The Bismarck Tribune Newspaper, May 12, 1931, Page 10

Her Ae Danese Keddy Sheva tAarHeesy ween THE BISMARCK TRIBUNE, TUESDAY, MAY 12, 1931 ©1921 SY NEA SEAVICE. INC. REG. U.S. PAT. OFF. “Late again—I guess the childen will just have to learn to get them- selves ready for school.” W YOU TELL ON OH, WHAT A BO! Arriving home from a party. Fred's wife took her hat and dasuied it| against the floor “What's the matter’ ed red. “Matter? Why, you our hos- tess how her husband standing | the heat and he's only been dead three weeks."—Tit-Bits { EVEN STEPHEN A HARD TASK Friend: What do you have to do in your new role? Actress: Nothing much. Just rep- resent a pretty girl, that’s all. “Sir,” said the lawyer calmly; “but Friend: Really? What a lot they! so was the charge against which I de- expect from actresses these Gays!—jfended you."—Hummel, Hamburg. Answers. The lawyer's client stormed angrily into his office. “Sir,” he said, “the charge you make is outrageous.” ae | It bludgeons every one of our God- ROUND TRIP MARTYRS jgiven senses to say that the world is A Russian was being led to execu-|globular. If the earth were round, tion by a squad of Bolshevik soldiers | why the water would slip off.—Wilbur one rainy morning. Glenn Voliva. “What brutes you Bolshe: grumbled the doomed one, me through a rain like this. | one. “How about us?” retorted one of | the squad. “We have to march back.” —Ohio Motorist. Ss are,” march I am a reputable citizen. — Al Ca- “Sam, Ah, jes’ seen a alligator eatin’ our younges’ chile!” | “Umm-ub! Sho’ nuff? You know, Ah thought sump'n been gittin’ our chillun!”"—Life. “Out late again, ch. Well, just for that you go to bed without any break- fast.”"—Judge. —— |. Workmen excavating an Aztec vil- And to think that all of this time/lage in Mexico have unearthed sev- we were led to believe that a cop wasleral potatoes. They are belicved to a fellow who slept on the job.—Judge. have been baked by an ancient race, because they are quite cold.—Life. EFFICIENCY Boss: What does this mean, Jem? Why arn’t you carying those bricks? Worker: I ain't feelin’ so well. A Nebraska University is refusing to give diplomas to students who I'm drink. At last a really efficient step all a-tremble. has been taken to curb the number of Boss: Oh. are yuh? Then just get college graduates.—Life. busy with that sand sieve. then.—An- | swers. And it’s high time that the Demo- crats stood shoulder-to-shoulder on This is getting to be a funny coun- | national issues, and not toe-to-toe, as try—where a man can’t give another they've been doing.—Judge. man a slapping without creating a lot of hubbub.—Theodore Dreiser. If television ever becomes practical, it’s going to be funny to walk into a Everyone knows that the govern-|night-club that looks like an office — ment is not perfect.—Calvin Coolidge jaeee | Daily Cross-word Puzzle AcRoSS Solution of Yesterday's Puzzie 16. Supplicate Trouble 20. Top cards 21 Land meas- ures 22. Sound of @ trumpet 24. Metal 25. Exposed to Dublic view 27, Scene of combat 28. Preceded by nine Garden plot £3. Music drama Grow rigid AWD Ee WDWO OO Om e 23. Continent 26. Strip to pree vent slip- > |[>] Om [m|alz[m]< OWI Wikis oe WDHEMO OWMOHD Or 41, And not 3. Olfactory or- gans 46. Encourage 48. Herb used in making pickles Poem Not bright Member of the Tai race 53. Inhabitant of: suffix >| =|> Be m|>|m|z/> BE >| A [m/0/0| DOM GW DOOR | R| E Al s P| E Ri s e IN G R WH BWW OREO RWW Deo Oo 2. Guido's highe st_ note 3 e1 eparted Medicinal American Ine dians 61. Ship's diary COWN 1. Exclamation of disgust herb . Unit of force lamation reek letter eculiar Scent 51, Benison 54. 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