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et em ee __THE BISMARCK TRIBUNE, THURSDAY, FEBRUARY 9, 1938 Bismarck Tribune|™2**! 24 physical peculiarities, Ne ‘common and rare, which divide hu- manity into numerous types and be- ings, are now believed to be regulat- ed by the ductless glands. blished ismare! “What are these ductless glands, larceny, isiviharck,, N. D. en-|Which exercise so important an in- at the postoffice at Bismarck as/fluence upon the human economy? Class mail matter. First, it must be understood that a rgasits ona baruma?, gland is an organ whose duty it is to manufacture @ substance contributing Bubscription Rates Payable in to the proper functioning of the Advance body. Some glands have ducts; AY Gy till bee yee sae others do not. The salivary glands 9.209) 8nd kidneys are examples of glands Dally by mail per year (in state with ducts, However, in the present outside Bismarck) ..... -. 5.00] discussion we are concerned with ee by mail outside of North glands that have no ducts but dis- ‘Weekly by mail in state, per year $1.00 charge their secretions directly into ‘Weekly by mail in state, three the circulating blood. These are the years ........ eesssscsesseseess 200] Guctless or endocrine glands, also ‘Weekly by mail outside of North known as the glands of internal sec- Wemy ty ma in, Gansda per retion. Some glands, for example, WORE esse seiseceseces . 2.00]the pancreas, appear to serve simult- aneously as duct and ductless organs, Member Md re Bureas of manufacturing both an internal and ‘ Steere external secretion. Member of The Associated Press “A ductless gland performs its hin Sapte Wie tee ce cniea ite functions through a secretion known le , of all news dispatches credited to it|*5 ® hormone. This chemical sub- or not otherwise credited in this|Stance, when carried by the blood Mewspaper and also the local news of |stream, excites or arouses an associa- NEWSPAPER Bstablished 1873) spontaneous origin published herein, All rights of republication of all other matter herein are also reserved. Foreign Representatives | SMALL, SPENCER, BI (Incorporated) CHICAGO NEW YORK BOSTON } Lest We Forget In the struggle for proper adjust- ment of our agricultural, commercial ‘and industrial machinery, we are apt to forget the truly important facts fn the national situation which make our current problems both impressive and ridiculous. We have, here in America, some 123,000,000 people, some of them in ‘want, some in luxury, the majority in neither condition but husbanding their resources in fear of they know not what. Of that total approxi- mately 51,000,000 are depositors in savings banks and the total to their credit is around $28,000,000,000. More people are carrying life in- surance now than during any previ- ous decade in our history, the total value of the policies being well above ® hundred billion dollars. Our na- tional treasury shows itself “in the red,” yet it is crammed with gold, the largest supply ever held by a single nation. The coal, oil, timber, water power, iron, copper and precious metals which we counted as assets in our national balance sheet still exist. ‘They are as valuable now as they ‘were before. Our ability to produce all of these things as well as an abundance of food is unmatched in history. Less than half the homes in our country have bath tubs. If factories making these useful articles were to work full time for a few years this condition would be greatly relieved if not entirely eliminated. Many rural homes would like elec- trie service. Makers of home gene- rating sets have the capacity to meet ® much greater demand and public ‘utility companies would be glad to extend this service if they thought they dared. The keynote to the whole situation may be the ability and the nerve to dare. This nation came into being through the willingness of our fore- fathers to do just that. In little more than a century it rose to first place in the world, partly because of | its natural resources but principal- ly because its manhood numbered enough men who were willing to think constructively and to dare) great things that their hopes might | be achieved. | Those were not the days of giants. as some would have us believe. The} people of a generation ago were not | as enlightened, on the whole, as the people of today. They had less to} work with, less to hope for, yes, and Jess to look forward to. But they kept their faith in their country and in themselves. They wrought an empire from a wilder- ness. The blood which coursed their veins runs in ours. The faith which they had in this land was bequeathed to us, It is not dead now. It will re- assert itself again. And when it does we shall wonder what it was that | ailed us and the country during these | days. | When we again believe in ourselves and in our destiny as a nation, and (when we act upon that belief, our rich country” will no appear and the desire for advance- ment, which is characteristic of this nation, will again become the dom- §nating note of a revivified America. How Are Your Endocrines? Scientists, seeking logical explana- tion for differences in personality as the theory that the gees gl &§ jl 5 E 5 g E ted organ to functional activity. Thus, for example, the hormone of the thyroid gland is concerned, among other things, with the phy- sical and mental development of the body. Each ductless gland manufac- tures one or more specific hormones which acts directly upon the tissue concerned or indirectly through that portion of the nervous system over which we have no control. Moreover, the ductless glands are as interrelat- ed as the links of a chain. Abnor- mality of one ductless gland usually means a disturbance of function in the others. “The most important glands pos- sessing an internal secretion may here be mentioned. They are the thyroid, parathyroids, the suprare- nals, the pituitary, the thymus, the Pineal, certain portions of the pan- creas and the reproductive glands. In addition there are other struc- tures which may possess an internal secretion but about which compara- tively little is known. These are the spleen, the prostate, and the two tiny pealike carotid glands, one on either side of the neck. The kidney, liver, duodenum, mammary glands and other organs of the body are said also to have internal secretions, but this has not been scientifically verified.” ‘There was a lot more, all of it hot off the scientific griddle, which leaves us in a daze. There really is more to us than we thought. Perhaps the human race will see a day when med- ical science will control how big we shall be, whether we shall be smart or dumb and a host of other sim- ilar items. Even now the proposition has its advantages. Think what a swell alibi it would make. Instead of admitting our sins, public or domestic, we could deftly lay all blame upon a mis- guided thyroid or a badly-behaved suprarenal, Off The Chest House majority leader H. F. Swett was quite correct in suggesting to his colleagues that there already have been too many peculiar and unusual resolutions introduced at this legis- lative session. He probably was cor- rect in saying that some of them have not lifted North Dakota in the esteem of citizens outside the state. But there is no great cause for excitement. To “resolute” is one way of getting | it off the chest. onstrations of free speech as practiced in this fair land. It should be understood that a reso- lution, generally speaking, doesn’t mean much. When the legislature enacts a bill into law it becomes something which the people must obey, presumably, But when it reso- lutes it says in effect “Here's how I feel about this.” And right now, of course, feelings are frayed. There is plenty to be sore about. It is a situation which breeds kicks, nay it even demands them. What better way is there of letting off steam. Resolutions at least give opportunity to say “I guess I told em Wouldn’t it be funny if the Chinese actually did commit an act of ag- gression against Japan? | Editorial Comment Editorlals printed below show the trend of thought by other editors, They are published without regard | to whether they agree or disagree | with The Tribun policies, Out of the Dark: (New York World-Telegram) The final report of the Hoover Na- Physclal make-up, have | tional Advisory Committee on Llliter- acy is cheering. Illiteracy in the Uni- tates has been reduced by one- | loss of power in the muscles is only | 7. Suffocation from It is one of the most pungent dem- | larynx produced by choking on some PARDON ME, BUT I THINK THAT'S MY LEG WOU'RE SITTING ON valet hands him this and that to | into his trunks. The eccentric - E ate tion and as the man who introduces various speakers to an exclusive wom- | signals. an’s club meeting. He always wears his monocle and carries a stick dur- on! — so ing this employment. For three days SOURE TRYING Salita tat ann Cat TO STARTA owls and pitchers, Other SCRAP HUH?’ night firm that really operated elsewhere, modelling in a man’s fashion show, and conducting culture tours through museums for a girls’ resent a * * THERE'S ALWAYS A WAY Inventiveness keeps one erstwhile! Tich girl going these days in New York. She still has a fine wardrobe. She has confessed to having worked out a regime for not spending a cent, but keeping up appearances. For instance, when she wants to go home from mid-town, she walks to the Pennsylvania Station where ‘Wanamaker's keep a bus waiting for their customers. She boards it, rides to the store, walks in the side door and out the front to her studio apartment she has kept by renting aprtment she has kept by renting it for an eight-hour day to an artist who can’t work at home. She al- lows him to keep all his parapher- nalia there. r She is developing talent for “crash- | ing” literary and motion picture teas, only given at the very smartest places. She'eats sandwiches and cof- |! fee enough for a meal. She knows all the best hotels’ writing rooms and rest rooms. She has discovered that several shows in town will give her free tickets, if she dresses up in for- mal evening things and brings a man Heres in Tuxedo. He, of course, usually self-addressed envelope is enclosed. PERSONAL HEALTH SERVICE By William Brady, M. D. Signed letters pertaining to personal health and hygiene, not to disease | diagnosis, or treatment, will be answered by Dr. Brady if a stamped, Letters should be brief and written in ink. No reply can be made to queries not conforming to instruc- tions. Address Dr. William Brady, in care, of this newspaper. WATER IN THE LUNGS The common belief is that the; cause of death in drowning is the filling of the lungs with water. As a rule little or no water is found in the lungs of a person who has died by drowning. The most characteristic finding in a drowning case is the presence of blood-tinged mucous froth in the windpipe and overdistension or con- gestion of the blood vessels of the lining of the windpipe. The lungs are usually congested, too, and perhaps more sodden than they should be, but they float in water and if the air spaces contain any liquid at all it is only a spoonful or two, not enough to shut out air. ‘What, then, causes death in drown- ing? There are several theories to ac- {count for it. Each of them may ap- ply in certain instances. 1. Concussion from violent contact of the chest, head or back with the surface of the water, or with banks of a stream or with rocks or the bot- tom of a shallow pool. 2. Exhaustion from prolonged vio- lent effort to keep afloat or to swim against current, wind or wave. 3. Cerebral congestion from effu- sion of serum or blood in the brain during the first struggles for air. 4. Apoplexy ‘hemorrhage into the ; brain) from the same cause. 5. Syncope (fainting, shock) | fright. 6. Few physicians now give much credence to the hypothetical “cramp.” The only “cramp” of which we know is that which occurs after prolonged effort in very cold water, and this from partial, scarcely sufficient to account for drowning. spasm of water. 8. Air embolism—bubbles of air oc- cluding pulmonary arteries or the coronary artery (that supplies the | the circulation either by violent con- | Vulsive efforts or, in some instances, by sudden compression of the lungs, as by a belly splash dive or by a hard blow over the solar plexus. Recently Dr. Peter Karpovitch, professor of physiology in Springfield college found by experiment that rats invariably have water in the lungs when drowned. In medical jurisprudence it has been assumed that the absence of {any water in the lungs is evidence | against death by drowning, but in | View of the agreement of numerous | authorities that no water is found in | the lungs in many unquestioned cases | of drowning this old principle has | lost weight. | heart wall), the air being forced into |- QUESTIQ3S AND ANSWERS Patient Patient Having my tonsils removed by the diathermy method and certainly would not care to heve them re- jmoved by any other method. Have ; been going one year and two months and have had 32 treatments so far, but this is not long, considering how badly infected and how large my tonsils were ... (M. B.) Answer—Well, I never. But then, maybe the doctor has a-nice nurse or something. Soda for Cramps You requested readers to report their experience with soda as a remedy for cramps in the legs. I have found a dose of from one-half to one teaspoonful of soda sure re- lief for such cramps on many occa- sions. (A. Z. 0.) usually from smaller doses, say 10 to 20 grains (less than half a teaspoon- ful) of sodium bicarbonate (baking soda). Long, Long Way to Quit the Worry Sincerest appreciation for fine ad- viee in your booklet, “The Constipa- tion Habit.” Had always worried everything in hope of finding a remedy. Had always been told that a tall person is naturally constipated. I am six feet four inches in height. But thanks to your advice I am no pee troubled in that way... (A. ) Answer—The physic habit is psy- chological rather than physical. If there were some way to enlighten all the wiseacre victims of the habit con- habit would be quite simple. HORIZONTAL 1Series of events of ‘epicall dignity, 5S Type cf. orange tree, 10 Having natural luster as gems. 14 Desert in e WIAL ITIE IO} In my opinion it is important to permit drainage of the thick frothy fluid from nose and mouth while ‘resuscitation is being applied in a drowning case, by placing the victim in the position Schaefer advises and ~,|NOT in the funny Red Cross position. | Anyway there is no good reason for |putting anything under the victim's chin, face or forehead when applying Prone-pressure respiration. FLAPPER, FANNY SAYS: Answer—Thank you. A number of readers have reported similar relief.! threw over his shoulder as he rode about my condition, and had tried | cerning the elementary physiology of | books, plays and people prominent digestion, the correction of the bad| in the news in London, to an eccen- But: tric millionaire who has the hobby try and teach a wiseacre anything | of doing his own packing, while his Mongolian Desert Answer to Previous Puzzic IBIAIRIBIAIRIY] VINE OINBIRE Wie [S| ODGEEGIRIAINIT|S) ISMEPILIAINIE Si buys her dinner, in return. that doesn’t jibe with the bunk he} When she wants a cigarette, she has already learned. Any corre-|saunters into some of the more e: spondent who has the habit may pro-|clusive department stores or *spe- bearing his address. her cigarette case from those offer- (Copyright, John F. Dille Co.) ed free to customers. ——————4 Farmers are having @ tough time, but there are fewer line-fence shoot- ings. No one seems to care if 3-cent hogs run all over a field of 25-cent corn. * * * Naive, to say the least, is that EASY MONEY * New York, Feb. 9.—New York still has some inhabitants who can make money in a hurry. The other day a man was speeding in from White Plains to work when he saw, in his little mirror, a motorcycle cop gain- ing on him. He drew up at the side lof the road, pulled out a five-dollar bill and stuck it into the mirrow just as the cop stopped. Then he said, “Good morning, officer. I'll bet you five dollars I'm going to get a ticket for speeding “You lose,” said the officer, smiling and extracting the five dollars. “Nice day, isn’t it,” he happy home with her aunt, and away. happiness knows no zx * * NOT SO EASY MONEY Adaptability and a willingness to try anything have secured.an English intellectual employment, during these days when many better prepared men !are still looking. During the last year, for a few weeks, he had a job that is 2 unusual variation of that of the a day and carfare, to ride in subways during rush hours, reading with avid interest and ap- parent relish a book that hasn’t had much sale. The author paid him. One single day he made $10 by be: ing what he terms “a packer's en- tertainer.” This consisted of talking in sprightly manner of all the new see much of each other. Cecile stuns Ardeth. of his marriage to Ardeth. Neil CHAPTER XV. ES—he’s slaving!” came il’s bitter answer. “Got n easy berth in old Parker's office and going to get solid in the firm by marrying the boss’s daughter. And in the mean- time he thinks he can have a good time with my girl. I'll show him where he’s going to head in——” 4 to see hin oT IY he blaze at him through the uncertain light, eyes and teeth agleam like a small out- cat. Suddenly she was flung flat against him, held by his arm as rigid and uncompromising as steel bar. His teeth showed in a smile which held no mirth, es burned down at her from ir shadowy, sockets ec ‘what? You'll give him up if you know what's aed for you! Think you can throw me over whenever jease’ 7 ae up at the head of the stairs suddenly opened, sending a glare of light leaping down the stairwell, painting black, angular 66 13 Turkish cap. 21 Thing. 22 Entreated, 1D} 23 Tatter. 24To adjust. 25 Stream. 26 Music drama. 28 Sun god. IED INIOMUIS) Di IN| 30 To deduce. shadows of balusters on the grimy ice le} 31 Rows upon plaster walle, inging ine mahal crescent. ic Tows. their struggling, igure: 16On any 32 Landscape. Angry Words. occasion. 35 Turkish’ Stel’s voice sounded, LNEnaae, 36 eens any» | harsh with anger: 18 Pound (abbr.). = 36 Form of “any’ ‘Ardeth Carroll come up here 19Canal sepa- 40 Lawyers* 70 To lease. (Bibl). ri ‘off! What time of night is rating Asia charge. vertican *7 Structural ys be gettin’ in an’ waking and Africa, 41 Walking about. = . units. the whole house?” 20 Russian 46 Sea eagle. 1Embryo bird, 43 Energy, ‘Ardeth thrust Neil violently mountains. 47 Craft. 2Blue grass, 44 Deity. away and went up the sae burn- 22 Fairy. 4S Prophet. 3 Sash. 45 Tea. ing with rage pee sae. 7 eating, 24 Proceeded. e 4 Skull cavity, 50 Not younger. @ black scowl, the man followed. 27 Anger. 49,6tallion. 5 Bulging pot. 52 Orient. They faced each other in tae 29Entrances. 51 Mocked. 6Refined. . ,54Sties. _ blaze of the i ingroom chat 33 Downward 53 Gem. 7 Form of “a”. 55 Guided. delier. Apa tet jeg ind slope. 55 Turf. S$ Cold Coast s ae Eo ae jae Biman on 34 Originating 58 Northeast. Negro.@ lumor. couch, within the 59 Ana. 9 Lake emptying 60 Reverence. irises did not aaite conceal the end body. 63 To redact. into Niagara 61 X. 37 Farewefl! 64 Luster. Falls. 62 Work of skill, 38 Ba in Egyp- 67 Pitcher. 10 End of game. 65 Masculine tian religion. 68 Periods. 11 Sky god. Pronoun. 39 Within. 69 Cares for. 13 To frost. 6 Half'an em. PT oN a FFerl res \ll 1 cam ‘aunt Stel's ins are a sain Hine. rich beau! I dare say tall he’s made you for- The gist before her blased with on (Copyright, 1933, NEA NOW GO ON WI' around|from Aunt Stel. roy y their country is that their country has never made their lives sufficient- ly Shah iad Branders, eco- nomist. * ek Back in the old days I never saw @ customer of mine get cure a copy of the booklet by send-|cialty shops and looks at models Real asa talking Ot We ore | their a and a stam, 2 showing ni ‘lothes, and s jagner, Tschal- ing ime a ped envelope | s! ig new clothes, and casually fills kowsky and art. Now what?) A A criminal is 8 person with preda- eae ‘ife to pretty re meant worl ina an un- the courtship oi jurke, to whom marriage would mean a continuance of her drab existence. ‘When fate in the guise of the socially prominent Jeanette Parker, offers her the charge of a shop she is opening, Ardeth accepts. Her bounds when she meets her idol, Ken Gi often seen with Cecile, Jeanette's younger si : preys of K dy . "4 en denying his engagement, explains it is his mother’s wish that he marry Cecile. Ardeth. Unable to oppose his mother, Ken hopes to win her approval . Ardeth and Ken ‘Ss engagement He confesses his love for creat with Ardeth about Ken. 'H THE STORY. sudden wrath. “That's horrid! I’ve done nothing I’m ashamed of and you've no right to talk to me like that! It’s nobody’s business but our own if we love each other!” She stopped, swept by a guilty sense of betrayal. Putting it in words like this made it sound so bleak. . . . This love of theirs—so newly confessed—so delicate. .. . Flinging it out before Aunt Stel’s skeptical face was like handling a butterfly with clumsy fingers. ‘Oh, so. you love each other, do you!” Aunt Stel’s words were freighted with sarcasm. “Fallin’ for all his fine promises, aren’t you. Like Nellie Ross. She plenty of times to remember her Plalpaaase fine words, an’ s0’ll you [ae There's no bigger sucker job in the instinct who has not sufficient oan : ion.—How= ard Scott, spokesman for technocracy. capital to form & ———_ AIRPORT GETS LIGHTS Pittsburgh, Pa.—. airport here is being in the contract for lighting the HOW MANY * WEN WAVE SERVED © WHAT AS PRESIDENT NEVER RATIFIED GEFORE HIM 2 48TH, AMENDMENT 2 office has a sister in Parker's of- fice, and your Mr. Gleason isn’t to marry you, because he’s going to marry his boss’s daugh- ter. He’s like many another rich young fellow—takin’ his fun with a poor girl before he marries ich onc. More fool you for fall- ing for his fine talk!” “I suppose Bet knows more about it than—than Ken or—or me!” said Ardeth in a stifled voice. She felt weak and sick. And dreadfully alone. “At any rate, she’s not such a fool as you! An’ here’s one thing you're going to learn, my lady. if you’re going to stay on here, you're going to give up this chasin' ee at nught. came ced this our again an’ you'll find my door locked “ i lazel eyes glowing with hot, tawny lights . -. So bright those eyes of Ardeth, with burning pee that the others blinked ag er gaze swept their faces, Leaving Home. Her voice was hus ered with the tremen to keep it Ting 4 “All right. If that’s the way had jyou feel about me, Aunt Stel, I's save you the trouble of locki; the door. I'll leave here tomor row. I'll get a place of my own “Yes—he’s slaving!” came Neil's biter answer, “Stop—you!” Ardeth blazed at her in such white-faced fury that her aunt automatically blinked. his] of oes Ardeth had seen Nellie e] whe her heavy-headed baby in the sun of the Panhandle. There had been a strange elusive secret bout ‘Nellie Ross; ‘The had snickered ad whistled e ehe fended herself. “You have no right to say that where no one—can insult me—” She felt hot tears coming turned swiftly before they should “Ardeth!” She hi eil eard N i tore but she went joor, t behind hese went in and closed it to me, Aunt Stel. I didn’t want). to sa mnie s0—80 soon, but t| —wel n and I are engaged. *| We're going to be married—soon —s0, you see!” “Married!” hotly, from Neil. “Married!” a derisive cackle “Well, let me tell you, young lady, you're not palling the wool over my cyes! et ki I] about your fine sheik—there’s 9 girl works in her sive. She could wanage hat until such time as she and Ken could be married. The thought of him brought a warm, sweet secu: to overlay her anger. She drifted to a) sleep serene in athe memory of him, (To's Gontinuad) Allegheny County flood-lighted Mf make landing as safe at night as a! noon. The airport, with its length of 3600 feet, covers more than 148 acres, These will be illuminated with five 16-inch and twelve 24-inch flood- lights, Twenty-five items are included ie