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You know I'd rather see Maurice Chevalier.” | NOW YOU TELL ONE | POOR JUDGE OF FIGURES 1 A NEW LAW “There are twelve, and only twelve., “How is it, Izzy, you are managing distinct type of women,” an au- to keep out of bankruptcy these thor. How can you be an author and days? know only twelve women?—Lite. | “Well, the way times are now there's! no money in it."—Life. YOU OLD SMARTY Professor: Jones, what is the cause | YOU'VE GOT US THERE of cancer? A college president says that inj Jones: I—I—did know, professor, Europe students are trained to think but I've forgotten. | while in America students are trained Professor: What a pity! The only to remember. Well, suppose one can’t man that ever knew the cause of can- remember what he was thinking. — cer—and he's forgotten.—Life. Life. GEE! 1 DOWT KNOW AS A GOY,1 KNOW YOU LIKE To HAVE CHOOSE ANY ONE OF THESE, FRECKLES. ~ WHAT "TO SAY, \NHEN A 0D TIME... AND IF YOU WOULD CARE TO A VACATION UP To MY SUMMER PLACE A way will be found to retain all of ME-0-W! FRECKLES 1 MEET A RAILROAD ACCEPT ANY ONE OF MY INVITATIONS I { ON THE LAKE — A TRIP THROUGH THE the comedy value of “Once in a Life-| Eloisc—I had a quiet little evening] AND HIS | president, Tac! I CAME DOWN HERE ILL BE GREATLY PLEAGED...... You CANADIAN ROCKIES —A CRUISE UP time” without ridiculing the motion alone with a book last night. | FRIENDS TO Tey AND REPAY by eet! To ALASKA — A FREIGHTER TRIP picture industry —Carl Laemmle. | Vivienne —I'm afraid that’s going al MIGHT WANT TO INCLUDE ANY,OR ALL Me en Lawes r to happen to me some night too.— | por Lt {4 tigen thong OF YOUR FRIENDS..1F So, THATS on ~ sept ta “Recent reports that I was dying Life. you OF HEROS! NAME Your cHoice !! were false. I shall not die unti] 1976. | YouR PRIVILEGE... © I merely scalded by foot while bath-| ' al / ing. 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