The Butler Weekly Times Newspaper, December 6, 1882, Page 3

BUTLER WEEKL HO! FOR THE OLIDAY anta Claus Having Notified a YIN A RD 1882, QUADRUPLE SHEET. That he will require additional time this year io dispose of his gigantic stock at his Old Headquarters at POST OFFICE, NOTRH MAIN STREET. FINE BOOKS, Albums, Vaces, Stationery, Cups and Saucers, Toys,all kinds and prices. Call and ex- amine my Goods before buying. |‘ SPRAGUE & HUNTER. While in Town for Holiday Goods Don't Fail to Call at McFARLAND BROS, Ssas,a Ea Gee EP Ee And examine their new imvoice of Buffalo, Wolfe and Bear splendid thing in Ruber Horse covers. skin Lap Robes. also a; j Their Large Stock ot Organs, | street, Elmira, where was displayed ; a Pianos and Musical Md’se. The musical emporium — of Sprague & Hunter is well represent- ed in another column, This firm thas established itself in this city ; and county by means of the extra . inducements ana advantages they ae constantly offering the public. | Their stock is now larger than it | has ever,been, and a special invita- | | tion isextended to everybody to call and look through their establish- ment. There is nothing more yal- | uable that a parent can buy as a| | Christmas present for a daughter | {thana handsome organ, and with- | ,out doubt Sprague & Hunter will} do better by you than any traveling | agent. | As to these men_ personally they | are both citizens and business men! | of long standing in the city and! county, their integrity is of a Ingh | order and are imbued with a spirit ot enterprise and a disposition to accomodate and benefit their a- trons to the fullest extent. When | in the city looking for holiday pres- ; | ents don’t fail to callon Sprague & | Hunter. In addition to their stock | of organs and pianos they carry a ‘very complete line of smaller in- | struments and sheet music. z { - ' ; Humorous. | | ‘Harry, you ought not tou throw | away nice bread like that you may | ; want it some day.’” ‘*Well, mother, I | should I stand any better show ot | getting it then ifI ate it now?” { The widows of India having been | | prevented by the tyrannous English | |from cremating themselves along } pass z | with their dead lords, have taken to ; second marriages. They are deter- minedto sacrifice themselves some- how.—Praire Farmer. Two Philadelphia lawyers got :n- to a street fight the other dav. Each swore if he had a pistol he’d kill the other. At once a dozen were offered |to each by spectators. When thev ‘found how anxious the populace was to get read of them,they swore friendship and vowed to live tor- | Lever, to spite the town.—Philadel- ; phia Press. At a party the other evening the subject of faith was mentioned. when one voung lady remarked. 1 the | **Now, faith language of Paul: is | the substance of tunings hoped for, and the ey:dence of things not seen.’ ’ Where-upon 2 gentleman ingnired: “Where is that quotation from? “Why, it’s from Skhakespear,”’ jo! iaingly replied the young lady. ‘Is! that sez’? said the young man; | “why. [thought it ws frem Byron.” His next Christmas present will be a copy of the New Testament revised editzon. | tor: | brose & . living water. A couple of darkeys were seated on the steps of a store on Baldwin large quantity of watermelons, when one said: **‘Sambo,what would be the konsequences if we should plucx one of dem melons an’ retire to de bed ot de ole canal to test de quality ob de core?’ *‘L isn’t very well yersed in de law, but you take de meion an’ walk off wid it under your coat-tail, meantime [ll go round de corner and study de ken- | Y.)} sequences,’"—M¢/lerton (N. Argus A German paper has rather a good story about a lady who, not feeling | as well as she hked, went to consult | “Well,”’ said the doc- a physician. tor’ afte: looking at her tongue, feei- SETTER, Fhe American Jeweler. : : ! ing her pulse, and asking her sundry questions, ‘I should advise you, yes. I should advise veu---ahem !--to get married.”” ‘Are you !’? inquired the fair patient. with single. doc- a significant yet modest smile. *‘L, am, mein Fraulien; but it is not eti- quette,you know, for physicians to , take the physic they prescribe.” -Representative Kelley of Vensyl- vania announces that if the Republi- | cans will not abolish all internal rev- enue taxes at this session ot congress. that he will vote with the Demo- crats. Rats desert a sinking ship. H aa eet eine T. L. MILLER Co., Bezzpers axp Inrorrcrs 08 ‘HEREFORD CATTLE COTSWOLD SHEEP BERKSHIRE SWIHE. Writ Co., InirNois. Nevada Nursery. Mr. ‘I. G. Houston, of the firm or Am- Nevada nursery, is here with men to canvass Sates county for the spring delivery ot aursery stock. In addition to men brought with him they have emploved Mr, O. J. Welton, 2 resident ot Butler tor the past fire years and who has had fifteem years experience in the tree business and is well and fa- The company ask all for their agents as tock to be as repre- Housten, vorably known. wishinz stock to they guaranteed ali sented and true to name given. itt Farm for aie. | have a small farm containing 6: acres which [I will sell at 2 bargain. — The improvements censist of a house with 4 rooms and cellar, plenty of fruit ot all kinds, and plenty of g Located 4 miles south- west of Johnstown, knewn asthe Tom Harm n place. Terms reasonable. T. W.- Crews. ct ag FOR SALE—One or two residences in Inquire of gi-tt different portions of the city. 4. H. Darrow. and out buildings, . Ye The largest and most complete stock of Opera Glasses in the ¢ sity. SOUTH SIDE SQUARE. SEE ADVERTISEMENT NEXT WEEK.