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ssdiiitlintoligoiesen 'The Bismarck Tribune E An Independent Newspa; " THE STATE'S OLDEST NEWSPAPER (Established 1873) Published by The Bismarck Tribune tered at the postoffise st Bismarck as ice at Bismarck as Second class mail matter. GEORGE D. MANN Gee eresident and Publisher. Subscription Rates Payable in hy cass Advance nr carrier, per year ......$' Daily by mail per year (in Bis- marck| sy seessenccssveseccessees Tal Sante mail per year (in state Bismarck) ............ 5.00 N the more insignificant comrade whose voice is not so loud and whose in- fluence is not so potent. The officers’ disability law is still another item which costs the govern- ment and the taxpayer a vast sum of money. It shows our Uncle Samuel in his most generous mood and many veterans regard it as nothing less than @ scandal. The number of medical officers who are receiving benefits under its provi- sions is said to be truly remarkable and some veterans contend that this fact is the result of a back-scratching | system whereby one medical man cer- Daily by mail outside of North | Dakota "goo | tifles to the disability of his brother ‘Weekly by mail in state, per year $1.00 Weekly by mail in state, three ‘Weekly by mail outside of North Dakota, per year . Poe | eekly mail in year . Member of Audit Bureau of Circulation Member of The Associated Press| The Associated Press is exclusively entitled to the use for republication of all news dispatches credited to it) or not otherwise credited in this newspaper and also the local news of spontaneous origin published herein. All rights of republication of all other matter herein are also reserved. (Official City, State and County Newspaper) Foreign Representatives SMALL, SPENCER, BREWER (Incorporated) CHICAGO NEW YORK BOSTON The Bonus Marchers Officials at Washington are puzzled as to what to do about the bonus marchers who are flocking into that city from all parts of the country and the marchers, if the truth were known, probably are puzzled as to what they should do now they have arrived. The whole spectacle is just another indictment of the manner in which we American citizens are running this “greatest country in the world,” but, even more, is it an indictment of the expensive and fuzzy-minded manner in which the whole question of veter- ‘ns’ treatment has been handled by congress. When the American Legion national convention went on record opposing cash payment of the bonus, following President Hoover's plea a year ago, the country assumed that the matter was settled, at least until the period of economic stress had passed. But re- cent events indicate that the conven- tion did not speak the mind of the veteran. ‘The reason is not difficult to ascer- tain. The veterans were, for the most part, willing to demonstrate their pa- triotism and forbear to assault the treasury until it became clear that this attitude was hardly universal. When the congress, under urging by the ad- | ministration, passed the reconstruc- | tion finance corporation measure, the cash bonus demand flared anew and with increased force. It gave the bo- nus agitators a new and potent argu- ment that discrimination was being | shown; that so-called big business was | being favored and that the war vet- eran was the victim. Rightly or wrongly, a large number of American citizens feel that way, and the number is by no means lim- ited to those who would benefit di- rectly. Many who never lifted a rifle -or served a day during the war feel that way about it. The government Joan to the Missouri Pacific railroad, ‘so it could pay off its financial back- ers in Wall Street, didn’t improve the temper of the veterans any. ‘Add to this the fact that many of them have nothing else to do and no place else to go, and we have the bonus demand and the march on / Washington as a natural result. In addition to a thousand minor errors, congress has made at least two major divergences from sound pol- icy. The first was the natural con- _comitant of a complex political situa- tion, Here were roughly 4,000,000; ‘votes which, because of common ex- ‘perience and viewpoint, might well be; united on certain subjects. Every- where congressional candidates pan- ‘dered to the so-called veteran's vote as though it were a thing apart. It jhas been easy, in recent years, to get. the idea that the veterans were either | above or below the average standard of citizenship, rather than ordinary | citizens with a fine record of service to the nation. The second major failure was the ' who have capitalized their war service to such extent that they have made it produce @ living for the last 10 years or more and probably will make it Jast until they die. It was these men who applied the political heat, to congress which re- sulted in the broadest veterans’ dis- , ability bill any nation has ever known. ‘ Originally provision was made only | for those whose disabilities were con- nected with their service, but later the law was expanded until a veteran ‘who wrenched his back in a lifting contest at the county fair was given ‘@s much consideration as one whose injuries were received in battle. In als of the former class is larger than _ the average paid to the latter. ‘| ‘The result of all these circumstances \4s that the nation now pays out | yielding to the demands of the “pro-/| qa... , eat setdeane. Tim axe the zea | Editorial Comment in the profession and the second re- ciprocates in kind. The bonus marchers know these things, or at least they have heard of 50|them. Who can blame them if, see- ing that everyone else regards the government treasury as an inexhausti- ble gold mine, they should take their | little shovel in hand and demand the money which the government has promised them. And congress is afraid to do any- thing about it, because it apparently doesn't trust the veteran to be sensi- ble and patriotic. If one needs proof of this he needs only count the num- ber of separate bonus bills that have been introduced since 1924. They are legion and most of them were con- ceived by congressmen and offered without pressure from veterans, in an effort to corral that nebulous entity— the veteran's vote. Fifteenth on the List It appears certain, as the congres- sional session nears a close, that we shall see no new legislation regard- ing agriculture this year. This, despite the fact that the farm- ing districts, of which North Dakota is one, are hoping and praying for something in the way of assistance from that source of all light and ben- evolence, the government. i The act which created the farm board has generally come to be re- garded as an inadequate and com- promise answer to a crying need. It suffers from the ever-present malady of politics, the desire to satisfy every- body. One result is that it has gotten nowhere and accomplished little. But this fact makes insufficient im- pression on congress to obtain speedy action and the reason may be found in the explanation that the country at large doesn't regard the plight of agriculture as of major importance. Proof of this assertion is contained in an analysis of a vote recently taken among the membership of the na- tional council of the economic league, in which every state is represented in proportion to its population. Thirty-eight items were listed as problems of the economic situation and the members were asked to desig- nate the order in which they would The item of “agriculture, farm reliet” was fifteenth on the list when the votes were counted. With 14 other items preceding it in the national economic consciousness, how can we expect congress to rank it any nearer the top? Leading the list by rather a wide margin is the question of governmen- tal economy and efficiency, national, state, city, county, school district and township. Next comes taxation, with repara- tions and international debts and banks, banking, credit and financing close behind. In fifth place, much farther back in the balloting, comes reduction and limitation of armaments, followed by tariffs, restoration of confidence, in- ternational tariff conference, unem- ployment and unemployment relief, economic planning, railroads and transportation, over-speculation, in- ternational cooperation to promote prosperity and security, coordination of the production and purchase of power and, in 15th position, agricul- ture, just ahead of “money, the gold standard, silver.” Unless this relative position of the agricultural problem is changed, it may be several sessions of congress before the plight of the farmer draws attention, and this presents a problem in itself. to emphasize, by their votes and in all other ways open to them, the old axiom that “the squeaky wheel gets the grease.” Editorials printed below show the trend of thought by other editors. ‘They are published with to whether they with Easy Money Is Hard Money (Duluth Herald) trail.” place them, based on their importance. | The only thing for the farming) areas to do is to struggle ahead and | Joseph Weil, better known as “the Yellow Kid” because of his experience in the confidence game, of which he is a veteran player, on being arrested in Chicago admitted that he was “nearing the end of the easy money “Gone,” he said, “are the days when I could sell anybody anything.” think that the time has come when they can’t sell anybody anything. had for good, certainly it has gone. And if it has gone for good it will be a foe, Se and @ better thing for who thought fictarles of easy money than for any- body else. Well, he isn’t the only one. Many PERSONAL HEALTH SERVICE By William Brady, M. D. Signed letters pertaining to personal health and hygiene, not to disease diagnosis, or treatment, will be answered by Dr. Brady if a stamped, self- addressed envelope is enclosed. Letters should be brief and written in ink. No reply can be made to queries not conforming to 4 Address Dr. William Brady, in care of this newspaper. CHRONIC APPENDICITIS IS A TENTATIVE DIAGNOSIS tructions. reduced 12 pounds. Now I find I am A tentative dinosis is a kind of nights. I have not restricted my diet and 2 o'clock in the morning. Dis- or alkalis. Man aged 30 years. Trou- bi ble periodic—bothers for a few months, | May? then between attacks patient feels |fine and can eat anything... at all. I have taken the thyroid pills trial and error plan. If a doctor with | without a doctor’s orders—(B. 8.) @ ponderous personality and not too) light a thumb decides after hearing | be taking a ride out to Greensward the patient's plaint and palpating his without a doctor's orders. The use of southwest territory that the trouble |SUCh @ Powerful weapon by an ama- is chronic appendicitis, the chances teur is quite likely to ruin health, are that the case will come to opera- tion. When we operate on a patient for appendicitis that sort of makes the diagnosis irrevocable. Statistics are pretty tricky in a matter like this, but I estimate that 80 per cent of the | case of chronic appendicitis are of the irrevocable type. In his book on “Nervous: Indiges- fon” (Hoeber, New York) Dr. W. C. Alvarez avers that the symptoms of peptic ulcer when fairly typical should be recognized as soon as the patient has said 50 words. The author does not list the 50 words, but one gathers | IF WINTER COMES they include pain, distress, feeling of «Copyright, John F. Dille Co.) | off! Nevertheless, two newsreel cam- The X-ray examination, often |¢ra directors, from their vantage point looked upon as positive proof, is ac-/| tually of little value, except in a nega- ; Notes to suggest a musical hunch to tive way. That is, where the patient's | the sound track experts. symptoms and the doctor's examina- tion may suggest chronic appendicitis| NEW YORK PERSONIFIED the X-ray picture may show little or nothing abnormal in the appendix but|May and next December insofar as Desens definite indication of trouble|Mayor James Walker and Samue! elsewhere. * * * Seabury are concerned, Jimmy will I am quite fond of operations my-| remain a symbol of one phase of New tic ulcer. Anyway it can do no harm for such sufferers to try a kind of|all; but rarely failing to show treatment test—follow a diet suitable | when the spotlight glares properly; «: for one with peptic (gastric or duo-|accident of being photographed in| self, especially appendicitis operations. | York life that gets most often into Looking back upon my own experi-/|the public prints. ence I can only regret I had but one appendix to give up. But I'd hate to/esque blue silk handkerchief. be operated on for such a vague and | such a handkerchief as carries th: uncertain thing as chronic appendi-|delible brand of Fifth Avenue. So do citis. I believe I'd rather grouse along|the other sartorial fancies of with “indigestion.” When the patient has had a fairly} .Other ingredients: an apartm typical attack of acute inflammation|the Mayfair; quiet cornered 1 in the southwest territory, then if|tion at the swanky Casino caf symptoms persist for months after the|}row seats at first night Broa acute illness it is a fair bet that re-| shows; a certain manner of flick: moval of the appendix will prove cur-|cigaret; a nervous habit of sec ative. At present the diagnosis of chronic’ tie; a reputation for rapid fire rep: appendicitis must be tentative in the|tee; wisecracks that carry a b ( great majority of cases, whether there) a Manhattan philosophy; a keen per is any corroborative X-ray evidence|ception of audience moods and or not. It is another instance of tak-| quicker turn in the direction of ing your doctor's opinion or not, ac-| theatrically sentimental; a cording to your confidence in his hon- | tificate with a Greenwich V: esty and ability. It occurs to me that a considerable number of cases in which the tenta-;and nerves; a Broadway tive diagnosis of chronic appendicitis | crowd psychology; a keen capaci is made may be actually masked pep-|showmanship; a reputation for never | being on time or not showing up at} To begin with, there is the Wa: zonner! to arrange an immaculately dress; a Tin Pan Alley legen! Or a restless combination o: denal) ulcer for a few weeks and per-|such ease and at such places as all haps take alkalis along with it. If) weary New Yorkers envy; a finished _\this brings marked relief it casts doubt | performer and a political trouper who upon the diagnosis of chronic appen-jcan play any town from London to dicitis as the cause of the trouble. An|San Francisco; a double match for outline of such a diet will be sent to}any heckler and capable of silencing any reader who asks for it and in-| with e phrase the loudest haranguer; closes a stamped envelope bearing his|at home in any company, with Flori- address. No clippings will suffice, a8}da or the Riviera for his winter re- long as Ol Doc Brady conducts this|treats; a ringside seater at the prize column. Nothing arouses my spleen fights. £0 much as a clipping of my own stuff sent to me in Neu of a request. QUESTIONS AND ANSWERS Company Doctors in Error * * * In a word—a type! And a New York type! Perhaps “the” New York type! George M. Cohan caught part of this type and all the nation recog- Looks a8 though your campaign to/ nized it. To thousands and thou- get the arm out from under the head | sands, a sort of Freudian wish-fulfill- is still a one-man movement. Here is the insurance company’s bulletin on artificial respiration by presure method, and you see the com- pany’s doctors are quite firm about it —(A, G. C.) Answer—I do not expect the little fellows who are employd by corpora- tions to correct the error as long as the passages, Readers who would like to be prepared | the it. | THIS, TOO, IS NEW YORK! — |daughters were visiting with John the white haired William |Baumiller Friday. Jerome, melo-dramatic fig- ner civic skirmish, recall-jat Turtle Lake were: Mr. and Mrs. of Irish Liz and the half-|A. H. Heinle and family, Mr. and Mrs. nehu prince who tattled un- | Carl Schlofman and family, and Mr. uence of hop; news reel |and Mrs. Phillip Walcher and family. pped in the street; broad- : hokey-pokey men ffad-|daughter Alma and son Elmer were streets; crowds cheering | Visitors at the Philip Walcher home ement—and an unem- seat for the Big Show. TODAY 4 WAR ity y Friday evening. 0 very shaky and cannot go to sleep Answer—And if you keep on you'll MARINES GAIN 6, 1918, American marines the sector northwest of 'y, stormed the Ger-| nd gained two and a sixth} Wayne were Alta shoppers Monday. and-a-half-mile front ai winning day, ad- | Carl Schatz home. irds of a mile near! Clarence Odermann held state ex- st government, sorely | Wednesday at School No. 2. n pressure, offered to! Mr. and Mrs. Noel Ness were Pick- ssian Black sea fleet | ardville shoppers Monday. on condition that the rned to Russia after the | Wayne were Pickardville callers Tues- New York, June 6.—Because it was to Ger gas in pit of stomach, 11 a. m., 4 p. m.;May, someone recalled that it was | ships be ret Mayor Jimmy Walker himself who | war. tress relieved promptly by taking food|had penned the refrain “Will You} Love Me in December as You Did in| sinking of accounted for the] Emil Johnson called on John Blot- h steamer Elas-|ter Tuesday morning. en Regentes, @ December is quite a few months / hospital ship, off the English coast. It does seem st: those who thin on the stern of a truck, made mental | Whatever may happen between this | ge that there are can ride over! at the Fred Bender home Wednesday. y in govern- oy Janes SE Wednesday on business. for Indiana. | spent several days visiting here with Ogden, attorney up every day this will be movie in at 6:30 a. m., a jolt to those stars as dozing thousand-dollar skin rugs, my hou! those of clock- disorder and my ns a moral, physical eventually irman Public a patrio- e already TICK =NT--N=T T= --G-ST-N- © su 6 ihe per ws. a can spell out a gitl’s name. Do'he same in the second line and you will spell out EBS FLAPPER, FANNY SAYS: ment! If they didn’t love him in May fs they did in December, the street the prone| crowd of New ee was with him. * Which may be why Seabury, with a mop in his hand and statistics in his pocket, looked to young men from. elsewhere to carry on the crusade that’ led through coppers and judgeships p the add of the ore ‘stat execu> * | tive. lere were impersonal yo vent reedy drainage of water or other|men from Texas, Oklahoma and | points west and southwest hacking at tations of Tammany’s mighty. As for New York, a large percent- ge cares little where money comes 8) trom. It’s the story of Manhattan that green goods or Wall Street has 8|had a definite part in its daily en-|_ or not a Walker taken the first step toward stability— Neville Chamberlain, Chancellor of the Exchequer, See * * I was selling my stocks in 1928. Now I am buying. The situation is no more new today than was the situa- historian and ex-broker. ee * ‘The House has not yet degenerated to the low level when they shall sit silent like a bunch of whipped span- fels, under this sort of rebuke. (Hoo- ver'’s budget statement.) I resent the efforts of the president to bring this body into public disrepute—Congress- man William B. Bankhead of Ala- | bama. ] Heaton ] By SARAH HEINLE Edwin Heinle called at the L. BE. Hall home Tuesday. Mr. and Mrs. John Hammack were Wilton shoppers Tuesday. Joe Holkey was a caller at Wilton Tuesday. @. E. Shearer and son John motored to Wilton Wednesday. Rudolph Wagner and Reinhold Wagner called at the L. E. Hall home Wednesday. Mr. and Mrs. William Wagner and Mrs, Fred Wagner and daughter Erna were Bismarck shoppers Wednesday. Emil Wagner stayed a few days at the Fred Warner home near Mercer last week on business. Miss Hilda Ki is visiting with her brother and sister-in-law, Mr. and Mrs. Emanual Keck. Mr. and Mrs. Harold Jesser visited friends and relatives at Underwood Sunday. Mr. and Mrs. John Schladt and family attended church at Turtle Lake Sunday. Mr, and Mrs. Emanual Keck were Washburn shoppers Saturday. Mr. and Mrs. Fred Klein and fam- ily visited relatives at Bismarck Sun- da Mr. and Mrs. Jake Baumiller and Those who spent the Mentorial Day Mr. and Mrs. John J. Walcher and Sunday. Mr. and Mrs. John Newhardt Jr. are the parents of a boy born recent- ly. | Mr. and Mrs. John Steinke are par- ents of a boy born recently. | Rev. and Mrs. Bossae at Turtle Lake jare parents of a baby born May 28th. Doctor and Mrs. Heinzthrod of \Turtle Lake celebrated a silver anni- tion in 1929—James Truslow camel if Alta | o—_—_—___——_———_—__"* By CARL SCHATZ Emil Johnson and son Roy called on Carl Schatz Monday. Mr. and Mrs. Joe Diede and son Gottlieb Schatz of near McClusky spent Monday and Tuesday at the aminations Monday, Tuesday and Mr. and Mrs. Joe Diede and son day. Gottlieb Schell visited with Carl Schatz Tuesday. Mr. and Mrs. Sam Scheafer visited at the John Stroh home Tuesday. { Ralph and Johnny Anderson visited with Dan Rhinehart Wednesday. ‘Those who were dinner guests at the Bessie Brackett home Wednesday were Mrs. John Anderson, Mrs. Joe Diede, Mrs. Emil Johnson and Mrs. Agnes Adams. Conrad Hieb and son George called George Hecker motored to Mercer Mrs. Emil Zelmer of near Wing her mother, Mrs. Emil Johnson. “Central Cross” HE roadster reached the viaduct ‘and was swept into the clow stream of east-bound travel. At Twelfth street—Wellington’s bus- fest thoroughfare, boasting threo buildings 20 stories high—the flash of green was almost lost in the crash of taxicabs, trucks, Hmousines and small, wheesing vehicles. There was no time now to try to justity her deception, no time for day dreams, The shrill, au- thoritative blast of an officer's whistle sent the swarming mass ahead. The girl in the green car managed expertly to keep abreast of the current. Three blocks more and the roadster swerved to the curb before the Hotel Wellington. Cherry stepped out, surrendered the car to a doorman and ent the gray stone building. She crossed the lobby and mounted the broad stairway leading to the mez sanine. Mazio Cassady whosé glowing titian curls and blue eyes made the cigar stand a highly decorative corner of the lobby tapped the arm of her friend, Joe Kampschmidt, who was leaning over the glass sur- face of the counter. “Well—look what blew in!” Mazie whispered in a tone that belied her indifferent gaze. Kampschmidt concentrated on the slim figure ascending the stair. way. “Some baby!” he said casu- ally, “Who is she?” “Some baby’s right!” Mazie com- mented. “What I wouldn’t give for the dough her old man’s got! Cherry Dixon—that’s her name. Lives out in Sherwood Heights in one of those swell houses with a yard around it as big as a farm. I've seen her picture on the society bages. Most of the time she’s away —in Europe or at some swell school ; or something. Gosh—some people have all the luck!” It was 20 minutes after Cherry Dixon's arrival that a tall young man strode into the Wellington | lobby. He wore a gray suit and carried a topcoat. His gray felt was tipped at an angle just slightly rakish, Broad shoulders, rather ; angular. Not a handsome young Man but an attractive one. the stairway. Someone sang out, “Hi! Phillips!” just before he rounded the bend of the stairs. The young man turned, waved in salute and continued on his way. oe H hyo mezzanine floor of the Hotel Wellington was a rather narrow gallery running the length of the Twelfth street side of the building. | It was thickly carpeted and fur- nished in shades of wood green, bronze and ivory. Groups of over- stuffed chairs, benches and four high-backed lounges were arranged near the iron work railing to over: | look the first floor. Small. desks and chairs stood beside the wall. The lighting was dim because heavy draperies shut out the day- light and only small desk lamps supplemented it. The young man in gray gained the top step and looked about. None of the persons in sight seemed to interest him. There was @ stout writing at the nearest desk. Far ther on two matrons engaged in conversation, one of them gesticu: lating emphatically. At the ex- treme end of the gallery a small boy was bobbing about after a me chanical toy, i The young man stepped forward uncertainly. All at once he caught sight of a beige shoulder nearly hidden by the sides of a wing- backed chair. He made for that chair. “So there you are!” HORIZONTAL © answer to Previous Puzzle 11 Rock or cliff. 1 Type of cravat. 12 Last word of 6 Guided. a prayer. 9 Oblong yellow- 13 Sinewy. ish fruit. 21 Shrub used 14 Crescent. for tea. 15 Wine vessel. 23 Erae 16 Fragrant 26 Male sheep. oleoresin. 27 Epoch. 17Soul or life. 28 Peg. 18 Convent an Ba worker. 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VERTICAL % England. golt bail, 1 Rebuff. 10 Astringent, 54 Organs of 2Indian tribe ~ , tasting chemi- _ hearing. . of Panama. * eal. 87 Promise. rrr] Fre] e #) dee ae mies Be \id ai NNW ili ie a a ad it \al SSS ! CONTINU «from page one. LAPYURIRDE 8 “Oh, Dan!” | SGherry!” A Brown eyes laughed up at grai ones. The girl was prettier when she smiled. The green velour of the chair was @ perfect background for her coloring. The small, rather oval face was creamy ivory except where tinges of rose burned through on each check. Curling lashes made the dark eyes darker. Her lips were crimson, possibly plained by the silver vanity she held. Nature had designed those lips a trifle wide but the effect was charming. The tilted brim of her close ft- ting brown hat revealed a crescent of dark hair over one temple, Bz cept for the brown hat and coral ecart Cherry was entirely in beige —beige suit and sweater, beige nd cobweb hose, gloves and urse of the same shade. The tone suited her perfectly. eee p* PHILLIPS pulled the near est chair nearer and swung into it. | “A thousand pardons if I'm late!” the began. “I had three clocks and @ watch and 1 set ‘em all—” ! “But vou're not late. You're five minutes ahead of time. See?” Cherry held up a slender wrist banded with p:atinum. The tiny oblong ‘ial on the platinum band recorded 25 minutes past one. “I—1 came in early for some errands and finished them sooner than | ex- pected,” she added. Prevarication No. II for Miss Cherry Dixon that day, but surely she must keep him from guessing at her eagerness. “Then it’s all right. Of course the three clocks each keep different time and I couldn’t be sure--ex- cuse me, Miss Dixon, but I've got to stop right here and tell you that of all God’s fairest creatures you are the prettiest, the most utterly devastating—!" “Please, Mr. Phillips!” The cheeks were crimson but the girl’s eyes were laughing. “Mr. Phillips? £ thought it going to be ‘Dan’ from now on?” “Well, then, Dan, stop it. You're | making fun of me! In a dozen strides he had reached , “If 1 ever heard blasphemy—! Coyotes and cuttlefish! Why, my dear young woman, 1’d as soon cut off my right arm. What I really meant to say was that the prettiest girl in the world is looking prettier than she has any right to look. | What's going to come of this? You | can’t keep it up, you know. These old eyes won’t stand it. You can’t keep getting more beautiful every time I see you!” Cherry rose to meet the teasing. She said demurely, “Sorry, sit. You can always look away, you know.” “But that’s just what I can’t do— and don’t want to! Say, are you as hungry as I am?” The abrupt change of subject made the girl laugh. “Perishing,” she said. “Positively perishing!” “Then let’s find food!” Phillips snapped two fingers together with @ resounding crack and was on hit feet. Cherry arose and for an in- | Stant they stood there, the ¥ man in dark-rimmed spectacles ; ay ins head only a little above the youth’s shoulder. Her eyes held a dancing’ light of happiness. The young man’s face sobered. He touched her arm and together they moved to ward the stairs. eee FE minutes later they faced each other across a narrow table in the hotel’s ivory and blue dining room. Phillips had finished giving the order. “And how did you improve the shining morning hours?” he asked. “Oh, doing lots of things. Moth- er’s having a small tea next week and I helped with the invitations. ‘Then some dresses came and when I tried them on they were all wrong and I had to telephone about sending them back and arrange for a fitting. After that Sarah gave me @ shampoo and a manicure and—. let’s see—oh, yes, I called Aunt Clara to see if she wanted some concert tickets and she talked about half an hour. She always does. That's all, I guess.” “The life of the idle rich!® Dan Phillips sighed with mock sym- pathy. “Lord—you must be fraz- led.” “How about yourself? What kind of a busy bee have you been?” “Shall I tell you?” Phillips leaned forward, grinning. “Rolled out of bed at exactly 12 o’clock— according to my four timepieces. 1 looked at them all, added what the minute hands said, subtracted the hours, multiplied, took the square root and then called the operator downstairs, She told me it was 12 o'clock. The boy's clever—what?” “That's the laziest kind of morn- ing I ever heard of.” “True enough,” Phillips agreed. “But listen, child, Old Uncle Dan- fel was out until 2:80 this a, m. looking for that kidnaped James kia.” . “The one who was stolen? Oh— did you find him?” (To Be Continued) oS aa ee Barbs | About all that Stimson accomplished at Geneva was to find a lot of things the other nations won't agree to do. pete —-—— =