The Bismarck Tribune Newspaper, May 16, 1931, Page 16

. THE BISMARCK TRIBUNE, SATURDAY, MAY 16, 1931 1 CAN'T (UNDERSTAND HENRIETTA'S ACTIONS LATELY = SHE HAS BROKEN THREE ENGAGEMENTS WITH ME THIS WEEK= WE WERE GOING TO THE THEATRE HIS EVENING= HAVE THE TICKETS ALREABY= BEST SEATS IN ‘THE HOUSE ~ AND SHE CALLE TO BREAK THAT ENGAGEMENT = HAS A MEADACHE = 1S INDISPOSED — THIS MORNING SHE WAS TO MEET ME AT 10:45 = | WAITED AAKE A = BINS. ROAD TEAVENEYES BORROWED $10,000.~ “The instructor suggested I become a bit more modern.” | OW YOU TELL ONE GRANDMA WAYBACK SAYS: | A FREE GIVER ‘The modern debut is just an expen-| “Your husband seems to be a man sive way folks have of telling the/of rare gifts.” world that daughter is now on the| “He is. He hasn't given me one market. since we were married.”—Answers. The girls of today hardly reach their teens before they are at their IT’S A LONG WAIT nicotines. Collector: The boss says I'm not to One reason for the decline of the/go back until you give me the money birth rate in this country is because | you owe him. it is hard for a woman to play bridge} Debtor: All right. I wonder it he'll while rocking the cradle. recognize you with a beard.—Answers. I hope farm relief this summer in- petri cludes my not having to cook Sunday HANDS UP—AND DOWN dinners for visitors from the city— | The burglar had made a big haul ‘The Pathifinder. when a voice behind him said, “Hands up!” Requiring certain fitness ina man| He turned to find himself facing who would practice law: permitting|the owner of the house, who was any moron to make laws if he can get | holding a revolver. Just as the burg- enough votes.—Americanism. |lar was about to surrender his loot, he heard a thin voice pipe up: Another advantage in attending] “Daddy, what are you doing with church is that nobody ever yells|my water pistol."—Tit-Bits. { “Stick ‘em up.” — A gentleman, says an etiquette Another nice thing about newspa-|teacher, always rises when he is per advertising is that it doesn’t make |dining with a lady and a second man the customer mad by shutting off the | appears. His dander does, also. view. } a | Did tree sitting discourage turther DOUBLE ACTION leffort. or are the lunatics just slow Then there was the Scotch tree-|in getting started this year? sitter. He picked a site near the| STILL IN LOVE baseball park.—Judge. | “But my daughter,” said the candid Service is a fine thing if it doesn’t | business man, “has no sense of money confine itself to serving as the other| values. 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