The Bismarck Tribune Newspaper, May 2, 1931, Page 16

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Slowly developing a richer, nealth- | Een fer and wiser civilization in spite of - a : a | IT MADE A DIFFERENCE all we can 7 pre raat | Wrecked Motorist ‘opening his eyes) — I had the right of way, RESOURCEFUL BARBER Customer — ‘The _ periodicals have here are all full of detec: mystery stories. Pee, es ait and ta easter to | gereitie, Capone to. trial isn't dit . * _ | ficult. The hard part is finding a law cut. jhe hasn't broken, so they can indict Te | him for breaking it. didn't 1? Bystander—Yes, but the other fel- low had a truck.—Capper's Weekly. you e and his wife soesn't | When a man si | he means she no understand him. longer pets him. Another thing America needs is & college that won't give a youth any (more education than his intelligence can bear. If a pitcher is game is won, that’s straters jerked and the game lost, dumbness. that's CONSIDERATE JULY Capper's Weekly. Judge—What is the verdict of the jury? 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