The Bismarck Tribune Newspaper, September 2, 1932, Page 10

t] by Richard Walton ‘Tully. In this village Dolores Del Rio and quist of Washbur daughter and Miss Annie Ackerman | daughter Saturday evening. Naomi and Miss Inez Ellison of Chi-/ cago visited with Mesdames John, Ned Asplund, Fred Johnson and Jonas Johnson Wednesday. | habitants—grown-ups, goats, soon to be seen at the Capitol Thea- | tre. | headman—as bargainer as Director King Vidor ever met—turned the native hamlet over unconditionally for this spectacular film dramatization of the stage classic forty brown-skinned Hawaiian maids participated in @ance to the barbaric staccato of tom-toms and the shrieks of the girls ‘as they were successively claimed and earried off in marriage. scene was not a rehearsed affair, but | SIDE GLANCES - - - bout him. ind the worl He's figur 1 four d AFRICA: THE CUSTOM OF STRETCHING THE LIPS WITH WOODEN DISCS WAS BEGUN IN ORDER TO RENDER THE WOMEN VALUELESS TO OLD ARAB SLAVE TRADERS/ THE DISFIGUREMENT HAS COME To BE CONSIDERED A MARK OF BEAUTY, BUT THE FRENCH GOVERNMENT NOW FORBIDS” THE PRACTICE. €LEOHANTS ARE SURPRISINGLY AGILE. THEIR TRACKS HAVE BEEN FOUND ON THE SUMMIT OF ADAM'S PEAK IN CEYLON, A PEAK THAT IS DIFFICULT FOR HUMANS To CLIMB. se ge ~~" THERE IS $ 28, 000,000.000,000,009 ‘WORTH OF GOLD IN THE OCEAN... BUT IT ‘WOULD CosT FIFTY DOLLARS To GET EACH ONE DOLLAR'S WORTH OF IT. By George Clark Still ently. E FOR OLD MAIDS By B. P. HAGSTROM | Mrs. Signe Johnson and daughter Hilma called on Mrs. Eric Pearson and daughters Monday. Miss Inez Ellison returned to her mp - home in Chicago Monday evening} GET BUSY, BACHELORS after visiting ith her uncle and aunt, Mr. and Mrs. Ole Hagstrom, for the last three weeks. Mr. and Mrs. John T. Johnson vis- ited relatives and friends in Bismarck wonderful!” in France, States, out the rest of the world. birthday by Mrs. Signe Johnson and children, Mr. and Mrs. Ole Hagstro: and family, Miss Inez Ellison of Chi eago and Helen and Le: zi Miss Bernita Bren of gan is visiting with Miss Velma Johnson this week. Mr. and Mrs. Ned Asplund and son David were guests of parents, Mr. and Chinese language. Stickler Solution rs. Asplund’s | Louie Berg- day. n and infant ; 1 | i | Mrs. Andrew Ackern called on Mrs. Eric Pearson and | Mrs. Ole Hagstrom a: < $5000. The house actually cost $4400, so painting and repainng to- gether cost Repairing was twice as mu pai repairing cost $400 and painting $200. daughter | Edwin | Miss Treva Matheson of Jamestown | AT THE MOVIES r. Boris Sokoloff, Russian scien- ‘s any girl can marry any the world by repeating often | m the four words, “You are so There are 380,000,00 spinsters in the world—6,000,000 in Britain, 8,000,000 11,000,000 in the United and 16,000,000 in Germany. The remainder are scattered through- i The first dictionary was one in the HAWAIIAN VILLAGE MARX BROTHERS 10 HIRED EN MASSE) HOLD ‘GAG’ CONTEST: A primitive Hawaiian village of | thatched huts, including all its in- bal and birds—passed into the hands of | Comedians Through- RKO-Radio Pictures’ production | crew while making ‘Bird of Paradise, ; out U. S. A contract made with the village | shrewed and wise a Paramount theater here. all Paramount-Publix an ‘exotic mating next week. with startling realism, the Wednesday id Thursday. would have | period a! of this edition. | $1,000 in Prizes to Be Paid By, H | The contest is being conducted in theaters throughout the country in conjunc- tion with the showing of “Hoe Feathers,” which will be shown nere | The latest movie starring these four comedians wil’ be shown at the Paramount nex* Monday, Tuesday, Rules znd regulations of the con- | test ‘ave announced on another page \ | ee ee | | i { Cash prizes totaling $1,000 are be-, 23 offered by the four Marx broth- | ers in a national contest for new and | novel “gags,” it is announced by the | | ames AFTER THE BISMARCK TRIBUNE, FRIDAY, SEPTEMBER 2, 1932 YOU RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT= You HAVE AS MUCH CHANCE OF GETTING IN THE WHITE” HOUSE AS cagulnhse Apa GETTIN, Mitre CSUR CHIMNEY = THE GUMPS—OH GO PICK YOURSELF A BUNCH OF ASPARAGUS WELUL- IF) FEEL | === You DO EH ? = WELL- JUST GET A SHAT IT'S MY MENTAL PICTURE OF GEORGE WASHINGTONS DUTY AND | WIFE OR ANYONE ELSE INTERFERING WANT ‘TO RUN WITH HIM WHEN HE HAD A FOR PRESIDENT - PATRIOTIC DUTY TO PERFORM = WHAT'S GOING AND IF THE PEOPLE WANT ME TO S70F 40 RUN FOR. 4 PRESIDENT — OH - JABBER = JABBER — = e SeOPeANTT SILENCE A / NAN = yoo CAN'T KEEP THAT SJONGUE STILL— IF you TIED IT SHE'D KEEP ON TALKING SOMEHOW — SHE'D LET HER TEETH . BUT THATS THE inca - THEY DON' WANT YOu TO RON — IF THEY HAD= THEY WOULD ~ HIS YORKTOWN DEFENSES HAD BEEN POUNDED TO PIECES BY AMERICAN AND FRENCH ARTILLERY, TRIED TO GET HIS ARMY ACROSS THE VORK RIVER AT NIGHT FAILING IN THIS HE MADE PROPOSALS FOR AN ARMISTICE AND SURRENDERED ON OCT. 19. THE FRENCH AND AMERICANS WERE DRAWN UP ON EITHER SIDE OF THE ROAD AND THE BRITISH MARCHED BETWEEN THEM TO LAY DOWN THEIR ARMS. | FRECKLES AND HIS FRIENDS —— STF GEE, UNCLE = WALT, THEN TELEGRAPH IN THOSE DANS. I'D LIKE TO HAVE BEEN THE ONE “\ TO CARRY By The Chicago Tribune = a Van So =. n= Reg. US. Pat. Of. Copyrighe, 1932, ny x { 43, feen, (4 I JAY! You G GOOD GRACIOUS! IT'S AN | YEAH..SHES ) THATS SWeLL! }( Ul, FELLAS... GREAT Guns! I'VE NOT THAT I DON'T COMIN’ oR Gon’? ENDLESS PROCESSION OF BEGINNING WELL... L How's POODLE BEEN ONE SOLID Hour LIE POODLE, BUT a A aoe ‘ G BOYS COMING IN AND GOING To FEEL GOTTA GET Ai TRYING To BEAD’ NY L'D SUGGEST WE , LATE, MYSELF) 1 ye te cit = tile BeTTER {| ALONG...TLL PAPER, BUT WITH THIS. WANE HER. : | EMGOING. | BEEN Sick...WE HAVE DROP IN . To THE A ~4r-” | PooDLe's ) ABOUT AS CONTINUAL STREAM OF TAKEN ; » é DOIN' FINE...) MUCH KIDS AND THEIR DOG HOSPITAL! / TILL DROP PRIVACY : [IN AgaIN ASA PERMISSION 70 ** ! By BLOSSER t DID You TAKE UM-HUM, AND THAD ]f WHEN 1 CAME OUT FROM \ WHY, THAT'S THAT'S JUST WHAT HE SAID NOW LCAN USE) | pa ” THE CAR WHEN THE MOST “THRILLING |] SHOPPING, THE NICEST AGAINST —SO HE GAVE ME THIS TICKET \T TO PARK IN ALLEYS | POLICEMAN WAS WAITING FOR PARKING IN AN ALLEY- WHENEVER 1 GO BY THE CAR AND HE SAID WASN'T THAT DARLING DOWN TOWN i THAD PARKED IN AN OF HIM? ; ¢ i # MISTAKEN IDENTITY! Thats WHat Ya GET NER ALWAYS BARKIN’ UPA TREE BUT) ev Lie — i THIS TIME YA PICKED THE wRONG | RUNK 1 Bs Sage Peau SN NESS BOOTS AND HER BUDDIES (ee ee, A LUTTE BUSH PIG 1S COMING DOWN THE FRAN THE LITTLE PIG WENT TO MARKET DOWN , SPOTS ,DoWN | YouLL GEX YOUR SHARE -- UST AS SOON AS 1 CARNE OFF A SVEAR FOR MYSELF BBrERE 19 A SPOTTED, VELLOWICN STREAK, AS SPOTS SUDDENLY LEAPS FROM HIS PERCH IN THE TREE OVERHEAD «+ GEE ,OL FELLA--3 DUNNO WHAT To BO WITHOUT YOu YOURE MY GUIDE, BODY GUARD AN! MEAL TICKET EANWKILE, WASH HAS. HEARD THE GIRLS SCREAMS, AND 1S AGOUT TO HAVE A FIT. YOU HEARD Mc - SCRAM! 1 TAKES PERSNNAL CHARGE O' ALL PRISONERS — N' “SPECIALLY ALL LADY ENOUGH O° THAT, DAWSON! YOU'RE SCARIN “X= POOR GIRL OUT O HER WITS, “e TURN HER LOOSE. ry WES FOR TH LUWA Ds MIKE, WOT'S GOIN ON?