THE BISMARCK TRIBUNE, WEDNESDAY, FEBRUARY 21, 1934 THE GUMPS—ON THE ROCKS REALIZE THAT WE'D THERE'S THAT DOORBELL SELL EVERYTHING WE AGAIN= DON'T ANSWER IT THIS “TO PAY Al TIME, MILLIE= IT'S EITHER FIFTY THOUSAND DOLLARS | ie OY “TW GRACIOUS! Look AT ALL THE PEOPLE, OUT THERE To LISTEN To. YouR DETECTOR! NEAR 1492...AND She's PLUGGED IN... GIVE 1S SHE ALL SET, 1 GUESS THEY MUST'VE FRECKLES HEARD ‘THAT You WERE IN TOWN, PROFESSOR....I THOUGHT THIS WOULD [a BE A PRIVATE ‘ DEMONSTRATIOI THE NEWFANGLES (Mom'n Pop) WELL, JUDGE, TLL THINK WT OVER.OF COURSE,1™ QUT TO SELL FOR THE HIGHEST WELL ,UREPRESENT THE” | NATIONAL POWER COMPANY, TD LIKE To SEE You “Suppose I told the captain why I'm always late. It would sound silly.” Os By William | Tus Curious Wortb Ferguson a. Tee. Cg ii it i SALESMAN SAM LEave (T TO ME T PLAY SAFE, KITTY PLECE OF STRING To THeT KIO'S OTHER FIGER, SO'S HE'D REMEMBER WHY HE WENT Back Home! me = GEE! | DON'T KNow wHaT ( came Y WELL, Ya BETTER! aeTer 1 ALL (KIN REMENGER (IS GO Sack more THAT MY Ma TEO THIS STRING ON MY } @NO ENO OUT! FINGER SoS ( WoULON'T FERcET! e. THE . PLANET | JUPITER 2 HAS | MAE MOONS | FOUR OF WHICH ARE: SO LARGE THAT THEY HAVE @EEN SEEN i WITH THE NAKED eve/ EXCEPTIONAL EYESIGHT IS i NECESSARY FoR | SUCH A. FEAT, HOWEVER. aN DISTINGUISHED SERVICE BY PRESENTING THEM WITH PUFFED OUT! GORY, YALL POND LAN! WW SAY es WHEN 1 WAS YER SIZE ,1 WAS STA | WEARIN' KNEE BREECKES ,W'CURLS AN SITTIN’ WO A ISH CHAIR AN’ STANIN’ WOOORS ON RAINY DAYS «+. ME'S0 Y'THINNE NER A MAN A REAL HE-GUY, EH ? OUNER WENDELL HOLMES’ LITERARY WORK WAS ONLY A HOBBY / HIS LIFE ‘WORK WAS THAT OF A PHYSICIAN. BY WEA SERVICE, INC. AT THE MOVIES — Wheeler & Woolsey . Film Chock-Full of Girls of All Types. ‘Roman Scandals’ One Long Howl; Eddie’s Immense! Gentlemen who don't prefer blondes} ‘The very idea of Eddie Cantor get an even break with those who do - 5 in the RKO-Radio musical comedy,| CU'Ying madly about amid the de- “Hips, Hips, Hooray,” starring Bert) Cadent magnificence of ancient Rome Mibestet and ober! Woolsey, for this is so funny in itself that we found sparkling and zestful girl-and-melody | ourselves smiling in anticipation be- themed picture has plenty of blondes jore we hit the, Paramount ees and brunettcs, with even a few titian-| where “Roman Scandals,” the wild- tressed beauties for those who pre-| eyed comedian's latest Samuel Gold- fer the more fiery type. 5 ‘wyn screen musical for United Artists Chief among the blondes is the release began a four day run Monday. statuesquely beautiful comeditnne,| When we got there we unbent and Thelma Todd, who acts as the femi-|roared—and so will you—straight nine foil for Woolsey's energetic buf-| through the length of the funniest foonings. Thelma is aided by a score | picture Cantor has ever made. of Hollywood's most charming danc- | ing blondes in her efforts to keep the comedy star’s attention directed to- ward the flaxen-tressed clan. Ruth Etting and Dorothy Lee also | add their talents and lures to the| picture, managing between them to keep Bert Wheeler's romantic inclin- ations from straying too far from the fold. | Miss Etting !s declared to score an! outstanding hit in her presentation | of the popular song numbers, “Tired of | It All” and “Keep Romance Alive,” George S. Kaufman and Robert Sherwood, two of Broadway's ace comedy writers, turned out a story that is built around Cantor’s bright Particular brand of nit-wittedness and gives the diminutive star a million golden opportunities to do his stuff and do it up brown — not to men- tion black — for, of course, Eddie gets his inevitable chance to apply the burnt cork for a sequence. Al Dubin, Harry Warren and L. Wolfe Gilbert wrote some swell song numbers for the picture and Eddie's “Keep Young and Beautiful,” “Build ZA ALLEY OOP AWRIGHT, YOU GUYS- WE GOT TH GRAND WIZER CHARGED we GRAND WIZER- WE CHARGE YOU WITH WAAT ARE YA ASKIN’ HIM, THAT FOR? THAT'S FOR by Bert Kalmar and Harry Ruby. | Direction of “Hips, Hips, Hooray” is by | a Little Home” and “Tax on Love,” Mark Sandrich, and the spectacular | and the plaintive lament “No More dance sequences were staged by Dave | Love” Ruth Etting sings in the sump- WITH’ HIGH TREASON! WE'RE GONNA GIVE HIM A FAIR TRIAL! OMAN WILL PRESENT TH' EVIDENCE WE GOT AGAINST HIM, AN'WUGGY-WOO WILL GIVE US TH WIZER'S AIDING AN' ABETTING A PRISONER TO ESCAPE; ASSISTING IN TH ESCAPE OF TH’ PRINCE: Gould. At the Capitol Theatre to- night and Thursday. | The great breed of hornless cattle | known as “polled Herefords” was founded when, in 1889, on a Kansas/| farm, Mother Nature neglected to grow horns on a Hereford calf. Many leaf-hoppers wear curious disguises which serve as a protection against being eaten by birds. A glass may sometimes be broken by ‘swiking a loud sound of its own keynote nearby. Otilpmunks can sing better than tuous Slave Market scene, which has been magnificently staged, will stick in your head for weeks after you've seen the picture. These are bound to be hits. Humming birds make the flight over the Gulf of Mexico in a single night. These birds range as far north as Canada ‘in the summer months, but at the touch of autumn weather they start for their winter home in Central America. Bees dance on returning to the hive after a successful honey-gather- ing trip. This curious demonstration is believed to be a signal to the other workers. SIDE OF TH CASE.TH REST OF YOU LISTEN TO’ BOTH SIDES! IT's UP TO YOU To DE- CIDE WHETHER HE'S GUILTY, AS CHARGED, OR NOT I Witt BE JUDGES, 5 LET'S GIT GOIN’! SSAULT WITH INTENT TO DO GREAT LY HARM TO, tH’ PERSON OF A CHEN yOu Kiem We WERE Soe NI LOOKING FOR YOU- HIM TO KNOW, AND YOU To FIND OUTS,