The Bismarck Tribune Newspaper, April 20, 1936, Page 8

THE BISMARCK TRIBUNE, MONDAY, APRIL 20, 1936 Minot, Beulah Entries Win Volleyball Tournament Titles MAGiG GY TEN Indians, Red Sox Disregard Predictions Tigers Will Win Pennant ANNEXES CLASS ) Giants, Dodgers Resume Old Feud [Feiler Breaks Two DOUBLEHEADER WIN STAMPS URES WALK) SUTUTORSISI | CRMC || -MULERS AS ‘CLUB To BEAT Distance Records Capital Chevrolet Finishes Sec- Bt ANKS SOK 5 10 0 Muidhens-Saints, Blues-Colonels Th e Diminutive Star Smashes Two- ond in Major Group, Car- soll aais $US At Att Split; Brewers Win, Tie in rington Third Afterpiece ° St n di Athletics Make Surprising a Ings Stand Against Red Sox (By the Associated Press) at Drake . " NATION, Before Bowing, 2-1 ONAL LEAGUE Minneapolis swept a doubleheader!New York ... Sunday with the Red Birds at Colum- | Pittsurgh bus, the opener 5-2 and the/Cincinnati . Dickinson, N. D., April 20.—Bill'| Feiler, former Dickinson and Glad- stone high school track star and hold- er of both the state mile and half mile records, recently broke two exist- ing marks in the two mile run as a member of the freshman track team of Drake university at Des Moines, Ia, Chicago, April 20.—(#)—The cham- pion Minneapolis Millers, even this early in the season, loomed Sunday|% as the “club to beat” in this year’s American Association race. Defeat Company A Two Straight After Deadlocking Regular Play in (By the Associated Press) The Cleveland Indians and the Bos- Minot won the Olass D and Beulah the Class E championships of the first annual invitational volleyball tournament at the World War Memo- rial building here Sunday. sponsored jointly by the Junior Association of Commerce and the Burleigh county recreation division of the WPA. The Magic City entry, composed of Hicks, Ilvecison, Day, Jarrett, Robert- son and Lund. went through nine straight tournament games without a defeat, scoring 135 points to their opponents’ 45. Beulah’s entry (Flemmer, Smith, Kitchen, Thronson, Hertz, King and Husom) took the E title when they won two straight in a playoff with the Company A team of Bismarck. Each team won seven and Jost three in the regular tournament games. Suffers Broken Finger Hendrickson of Carrington suffered a broken forefinger in the spirited play which preceded the settlement of the two titles. The injury occurred as he was spiking the ball on the next to the last point of the final match. The Capital Chevrolet team of Bis- marck (Priske, Mason, Heer, Byrne. Goetz, Samuelson and Leifur) placed second to Minot in the D division, winning five games and losing four. Carrington (Nielson, Braun, Reim- ers, Landeene, Burnham, Wenstrom. Hendrickson and Dodd) was third with three victories and six defeats and Washburn (Carvell, Vetter, Nel- son, Schultz, Eckstrom and Ulrich) was fourth with one win and cight losses. Scoring Is Close Despite the two defeats in the play- off, Company A (Beer, Smith, Brown, Place The old feud between the New York Giants and Brooklyn Dodgers flared up agai. at the Polo Grounds when Dick Bartell, Giant short- stop, and Van Mungo, Dodger pitcher, came to blows after a tripping episode at first base. Umpire: and players joined in the melee, which ended with the two offenders being banished to the showers. (Associated Press Photo) Cup Team Choices! Omit Mrs. Moody Made for However ‘Comeback Queen’ If She Is Available, Meyers, Warre, Potter, Kennedy and Schmidt) scored 162 points'to 124 for their opponents as compared to Beu- lah’s total of 165 to 117 for their op- ponents, Braddock (Junge, Zottnick, Koenig, Marx, Semple, Vie and Spitzer) was third on the E division with one vic- tory and nine defeats. Ted Campagna, tournament manager. sociation. Minoter Successfully Defends Bowling Title Minot, N. D., April 20.—(?)—L. O. his fourth match game. bowling championship here Sunday, hitting a sensational 224 average in his last five games to over- | ceme a lead held by Fred Sibell, Grand Kelsven of Minot won consecutive state individual Forks challenger. Kelsven registered 2,135 for the final 10: games of the match as compared with 1,931 for Sibell, giving the Minot- et a grand total of 4,132 against 4,095, @ margin of 37 pins. Not until the ninth frame of the; final game was Kelsven’s title secure. After the first five games, the Forker was still 140 pins to the good as the result of a 167 pin advantage gained in the first series played on the Grand Forks alleys. Kelsven sliced away most of this deficit, however, by | coming up with 222, 259 and 230 in the sixth, seventh and eighth games. Burleigh county WPA recreational director, acted as assisted by representatives from the Junior as- New York, April 20.—(4)—The Unit- ed States Lawn Tennis association has omitted the name of Mrs. Helen Wills Moody from the Wightman cup team which will defend the women’s international tennis trophy at Wim- bledon, England, June 12-13. Plans were laid, however, to make a place for the “comeback queen” of the courts if she is available. composed of Helen Jacobs of Berk- eley, Calif, America’s top-ranking player; Mrs. Sarah Palfrey Fabyan of Mrs. Moody has given no indication team, but she has hinted she will take part in the Wimbledon championships soon after the Wightman cup match- €s, as well as the United States cham- pionships at Forest Hills, and thus may be on hand for the international competition. 3 Track Lettermen Back at Underwood Underwood, N. D., April 20.—Three lettermen from last year reported to Coach S. O. Hefty when he issued his first call for track at Washburn high school recently. for another season includ2: for a five-week period. The team,. announced Monday, is Cambridge, Mass.; Carolin Babcock, of Los Angeles, and Mrs. Marjorie Gladman Van Ryn of Philadelphia. Last year’s monogram winners back Wesley Busch, Harry Gogstetter and Norman Hunsaid, Several promising freshmen ate also on the squad which began regular training schedules worked out Okla. Grapplers Land Eight Olympic Berths New York, April 20.—(a—Caifson Johnson, University of Minnesota wrestler, was one of several eliminat- ed from the final tryouts for the American Olympic wrestling team by an Oklahoman as grapplers from that state placed eight matmen on the 14- man squad which will repersent this country in Berlin. Johnson was de- feated by Frank Lewis, Oklahoma A. and M. in the fifth round of the meet Saturday night. ° S. D. College Defeats Jimmies in Dual Meet Aberdeen, 8. D., April 20.—(4)—The Northern State Teachers college swept to an 81-53 victory over Jamestown college in a dual track and field meet Saturday, winning every running event. Eck, Jamestown, won four events to score 20 of his team’s points. They were the high and low hurdles, the-broad and high jumps. DULUTH WINS Winona, Minn., April 20.—(AP)— Duluth’s Northern League baseball team defeated Winona, 15-9 in their first exhibition game of the season Sunday, garnering 17 hits off three hurlers, Duluth . Winona 001 132 020-915 7 Brodin, bke, Kash and Plait, Powers, Cairo; Kleinschmidt, Feltz, Seches and Sadowski. > | Andover Scores 21 | |. Runs in One Inning | > Andover, 8. D., April 20.—(#)— + 200 080 320-15 17 3}. it hurler ® no-hit three men to Hefty’s chief task will be to replace Edward Legg, stellar track performer who captured three firsts in the spring meets last year. Glenn Morris Takes Crown in Decathlon Lawrence, Kan., April 20.—(#)—The Kansas relays decathlon, which crad- led the three super-men of the Unit- ed States Olympic team in 1932 gave Promise Monday of «supplying more talent for the event at Berlin. i Competing in the 10-event track OU IT'S SAM THE. TAILOR. and field grind for the first time, Glenn Morris, Fort Collins, Colo., Saturday won five firsts and amassed ‘8 total of 7,576 points. He bettered the Olympic record set in 1932 by James Bausch, with Bausch’s performance figured under the system now in effect. Clyde Coffman scored 7,136 points. Jay Berwanger, brawny University of Chicago grid star, registered 6,774 Points. The 1.500-meter. race left Glenn Cunningham with a victory. He won in 3:57.1, Six Veterans to Be Eau Claire, Wis., April 20.—()—Ad- the circuit and construction of a new local ball park prompted Johnny Mos- til, manager of the Eau Claire base- ball team to vision another success- ful Northern League season Monday. Mostil, who starred in the outfield of the Chicago White Sox in the his team, With six veterans as a nu- cleus. Before the week is over Mostil expects one hundred candidates on hand. The Eau Claire team used only 13 players last year. and Hady, pitchers; Weiling, third baseman, and Majeski, second base. Mostil reported he had several good outfield prospects in Greene, Jones, a dependable first baseman. Washington, Columbia New York, April 20.—()—The drive toward Poughkeepsie and the Olym- pic rowing championships at Berlin has begun with Washington's Huskies already outstanding among the can- Cidates for the intercollegiate cham- Pionship and Columbia appearing as a possible “dark horse.” Washington . defeated California over a three-mile course at Seattle Sunday, and Columbia upset Navy for the first time in several years. Washington's triumph over the Gol- den Bears, Poughkeepsie winners last year, was won by a good margin as the Huskies shattered the record for the three-mile Sheridan Beach course with a time of 15 minutes, 56.4 sec- onds. the time of 7:26.6 over a mile and a half course. BOARDING HOUSE TL HEARD THE LAWYER, WHOS WITH HIM, SAY “THAT IF YOU WOLILDN'T PAY FOR COUSIN MICHAEL'S SLUT, HE'D COVER YOu WITH SO MANY COURT PLASTERS THAT YOU'D LOOK THE KNAVE, INVADING MY CASTLE WITH Hs PETTY 4 DUNNINGS— LIKE YOU'D SWUNG ON SOE LOUIS BY MISTAKE / Back at Eau Claire dition of Wausau and Jamestown to American League several years ago, whether she will be available for the | Will start in earnest this week to shape Remaining are Wegner, catcher; Wendtland, Ficek Mcyer, and Oxley, but that one of his most seriou$ problems. is finding of Win Rowing Regattas The Lions won their varsity race in | 1] The diminutive speedster set a new Drake indoor freshman record in a meet with the Simpson college var- sity when he ran the two mile event in 9:52.3, clipping 7.6 seconds off the old mark of 10:01. Kellsey of Drake was the only other man to finish the grulling event and his time was 10:24, Running in the Hastings Relays at Hastings, Neb., April 11, Feiler came in 35 yards ahead of the field to set @ new mark of 9:56 for the two mile. Sports Round-Up By EDDIE BRIETZ New York, April 20.—(4)—Mike | Jacobs will bob up with an indoor | spot any day now . . .and compete with the Garden, sport for sport . . . Jimmy Foxx has shifted his batting stance slightly, the better to dent the left field wall at Fenway park . + « Mebbe Pop Warner is just be- ing optimistic, but he swears the loss of Dave Smukler ahd Johnny Mus- ko will not lessen Temple’s power for 1996 ... Roge What's all this about Primo Car- nera turning wrassler? . . . say it ain't so, Primo . . .Rogers Hornsby thinks the best joke of 1936 would be for his five and ten-cent outfit to fin- ish ahead of the million dollar Red Sox. Is it true fans were chanting “we want Stripp” the other day? . . . Just 13 years ago Saturday the “house that Ruth built” was dedicat- Hornsby Well, Dizzy and Paul are only 50 shy of their goal of 50 victories . . . Andy Niederreiter, new Ebbets field fight promoter, is a young fellow with @ head full of ideas and plénty of dough to back them up . . . Since his so-so showing against Johnny Ja- dick, Tony Canzoneri has dropped from a 6-5 favorite to a 2-1 under- dog in his May 8 bout with Jimmy McLarnin . . . Lou Gehrig and Jimmy Foxx: posed for pictures to- gether . if they played in the National League it would been smackers apiece. . . . Pedro Mon- tanez, the Spanish lightweight sen- sation, may go back to France with Seff Dickson . . Odus Morgan of the Central State: Teachers of Ed- mond, Okla., claims he is the biggest player in competitive baseball. He stands six feet, five and tips the old beam at 260 . . any challengers? + . + allright, Odus, you win... drop by any time and get the gilt- edge picture frames . . . \ Fourteen members of the 1936 Cardinals were farmhands last year . . just shows what you can ds, boys, Artie McGovern’s new book, “the secret of keeping fit,” is a best seller . » « Spokane sports writers are fuming because Mary Lou Petty, the swim star, continually is billed as from Seattle . . . Mary Lou is as much the product of Spokane as the street car tracks, writes Herb Ashlock of the Daily Chronicle . . . Walter St. Denis, one of the best, is back from Miami and has resumed blowing the horn for Mike Jacobs . . . &t. Denis and Francis Albertanti—what ‘a pair! . . . highest price ever charged for a prize fight was.the $55 tops for the Carpentier-Dempsey brawl in 1921, By Ahern GIVE YOUR GRAIN. A NUDGE, BEFORE THEY TAG YOU WITH A SUMMONS. MAYBE YOU CAN INVENT ,4 A VANISHING Z CREAM THAT WILL MAKE YOU IN— VISIBLE , LIKE YOLS DID TH! TIME TH! AFRICAN BUSHMEN HAD YOu SALTED AND PEPPERED/ ton Red Sox are showing a total dis- regard for the prediction of experts that Detroit is destined to repeat its triumphant march of last year. Six days along the way, each with four game: won and one lost, these teams are providing definite grounds for the contention a rocky road beck- ons the mighty men of Cochrane. The speedy progress of these two teams in the American League and ed with appropriate ceremonies . . . the Giants in the National Sunday their responsibilities. Detroit barged into the win column with Schoolboy Rowe pitching a 5-0 shutout over the SUNDAY’S STARS Schoolboy Rowe, Tigers—Blank- ed White Sox with five hits and fanned six for second straight pshutout. Chuck Klein, Cubs — Walloped second and third homers of season in rout of Reds. . Mel Almada and Wes Ferrell, Red Sox—Almada’s ninth inning single drove in tying run and paved way to beat Athletics 2-1. Van Mungo, Dodgers —Struck out seven and held Phils to six hits for 2-1 victory. Bad News Hale, Indians—Led attack on Browns with homer and two singles, scoring three runs and batting in three. Burgess Whitehead and Hal Schumacher, Giants — Whitehead made four hits, Schumacher limit- ed Bees to four in 4-1 triumphs. Bill Dickey, Yankees—Knocked in four runs against Senators with homer and double. Terry Moore, Cardinals — His homer with one on in fifth broke tle and led to 7-3 victory over | Pirates. Chicago White Sox while the Cubs, with Chuck Klein belting out a brace of homers, collected 16 hits for a 16- 6 victory over the Cincinnati Reds. Goslin Bangs Homer Rowe allowed the White Sox only five hits as he scored his second shut- out of the season. Goose Goslin got a homer while Al Simmons collected a pair of hits. The Athletics made. a surprising stand against the Red Sox even though they did go down 2-1 for their fifth straight defeat. It was a pitching duel in which Ferrell, backed by er- rorless ball, emerged victor over Dusty Rhodes, a former Red Sox twirler. Each pitcher allowed five singles. The Indians continued their slaugh- ter of pitchers by sending the St. Louls Browns to their fifth straight defeat 13-6. The Browns got 12 hits off Mel Harder who went the route for Cleveland, but they couldn’t match the stream of runs the Indians sent across the plate. Giants Cop Fifth in Row Hal Schumacher, who was yartked in the opening game against the Dodgers, found the victory trail against the Boston Bees as the Giants notched their fifth straight win, 4-1, He held the Bees to four hits two of which came in the last frame. The St. Louis Cards defeated the Pirates 7-3. Bud Hafey, whose hitting has brought memories of his famous uncle Chick, allowed three Cardinal runs when he dropped one fly and misjudged another in the second inn- ing. Bill Dickey paced the Yanks to a 9-1 victory over the Washington Sen- ators, getting a homer, a‘double and two walks. Roy Johnson rapped @ homer in the second. The Brooklyn Dodgers, with rangy Van Mungo pitching six-hit ball, chalked up their second pitching duel in which misplays figured in the winning run, scored on Curt Davis who allowed but seven bingles. NATIONAL LEAGUE Cards Trim Bucs Pittsburgh—Terry Moore's homer with one on helped St. Louis defeat Pittsburgh 7-3, before 17,500 opening day fans. RHE a eevee 030 020 002—7 12 1 Pittsburgh ..... 110 100 000—3 11 1 Hallahan and Davis; Lucas, Hoyt and Padden, Todd, Schumacher Humbles Bees Boston—The New York Giants de- feated Boston 4-1 behind the four- hit pitching of Hal Schumacher. RHE seveee 110 010 001—4 10 1 seeseeese 000 000 ODI—1 4 1 Schumacher and Mancuso; Mac- Fayden, Cantwell and Lopez. Cubs Outslug Bods The champion Cubs after losing two straight to Cincinnati came back to win Sunday 16-6. Klein hit two houm- ers. RHE Cincinnati .... 020 000 022—"6 9 4 Chicago 002 216 50x—16 16 1 Schott, Hilcher, Johnson and Lom- bardi: Lee and Hartnett, Dodgers Defeat Phillies Brooklyn—The Dodgers defeated Philadelphia 2-1 behind the six hit pitching of Van Mungo. ee, Philadelphia .... 010 000 000-1 6 2 Brooklyn . - 100 010 0Ox—2-7 1 Davis and Wilson; Mungo and Phelps, Berres, AMERICAN LEAGUE Tribe Sweeps Series Bt. Louis—Cleveland swept a three- game series with St. Louis by slug- ging out a 13-4 victory Sunday. fees Pytlak, Sullivan; An- Knott and Hemsley, . | The previous record there was 9:59.7.|awoke the respective champions to; | By ART KRENZ (NEA Service Golf Writer) “Of what use are good hands if they are not placed correctly on the shaft?” asked Tommy Armour, from- er U. 8. and British Open champion, in discussing the proper grip with the writer in Florida recently. “It is the duty of the hands to see that the clubhead comes to the ball in the true line, and they are responsi- ble for swinging the club along its right path,” he went on to explain. Unless the left hand is turned over so that at least the first three knuckles are visible on top, there can be no left handed power. The right should be in back of the club—not over or under it. A good idea to follow when placing the right hand is to see that the palm of the hand faces the hole. Klein’s Homers Spur ‘I Told You So’ Club Chicago, April 20—(4)—The Chicago chapter of baseball’s “I told you‘so” club gave three rousing cheers Mon- day for Charles H. (Chuck) Klein, about whom the game’s trade winds whistled all last winter. The cheers were for Klein's per- formance Sunday against the Cincin- nati Reds, when he belted two home runs. The circuit smashes gave Chuck a total of three for the season jand the leadership in this depart- ment of both leagues. The result was the “I told you so- ers” contended Sunday: He will prove well worth the $65,000 and three play- ers Chicago gave the Phillies for him three years ago. All last winter the hot stove league buzzed about the “impending” deal which would send Klein back to the Phillies in exchange for Curt Davis, pitcher, plus other valuable consider- ations by the Cubs, The “deal” bob- bed up regulariy; the only thing wrong with it was it didn’t go|* through. Yanks Down Nats New York—The Yankees turned on} @ heavy hitting atiack to down thc; Washington Senators 9-1. Washington .. RHE ++ 001 000 000-1 7 CG) New York 220 031 10x—9 13 1 Whitehill, Weaver and Bolton; Pearson and Dickey. A’s Lose Fifth In Row Philadelphia—The A’s took their fifth straight setback when the Red Sox defeated them 2-1. RHE Boston .... + 000 000 200-2 5 0 Philadelphia ... 000 010 000—1 5 2 W. Ferrell and R. Ferrell; Rhodes and Hayes. | Rowe Blanks Sox Detroit—Schoolboy Rowe blanked the White Sox 5-0 to register his second shutout of the season. ene Chicago 5 Detroit . +. 000 021 1Ix—5 9 1 Stratton, Brown and Sewell; and Cochrane. Nationally-Known STETSON HATS for men, sold exclusively by Alex Rosen & Bro. + 000 009 000-0 5 9). Rowe | !to eight scattered hits. ; win column, trimming St. Paul 5-4 in , taking {nightcap 9-8 before 4,232 fans. The manner in which the Millers won in- dicated they were prepared to battle ‘efficiently this summer with any club seeking their crown. Home runs by Holland, Gaffke and Hauser off Bob Klinger accounted for all of Minneapolis’ runs in the first game. Belvan Bean held the Birds In the sec- ond game the champions came from behind to tie the score with a five- run rally in the sixth and scored the winning run the next frame. Milwaukee beat Indianapolis 5-3 in the first game of their double bill, then battled to a 1-1 tle in the second contest, called after nine innings be- cause of the Indianapolis 6 o'clock law. ‘The Toledo Mudhens broke into the 10 innings. First Baseman Davis’ homer broke up the battle. In the nightcap the Saints pounded out at 14-4 victory. Kansas City and Louisville also split their doubleheader, the Colonels; taking the first game 9-5 and the Blues the second 5-0. Millers Win Two i Columbus—Minneapolis took both{ games of their doublsheader with the Red Birds 5-2 and 9-8. i (First Game) | Minneapolis .... 000 032 000-5 8 1 Columbus 010 001 000—2 8 0} Beah and George; Klinger, Sherill| and Chervinko. { (Second Game) Minneapolis .... 003 005 100—9 10 1 Columbus ...... 104 210 000—8 15 4 Jolp, W. Ryan, McKain, Grabow- ski and George; Stout, Cox, Macon and Chervinko. { Saints, Hens Split ' Toledo—St. Paul and Toledo split} even in a doubleheader, Toledo tak- ing the first, their first victory of the season 5-4 in 10 innings and St. Paul winning easily in the second 14-4, | (First Game) St. Paul .. Q01 200 0100-4 & 1 Toledo ....... 100 102 000 1—5 12 1 (10 innings) Rigney, McLean and Fenner; wt livan, Stein, Cohn and Linton. (Second Game) - 560 030 000—14 14 1 eee + 201 100 000— 4 7 2 Fette and. Fenner; Thomas, Hare, Smoll and Tresh. | Brewers Win, Tie | St. Philadelphia Chicago ... St. Louis .... Brooklyn .. Boston .. 338282? wipenweg eedouwnNor be & 8 8 Results Saturday Cincinnati 5; Chicago 4. Philadelphia 4; Brooklyn 1. Others postponed. AMERICAN LEAGUE Ww Boston. 4 Cleveland . Chicago . Washington . New York Detroit .. Philadelphia . St. Louis WAN ewe meet Results Saturday New York 3; Boston 2. Cleveland t. Louis 2. Washington 5; Philadelphia 4. AMERICAN ASSOCIATION Minneapolis Kansas City . Paul Loulsvilie . Milwaukee , Toledo Columbus jIndianapolis. Results All postponed, cold. the ninth, the game being called ac- count 6 o'clock law. (First Game) Milwaukee 020 000 012-5 8 2 Indianapolis ... 100 001 100-3 9 0 Braxton and Detore; Tinning and Riddle. (Second Game) Milwaukee Indianapolis (tie) Hamlin and Brenzel; Bolein, Trous and Riddle. Blues, Colonels Divide Louisville—Kansas City and Louis- ville broke even in a twin bill, the Colonels taking the first game 9-5 and losing the second 5-0, (First Game) + 010 100 111—5 10 1 sseoee 114 003 0Ox—9 12 3 Fisher, Mancrief, Smith and Mad- jeski; Marrow and Thompson. (Second Game) 000 001 000-1 9 0 ++. 000 000 010-1 7 0 Indianapolis — Milwaukes defeated Indianapolis in the first game of a! doubleheader 5-3, the second game re-| sulting in a 1-all tie at the end of| Kansas City ... 200 000 120-5 8 2 Louisville ...... 000 000 000-0 6 0 Niggeling and Susce; Bass, Weafer and Ringhofer. The Bismarck Tribune Bible Distribution COUPON Two distinct styles of this wonderful Book of Books have been adopted for this great newspaper Bible distribution. One ts the far-famed Red Letter Bible (Christ's sayings printed in red for immediate idéntification), and the Plain Print Bible for those who can spare but a nominal sum. 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