The Bismarck Tribune Newspaper, May 19, 1931, Page 10

« THE BISMARCK TRIBUNE, TUESDAY, MAY 19, 1981 THE GUMPS—SEEING IS BELIEVING ONCE | THOUGHT SHE CARED FOR ME BUT VA BEGINNING TO BELIEVE THAT ANY ONE WHO CAN MAKE AN IMPRESSION ON NER NEART- SNOULD TAKE OUT A PATENT FOR STONE CUTTING — WHY IS SHE AVOIDING ME 7? JHE LAST TIME 1} CALLED dade PHONE WAS BUSY= SHE MUST Vi) BEEN TALKING FOR A NALF AN HOUR= ILL TRY AGAIN AND SRE IF SHE'LL GO FOR A LITTLE RIDE WITH ME TNIS ARTERNOON = WISTORY FOR THE WIDOW ZANDER IF_ WHAT TOM CARR PROMISED COMES TRUE = THE TOM CARR STOCK ON THAT DAY JOINS THE GIGANTIC CONSOLIDATION = #1 NER STOCK WILL THEN BE WORTH Gl TWENTY- FIVE TIMES WHAT SHE PAID HI] FOR !T= SNE HAS %20,000.~ INVESTED: Ml ON THAT DAY SNE WILL BE WORTH LA Sook HALF MILLION — IF HENRIETTA, 3 WotR ine ME = NO MATTER WHEN | TRY TO MAKE A DATE WITH NER - g SHE ALWAYS HAS ANOTHER ENGAGEMENT + NO— i ('M SORRY, BIMBO = HU NAVE A SPLITTING eae wiiKik aa SoING ROR. A RIDE~ THIS. AETERNOON- 'T WOULD BE QUITE IMPOSSIBLE =f Paying that doctor $10 to have him tell me I don't walk right” NOW YOU TELL ONE TO LISTEN ONLY WILLIE WESTINGHOUSE Is now raising chickens for road- houses to use in their dinners next summer. Is at work on a hair shirt of Palm Beach weight for President Hoover to wear in hot weather. Has painted snubbers to -ut on Spring's lap so that when winter sits on too long she won't get tired. Is making a carpet that will beat itself when hung out on the iine in| the back yard—The Pathfinder. One of the big-league umpires drove | a big truck all winter, so he probably | enjoys being hated. JUST LIKE A LAMB Dora was in love, and was anxious to hear the news. i “So you've seen daddy, darling?) Did he behave like a lamb?” she asked | Billy. Reveler (to policeman): Offisher, I'm going to a lecture an’ thish is the addresh. Show me the way, wil you? Policeman: This is a visiting card. 4 - A Reveler: Yesh, it’s mine. “Absolutely!” Every time 1 spoke! policeman: But you're going to he said, ‘Bah!!’” declared her sweet- | hear a lecture sir? heart grimly.—Tit-Bits. | Reveler: Thash ri’, offisher—Tit- Highbrows and lowbrows have 7 trait in common. They do their loud- BUCK FEVER est cheering when the speaker tells them how intelligent his audience is.|__The dollar's purchasing power has jeans increased during the past two ‘The nobody is fortunate at that. It | Years—and so has its elusiveness— isn't front page news when somebody Judge. —s ee But the people who think Amer- The final test of will power is to see | ican citizens shouldn’t be protected in ® friend with a black eye and not ask| ther lands are the ones who howl ane aqueelons. jfor government ald in time ‘of dis- aster. It’s very simple after you under- stand it. Accumulating the world’s COMING SALESMAN gold made boom times in 1918; now! 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