The Bismarck Tribune Newspaper, December 17, 1931, Page 10

THE BISMARCK TRIBUNE, THURSDAY, DECEMBER 17, 1931 _ . \ SIDEGLANCES - - - By George Clark | 1@ 1931 BY NEA SERVICE, INC. REG. U. S. PAT. OFF. “Do you think we should include the just send them a THE GUMPS—-A FOOL THERE WAS MAY A CNUMP WE BEEN— Me HAVE SPENT MY WHOLE LIFE IN BUSINESS= ACHIEVED ALL OF MY FAME AND AFYRER PILING UP HALF JHEGOLD OF AUSTRALIA AND CREDITED WITH MANING. BRAINS = 1 STREP OUT OF MY CHARACTER OF ROMEO= To PLAY THE PYURE A NEART we yOTAY 1s Ae RIsete AR. A ‘ SOAP BUBBLE — S [pm IS_ PUTTING UP A GREAT FIGHT~ ME IS TRYING HARD Yo COME OUY OF THE HAZE AND FOG THAT ‘SURROUND LOWLY = SECINNING ‘ SEE THINGS = ALIGHT IS DAWNING ON HIM= : AND Si ad To THE WAVE. MADE MYSELF CHAMPION OF FINANCE — AND NAVE WON THE | ADMIRATION AND RESPECT ee SOAS A BUSINESS MAN@ SUT. I'VE GOT TS GET SOMETHING FOR ONCLE WALT AN' AUNTIE BLOSSOM AN’ LORA. ’ TIN WAGON OOT OF A PACKAGE OF POPCORN FOR GEG, .- THERE ARE SO MANY NICE THINGS IT'S HARD TO MAKE UP MV MIND! Billingfords in this list, or shall we card this year?” ESTIMATE VALUE OF FARM YIELDS; Government Statistics Show Corn First in Both Yield and Returns Washington, Dec. 17.—(P)—Figures on American farm production and the value of crops were estimated Thurs- day by the agriculture department as follows: . Corn, 2,556,863,000 bushels, value $920,142,000; winter wheat, 787,465,- 000 and $341,458,000; durum wheat, 18,395,000 and $8,370,000; other spring wheat, 86,411,000 and $45,772,000; all wheat 892,271,000 and $395,600,000; oats, 1,112,142,000 and $256,483,000; barley 198,965,000 and $70,119,000; rye, 32,746,000 and $12,673,000; buckwheat, 8,875,000 and $3,765,000; flax seed, 11,- 018,000 and $13,243,000;. rice, 45,014,000 and $27,402,000; grain sorghums, 104,- 529,000 and $31,370,000; hay (tame), 64,233,000 tons and $581,833,000; hay (wild), 8,133,000 and $50,277,000; soy beans, 18,885,000° bushels and $11,- 919,000, Peariuts, 1,554,410,000 pounds and $29,189,000; beans (dry -edible), 12,- 705,000 bushels and $31,199,000; pota- toes, 376,248,000 bushels and $161,- 264,000; sweet potatoes, 62,904,000 and $36,132,000; tobacco, 1,610,098,0006 lbs. and $156,097,000; cotton, 16,918,000 bales and $485,611,000; cottonseed, 7,523,000 tons and $78,581,000; broom- corn, 47,900 tons and $2,450,000; hops, 25,852,000 Ibs. and $3,564,000; apples, 211,406,000 bushels and $122,091,000; peaches, 77,743,000 bushels and $41,- 377,000; pears, 23,009,000 bushels and $13,567,000; grapes, 1,582,982 tons and $36,081,000; oranges, 50,814,000 boxes and $82,517,000; grapefruit, 14,770,000 boxes and $18,951,000; lemons, 8,000,- 000 boxes and $19,200,000; cranberries, 651,000 barrels and $3,902,000; sugar beets, 7,933,000 tons and $46,958,000; sugar cane, 2,760,000 tons and $9,- 948,000; total truck crops: for market except potatoes), $208,046,000, for manufacture, $41,514,000. 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