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" r The Bismarck Tribune An Independent Newspaper THE STATE'S OLDEST NEWSPAPER (Established 1873) _ EN haan een Published by The Bismarck Trib- uné Company, Bismarck, N. D., and entered at the postoffice at Bismarck a8 second class mail matter. GEORGE D. MANN President and Publisher Subscription Rates Payable in Advance Daily by carrier, per year ... ely Dakota, per year Weekly by mail in ‘year Member of Audit Bureau of Circulation Member of The Associated Press The Associated Press is exclusively entitled to the use for republication of all news dispatches credited to it or not otherwise credited in this newspaper and also the local news of spontaneous origin published herein. All rights of republication of all other matter herein are also reserved. Graduation Season Ends ‘This year’s graduation season nears its close in a much more cheerful at- mosphere than most of us had hoped for, Our local hospitals have grad- uated their nursing classes for this year; country schools have largely held their commencements; Bismarck high school said “bon voyage” to its class of 1933 on Thursday evening and the exercises at St. Mary’s paro- chial school will end the festivities. 'To all of these young people every true American wishes the best of good fortune, a stout heart and the inner stamina which contributes largely to success. He wishes for them the abil- ity to remould this sphere on which ‘we live to make it # better place. He girl than the meeting in Bismarck of Girl Scout leaders from this and neighboring states. Their methods of operation copied largely after the very successful Boy Scout movement, the aims of girl scouting are essentially the same as of boy scouting, to improve the hu- man material at hand, to guide the young and impressionable mind in the right direction, provide clean fun and healthful exercise for the grow- ing body. Underlying these direct aims are those of a secondary but not less important nature. To make sure that every girl has opportunity to acquire womanly ideals, to keep girls out of mischief, out of the police courts and to give helpful advice on the many dangers which confront every young woman. Success is gained when the girl scouts have contributed to the de- velopment of a woman who has an understanding of the world in which She lives without knowing too much about it; who can live with her sis- ters in comradeship and amity, who has learned that peace and happiness can be built on friendship, love and service. Such women make good mothers, good workers and good citizens. The Girl Scout organization is to be congratulated for its part in the development of better facilities and better opportunities for girls in this Tegion. It is entitled to the whole- hearted support of the public at large. A Prophet of Doom It is a little reassuring, somehow, to read that a London business man is going about the British Isles try- ing to convince people that the world is going to come to an end on June Did V'HEAR” Hue TELL THAT’ wuHorPeR ABour { HANIA’ FLYIN” MACHINES, ETC? WEE, HYEH If ACHAWTOF ToRAccY HE'S. A ESCAPED, 12, These dire prophecies of doom always appear in troublous times; to hear this one is to realize that our Present difficulties will eventually get Solved, just as past ones were. This Londoner is said to be spend- realizes that this is not the best pos- sible world. Soon we will find these young peo- ple as both associates and competi- tors in the pursuits of life. They have a place to make and the world must make @ place for them. Other- wise they would be relegated to a human scrapheap about which no sturdy young American should have personal knowledge. ‘There have been easier times, 80 far as graduates .are concerned. ‘Things are improving but they have not yet approached the point where the demand for labor exceeds the supply. In short, jobs still are hard to get and many young men and ‘women are going to find that out by traveling the road of experience. Hence the need for the stout heart. Those who possess it will keep in mind the fact that now, as never be- fore, persistence eventually wins suc- cess. They will not be unduly dis- couraged at possible rebuffs or initial failures, and soon they will-find that they have been absorbed into the commercial and professional com- munity, gradually losing their iden- tity as beginners as they acquire ex- perience and competence. And then, the first thing they know, they will be oldsters, extending @ helping hand to younger folks who, are following in their footsteps. Orators are fond of telling grad- uates that this event marks a turn- ing point of life, and this is unques- tionably true. But in a larger sense it is just @ part of life and one which diminishes in importgnce to the in- dividual with the passage of the years. Many a trunk holds a sheep- skin which once was highly prized. And so, without thought of being “pollyannaish” we wish for our grad- uates of 1933 a happy life and a full one with the joys outweighing the disappointments. 5 Best Foot Forward Enthusiastic over the prospects for ® successful convention here - next week of Lions from three northwest states and two Canadian provinces, a member of the local Lions club calls The Tribune and inquires: “I wonder if it wouldn’t be a good thing to ask the people of Bismarck to have their places all fixed up for our convention?” It would be and we are doing it. Nothing will do more to make a good impression upon our visitors than the sight of freshly mown jJawns, well-kept home grounds, clean streets and the score of other in- cidentals which contribute to munic- ipal beauty. For visitors to this and other con- ventions to carry away with them a Picture of Bismarck as a beautiful eity is important. In the long run it will do more to spread the fame of Bismarck in this area than some of the more spectacular achievements of which we boast. The Lions will come at a good sea- son for us to make an excellent im- pression. White spirea are cascading across the lawns in inimitable grace and beauty. Lilacs still are in bloom and the tulips are fading only to have early peonies take their places. Yes, Bismarck is beautiful in June and all of us should do our best to help the Lions show it off to advan- tage. The members of this club strove mightily to bring the convention here ‘and feve made careful preparations to insure its success. The least the rest of us can do is to put our best foot forward. 1 Scouting Grows Girl Nothing provides better illustration of the strides made by the modern ing $5,000 a week on his self-appoint- ed mission—he is, it should be added, @ wealthy chap. He has made hun- dreds of converts, many of whom are rapidly giving away all they own in order to be ready for the great day. It might be possible, of course, to read an unpleasant omen into the fact that the date this man hap chosen for the end of all things is also the date on which the world eco- nomic conference is to convene. If that conference fails, the Prophecy might come uncomfortably close to fulfillment. ~- A Ha Ex-Kii Ex-King Futinana i eetiniiel who lost his throne because he got his country into the World War on the wrong éide, is living in Nairobi, East Africa, these days, and is enjoy- ing life hugely. From childhood he had read books about African explor- ers, and he always wanted to go where they had gone and see the things they had seen; but being a king never left him time for such fruitless pursuits, Now, as an ex-king, he is doing Just what he always wanted to do. He recently finished a 3,000-mile trip through the interior; presently he will start out on another one. He Probably wouldn't go back to the Toyal palace if all of Europe begged him to, Being @ king, evidently, isn't all that it's cracked up to be. Ferdinand apparently blesses the day that de- prived him of his crown, (a Intelligence is very much the knack of knowing where to find out what one does not know. Editorial Comment Editorials printed below show the trend of thought by other editors. They are published without regard to whether they agree or disagree with The Tribune's policies, Making Political Football of District Courts (Hazelton Independent) District Judge Wm. H. Hutchinson ot LaMoure, N .D., was a visitor in the village last Saturday. He said he was not worrying much about the recall Proceedings, it being so utterly unjust that he did not believe folks would take it seriously enough to spend some $30,000 of the taxpayer's money for @ special election; but if it did de- velop he would fight to the finish, and abide by the result gracefully—because one thing they could not take away from him was his self-respect. He stated, also that'the leaders of the re- call movement had deliberately misled the delegates to the meeting held a short time ago, and had they stated the facts in the case, not a man pres- ent would have voted in favor of the recall. ‘The case upon which the leaders based their grounds for recall was one in which the Judge had absolutely no Part. The true facts being that the county commissioners had sold a farm for back taxes. Then the original own- er wished to repossess the land and came into Judge Hutchinson's court to try the case. According to law, be- fore they can try a case of this kind the original owner must make a de- Posit with the treasurer for the amount of taxes for which the land was sold. They had not made the de- Posit and the judge placed the case at the end of the calendar to give them time. When court was over they stiil had not made the deposit, and asked for 30 days time, which was given. At the end of the thirty days no deposit had yet been made and they were given an additional 60 days—and when the sixty days was up they had still not made the required deposit, and of course the case could not be tried. That, in a nutshell, is a history of editor. The petitions have been circulat in this community, it is understodd, THERE SHE, © 1S BOYS ALL BUILT IN, AYHUNORED, mXEARS — WHAT | DONou THINK! TOR cuicado? x TOON IT. ‘BELIEVE YOU; [STRANGER ANE DON'T WANT To HEARN ANY MORE gh BP 4 FOF NER YARNS EX) Bed IF WE COULD ONLY, TAKE A CANOE BACK ACROSS THE RIVER TO HE'SAYS THEeYS , Four, MAILLION | 1 {pEopLe [HEceAsoUTS. THATS 7MOR! EN THex (Ss WEST O' Tu! ALLEGHANY PERSONAL HEALTH SERVICE By William Brady, M. D. Signed letters pertaining to personal health and hygiene, not to disease diagnosis, or treatment, will be answered by Dr. Brady if a stamped, self-addressed envelope is enclosed. Letters should be brief and written in ink. No reply can be made to queries not conforming to instructions. Address Dr. William Brady, in care of this newspaper. THE TWENTY FIVE HUNDRED DOLLAR BABY A newspaper editor who comes as near being a friend of the conduc- tor’s as is possible in the circum- stances, had another baby a while ago and, as a mark of esteem as well as for the benefit of our readers, we permitted her to give the low down about the event ay an ow ta skipped it, perhaps ing not quite proper reading, I'll say this professional woman set a fine ex- ample for a lot of sisters by (a) re- maining at home for the delivery of her baby, (b) engaging the family doctor as obstetrician and paying him $35, his ordinary fee, (c) engag- ing a nurse for two weeks at $35 @ week, and (d) providing the necessary articles together with clothes for the baby at a total cost of $3.59 (she made most of the things herself, or used old things given by friends or made over clothes cast off by an older child). The editor now has a choice A-No. 1 baby. ‘Well, this report naturally upset some of the sob sisters, if you know vised by his family or regular physi- cian that it is necessary is a plain what I can’t call him in print, or a snob, usually both. QUESTIONS AND ANSWERS Haliver Oil in Summer Is it all right to take cod liver oll during the summer months? (J. A. P.) Answer — Yes, if you dont’ mind. Halibut liver oil is even better as a vitamin carrier and should be cheap- er. Save the Children Your opinion of Toxin-Antitoxin as prescribed for school children en masse. (C. M. G.) Answer — By all means give every child the benefit of this great prophy- lactic against diphtheria before the child enters school. One Drink Is Drunk Here's a bit of news that should in- terest you. Please comment on it. (QM. McL.) Answer—Mr. McL. incloses a clip- ping which tells of a St..Paul mu- nicipal court judge ruling that it takes only one drink to make an antomobile driver drunk. Whatever “drunk” may mean within the Minnesota statute law. Scientifically, physiologically, it takes only one drink to make a safe driver unsafe. In other words a glass of beer or wine slows reaction time ‘measurably and that accounts for many automobile accidents. what I mean. If you don't, listen? Dear Dr. Brady: Here is the other side of that story you printed on the Cost of the Editor's Baby. . « Ifiol- lowed all the instructions of the doctor. . . . I only wanted that baby. Well, I had the baby at one of the begt hospitals in (a large (Copyright 1933, John F. Dille Co.) city), also a leading specialist... “ as well as day and night nurse for m2 | tive weeks . . . instrumental de- Barbs 5 | Pen ni, livery ... returned in six months | for repair operation, also infection from a hypo... day and night nurse again for four weeks. . . Cost of baby? $275 to obstetri- cian, $150 to surgeon for operation. Each nurse $9 a day plus $1.50 a day for her board. Other hospital fees, rooms, etc., and an extra girl to do housework for a year... Total about $2,500—and we had counted on $500. [ Chicago's Mayor Kelly fired @ can- non in a celebration incident to busi- ness revival. Well, that certainly should have produced a boom. ee * If J. P. Morgan ever had to retire from the banking business, he doubt- But we have a lovely daughter Had this mother added to her final remark a few more words I'd feel some hope that she will not be such HORIZONTAL ~ ANSWER TO. PR! a mark next time. But she did not Of what coun- say the lovely daughter is worth all ry wae Eran the alleged grievance as given to the but as far as is known, not many cis Joseph I she cost. I know of several excellent physi- cians in various parts of the country who attend their own patients in confinement for a minimum fee of $35, and the best physicians every- where accept an average of $50 for uncomplicated cases. In my judgment it is merely a de- sire to show off, to put on airs, to keep up with the Jonese, that makes @ lot of snob sisters run to obstetric specialists and baby specialists, and fancy day, night and special nurses, and all the rest of the hokum that these ritzy so called hospitals market to the gullible population. Mind, I am not implying that obstetric or baby specialists, special nurses, and the like are never needed. I merely say that, in my opinion, anyone who engages the attendance of these ex- pensive servants without being ad- iLLICOSE | Gaipaaatil were obtained. i emperor? GA surety. 1a King of thi mouth. 19To make into a law. 21 Solitary. 33 An automaton. 24 Re 25 48 To ain, 49 Endowed 59 Chimpan: impansee, 61 Component. €23 Defteiency in less could make a big success as an income tax consultant. * * # In view of the bicycle-riding craze that now grips Hollywood, we may expect that movie actresses will soon be competing with the farmers in the raising of fat calves, * * * Nine kinds of water are now known to scientists, reports Dr. David Dietz, science writer. Many more, however, are known to Wall Street stock ibis France has just honored Adolph Sax, who invented the saxophone in 1846. Verily, the evil that men do lives after them. (Copyright, 1933, NEA Service, Inc.) IN | NEW | YORK By PAUL HARRISON New York, June 3—Midnight meanderings: Eddie Cantor and Irv- ing Berlin are the glummest looking People on Broadway, and with the least to worry about... Ruddy Vallee, too, always looks sad about something, though he isn’t even after his marital split. ... In pleasant contrast is Sam Jaffe, the Kringelein of the stage ver- sion of “Grand Hotel.” Always grin- ning. Jaffe, incidentally could double for Harpo Marx. . . In Lindy’s, a group of moyie executives roaring over the experience of one of them. Seems he had the idea of theater ushers passing cough drops to coughing pa- trons, and it worked all right un- til the kids caught on. Then they stopped the show with their determ- ined hacking. .. . Helen Morgan, out of the limelight fot a long time now, is making things brighter for the Embassy Club, which should be just about the brightest spot in town. .. And Broadway's talking about “Char- mel,” of last season’s Follies Bergere, who sings oh-so-sophisticated songs on the St. Regis roof... For a dollar QUESTION 7 Father. 8 Poem, |» 9Goddess of the 1 watery deep. -<10'To gaze fixedly, 1LTo keep. 13 Taunt, 16 Arch ‘parts. ;17 Attle room, 718 Harbor, 20 Heavenly, 23 Lot of pa 20'To adheres 40 Uncooked, quantity of blood. VERTICAL errr \@an CEE & week nights the Park Central's Co. coanut Grove serves all the beer and Giggle ale you want. ... A white-hair- ed but youthful looking man, with Joan Castle at the Surf Club, turns out to be Mack Sennett. And at the next table is the perennial Fanny Ward, done ee bows. BURLESQUE MOURNS A shroud, in the form of @ curt order from New York's license com- missioner, has been cast over the doors of the houses of burlesque. “No more strip acts,” said the commis- sioner. “No more business,” said the burlyque managers resignedly. But: as they have done periodically for years, they dug more tawdry costumes out of musty wardrobes, and the shows are going on, stripped of strip- Pers. Meanwhile, the night club chor- uses carry on undisturbed, still stripped to a eed Nu of costume. * VILLAGE GOSSIP Among the Greenwich Villagers: Lee Chumley’s, on Bedford Street, is chummy—and famed for its Bohemian. clientele. No entertainment; just chatter, and bridge in the afternoons. Walls are gayly decorated with jack- ets from the books written by people who go there... . El Flamenco, bull- fighter murals and all, has been bought and reopened by the Spanish songster, Trini. .. Best Spanish place of the moment, though, is El Chico,, on Sheridan Square, where Consuelo Moreno taps spiked heels and the gourd rattler accents stirring rhy- thms. . . The Village Barn—a place to take your Aunt Minnie. But good vittles fer city slickers, and good fun, with Sheriff Joseph Meadows bossing square dances, some strictly clean en- tertainment, and rustic atmosphere that includes milk cans, sets of har- ness, wagon wheels and carriage lamps. Incidentally, this is about the only night club Edsel Ford ever visits when he comes to town. The establishment, by the way, is actually built over a stream—Min- etta creek, which runs through Man- hattan Island. It’s all underground now, of coursey and has been prac- tically unheard of for many genera- tions. But it has caused no end-of bother, and millions of dollars of ex- pense, to builders and subway engin- eers who have tried in vain to dam it. Go out behind the night club's kitch- en, lift an iron trap door, and there’s Minetta creek—still flowing to the sea, still burbling a little song about the days when brooks were clear and clean and free. ~ Forty thousand couples a year are married in London. MAKE-BELIEVE” Copyright, 1930, Orphaned by the death of her ents, beautiful and vivacious ary Lou Thurston lives with her aunt and uncle, Clara and Howard Sanderson, and takes care of Billy, heir s When Sanderson and his wife go abroad, leaving Bil with his grandmother, Mary Lou is left on her own. Larry sree young newspaper reporter Mi Lou's pal, finds an ad in ought. Mary Lou arrives at the stately Lorimer mansion in Connecticut and erviewed by the charming Mrs. Lorrimer. Mary Lou is bitterly disappointed to learn the semi-invalid is Mrs. Lortimer’s son, Travers, and the ad should have read “male” com- panion. Travers, shell-shocked. in the war, and suffering from an- other sad exp ce, is listless, almost a recluse. As Mary Lou prepares to leave, Travers enters the room. ‘He rushes to Mary Lou, takes her in his arms and calls her “Delight and “wite.” Over- wrought when she does not re- persuades Mary Lou to remain until the doctor arrives. Mary Lou tealizes Travers has mistaken her for some other girl named “De- light,” and tries to fathom the mystery. CHAPTER XI. HE ate with her eyes as well as her mouth. The linen was lovely, the crystal and silver perfect, the luncheon service, in tones of brown and yellow, like an Autumnal scene, the prettiest she had ever seen. And she was al- most reluctant to ring for Peter at last, as he had asked her to do, and’ %o see him appear and carry the remnants away, while Hilda, def\: and silent, set the table back against the wall again. But Hilda had not been gone very long when Mrs. Lorrimer ap- peared. She went right to the couch and sat down beside Mary Lou, who, replete and comforted, was again attempting to read the magazine as her hostess entered. And so, sitting beside her, Mrs. Lorrimer took the girl’s two hands in her own and tried to smile. “Did you have enough? Are you all right?” she asked, anxiously. “y ought you'd be happier served up here in my special room than anywhere else. orri “I was happy, said ly, “‘and ev ing was lovely ‘but I do feel I am imposing.” ickly. “It 3 ocak a impoe: De on T must tell you.” ed down and icture of her son. down I told you, he is organically sound; George Bernard Shaw {s like a fly riding on the axle of a chariot wheel land exclaiming, “What a dust I raise!” — Frederic S. Anderson, 23, member of an American college de- dating team in England. xe * If I live to be a thousand years old, Tl stick in San Quentin rather than take anything except a full pardon or jexoneration. — Tom Mooney, noted convict. * * * As has been amply demonstrated in recent years, practical men are those who practice the errors of their fore- fathers — Dr. Robert M. Hutchins, president University of Chicago. xe *% Armaments create the very danger they are designed to avoid.—Norman H. Davis, U. 8. representative at Ge- neva. ee % ‘When hubby's pockets are choking Wins U. S. Post Over Protest His appointment as undersecre- tary of the treasury approved after protests in the Senate, Dean G. Acheson, above, is shown here as he took his new Dost. with greenbacks its easy for him to get into trouble, but when he’s nurs- ing a thin dime he’s more apt to be- have himself—Lee Winchester, Mem- phis (fenn.) divorce proctor. FLAPPER, FANNY SAYS: A lot of peaches find forbidden fruit the apple of their eye. Sy FAITH BALDWIN | 69 Feith Baldwin and taken prisoner. After the Armistice he returned home. He had not had an actual lapse of BELFAIR conta eis difficult to explain, he dig have for a time, for he remembered ly|very little while he was first in the G an hospital and later in the prison camp. His memory seemed to stop that last day of his leave. His wedding day.. He was married, he told us, in the af- ternoon and left directly after t! ceremony to go back to the front. Since his return home he re- called his journey to the front, his | the bi few days of service, his last flight, and his experience as a prit But he has a fixed idea. concerns itself with the girl we have not been able to trace. Noth- Distributed by King Features Syndicate, Ine. with fear lest you had gone; he demanded to see you to reassure himself. Peter and I got him to his room. Doctor Mathews, who has been our physician and close friend for many years, came im- mediately and, the situation ex- pained) gave him ‘a sleepin, ught and then stayed here wit me to discuss thi: i tion in which we And finally he has persuaded me that...” she stopped, and, to Mary Lou’s infinite pity and dis- comfort, the bright tears clouded e brown eyes and fell heavily on their clasped hands... “I—! don’t know how to ask it of you . -” she said, after a moment ut... everything dey it—my boy's health, his very life, his future. 235 ee ys Mary Lou ing else interests him; nothing touches him. I have moved heaven and earth to find her for him. But}. all to no avail.” Vords Without Reeords. “And you don’t think they were married?” asked Mary Lou, “ though he says so?” Mrs. Lorrimer made a weary lit- tle gesture. a “And before he “What am I to think?” sh asked, almost hopelessly. “He says so—but there are no records.” readful for him and for Lou, prnpeenrie’ hought of unknows Lorrimer’s beloved, thinking herealt “trom the | Rever he has simply lost all interest in | th Hfetvince be retorn from the ‘American girl “Mary Lou,” without ‘ceremony oe ou are the He He fell insanely ite with her | age she ‘and, apparently, she with him, 1 returned to the led her—or so he ” Mor 80 he says?” repeated Mary Lou, amazed. ~~ “Yes, We have been unable to find any record of the marriage any ee? of the sil, ae our You ae) shortly. after his return Would you stay. . Mary, ae 1d +? Could en stay ei ee “Pretend?” asked Mary Lou, low. “That you are the other +. the real ht?” imploged Mrs. Lorrimer. Lou stared at h ‘bl to believe her own enrol “You have lived abroad,” Mrs. Lorrimer reminded her hastily. “You...” she tried to le oe» “you fit the require- osnls, of the companion for whom we advertised. You are healthy, normal, active, cultured . sj “But—” asked Mary Lou—“pre- tend to be someone else... ? ee ae i a deeply. Mrs. Lorrimer’s color rose also. “I have spoken to Dr. Mathews about that phase of it,” she ad-. Nee “and ia hase ean Later, a consent, we abaut it baits a see re cy and make you ha; here,’ begged, Hpleadinely, “and I'd com- P*Mfary Lou said quick ou comfortab! PRST), TORY, We ys Bag nares we mi ra, smiled at the girl, feeling: her heart stir with hope. “You came, after all, for a position. I will pay you,” ahe said, “three hundred a month, your clothes and eas gp doling, bi the r of course, the few relatives I have, The servants have all been with me a long time and can be trusted. Sinc wers’—illness—I have » I see only my closest f: Te will bea visitor.” em yes “1