisin, un- doubtedly the work ot human hands, iying under so manv hundred feet of sandstone, and will use the tacts on Ne. 3 feet, and she must manage to dress well on seventy-five cents a week ; and she musn’t be vain, and 1} she must be kind to the poor, and go reeularly to the sewing-society and slave in church fairs. She must be a good cook, and she must be able to ‘‘do up’’ her hus- band’s ehirts so that the heathen Chinese washerman would groan A woman must wear No. 2 boots with envy, and gnash his teeth with | 25 2 basis to calculate how many | unholy passien at sight of them. jmillion years old the human race | She raust always have the mascu- | Must be. } se that they never will come off z Spore: while in use, and she must keep the | Joplin Herald Jan. 14.—The south bound Gulf train as it ap- family hosiery so that nobody would mistrest that there were toes the stockings when they are on. She must hold herseif in continual readiness to find everything her hus- bead has lest,—and “a man never | ‘22 anddid not discover the ap- heneve whtre'anything is. He will proach of the passenger. The engi- | pat his beatsicarefully away on the| 2° supposed that his train was ob- paslor eofm,.end when he has hunted | *¢"V¢d 8nd was astonished to see the fe them belf an hour, he will ap- ;mandrive deliberately across the | track a few rods in advance of the en- Wenr te his wite witha countenance igine. The cow-catcher struck the ; Wagon amidships utterly demolisn- } ing the vehicle. . Whent he train was j stopped the teamster was found sit- weather, so as to get the bed warm- | !8& Om cow-catcher looking around ed. Herhusband, ifhe be a wise | ina dazed, semi-idiotic way. As maa, azver asks ner to do this, but he | the engineer approached, the team- Ster 1ooked at him enquinngly and | anaide | proached the depot at Paola yester- | | day, struck a farm wagon that was | | crossing the track. The driver was | watching the movement of a freight We thet of an avenging angel, and damead to know, ‘what in the than- d@ she has done with my boots ?"’ She must go to bed first in cold” sits up to “finish a Piecein the pa line bettoms in the family sewed on ; | ; i i i Wer,” and waits while she gets the| asked. **How did this thing come sheets tg # comfortable tempera. |‘ Pass?!’ Strange to say the man ture. | Was uninjuicd except a slight scratcn Ah there are a gteat many tricks | &? the forchead. ————- — Personaf property has been levied t giewhat is called “living > _upon to pay jad >nents obtained “T shall not teel so nervous again a- bout mv baby’s teething.”” Writes a grateful mother ‘We almost lost our darling t om cholera infantum, but hap- pily heard ot Parker's Ginger Tonic in time. A tew spoonfuls soon cured baby, and an occasional dose keeps us in good health."*—Brooklyn Mother. 5tm The term of office having expired of R. D. Shannon, for the past eight years Superintendent of Public Instruction, he has taken charge of the Public Schools at Louisiana, Mo. The Safest Way. The safest and surest way to restore the youthtul color tothe hair is furnished by Parker’s Hair Balsam, mhich is desrv- edly popular, from its superior cleanli- nase, sim Land buyers have been very active in Boone and Audrain tor some months past. Nearly $100,000 worth of land haschanged hands in the vicinity of Centralia within tour months. Demonstrated. That smart men average $5 00 to $8 oo per day profit, selling the ‘Pocket Man- ual.’? The most marvellous little vol- umecver issued. Needed endorsed and purchased py all classes. Nothing in the book line ever to equal it. Will prove it. Complete sample and outfit soc. or fullparticulars for stamp. Don’t start out again until you learn what is said of this hook, »nd what others are doing, John Burns, Publisher, 717 Olive Street. St. Louis. Nevada Nursery, Mr. T. G. Houston, of the firm ot Am- brose & Houston, Nevada nursery, is here with men to canvass Fates county for the spring delivery ot nursery stock. In addition to men brought with him they have employed Mr, QO. J.Welton, a resident ot Butler tor the past five years and who has had fitteem years experience in the tree business and is well and fa- vorably known. The company ask all wishin . stock to wait for their agents as they guaranteed ali stock to be as repre- rtf sented and true to name given. inal Settlement Notice. Notice is herebv given, that the un dersigned, administratrix of the estate of Seaberry Ellis deceased, will make final settlement ot her accounts with said esta e as such administratrix, at the next term ofthe Probate court of Bates county, Missouri, to be holden at the court house in Butler in said county, on the 13th day of February A. D. 1883. 44h ADALINE ELtis adm’x. | may retain twenty-five pe ce on sub-i | scriptionsto the Daily ad Tri-Weekly, | Faas Bes S | and ten per cent on subsriptions to the} ee - — | Weekly. : = F j so 2) HOW To SENF 3IONEY. ; REUABLE SELF-GURE, A, ss¥erite prescription most noted and succesful spec ese Cag Order of Pubhcation. State of Missouri, } . County ot Ba ) Order for the saie of so much ot the Real Estate of said deceased as wil! pay estate, and yet unpaid for want of suffi- | cient assets, accompanied by brown and is the admiration otf all | jaw in such case; on examination where aoe ot itis ordered, that all persons interest Se A z : connec. | ed in the estate of said deceased, be no- Fred’s Complaint. | tified that applification as aforesaid has | been made, and unless the contrary be ! From the Pitsburg Telegraph. {shown on or before the first dav of the ~ - = f this c e he he Somebody has written a well- | ext term of this court, to be held on t! 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