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'HE BISMARCK TRIBUNE, SATURDAY, MAY 11, 1935 e e rn BQ i. ‘a: a The Bismarck Tribune! hind the S | Unfortunate Result of the Flood of Chain Letters | An Independent Newspaper _ Rehind the ocenes our Fersona ealt | | THE STATE’S OLDEST NEWSPAPER } ° hi B MD : connie) in Washington By William Brady, M. D. State, City and County Official Newspaper | WITH RODNEY DUTCHER | Dr. Brady will answer questions pertaining to health but not dis- 1 q ease or diagnosis, Write letters briefly and in ink, Address Dr. i Published by The Bismarck Tribune Company, Bis-| tl Brady in care of The Tribune. All queries must be accompanied by fmarck, N. D., and entered at the postoffice at Bismarck | phe Poor Eagle Is a Very Sick Bird... And Pat Harri- a stamped, self-addressed envelope. 8 second class mail matter. son Is a Flivver as a Doctor ... Navy Economy Gets ALL | DID. s George D. Mann the Jeer... Now They Talk Al Smith for 1936, WAS ASK HIM A NIP OF IODINE KEEPS YOU IN FINE FETTLE i President and Publisher a FOR A DIME Doctors have prescribed iodides for arteriosclerosis since iodin was first \ Archie O. Johnson Kenneth W. Simons Reler Re redb triacs tL Ma ts AND THEN HE introduced to medicine. Small doses daily, given for # long period of time, ecretary and Treasurer Editor throat and the poor bird’s recovery ‘uncertain. e SOCKED ME with occasional three to five grains of sodium iodide or : Bs ins ti hea Be eaneenTe tle Lessons in Leader Ni ¢ 4 potassium fodide once or twice daily, after food. More recently organic com- Subscription Rates Payable in Advance |] iQ ee ee eee oe ae a eon curt cuits ON THE NOSE: pounds of iodin. I believe ordinary tincture of iodin (or spell it iodine if by carri 750. || be cine CHU aU tie CBE cae Coy NIG you have nothing better to fill in your idle time) has the same effects as contd YY Lotiged per SUN BURRS 7.99 || be Sure which should be the title and which the sub-title. these various iodides or odin compounds, Duy La THAN per year Cin state ouside of tig Gee NEA ek Teta Se IREGIERE It cones Cae Few persons get enough, no one gets too much fodin from food, due to Bismarck) .....csccseeseescesesees SO ee ee aRIMIMAFITiE The OW coeionI Kien. CHEDEEEa the poverty of the soll, especially in inland and elevated regions, in this ele- » Daily by mail outside of North Dakota . 00° || Geena ete cine enna RL oo, ment. Unless the diet includes liberal amount of fish or shell fish from Weekly by mail in state, per year ...... 1.00 ||{$"to 4, ts one of the New Deal's setangest tales,” ae oe ee Weekly by mail outside of North Dakota, per ish ‘Senator Pat Harrison of Mississippi, who helps Joe one oer oe ales ox thes ie shaikiehe aba eat shibbtiiga’ ce ‘inate w iy es aa in Gabada: p ae. £ Robinson try to run the senate for Roosevelt, is the com- are likely to go stale, lose their former ambition, feel tired and feekly by mai janada, per year.. mittee’s chairman. He worries a lot over the likelihood weary, and even a vacation or a long rest brings little relief. They accumulate Tie flabby excess flesh, begin to age prematurely, and thelr hair begins to fall or Member of Audit Bureau of Circulation year and block his re-election. to turn gray. Even their disposition or temperament cheerful There's great resentment against NRA and much and hay ‘They have cold hands, cold feet (actu- Member of The Associated Press gtr nian) in tae Fo heart just wasn't ally and figuratively) and poor circulation. It is remarkable what a daily or i The Associated Press is exclusively entitled. to, the in it when it came to a fight for the Eagle. weekly nip of iodin will do for ae drop or two from the iodin bottle in BORE tiencits ucaiten in this newspaper and aise FUMBLE, STUMBLE, FALL a glass of water, say twice a week the year around, or once a day for a month, i] the local news of spontancous origin published herein, ‘The boys went to the White House and Mr. Roosevelt ee you, All rights of republication of all other matter herein are| sy bJeq the ball all the Oval Room. Accounts timers) comes with a pretty “Poison” label on the vial, just an old medical also reserved. ear eae aa Baca ca eden ae a, custom, It is quite @ trick to poison yourself with it, as many have learned as to what was said, but all agree the president at no who made a feint at it. aE Mind, now, I’m not setting up the claim that an iodin ration will restore . . “ECONOMY” IN THE NAVY the flush of youth or the color of your hair, but merely giving my opinion Inspiration for Today Congressman Fred Biermann of Iowa: “When that it is good for what ails such prematurely aging folk. Every little while There i: saith the Lord, unto the our navy reaches treaty strength, according to the some one who has triedit out assures me that it has actually restored the ere is no peace, ; testimony of Admiral Standley, it is going to cost color of his or her graying hair and caused friends to marvel at the more wicked —Isaiah 48:22, us $555,000,000 @ year to maintain it.” youthful appearance and behavior—but that’s human nature and one has to eee Congressman Glover Cary of Kentucky: “I Cee dnetiive Gt odin’ fodin I Foeinmertie the familiar old brown liquid which iii " i ‘was very much surprised, indeed, to hear the gen- ol wi nut i we je may. . it economy in a naval appropriat: 1 db net fe0 ead any ton ot oe a ‘es time put his foot down and demanded committee suppost QUESTIONS AND ANSWEES An Idea Comes Home Z ie After thet die tall var Pit's and he acted as if some- ‘What is the effect of vitamin B? What foods f hit? Is it availe Some 20 years ago an American engineer, earn told him to a it back through the adminis- able in medicinal form? How much of it should one get daily, for main seeking a method of making large wooden) “*“°"S orn Sot) DOS sing committee to formu- taining perfect health? (T. A. B.) . Answer—It is anti-neuritic and necessary for and structures stronger, devised a system of fasten- late the resolution. The committee consisted of ing timbers together with metal connectors, The fearchoenitt CAA bir Sia erry ea Has- result, from a technical standpoint, was to so tings of Delaware. distribute the load that the joint was as strong eis atch: wemriairation:taanibecs or tie ft oom ; tae is not likely to get too much vitamin in food or from natural f as the timbers forming it. mittee got the idea it was just what Dr. Roosevelt wanted. Re ly Mt age sel Seon cod 8 sources, The reasons why this is so form a study in DYING BY INCHES and stamped addressed envelope. Roosevelt has announced the set-up of his “Big Three” for the administra- tion of the work-relief fund. Har- old L. Ickes is one of them—chief of the all-important work allotment | the intricacies of stresses and strains far be- ria: Soucek at akees gone ies HOC aeuteoy ceerty il OR | yond the understanding of the average layman. | codes. Its extension for less than a year would sentence | What should interest him is the fact that the|NRA to ® slow but certain death. Its 30-day period for method is somewhat cheaper than other forms ‘And NRA will die in any event if Roosevelt isn’t em- of wood construction and that the idea origi- Lect epaladb ap eaten rill oy tadhe ee nated in this country. NRA bill did. OLITICS - at the - NATION’S CAPITOL —Lady man experience—Henry ee ee x Until people come t6 the condition} The American likes excitement and of mind where they prefer peace to} violence, but his manners and habits ‘There are a bunch of admirals who|trade, there will always be danger of|are very gentle. American politeness ought to be court-martialed for their)war. My answer to that is “Don’t|is genuine.—Gertrude Stein. * (Copyright, 1935, John F. Dille Co.) children to live, not die, for their|come through the evolution of hus Vi country. Astor. Harriman. there’ is tee ate tasted trade.”-Admiral ‘Sims. Use of metal connectors made possible the} he rare sue saved Detween the senate floor Ww Seenry Bavesiok rman sash Leica Py * * hag If and when I decide to pick up a construction of huge buildings from wood, but] and the house—if the supreme court doesn't slip | guns, tare ond smal, were Beng s+ * The New Deal has forgotten that|husbend, I'l make the announcements * A coup de grace m id fe ‘We women seek to raise the moral] gradual development is the law of|myself and I won't be bashful about before the idea could take hold the steel industry The only fellow who showed up as s bright boy in|0f the interior, after President Roose-| ing and standing of mankind and teach our|life and that great changes should|it--Mae West. velt asked for his $4,860,000,000 work relief fund, he remarked laconically to newspapermen at a press confer- ence: “I've known for a long time I'm not loved with the fervor to which I think I am entitled. If a man worked hard at it, he couldn’t ii i the whole performance Senator Clark—who has had obtained complete domination of the field in : Silent tanh reetiet i “ plied Sedeered this country. The invention languished in| the party with the sharpest knife. America but found ready acceptance abroad. ees brine Aki canis The largest convention hall in the world, built Certain Old Guard Republicans on Capitol Hill are in is mi wood. secretly spreading the idea that Al Smith might be a Bee uy te mindesot: Wood good presidential candidate on a 1936 “fusion” ticket. Recently, however, the connectors “came One i Congressman Walter Andrews of New York, whole bigger lst of enemies than 1” La) ” jy | Often reflect WS O! was jan wi home” and now, more than 20 years after their| vorth. “Meanwhile, some of Alt closest trisnds were coy | some: merabere of congieas were’ dn HERE TODAY to a stop but left the motor fdling.| at the hotel where he met her invention and 15 years after they came into they're willing to bet F. D. won't be renominsted. .- |turved over the fact that the Presi te GRORGE DRINGOLD, dads her | He turned around to face her with igs nm Le Seat i Secret anc! na Wi axe|/dent might select. Ickes to adminis- a, wa friendly grin. want to trust common use abroad, America is giving them a] Cifety lobbying for and against her proposal reget m4 ee cee Se catlar nina: qARNIS TAPP. 9 stranger, ofers | “Trouble?” he asked. :jthe name of the hotel, ma'am, I trial. new labor disputes machinery Wagner seeks under her| Since that time Ickes has re- a benaty, shop where she “I don’t know,” she said. “My|wouldn’t .. .” A radio station tower has been built in the] {parent Wagner has sent his secretary around to/quested congress to give him an taker bar howe intredocine ter | (riend wasn’t where he was sup} She shook her head and said, i i 1 to ‘4 ine} house labor committee members, while Miss Perkins | assistant at a salary of $10,000 a year se Als sceseary. She meets |DOved to be and someone became/“It isn't that, but this is one of | east, engineers claiming that it creates less in-| works through Assistant Secretary Ed McGrady, ex-A.|who will bear the title of under- Happ’s con, NORMAN: his step- | very offensive.’ those cases where what you don’t | tarforence than a stel tower, and one of the| Patt Stee anaemens ane Bay made i retary oft rr The nai ties DE, SSUES "ET | po tate ties Stated |r canes ve in tae nn | og a fell in line with the idea readily. + VERA DUCHENE, Mrs. | DOD . iver to the infor. | buildings to be constructed in North Dakota| which sessidind yablacks the administration, The hou eae at iia, but on = ae FS Bs ead do that be mation i want ee have meats | 5 , a > a Service, Inc. secon » overwhelmingly cause on force.” won’ enough get you \ for the CCC will be put together with these con: _ |sareed the mysterious “woman im black | CAD O orc gpin cae trouble tte tha cercoe partion | nectors, use being limited to three different a a ear ee “Yes.” se al should ask you questions.” } : : eprinted to ‘3 e: han | types which have been patented by @ subsidiary With Other maw whet Laine sings takideasec “***: | <Treis,$e couldn't be helped, but| closed ‘about the ill Millicent of the National Lumber Manufacturers’ asso- We may of eantitigent and Korman teare the | under the circumstances I wouldn't] handed him. ciation which is seeking to stimulate their use. DITORS mee Bee miso bel Se PHYLLIS waul- want you to pao em aioe “Ma’am,” he said, hes wrong The significant thing about the story is that! || them | lecast to those uttered « few months Bitar Pacis, Socks: Pi caasaecoasabrtajcagaa euseses| Raw eas aber cnea exaiten trots it throws an entirely new light on the American "|ago. Democrats who had criticized shortage of 9200,000 in man’s features. “Well, now, in the hot place, and they couldn't i 4 safe The Processing Tax him sharply before went out of their o"Siillicent an@ Norman leave ane |1'™ not making any admissions bat | get anything from me.” spirit of progress, its Meg i to adopt new es (Prairie Farmer) way to eens conan ee later geture, | Korman, ‘gees tm | if these Liner oe nibs aged ie don’t understand,” she said. things, and our vaunted efficiency. him iibrsirespeleony ironed pepe eearitl, Boge cices nounced they would resist his re- Millicent enters. ‘The plase te ts | menue fapghaiatsricepres comprehension filled ; A agains price J tariff pro wild disorder, A man whe might such @ surprise to} coun! If, as the engineers seem to agree, the tim-|the manufacturer. The consumer pays the bill in both | West either kept silent or went along Re te a. policeman ‘comes to ‘em as you'd think.” He chuckled] “Oh, I see. You mean the copa ber connectors are better and cheaper than old-|°M*5, . 1. ser as found from sad ex cw Hiockeawe chen cecepee, Reaning bi aioe ueepees (Gkebiae en oe hae ee fashioned construction, the only thing which |taritt on commodities of which he produces an export en arcana = pees | nat pon ean do,” Millicent’ eaid:|1 was just a little dumb, Don't pare: 3 ii | Surplus does not ip price. So he devised the = NOW GO ON WITH THE STORY “What Miss’ r. Playing * Sitingusee “ a peer gone tee The ice 19th tometer the mn MMLICENT dached down the blag oe te rot wi me wlan pri consumer, as I went into that apartment house| you want me to wait there?” t their habits or to learn about new methods. | 4088. The proceeds from the provessing tax, which are stairs ag fast a8 her fect could ana how long I was gone.” “Well,” she said slowly, “perhaps Pee Se Ho enone, ate se LTiee High amen aed eo carry her. [oda pad iy by sod “You you want me to|halfan hour, or...” i} - Sigua a apmanigsiaee of their products. on the run, pushec open door z § Yes, and Proud of It Farmers, especially in the north, have voted for tar- ‘apartment house, and spriat-| swear that you wasn't in there very Pe P One of the habits of America’s “intelligentsia” is} iffs for years atin getting much out of them. They Seen the strip of Srl be-| long?” ¢6AAKH it an hour,” he said. $o refer to the middle west as America’s “Bible belt.” | Know all the high-tariff arguments, All those arguments tween ber end tne. taxieah me autor 0, sastiian taet|hegpen, Til pats It an Deer toa iver saw ‘They do it with a sneer, unmindful that the bible | SPP to the processing tax just the same as they do to Tee sab ative: oer Dee comes Te ie tah, tab UaeT tale Tolene Nae ee {s not only @ book of spiritual inspiration but great Ut-| The consumer has no reason to complain about the wee eine ooen od the mootor, and | there very long and I'd like to have| the bell on every apartment in the |’} erature. The story of the creation of the world as con- | processing tax as long as he stands for the tariff. In held the clutch down with his foot.| 70% remember it just that way.” buflding and tell them that I had . . tained in the Bible, for example, is one of the finest | fact, the processing tax lets him off easy. On the basis r As Millicent fumped into the cab’ wees enim test west ta. the balid. | | pleces of reporting on record. Hoge eee: the fies ot Pepieciner, $e peneeaion fas 00 IRIE MMEIRIA he slammed the door shut and let|¢<)\fA’AM,” he said gallantly, “you|ing some place and left without : ‘That the middle west deserves the appellation is| ton about 30% and on corn 6G on et 17+ OB COt> ATUINTE the cluteb ta, all tn one motion, 2 aoe oe flemonstrated by figures recently compiled by the] How does that compare with tariff rates? ‘The tariff lu} Peace scomed to Millicent that the car|so help me, I don’t think it could) _OOb, could yon American Bible society. This organization, which in| on bushel baskets is 15%, milk cans 35%, kitchen cabinets ISICIAIL IM fairly leapt forward, throwing her| have been over 30 seconds later se 1934 distributed 7,517,548 Bibles or parts of Bibles in ing sets 35%, household furniture 40%, EJAISIE(D| MAL-GEN. bee ee ae that you ome (epg gm ae fre told. be. "| 148 tenguages and dialects and more than 40 countries, | Gufy on flax is 66 conte a bushel, with: tue farce Daye Weert: driver negotiated the corner and) ute at the cutzide.” right in front of that house 90 if Seports that its American distribution was greatest in | ing $1.25 a gallon for oil. The farmer is learning ¥ skidded into the side street. Mil-| “No,” she told him, smiling.| your friend should come out he'll the middle west, more than a million books having been | but he is still modest in what he asks for. ABBE Hicent felt as helpless as a kernel | “You're just a little bit optimistic. | know I am in looking for him.” pent out of its Chicago office alone. ‘The pocessing tax on flour is 70 cents; the tariff is Al of popcorn in a hopper on a hot| You don’t need to go that strong.| “Oh, that would be just wonder: Altogether, since the society began operations in | $1.0 The processing tax on a dollar work shirt is 3% lolole| UR ‘atove, I think perhaps I was in there| ful,” Millicent said, “Only be care Qegae ’ tal of cents; the tariff is 37% cents. The tariff on a pound GIRIETE 7 She saw the broad shoulders of | three or four minutes.” ful. Be very, very careful.” | | 1816, 'e total of 262,000,000 volumes has been placed in the | of cigarettes is over $4.50; the processing tax is 42 cents. te TALIEA back “as long as that?” he asked in| “How carefult he asked. \ fhands of readers, a large number of them in America Behind the tariff wall the manufacturers can get ei On toe ce tr eae ce ot ins] surprise that was either genuine or “My friend seems to have . fnd, presumably, a heavy proportion of the American | together and contol production so as to maintain prices 34To immerse, 57 Total. 50 Starch. pelea the throttle, pushing it|Temarkably well simulated. disappeared somewhere in that Faia went to the “bible belt.” at @ level that is satisfactory to them. With the help of 4 poor ed “I think so. I had to take an| building” a $6 Her fs 59 Notched like place. 52 To revolve, down clear to the floor boards, but, Readers of the Bible, while they are getting no a eters medigap ng sy ogi 8. president. a saw. ly. 64 Sea eagle. fas she looked back through the rear | levator to the third floor, go to| The cab driver opened a pocket hot cha” Uterature, certainly have nothing to be| processing tax, manufecturers have done with the help| 37Lavmen. | 64Money =” SE Broach. window of the cab, it seomed to | 59 0Ptro'gairn and I waa talking | blg wrench and alippod ft ep his pshamed of. Presumably most of them get spiritual| of the tariff for so long that it has come to be a matter| 39 Toward. cherie. BE Masia! note, her that they were barely crawling | iit" (ut “man I was telling you! sleeve, = ‘ strength and consolation. Those who do not get the|f course. Certainly industry has no excuse for criticiz- 40 Tow boat. 66 Inlet. 60 To tear along, so great was her panic and min ” Yam,” he said, “i . Pe ing the processing tax or the agricultural adjustment act.| 42 Thin. 68 Beast. . stitches. so keen her desire to get away |*bout for perhaps « minute or so."| | “Ma'am he sald, “it they bop finest examples of Eng! ting the world can pro- | what we are doing we learned from them. 45 Street boy. 69She recently 7P 61 Wine vessel from the neighborhood. PL el hil lag ey pre endl blag dil duce. Middlemen who handle and transport and process farm} 47 Stain. made a trip 62 Sailor. All sorts of ‘visions floated| Pocan, pale yg id Bhs tumbled With the dee ent | Bible belt? ‘Yes. And proud of it, let the cynics| products are the bitterest opponents of the processing tax.| 49 Bone. to —. 10 Legal rule. 63 Deer. through her tortured mind and abe | Probably three mt rou might e door eatch sneer as they may. ‘What they are opposed to is not the tax, but the re-] 51 Kettle. 70 She lives at 11 Circularly. 65 Alleged force. heard, troaa a great distance, the | (72, make St fear at the outside, and the driver reached out and : duction in Broduction which it makes possible. They| $3 Certain. eee Lariat knot. 67 Exclamation. " ecb aetnar cavtag Thay ng that's stretching it to the lm a ee out here?” he ‘ ‘i make their money from volume. They bitterly it Diouming te ens wish ianed during o| tf go ny he andy coating hen THR tet ter nvr outs tol pgp ia tue tt Tewast| “Sfeu_I dont want to go bck e wi farmer be are wi - eenk at Wi bere oe ae he fails to raise bumper crops for them to haul aod hans get sufficient control of herself to/ want to be connected with. It hap | and I want you to get started.” meeting fasbington Navaj trust her voice. about nutes before mile, ‘Tribal Council and federal officials, Indian Commission |“° $d ie ah XN NF pales - . | Bened Just about 10m He gave her a tipped his en Seog, we oper seas wel PET TT TTT PTT [| | Stores, on rn, |Pioe ce sgt si aa aes @ John Collier “the Indian offjce men | processing tax by telling him that it all comes off his AS He slowed the car slightly, “Oh, shucks,” he said. “I won't|“On my way,” he ‘and women learned from the Navajos st least as much | Price—that the government is taking money out of one et Ba Ba\aee flashed ber a quick giance over bis! have to stretch it at all because| She watched the tail of the 4 as the Navajos learned from them. Perhaps they learn- | 0! his pockets to put it in the other. There is a little SS shoulder and said, “That's the way | you really weren't in there any 10| cab, her lips upturned in a half ‘ed more.” yathaa vat Dot Ne ae, eeaeeeres ene sae Tage Se Nie. Wee 7on cee minutes.” smile. Fargas this man and 3 processing of farmer's price so as there on run I figured! pnet's what I want sensed it depend upon The same thing is true of the rest of us in any | make him sick of it. When markets are glutted they can : : Sos qaceel oo wakes oak ts| ones J 7S 00 te petdealy “too cena fontact with a simple people. If we listen with a sym-|do that to a degree. But as production control becomes NY | | and boy, oh boy! did I make it! “That's swell,” he sald. “I re-| eves into focus upon a couple who pathetic ear or see with an understanding eye, we can sreectlyg and sancket sullen aie Fetes, Ce GiErER, 5 S WW? i | el Bk member that, easy.” bad rounded the corner and startec 3 earn as much from the untutored with whom | *¢ fol the farmer pays the tax. ears, but cash. He Ba ~N |_ GHB leaned forward, realising} “Now,” sho sald, “rd ike to| walking toward her. fwe come in contact as from the widely-traveled or| will never make any money out of the tears that are shed | | TN | that this cab driver would be | have you do something else for} A moment she stared with wide, hhighly educated. for him. He will only make money by working together YX i come either @ dangerous witness | me.’ ineredulous eyes. Then, with an : 4 child, for example, frequently strips an issue to| in an organized way, and by backing up those members 7 SX Spies et, or an taraleanie aly. fede who | wemmation of quick diemay, she 4 Sts essentials with less difficulty than an adult whose | 0° congress and ee Who ery ern SRS SS eh ee tec. Panlwact a tomer” me pgp Nira Apia a oad ‘$aind has learned the habits of complexity. ‘i ia to the curb bere for a moment. ” ‘ realized it was too late. The tail » Ke _ nm this particular instance, however, one doubts that It seems a waste of money for the government to T want to talk with you.” Millicent took a bill. from her| light slid around the corner even fs what the commissioner had in mind. More | transplant the Ozark hill billies when all they need is “There's @ garage there, ma’am | purse. like to have you drop|as she watched. he and his aides were in the position of the | few stringed instruments and fare to the big city. T’@ better swing sround the cor-| me off here, turn around and gc| A dark doorway was at her el- feity “greenhorn” on a visit to the country. Who should eee og back to that apartment house.| bow. Millicent jumped into that know about the 1 blem better i sat” the. Ine Pennsylvania state police announce hitchhikers . will “That’s all right.” Wait in front of the door. If you ‘ay, her hand at her throat, ge rt saree e pe jailed or fined. In other words, thumbs down on He swung around the corner, ran | see my friend come out, tell him | the pulses poundirg in ber ears. poe }, They lve thumbs up. for p halt block, braked the car! that his party is waiting for him! (To Ba Comtipneg)