The Bismarck Tribune Newspaper, May 21, 1931, Page 2

oe eam Ww * Bronson-Burgess-Chavallier - Gard- RICH WIDOW COULD GIVE PECCY JOYCE TPS ON HARRIAGE Has Been Divorced Seven Times Though She Never Has Visited in Reno ‘THREE GOOD, SEVEN MEAN’ First Husband Was ‘Fine,’ But Died and Left Her With Several Children Alexandria, La. May 21.—Pegey{ Hopkins Joyce, who is supposed to know all about marriage, could learn a few pointers on matrimony from Mrs. Caroline McDonald-Walters- ner-White-Luigi-Hatfield-Willis-Pas- chal, of the nearby village of Urania, La., who has just taken her 11th hus- s after being divorced He is Louis Paschal and, according to the new Mrs. Paschal: ‘He's been mighty nice—I haven faults with him yet. predecessors as her husband have been divorced by her, and she has never been to Reno, either. The three others died. Neighbors hereabouts don't try to remember the new bride by all the names she has had in the last 44 years—lots of them just call her “Mrs. and let it go at that. But this Short Summary of Her 11 Husbands Husband No. 1. Duff McDon- ald—She put love theory into ce by marrying him when s 14. He died when she was 30 and she says she was happy with him. Had nine chil- dren by him. Husband No. 2. Lee Walters— “No good,” she says. Arrested for fighting, he jumped his bond and disappeared. She got an Enoch Arden divorn:. —"Peace and contentment with him.” He was killed in accident, leaving five more children, Husband No. 4. Jack Burgess —Became paralyzed, sent, to rel- atives in Canada. He requested a divorce—and got it. ed 11 Times, _ Woman and Her 11th Husband THE BISMARCK TRIBUNE, THURSDAY, MAY 21, 1931 FOR GRADUATIONS AT NORMAL SCHOOL ISENERA MARRIED FOR My MONEY Shown here with her newest husband, Donald-Walters-Bronson-Burgess-Chavallier-Gardner-White-Luigi-Hatfield- Willis-Paschal. She wed Mr. Paschal 48 hours after she divorced Mr. WiillS.| school, will present the class to the Wesley McDowell, Barnes Coun- ty, to Be Commencement Speaker at Dickinson Dickinson, N. D., May 21.—With the approach of June and school’s end in sight, commencement exercises for graduating students are being planned at the Dickinson State Teachers’ col- lege and the Dickinson high school. Approximately 48 students are to be graduated from the Dickinson high school and 47 students are candidates for graduation from the State Teachers’ college. Listing the largest enrolimen: in its history, the 400 registration mark having been passed at the spring quarter, graduation exercises at the college are to be held at 10 a. m. June 12 with Wesley McDowell, former state senator from Barnes county, delivering the commencement address. Baccalaureate services are to be con- ducted on the preceding Sunday by the Rev. G. H. Plamann, pastor of St. John’s Lutheran church. Final examinations at the high school are to begin Friday morning and continue into the next week. Commencement: exercises are to be \held at the State Teachers’ college {auditorium at 8 p. m., May 28. |_ “Mastery of Tools, Technique and Spirit of Learning” 1s the general theme carried out in talks to be given by members of the graduating class. The students participating are Goldie ‘O'Connell, whose subject is “Mastery lin Education;” Philip Mogenthaler; {Robert Berry and Victoria ‘Wilterding. (Musical selections are to be provided Louis Paschal, is Mrs, Caroline Mc-! py students in the music department. R. J. Hanson, principal of the high 1 squabble with J. W. Willis, her 10th, | was the most startling. When affairs reached such a crisis they were aired in the courts. He de- clared she refused to abide by their nuptial agreement regarding division of $75,000, oil royalties and stocks and | bonds. She denied it. “He was the laziest and most di Husband No. 3. C. E. Bronson || agreeable of all my husbands,” she | stated. “In the winter he said it was | too cold to work and in the summer | it was too hot. He announced he | wanted part of the money he helped | to ‘create’ but he didn't ‘create’! enough to pay for his salt and to-j| bacco.” | board of education. The presisent of the board will present the diplomas. A R 6 CELEBR ATES P. S. Berg. superintendent of schools, a Ete Vs | will make the awards. { ; Baccalaureate services will be held) lat 8 p.m.. May 25, at the high school | auditorium with Rev. Father Schmidt of St. Patrick's Catholic church in charge. S. D. Farmers Ask Aid) Against Grasshoppers, Pierre, S. D.. May 21.—4)}—Arthur President Hoover and Interna- tional Head of Organiza- tion Speakers Louisiana Woman Hopes New PLANS ANNOUNCED — | U —A Series Explaining the Contract Bridge System— By WM. E. McKENNEY Secretary American Bridge League When partner opens with an ori- ginal one no trump, he advises you that his hand contains general sup- porting strength or at least two and one-half quick tricks, therefore any two of a suit bid with which you take partner out shows weakness rather than strefgth. Partner has practically said that ne can support almost any bid that you make, or he can continue with the no trump, therefore if you hold a strong five-card major suit, you should bid three rather than two and partner will either go back to his no trump or will support your bid to four. If you were to bid only two hearts, you would say to partner, “I really believe we will lose less tricks playing this hand at two hearts than you will playing it at one no trump.” Of ‘course, if you were to bid two hearts and that was the only weak spot in partner’s hand, he would go two no trump, or he might even jump the contract to three no trump ae he knows that you have denied any veal supporting strength and he can- not depend upon you to raise his‘con- tract of two no trump to three. How- ever, there are very few hands that it pays for partner to go back to no trump as you have denied with a suit, and more especially he should be warned against going to three no trump over your two of a snit bid. When you overcall partner’s orl- ginal one no trump with three of a M. Hyde, secretary of agriculture.' Washington, May 21.—14)}—The| Wednesday was asked to help halt th She started learning about hus- bands at 14 and now at 58 she’s still going strong. She has tried many nationalities and now she believes “a good man’s a good man, whatever he is.” Born on Jan. 1, 186 | parish as Caroline Frost, she was left | an orphan while a young girls, SHe | plunged into love, marriage and even- | tually the oil business with only three | months of schooling. Wed 16 Years First Time Her first husband, Duff McDonald, was a “fine husband,” but he died land left her “nothing but half a |dozen children,” she says. Three | children died during their 16 years of | | marriage. Her second, Lec Walters. | | got in trouble and ran away, but her third, C. E. Bronson, she pictures as | her “favorite husband.” | | “I don't suppose any woman has | | been through as much a5 I hav | she says as she recalls her ‘bad’ | husbands, “I don't know as any | women have been as hapy as I have] | at times, and I know they haven't | been as miserable as I have at other | times.” | | She regards B. Hatfield, of ane: | }as “one of her favorite husbands,” Husband No. 5. P. Chevallier— Left two weeks after the mar- riage. “Lost interest in me when he found he couldn't get my money.” she says. Husband No. 6.—John Gardner —"Another fortune hunter,” she says., There was another divorce. Husband No. 7. Charlie White —He quarreled with her three months after the wedding. Once more there was a divorce. Husband No. 8, George Luigi— Lived with him five years, they disagreed and she obtained a di- yorce. Husband No. 9. B. Hatfield— “Love at first sight,” she says. He was one of my favorite husbands. He died two and a half years after they were married. Husband No. 10. J. W. Willis— She describes him: “Laziest of them all. He said it was too hot to work in summer, too cold to work in winter.” Husband No. 11. Louis Paschal "He's been mighty nice,” she says. “Haven't been able to find any faults yet.” in Jackson | she is doesn’t trouble her, because busy caring for her estate, estimated as high as $250,000, which came from oil found on her land. She was dubious, it is said, when the first gusher welled up some years ago. According to one story, she looked at the “flowing gold” and re- marked: “Well, sir, that has spoiled one good cow lot.” Now she’s satisfied it was a lucky strike, although she has some diffi- culty in keeping her accounts straight. However, she has decided apinions on husbands. Her experi- ence has made her an authority. “Three Good, Seven Bad” “I've had three of the best men ‘God ever made,” she declares. “And I've had seven others of about the meanest men He ever turned out. I hope this one will be the fast.” She has had so many husbands she sometimes gets a bit confused in sum- ming up their characteristics, some good, more bad. But she is confident ever, /oman needs a man. “Having 11 husbands is nothing to be ashamed of,” she says. “I know a lot of widows who have been longing for a man for 10 years and haven't even got a proposal. I've had so many I couldn't answer the letters. Can't marry but one at a time, that’s a cinch.” She still gets a thrill out of being a bride, although she admits “mar- riage isn’t what it’s cracked up to be.” Mr. Paschal explains it this way: “Caroline ain't nobody's fool. Seven husbands have tried to chisel in on her wealth, but ain't a one succeeded. I'm not after her money. I admire her. I told her I needed a wife and she said she reckoned she needed a man about the place, s0 we got spliced.” How No. 10 Departed She's had plenty of trouble with her husbands and usually she has got rid of them in quick she didn’t go to Reno either. Her recent STICKERS APE ~ RMNI Can you change one letter at a tune to produce a series of words that will evolve * ape into man?. Besides the letters A, P { and E, which you start with, only the bet- ters R, M,N and I can be used. but she doesn't care much for mem- ories of the others. Besides it's diffi- ; cult to remember everything about | them—when there are so many. | Commenting upon a son recently | divorced, she says: | “My son got a divorce—it runs in the Tamily—and proposed we resolve not to marry any more. ‘Son,’ I told him. ‘You live your life and I'll live mine. If I see a nice man who wants | to do the right thing, I'll take him on’ | —and I did.” rocks. American Red Cross Thursday cele-{ brated its incorporation 50 years ago. Two presidents of units of the in- ternational relief organization will open the golden jubilee tonight. Pres- :dent Hoover, who heads the society ir this country, and Judge Max Hu- ber of Zurich, Switzeriand, president of the International Red Cross com- mittee, will make addresses. Both the National and Columbia systems will broadcast the speeches. | Other famed persons will take part in the ceremonies. Chief Justice Hughes will preside while eight am- | Lassadors and more than 50 other! ciplomatic representatives will be) among the guests. The celebration is being staged be- | cause back in 1881 Miss Clara Barton | rersuaded Americans to form a Red; Cross society and obtained the as- sistance of President Garfield in ef-; forts to secure senate ratification of the treaty of Geneva, under which the international organization operated. In July of that year “the American sociation of the Red Cross” was i ‘porated in the District of Colw President Garfield was shot be- bia. fore the United States approved the |One additional W treaty, but President Arthur signed | tioned at each of the points and one it on March 1, 1882, and the senate atified the agreement without a aissenting vote a few days later. The American Relief society, now | Red Cross,” | styled “the American | immigration sub-districts. grasshopper infestation in southwest} ern South Dakota. In a telegram to Secretary Hyde, L.! G. Troth, South Dakota secretary of agriculture. declared federal aid was! needed to prevent wide destruction in an 11,000-acre territory. Will Add 19 Men To Border Patrol Grand Forks. N. D.. May 21—)}— Authority to add 19 gration border p Grand Forks district ¥: Wednesday by O. B. Hol n the! ived district director of immigration here. Two new automobiles for border patrol| work also were authorized by the! ‘Washington department. ‘Thirteen patrol inspectors are to be | added to the present force, four clerks; and two laborers will be stationed at} the headquarters points of the four International Falls will have four additional patrol inspectors, P:mbina four, Portal three, and Scobey two. clerk will be sta- additional laborer will be sent to Pembina and Scobey. WOMAN SCORES MAKEUP London, May 21.—(?)--Dame Madge operates under a charter granted by | Kendal sees red when she sees a lip- con ss and approved by President Roosevelt Jan. 5, 1905. Chicago's “Century of Progress” ex- hibition in 1933 will be held on man- made.land, built out into Lake Michi- gan of refuse, excavation dirt and ‘stick. She told the Actors’ Church Union she had never used one, even on the stage. “Makeup has becn tine ruin of England.” she added. She told of taking a lipstick away ‘rom a girl she encountered on the strect and having a fight with her which ended in kisses. KEPT FROM Don’ DONT JIS AST COURSE , RIGHT AWAY SHE'LL SAY — WHY, L GOT A SON WHO DOES ALL. OURN THEN You SAY— ATS ZACHLY | OUT OUR WAY By Williams | WELL, Tu AVE WHY TL CALLED ON YOU — THEN EXPLAINS JO HER THT, IF ALL BOYS IN TOWN WAS SUMMER VACATION , ON THER OWN LAWNS AN' STUFF , WHY BUSINESS WOULD Pict” RiaHT UP, Coz YOU FELLERS WOULD HAVE “TH MONEY -T SPEND SO CTHER PEOPLE COULO HANE IT TO SPEND SO OTHER~~WELL, CUT -— GOOD NIGHT, You'LL DOWN TH ao0Rress, Anyway. ANY WORK DURIN TH’ \F SHE WANTS TH’ GRASS Consider Youn Don’t Rasp Your Throat . With Harsh Irritants “Reach for a LUCKY instead” major, you advise him that your hand contains a good five-card suit or a very strong four-card major suit, and at least a side ace or king. You furth- er inform partner that you wish him to take you to four of your suit, or if this is the weak spot in his hand, to go to three no trump. When you take partner out of his criginal one no trump bid with three ot @ minor, you show a long minor suit or at least a strong five-card suit with a side ace or king, and you de- mand that partner carry the contract to three no trump or to support your minor,’ While it is very seldom that hands of this type will produce five odd with a minor suit where they, will not produce three odd at no trump, nevertheless there are 8 few hands that game can be made only in the minor suit. If your hand contains just a fair tive-card minor suit and sufficient count for three no trump, it is far better to raise partner to three no trump then to show the weak minor suit. When partner opens with an ori- ginal one no trump and the opponent ruts in an intervening suit bid and your hand contains a good four or five-card suit and sufficient strength to support partner's no trump but Goes not have the suit of the oppon- ents stopped, you should show your suit, This will show partner a hand containing strength and he can se- lect whether to support your suit or, if he has the opponents’ suit stopped, \ tc continue with his no trump; e. g. partner bids one no trump, opponent: UUamis ‘with two diamonds. ~ If you bid two hearts, you show cut, but a one and one-half tricks, but not hav- ing the diamonds stopped, and furth- er more, your hand is not strong enough to go to three hearts. If partner were now to respond with two no trump, he would be denying support for your heart bid and would be further stating that he had the diamonds stopped. Now if you have sufficient count for three no trump, ebandon the heart sit and bid three ro trump. You must remember that in over- calling an intervening bid by op- ponents with two hearts, you show a stronger type of hand than if you had trump with no intervening bid. Hold- ing a weak hand with which you would have ordinarily taken partner out with two hearts if opponents had rot bid, you should pass as partner is now in no danger. Remember that in contract bridge it is essential to find out where the twoe hands fit best and the proper Geductions can only be made by in- telligent partnership bidding. (Copyright, 1931, NEA Service, Inc.) | 2@ CASINOS BANKRUPT Nice, France, May 21.—(?)—Visitors to the Riviera seem far from flush in playing roulette and such things these day. Twenty casinos are in hank- ruptcy courts. Scores report losses. The Cannes Municipal Casino retted only 1 per cent in the recent season. Taxes took most of the gross intake of $1,700,000. Minnesota showed a gain of nearly 7,000 farms in the decade 1920 to 1930. rtner not a weak two-of-a-suit take oat and containing at least bid two hearts over partner's one no | 4), Be Last 300 WILL ATTEND RECREATION CAMP Boys and Girls From Six Slope Counties Will Gather at Dickinson Camp Dickinson, N. D., May 21.—H. E Rilling, Fargo, state 4-H club leader, is conferring with county agents in the southwestern part of the state this week relative to the club camp to be held at the H-T ranch the lat- ter part of June for members of boys’ and girls’ 4-H clubs in six Slope coun- ies. More than 300 boys and. girls are expected to be at the camp next month for the fifth annual period of recreational and educational encamp- jment. Campers comes from Stark, Bowman, Slope, Golden’ Valley, Het- tinger, Adams and Grant counties. ‘Wool sacks, to be used as straw ticks, have arrived. Last year, Jack of bedding facilities at the ranch forced many of the campers to sleep on the floor. Field trips, motion pictures, rope work, games and setting-up exercises are expected to form part of this year’s program. A three-story log house and a two-story log barn are used by the campers. The girls ire to use the house and the boys the barn. Clut members will spend from two to three days at the camp, located 10 miles west of Amidon. Andrew Swary, 74, of Defiance, O. has built a clock, using wood for every part, down to the most delicate unit ne Now! Please! — Actually put your with harsh finger on your Adam's Apple. Touch it= your Adam's Apple =Do you know you cre actually touch- ing your larynx? =This is your voice box =i. ‘contains your vocal chords. When you consider your Adam’s Apple, you are con- sidering your throat =your vocal chords. Don't rasp your throat itants Reach for a LUCKY instead — Remember, LUCKY STRIKE is the only ciga- rette in America that through its exclusive “TOASTING” process expels certain harsh irritants present in all raw tobaccos. These expelled irritants are sold to manufacturers of chemical com- pounds. They are not present in _ .your LUCKY STRIKE, and so we say ‘ “Consider your Adam's Apple.” t’s toasted” Including the use of Ultra Violet Rays _Sunshine Mellows—Heat Purifies Your Throat Protection— against irritation— agains’ cough BY om o