The Bismarck Tribune Newspaper, June 18, 1931, Page 10

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ee Rea SN THE BISMARCK TRIBUNE, THURSDAY, JUNE 18, 1981 THE GUMPS—NOT YET, BUT SOON lo SLEEP CUMSTOCK = AR. BENJAMIN GUMP HAR A WELL] HERE'S YOUR LIST= NOW IF \ ae ‘To BREAK FOR BIM You. NAVE YOUR ORDERS — SURPLUS OF MONEY = AND IS 1 HAVE BOUGHT ALL THE reer ook OVER THESE NOTES= Hikie BAYS G0 To THE BANK= INTERESTED IN BUYING ANY NOTES THAT THE BANKS }/ | , JUST Door qo PAY=" HIS HEART AND SEE THE PRESIDENT NOTES ANB ACCOUNTS — HOLD AGAINST TOM CARR Hi RE ARE THREE NOTES Wi AND CONTRACTS You MAY ANB: Hib COMPANY = HE Sour ARE SET || AND TELL HIM THAT I WILL HOLD OF TOM CARR a EAD THAT RUN INTO THE ON BUY ONE MAKE OVER EVERY OBLIGATION ies AND WHEN You R MILLIONS. WHICM ARE AND HIS COMPAN' THIS OVER] | THINK XR nied THING= FE TOM CARR'S — WHATEVER, SOME OF Y “TH DUE IN A FEW DAY Ge be _— You MAY CHARGE MR. GUMP'S ]/ THESE NOTES:|] FF 18 NOT GOING AND HE IS CARR DOWN TO. B00 OP RE On HN ASCOUNT cuiemone oie TO BE 80 GOOD NOT GOING To BE 7 VEL OF SHESE 4 — A'PAUPER Ger a i ARE = AND FURNISH ER poaieattedteh ier Ay AneoUnY U8 A UST OF THEM . REVENGE ! i a AND NE big ME Al OLD MAN= GASOLINE ALLEY—THAT MAKES IT A BUSINESS TRIP Le UU MALL LULL LLL PO y NS ia 7 yy 7 NOW | WON'T PAN j 5 WALT, I'VE BEEN jf + WEN | WAG IN ENGLAND LAST GOUN, MR. Matalis ch Secs Male uciaie 2 YY \ Had TEA WITH SIR HUMPHREY windsor, \/ CAN SEE F Geegreme Gur ic. WICKER, YOUVE A TRIP TO ENGLAND YOu YW YOU KNOW WINDSOR CHAIRS ARE ABOUT WHERE A CREED uNBOcAaTHE | Sncoaee SPRUNG THE OTHER DAV. AS WELL KNOWN AS WICKER FURNITURE MUTUAL TRADE SAP MOARE TS TED | CGEM ART AND WE TALKED THEN OF A POSSIBLE AGREEMENT Se SRL sient PROPOSITION, AGREEMENT JO ASSOCIATE OUR COMPANIES. | COULD BE CER Ue Wie sou 7 MR. WICKER? 1 THOUGHT THE NEXT TIME | WENT OVER A FING MALT Gl MoE, 1 WOULD SEE HOW SiR HUMPHREY THING. seaeha : FELT ABOUT 7. “Please, paw, let's go now. You know I'd rather see Maurice Chevalier.” | NOW YOU TELL ONE | POOR JUDGE OF FIGURES 1 A NEW LAW “There are twelve, and only twelve., “How is it, Izzy, you are managing distinct type of women,” an au- to keep out of bankruptcy these thor. How can you be an author and days? know only twelve women?—Lite. | “Well, the way times are now there's! no money in it."—Life. YOU OLD SMARTY Professor: Jones, what is the cause | YOU'VE GOT US THERE of cancer? A college president says that inj Jones: I—I—did know, professor, Europe students are trained to think but I've forgotten. | while in America students are trained Professor: What a pity! The only to remember. Well, suppose one can’t man that ever knew the cause of can- remember what he was thinking. — cer—and he's forgotten.—Life. Life. GEE! 1 DOWT KNOW AS A GOY,1 KNOW YOU LIKE To HAVE CHOOSE ANY ONE OF THESE, FRECKLES. ~ WHAT "TO SAY, \NHEN A 0D TIME... AND IF YOU WOULD CARE TO A VACATION UP To MY SUMMER PLACE A way will be found to retain all of ME-0-W! FRECKLES 1 MEET A RAILROAD ACCEPT ANY ONE OF MY INVITATIONS I { ON THE LAKE — A TRIP THROUGH THE the comedy value of “Once in a Life-| Eloisc—I had a quiet little evening] AND HIS | president, Tac! I CAME DOWN HERE ILL BE GREATLY PLEAGED...... You CANADIAN ROCKIES —A CRUISE UP time” without ridiculing the motion alone with a book last night. | FRIENDS TO Tey AND REPAY by eet! To ALASKA — A FREIGHTER TRIP picture industry —Carl Laemmle. | Vivienne —I'm afraid that’s going al MIGHT WANT TO INCLUDE ANY,OR ALL Me en Lawes r to happen to me some night too.— | por Lt {4 tigen thong OF YOUR FRIENDS..1F So, THATS on ~ sept ta “Recent reports that I was dying Life. you OF HEROS! NAME Your cHoice !! were false. I shall not die unti] 1976. | YouR PRIVILEGE... © I merely scalded by foot while bath-| ' al / ing. I was a silly fool to scald myself Settled woman wishes to reduce ex- | t ; 4 pense of trip any place near or north | aren ty HELL DO and will never go near a bathtub of Omaha, Neb., before September 15.| Take Your aw HE again as long as I live."—Wilbur would accompany corpse—Los Ange- Choice, ( (4 MN TALIN, Glenn Voliva. lea Tithe. | peel Oy T ae GREAT MINDS AT WORK ‘i : ; . ~«) “rye always felt that I wanted to), “ dunt know thet Irving should hev a French Governess. I shouldn't! | own rattlesnake ledge so that 1/TeV # Rime! ote eent Lite. | could feel I was kind of mothering the whole gang of rattlesnakes and helping them along a bit."—Dr. Ray-| We would all be happier with fewer | mond L. Ditmars. | Pockets.—George Matthew Adams. In the future the best brains of the MINIATURE RELIEF Byabheees country will avoid business like a| “Rebuilding miniature golf courses | plague.— Prof. Robert E. Rogers of | will improve the unemployment sit-| MIT. uation,” states an editorial. And the! a i s should help.—Life. fishing season should help. e. HELLO, Gack loes A wedding-party has listened to a WAIT A MINUTE, | 55+ DON MWELL,1 DON'T LIME BEANS, EITHER ! gramophone record of a kiss of an! Television will be @ boon to the} moypy | BAKED A POT OF BEANS DON'T UKE ae Oe ee GLADYS 15 WELLING |]/ NINE MED SEND BUT WELL swe TE PRICE OF A MERL absent relative, But lite elaboration ‘nousekeeper who does ner shopping, MOM! AND TLL SEND SOME BEANS , HOM a OR ae SOMETWNG BT ME nisi aieregade AND THST'LL PAY THE INSTALLMENT of this idea woul necessary t9 by telephot nd is now at the mer- . m oe Bcarinhiice: qhoivearn for affection|ce or ine grou “How. are your! OVER By Amy IF ON THE RADIO THIS WEEK to turn on the loud-speaker.—Life strawberries?” she say: YOU ‘NENT THEM. he says. “Well, all r 3 “You're better off than I am, my “send over three boxes.” But in the man. I'm two hundred thousand in television days she can see the berries debt.” and tell the grocer that they don’: “Well, it wouldn't hurt you mucn look very nice, so send over three to go another ten cents in the hole, boxes.—F. P. A., in the Herald Trib- Beans! would it, Mister?"—Life. une. | | | D Cross-word Puzzle | ACROSS Solution of Yesterday's Puzzle 8 Recale | 1, Juice of a 9. Bathe 1 plant 10. Native metal & Discharze of (ef) 1% Sein ibe an explosive Tal of —_— 12 Not hist fal eibies’ mgs | BY Cowan 4. Old measure priest | of length }. Subtle sar- if 13. Anxious witishes a 14. Brazilian ‘Table utenst? ~ a EZ Black and-biue | Wie’ 1 GoIN'> HUH! youre € FrResH\ (Gos, BUT THaT Jones AH40 41S PARENTS ARE SENDING- HIM TS Fee tal Fatty portion SALESMAN| W447S (7 To Ya? YOUNG- WHIPPER SNAP-|| TOUNG-STER /S A SASSY z, BZA Sctoot. FoR BACKWARD Bors/ S Metric tana Cares for SA e PER, AIN'TCHAS || KID! AND SO ut — * ieagute anoreniete FORWARD, Too / k Sticky | sf |. Female eand- piper . 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