The Bismarck Tribune Newspaper, May 12, 1931, Page 4

|) 4 THE BISMARCK TRIBUNE, TUESDAY, MAY 12, 1981 THE BISMARCK TRIBUNE) irc cou tat vs tacoma soma cs fabanstics Reosieone =o What's Wrong With This Picture? | cay CGS tie APER If, however, the committee had not made the : bs increase when the price reached 2 1-4 cents it a ot Hed Ged Meco! Rcburtice cr aks Bis- shall be required, when the price reaches 2 1-2 a . and ent at at Bismarck cents, to increase the export quota a full 5 ‘second class mail matter. cent. ‘ ; ay D, Mann ...,..sececeeee President Publisher aoe No other increases are to be obligatory during SYNOPSIS: Bert Rushe wants to be a big Home Run Harry. Hi his famous older brother, Atte, bush I uits college, : lenty of adventures, falls in love and fails peed i Subscription Rates Payable in Advance "any one year of the five years for which the con- jig money backing 3 cou} le of shows and fails y vith Dally by carrier, pet year .........+6 tract is made. Other releases of additional export that he ought to try out for, Ue MateeS himuelt in fest company Be ey can bce Tens Cn Bismarck) quotas are to be left to the option of the commit- one of the svowner of his new team on sight, Re aater iias iishatee) tee, but at a price lower than 2 1-2 cents no ex- —— Daily by mail outside of North Dakota 6.00| Port quota increases other than those specified are T didn’t make the least bit of difference to me that-this to be made. ‘man Chalmers, a human “grizzly” type, was owner of the areyy to raat Seats, Det year... Chester team. .The way that he bellowed to me in front ee en ee ee ae Exposed to an Education of all of them, asking who told me I could play ball, got my ver been “got” before. ; oe ee to know?” I yelled back at him. Darwin shook his head warningly. Chalmers turned q Pu ou're out—get out—go back to your grammar school vg led. ‘oats thi official?” T asked. | we had been busy witt signals, n——" With rural schools throughout North Dakota closing year + 2.00/ until the beginning of another school year next fall, Member of Audit Bureau of Circulation thousands of children’s hearts are being gladdened by Promotions to the next higher grade and a few unfortu- Member of The Associated Press nates are receiving the bad news that they must do over The Associated Press is exclusively entitled to the use ain th « which they failed to master this for republication of all news dispatches credited to it or |®8aln the work which they ed tbr not otherwise credited in this newspaper and also the! The situation is aptly expressed by one of the teachers local news of spontaneous origin published herein. All] whose school has been represented regularly in the “ down right, when Chalme Tt was trying to explain shook i ited Of republication of all other matter herein are| <1) notes published by The Tribune in cooperation with to his brother-in-law. up. “8 came over to a the teachers of the county. Her observation is that “It to him, ‘. (Official City, State and County Newspaper) is not enough to be exposed to an education. It must eu Zou are the fresh aleck who was | old-timers seemed reac nil ~~ Sconce aaeeone>- rer Od bad in my office—you ought tp know | He stood behind me fo ® Tos Forelgn Representatives ; that its ‘official. "We ean't woe you" | watching 2° see resting ne ated SMALL, SPENCER & LEVINGS ities “ > me it there was any reason Wi (Incorporated) Sunshine? We Have It— at Bane eats ey iS a Srinning Hhgulan know, my eat NAME, Formerly G. Logan Payne Co. It can not be repeated too often that North Dakota is had worn slung ovet ‘That's & hob one w remy shi a ‘on the contract.’ CHICAGO NEW YORE BOSTON @ sunshine state. The yearly average for North Dakota, From a leather fold eocaee = ‘olgame name as the Home Run contract and showed it to him. eh?” is 158 sunny days, 108 slightly cloudy days and 99 cloudy. “T have witnesses, Tm | King of the Gothams ere ded, “well Getting Closer to Tidewater In the months of May, June, July and August, North Da- Z 4\ s fired —only you oan pend TY salary | and when 1 node vel it's "a cO- ‘Ten years ago the members of a service club in a small) kota averages 14 days more sunshine than Iowa, Indiana Minnesota inland city were earnestly discussing WAYS) 4, minois. The average temperature for March, April tract ce.” a tered and fi me oe. nto coincidence, Mr. Chalmers, we “f didn’t know—my Gawd, who both had the same parents,” I as- and means of reducing transportation rates and making] anq May is 41 above; for June, July and August, 69 above; aes their city attractive as a location for manufacturing 1N-| ang for December, January and February, 10 above zero. there—Fil make a 1H dustries. One man who had taken a passive and rather | pesides, North Dakota has less wind than South Dakota, bors lemme By ‘brother Soemt, bellove, T1 cynical interest in the discussion, suddenly icc a ae Minnesota and Illinois. Let's remember these facts when He's ‘8 pitcher,” I heard Darwin ba A a k eye but poot of cold water into the crowd with the waggish remark: | uninformed or misinformed folks begin to shudder at the wumbets funnier yet,” judgment ot ball players—” “Well, boys, it will be a long time before this gets to be|uyorth” in North Dakota, him in and let him | he began to laugh. “That's another ped, ad @ seaport town!” The remark caught the fancy of the a x also Dat tel town Jokers, and soon “This ain't no seaport town!” be- r ited milk is even superior to butter- ee he sald to his oo hed jt ot oe Poe him, 2 came a favorite form of rebuttal. 4 milk for overcoming acidity in the} Darwin came over and took my | know him rather well’ sh ue body. The juice Chalmers wat But Minnesotans, by and large, have had a change of Editorial Comment Ga would suttine fer ope plat oc males] Bice a a vt | a real triend to me. "ie really iked vision, and now its newspaper writers are declaring in Me ee Dizziness cross him,” he mut bold headlines that the gopher state is due to become one|| Falterials printed, below show the trend of thought 7 2 Question: E.G. Hf. asks: “what] | “He does’ mean anything to | the way I had sited into him, Some 7 ter yy other editors. They are published without regai can be the cause of violent dizziness| 277 ‘There was no question about it, vast harbor for seagoing ships, and all that Lake Superior |] to whether they agree or disagree with The Trib- wy BR. when lying on the back or right side? “Make it easier for all of us, £ cn q eanebail city” needs is a little salt to make it a real ocean. ksarheb salvar Dowels ate regular ahead,” he said and argued <. Seer res tats adc ciaes stk tine The occasion for this feeling of nearness to tidewater 1s the completion of the Welland canal, which connects A Nevada Industry Lakes Erie and Ontario, overcoming the big drop which eenaiia eaves (st. nent areas ei - i North America’s scenic lays have again returns joe county, , se te Hooda ae Leet sk tn the lakes-tovsea| Nevada. ‘The Reno divorce courts, geared to quicker ENCLOSE STAMPED ROORESSED ENVELOPE FOR REPLY wonders. Another important = -S€8/ action by the new six weeks’ residence rule, are grinding © 1926' MECOY HEALTH Semice -L0S ANGELES- CAL: care ate ana chain is the Beauharnois canal, othe 23 Goes out decrees a the tate of one every six minutes. show him up because he wasn't | opened. We were iter 1 opening. completion. It will overcome the rapids of the St. Law- londay, no's divorce judges turned out a DELICIOUS D! any use with the stick. It was easy | with a couple of sensational four- rence river and the drop between two small lakes. ‘These| "ecord number of decrees in the first hearing under the TOON.” [ab tecmrarantae cee ees work. Paggers ‘in’ the Gotham's, opening channels will be fully completed next year, when Duluth arrives cael set grates ae one bd nots ‘The delicatessen stores have ac-|damp cloth and put some cooked S8By the time we were ready to open and other lake cities will be made regular ports of call for] r¢ is a wo, magistrates. / quired somewhat of # bad reputation | non-starchy vegetables into the ther- iby had begun playing te ‘Chicago. t is estimated that attorneys’ and witnesses’ fees for the| largely due to jokes about the new|mos bottle. You could take He sauntered up nearer. I held a | For the first time since I quit, ol- ocean-going vessels. day ran as high as $75,000. County filing fees alone| bride's delicatessen meals, but just behest Da few'cignma’ > 2° catcher a5 | jege and went on a bush league team toward Answer: The dizziness may come| For the first time on this opening | league were the same. They took the from high blood pressure or harden-| day of Our tice I was put in the | ames serious —* = any Bot wre Le DIT Wal Be meweneD ing of the arteries. In some cases,| box. Why Foster, the manager, | more fun anc . them than the fans in the big cit oN CARE OF PAPER plain biliousness is responsible. hadn't done that fore I never fat supported the ager i One of the new took | teams. 8 stick ag ordered, it was a crime ‘The ‘3 season had already ‘That competition is beginning to be a factor in water | amounted to $5,000. because @ delicatessen store contains as my first step a transportation is becoming quite discernible, not only on}, An earlier Nevada used to have the expression “doing » q will gladly 2 agitet) Saluted me and called out, | big Jeaguer 1 was playing ball, or land office business.” But now “doing a divorce court| sidered wholesome Personal May 12, 1917, General Petain Tooséned up for « grin | 900Ut to play ball, within a few hun- the Atlantic and Pacific seaboards but in the land-locked| pines” ita the ‘alah 4 Bes led nite - Northwest. As a prospective seaport, Duluth has become ane eight of commercial activity. Hiepece trie op and wp red miles of where my brother was an industrial threat to the Twin Cities, and the upper Chicago Purged ! French General Foch suc-| the old bowl drop: Pearl missed it ‘The opening day was perfect as to Mississippi barge line may be regarded as a partial an- (Los Angeles Daily News) ceeded ony ema of staff of the z = inches and turned to stare pcr pnd oe ihe mob ‘at the ball swer to the challenge. The Twin Cities were always rail-| If we may believe United States District Attorney T sent another down without | . ‘Those Allison City hive were minded until the Great Lakes-St. Lawrence waterway| George E. Q. Johnson of Chicago, that city has wiped Ihr coted tld ede ad en ee oat te pinding up, a silly old trick of mine keenest rivals and Spd a began to approach realization. out its gangs. Speaking over the radio, Johnson tells] rectiy wholesome and ching tenic canal iad Rainn’ boat a League pennant the previ- us that not only the Capone group, but the other gang too late. My Seas diin akine ca thong Competition in water commerce is growing increasing-| je, ders «, in ~| _ These foods may be used to take on “ ale” i t going to be a big day for ly keen in both oceans. On the Pacific coast the cities| Vietet ara stare elie tiam ce! Maer ard Pofsanetere esti a plenlo or they may be used during hd ong down widens speed." nea now just about what Davis th? of Seattle, Portland, Los Angeles and San Francisco are|tentiary.” “Others,” he says, “we are deporting under| ‘D6, warm oo socio ‘aber the Chalmers had lost his grin. Jim | can,do.” our manager explained to 4 striving for thelr share of the coastal, South American,|the immigration laws.” It seems that we have heard| Moai “nn, octupounstecmnmg, a Pearl was on edge by this time. us, “and Rush here doesn't know a . re ’ tok thing about them. , Alaskan and Oriental trade, This bid for business is Kenahaeh of apis gebe ee pe mete es German name which has come, 0 baht, enuank told me to keep on sending dire’ the net, Davis will hurl reaching further inland every year, and many North Da- course, if eric’ the district attorney, says is true, there pect = geo emits, : pe junday helped me. He missed seven in a cin, nya those birds and gets kota products’ have found an attractive market to the/ will be little left for Mayor Antony Cermak to do e: t Sapiaia ian shaiaats a a shen west. During the past 16 years the port of Seattle has| draw his salary and sign city ordinances. But the world| “nace,%s delicatessen. |. Chalmers’ team were Git teinen | | _ Pink Davis a ee ee trim and expended nearly $12,000,000 in developing harbor termi- will expect to hear more of Chicago's rackets and rack- ng I tossed down the ball the next im Pearl had his batting boots on alued at|cteers. The mere fact that the joint profits of three of 00d, time it came to me, at my feet, | for sure. But those Allison City nals, which at present are estimated to be valued al good, wholesome foods, and walked over to my ‘coat my | boys were there every minute, At Sandel WS Capone's lieutenants have, according to Johnson, 88-/ and either baked or boiled ham. It | offer @ convenlent and handy way greatly improved contract agair. an the beginning of the fourth they $18,000,000. A total of 109 steamship lines operate out f| cregated more than $3,500,000, makes us suspect that the| is often inconvenient foods partied Seattle, the ships averaging from 5,000 to 12,000 cargo| racket is not entirely over. a aa gererin gap gel e gotten | eet gran lrg “Here's a present Chaim. | ister baschuh Wan sone cas tons. The average of arrivals and departures is 122 ships Whalen a Neus? nen ? ‘good roasts ers,” I said, loudly. rm ‘not used | except from a fan’s seat. I had ’s in a Name i J Hi s i : z ' j 3 never played with such - oe. show, and T’ + Peppy play: Other Pacific coast cities are keeping pace with Seattle (Los Angeles Daily News) catessen, tg gorilia™ not used to playing | ¢rs before: in the improvement of their water aepree baler, Fehr: gent reer immortal Roosevelt, Bere nescag va and eae you .m daughter ofa German brewer I turned to go but Darwin | Stage Fright ‘ are the nearest of the United States to the Far East, ant mA Armageddon—of the Great Un-| cost bara said Planning a flig! erphbed en, Ri t — eT i—surveys things mundane, one can easily envis-| Were United States. Well, who list ushe, don’t lose If stage f the run to Yokohama usually is made in less than 12/,,6 the famous smile on Teddy's face. Theodore| are no le ermometer. a should | your head,” he said. : ge fright is anything like Ro of to buy ‘Answer: It is a little difficult to| “NOW More about hops? Chalmers "fold me, T couiany | WRAt I fet when T walked ut to days. Roosevelt, Jr., possible running mate of Hoover in 1932; Competition between Atlantic ports also is becoming rae fe omeey ponept re boomed for her late hus- and’s ice even in speaker's chair; Franklin intense. New York has always dominated the export D. i the anit i rife veegress and import trade, but New Jersey is fighting for a share| 2: Roosevelt, the most aes hemor ee ‘ fee pelea of the business on that side of the Hudson, Philadelphia earn it under the tongue for two minutes} “rhe cruiser Chicago is soon to be| naix’rs Teuea, TOUTE, through!” | I was rattled before I caught sight « wants to bring a greater portion of the shipping into the inlet paainicloaed, named the flagship of the U. 8. fleet.| “Winn aan e eta oeyay atm: | of my brother Harty just entering * Delaware river and Governor Pinchot has promised state Paap This can On the assumption, perhaps, that the ding out id. aid to that end. In the meantime Baltimore, with its great pou name will instill fear in the hearts ther advantages is holding its|/#tter-day America. It may be that hone of the A . eryrecl ; expelient harbor and other advantages wall achleve the honor Prophesled for the respective nee hae a own. careers, but remains, at ithout name, versit 01 being pro- ‘What the future of America’s growing ocean commerce] prestige and popularity would not have reached present Probably the best thing for you to do| posed for southern England. Courses} iS brother-in-lew. bat ope ple ta toss in the fourth, Tm ~ po wtaae for actors, : ‘Twin evils that, come 5 | EER i I Be ach new that every one was won- payee een Tm oe se who I was and what 2 * * * ‘ing | explain to you how to mometer without being able you. With an adult, i Hi i Fe >i s i E z Hy i a e making a jump. er 4 to make ® monkey I couldn't understand it. Surely he 't come = He glared at his manager and at ter just to see eget aid saw me. He fli his will be is not clear, but it may be taken as a certainty| heights. niin he 80 £0 10 zon AEN am ae F shook off his hold on my arm, han ance and skt y ea that it will exert a tremendous influence on the hitherto M ieee aed fea pad payed aI rian alga ground. eg 2 me as the | isolated midland section of the continuent. lore Wheat Than Ever lustrations ant ferent methods for using the ther- (Detroit News) ter. You don’t have to wear a stiff shirt, observes the office sage, to put =e Wheat growers of the west, where wheat surpluses: Willing to Try It are made, appear not to be disturbed by the Question: , P. Ns (Copyright, 1981, NEA. Bervice, Ine) Cuba, Germany, Poland, Czechoslovakia, Belgium, on ee) eer oes thes a8 , ‘Hungary and Java have entered into an agreement with ae ‘y federal farm board, to sow about . " a rie regard to the exportation of sugar which may have e| pmount of wheat, pre ‘ag ay ask cee tule far-reaching effect on the future commerce of the world, | perilous season in what the farm board body as buttermilk, especially in case do the agricultural situation in the United States and other an alarmingly, Deveperons condition. satel SS meg lrg if 80 rege! much} I have found that Broadway and (pt wot fovernor of one use for one ‘Sure can ‘ puauiries and the food habits of most cltizens of this old}, Gov ep cating ehchure reonsted in aia pint of milk?” panrmond ban ee and Vean ty and wehlty Pinochle | ‘copyright, 1929, Graphic syndicate, tae pee. {of the biggest wheat crops in its history. ‘The average Answer: The lemon juice with] beautiful girl in the world.” “SRF —_—_—_— | In brief, the idea is to allot to each country a share of farmer, he said, was paying little attention to the farm * kk a, js ee i the export business available on a sliding scale and at @|board’s request to curtail production, but agricultural A dictator produces better head- Peony spain poly roy ‘“ x FEAR; COW, RENO fairly stable price. In principle and in the anticipated| leaders were supporting the board's aims and attempting TH is Cc U R | O U S Wo RLD Uines than @ democracy, but in the| the Toon under the Grand, | art We <o, May 12—(P}—Moscow | plan of execution, it is somewhat different from the at-|' persuade the farmers i pects with Ces, rest of the story the advantage is the} stand, | | Mua =e removed | creat ra Pruelgeitte radial | tempts to jack up prices on natural monopolies which| in Kansas, the farmers or thelr leaders?” sii : eke fore Chalmers and Darwin came in. | American society by Chancellor ae | distinguished the British effort to stretch the last inch —_——____ ft “gore as a pup, en?” Chalmers |e Ellsworth Brown of New York of profit out of its control of rubber production or the The Growth of the Social Conscience asked, ‘university, . Brazilian attempt to wring the last drop from its near- ten ate, you want me Aw, a —_—— monopoly of coffee. hey argued for © while SET STOCK SHOW DATES Both of these efforts failed because of the greed of the 2 ee Cin SUNT uct once,” Hazelton, N. D., May 12.-(p, managers of the rubber and coffee combines and the fact ghee} eee = ee ane Se ee toe spe ath annual Emmons nt that high prics encouraged competition from other n@-| jie would think of piey begepal T do it because I like Sune 17 end SoM, Nave been set for tions which were in position to enter the business of Se ae extough to play Southeast of here, W grounds growing these commodities. The sugar agreement, being 4 dn cod oft, aun 2) gimed at stabilization and only fair profit, may have Be bene! oo oft, Ane ~ better luck. But, Chalmers, despite his rotten \PPER FANNY SAYS: eae | It is @ child of the brain of Thomas L. Chadbourne of He protend thet he means nothing ae New York who first proposed it to President Machado of it was his manner. He ‘a Cuba. Through diplomatic channels the Cuban leader -in-law had interested other nations whose problem is similar to that a Ny ey] of his home country and the agreement was reached at & they had stzong hurler aside from conference in Brussels. he Node It still is much too early to tell how the scheme will ‘work or if it will work at all. It seems obvious, however, that if the audit succeeds it may be possible for other na- tions to follow suit with respect to other commodities. i : i Hi Bg. if oi i ‘The lone exception may be wheat, for it is grown ex-| In our wan ude tensively in practically every quarter of the globe. eagay peers paid that the only reason I 6 ‘The Chadbourne plan, as described by the Washington Be 0 Seneay Tepe ae ee Oe i thing else to the law of He tried to give 1 pack to him,” 4 ra poole Apap ie, Bink Davis and Jim, Pearl were could easily find higher pes isos. Secretly they had mines of how. er were uae foe Cuaimers ‘is, liked ! or who would take care ie seers, sere paid, ana 1 iot g i i i ‘Was 80 over it yoy ea A jy tase he wanted, to make oe & the direction of human and social re- “That's the first, radinge sponsibility, Who knows but the present worldwide de- Seed." be declared, “and he thinks Fee: forcing mas to think an larear terme then ever > There must have been 61 pupils m the fou are'8 A oe ee, Tis very magnitude compdls tie recognition ‘dass. The puzzle is solved by adding one REO EEE Pe ct hoe,” human f u nu to the least commen multiple of 3, 4 and < Mi tes Choatioacs gain. wil tion may lift the world Jevel of social ethics. 5—which is 60. the last day of our. Mother Earth is all wet when is / i :