The Bismarck Tribune Newspaper, June 5, 1931, Page 12

THE BISMARCK TRIBUNE, FRIDAY, JUNE 5, 1931 THE GUMPS—HOPELESS AND AGAIN - | ASK You = WHAT ABOUT THAT'S MY BUSINESS- bad birny ae You DIDN'T HELP ME THAT #250, 000,02 THAT MONEY 18 IN x" f GET [T= YOU WERE You MADE ON TOM CARR}! A GOOD SAFE PLACE- KEEP ITi = OPPOSED TO MY INVESTING : STOCk = AND IN MY KEEPING= al ONE CENT IN TOM CARR 1 DION'T- WHAT ARE You 1 SNR MALE |S ONLY ahi aamge iene emi DOING WITH It ? DONT NEEO tary: “M-U-L-E va ANG NON, BUY HEAVEN : “TRO OUT SIDE SPELLED WRONG:/ ( SOT E WABE GOOD ~ SHAT PVE TRIED FRQUREES Zl “Boker GO AROUND — | HARD ENOUGH BRAGGING TO ALL ) OF YOUR FRIENDS SHAT YOU'VE MADE AM ON ) U.S. Pat Of; Ce t, 1931.) Secs tiae DUTY WAS. IF | TELL PHYLLIS SOMETHING HE {S Tie ARBKOT 1 SAW A WOMAN GETTING INTO KEEPING MUM ABOUT Ae RRS NO HAZEL, WALT'S CAR WITH HIM IT MIGHT 1 SHOUUD BE “te se) A eaaa Toe NOT THAT 1 TURN OUT 0 BE A RELATION FRET ONE TO KNOW OF. AND THAT WOULD SOUND (4 TELL HER. mise eS tnd FOOLISH. = ARG THERE t “Now, now, please, don't start crying. Remember how red it made your face the other times.” W YOU TELL 0. JUST A HABIT NOT A CHANCE “So you think your wife's cetting! absent-minded, do you? What makes | you think so?” | “The other day I gave her some | money to get me some shirts and | socks and she came back about three | hours later with a new hat.” swers, A GOOD EXCUSE | iene Se A boy was about to purchase al ticket to a movie when the ticket | NY STARS! Look wHo's 1 HAVE THE RUBY : CALL TAG AND CAN YOU IMAGINE THAT, ee Tete ai Here! on, MoTuER ! THAT WAS STOLEN LET HIM SE! TAG? YOU WOULDN'T “Oh, it’s all right, sir,” he replied. | p . COME AND SEE Whos, FROM HECTOR, : : eTHINIT A RUBY NORTH “I've got the measies.”—Tit-Bits. y me tt RIGHT HERE IN y, ' THOUSANDS WAS IN | FRIENDS | srieut ano roe THIS LITTLE BOX = A COSTLY LESSON |_ Film Star: Will you love me when Earl = She: Have you ever had a lesson | I'm old? LY AT UN by correspondence? | Third Husband: Don’t be silly, We Deror He: You bet! I never write to|dearest. We'll be divorced long be- ‘women now.—What's on the Air. fore that.—Tit-Bits. WHERE We OFFICE SLOGAN | THANKFUL i Don't fire until you see the red ink} A motorist had just crashed into NIGHT... ALL, on the books. ja telephone pole. Wire, pole and Missou: Exe ‘Then there is the go-getter who has| everything came down and twined ITED, HE become a hitch-hiker. Of course he! around the unfortunate driver. As HuRRiES uses both thumbs. | he recovered consciousness he felt the It’s easier to locate a job that’s va-| wires. HOME TO cant these days that it used to be.! “Thank Heaven, I lived clean,” he SuRpRISE All you have to do now is waik around said. “They're given me a harp.”— until you see a line and stand in it. | Pele Mele, Paris. UIS PARENTS Isn't it unfortunate that the only| FEMININE POINT OF VIEW it men who realize that battleships are| “Now, what could be worse than a GOOD NEWS... obsolete elected to be writers instead|man without a country?” said the in- G of navy men. ; Structor. “A country without a man,” said an Fuller Mush—You know, Kath-|attractive miss—Chicago News everybody here is honest.—The Path-|may have their house parties,” said $ finder. the college girl, “but I want to spend 40 ENT OP TWeY'LL WN —— ‘a quiet summer at home.” IN MED KICK Tut PUBBER ‘Teacher — Why did the people of GLADYS. old believe that the world was flat? Square dinner plates are the new- GITS MIXED uD Voliva, Jr—Because they didn’t| est thing in tableware, but more peo- have a school globe to prove that it|ple are interested in the return of IN A STIFF was round.—The Pathfinder. |square meals.—The Pathfinder. BNIDGE GAME - — AY A TEA = GIVEN BY Daily Cross-word Puzzle MRS. ROACH, | WHO LIVES aACROSS Solution of Yesterday's Puzzle }1- Carol ACROSS THE |. Former queen “The Gloom: c of Roumanta Dean” HALL arine, I've lost my heart this evening. | Katharine—Don't worry. Ym sure| Correct this sentence: “The others] M@OM’N. Ate THe POP. Vietim 2. Grows old : . Egyptian soles disk ). Largest con- tiuent . Grown boy |. Of greater free slightly of the Goatees oF ECL, Well! My OLO ) IN THE FLESH, SAM! LL \ (WELL, WHADDA ‘vA ) VERY LITTLE, sam! iMoNA \(ONE LUMP OR TWo IN 7 32. Burdened TOR FRIEND, BOOTH) Jon YOU IN A LITTLE RE-||GONNA ORDER, DIET! MY PHYSICIAN Has ST PAS om, (ceteHa/ youre . MaAcBeTH! - PasT, (© You'Le Pay 300TH? ORDERED MET DESIST, ° hi SUGAR-CURED 2 . z Te check! c FROM sWeeTs / f woe, sam ! Han! S (Now HAVE No O€SIRE ATALC FoR, rocks . Smallest tn- teger . German et cl hand th 1 Rb) Wa 3. River in Egypt . Myselt KPly . Click beetle . French river 1. Support for e- ails change f . Measure of sdge 3. Int surtace Persian fairy ny i . Float of loge . Compass point la 3 2. Part of a . Measure of radio tube Climbing plant Beers 10. Stage speeches as - a to the audi- 71. = alt Ss l eS SS BOOTS | ] AND HER BUDDIES ‘ EW) S) 5 “ SD ee ino enn