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The woman who — isa are run-down, who tire easily, get bilious begin to slow down. You may not aches, a i when they endure a condition of half-health preparation of pure pepsin, active strong and vigotous, and absolutely free from constipation, ‘again active, and your bowels are poison-free. Men, women, and children who pells or have frequent head- soon straightened out get this prescriptional a ad habit of always taking all that a great take to keep ind then, It is people. ev [ SIDE GL CES - - “C'mon, get outta my corner before I sock ya!” - By George Clark TO HONOR ABBOT AT | ASSUMPTION ABBEY Governor George F. Shafer and Judge John Burke Will Be Speakers Dickinson, N. D., April 8—(P)\— Governor George F. Shafer and John Burke of the state supreme court are scheduled to speak at a banquet following the ceremonies of installa- tion of the Rt. Rev. Cuthbert Goeb, O. 8. B., as abbot of Assumption Abbey at the Abbey church at Rich- ardton April 13. Preparations for the’ installation of the new abbot are under way and under tentative arrangements serv- ices will begin at 9 o'clock in the morning with Pishop Vincent Wehrle, O. 8. B. D. D., of Bismarck; the Rt. Rey. Abbott Alcuin Deutsch, O. S. B.,/ of Collegeville, Minn. and the Rt.; Rev. Abbott Philip Ruggle, O. S. B.,| of Conception, Mo., acting as officiat- | ing clergy. A special guard of honor of fourth- degree Knights of Columbus from the Dickinson council under the di- rection of Richard Boulger will pre- sent arms during the services. } Rev. George Aberle of Dickinson | and Rev. Louis Traufler, O. S. B., of Devils Lake, are on the speaking Program. A reception given by the} citizens of Richardton will close the program in the evening. Communist Party to | Have Slate in Race} Minot. N. D.. April 8.—(P)—An- | nouncement that the communist, party will have a ticket of candidates | fer state and congressional offices | entered in the June primary election | a North Dakota, was made Wednes- | day in Minot by Andrew Ohmolt, of Minot, the party's choice for gov- ernor. £ Mrs. Omholt, also known as Ella Reeve “Mother” Bloor is one of the congressional candidates. The other 4s James Pearson of White Earth, | ‘Omholt said. ; The ticket of state office candidates }- 4s only partially complete. Among candida! te. ites indorsed, accord- | 4ng to Omholt, are: L. B. Helland. Porbes. for lieutenant governor; R. Dalziel, Glenburn, SEVENTH DAY ADVENTIST CHURCH 625 7th St. N. R. R. Bietz, Minister Saturday, April 9: ! Teachers’ meeting, 1 p..m. “A Sabbath school teacher must lead pupils all the way to Jesus, to be successful.” Sabbath school, 2 p. m. Mission study, “The Mission Chal- lenge”—L. L. Caviness. Lesson review, “God's Eternal Pur- Duet, “Nailed to the Cross—Evelyn and Ida Haas. Lesson study, “The One Mediator,” 1 Tim. 2-5. Preaching service, 3 p. m. Doxology—Congregation. Announcements. Opening hymn—Congregation. Prayer. “Jesus Come and Bless Us’—Con- gregation. Bible study—Christ Oster. Consecration service. “Only Thee"—Congregation. Benediction. Sunday, April 10. 7:45-8:00—Song service. 8:00-8:45—Lecture, “Church and State.” What relation exists between the two. An important evening. Stereoptican machine will be used. You'll enjoy the service. Everybody Welcome. Wednesday, April 13: 8:00-9:00—-Prayer and Bible study. Studies in the Spirit of Prophecy. 9:00-10:00—Choir Practice. 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