The Bismarck Tribune Newspaper, April 17, 1931, Page 12

THE BISMARCK TRIBUNE, FRIDAY, APRIL 17, 1931 “Now, if you'll drink your milk and go to sleep, you'll be a big girl like mother, some day—and then you can go dance the way she goes.” TRIBUNE’S PAGE OF COMIC STRIPS AND FEATURES from walking about flower show. ! NOW YOU TELL WE'RE TELLING YOU ‘Ten thousand years ago toes of the /3 a. m. and pretty Miss La de Delila dead were cut off to keep their ghosts |stepped across the pavement to get Autos killed 108 persons sianding | on safety isles last year. ‘Only three signers of the Declara-| tion of Independence used middle| names. The tailor's goose has a larger bill than any other bird. Alaska sends her crazy people to Oregon. There are such things as luminous mushrooms. The Russian government gives (prizes to janitors of apartment houses | $10. The big charity dance was over at into her auto. “Pardon, Miss,” plead- The leucocoryne ixiodes ordorata!ed a tramp. “Can you spare a starv- ‘vas the sensation at the New York! ing man a quarter?” “How utterly unreasonable you peo- ple are,” she replied haughtily. “don’t you know I’ve been on ‘ny feet all night dancing for you?”—The Path- finder. “Whenever I see you 7 think of Jones.” “But I'm not a bit like Jones.” “Yes, you are. You both owe me Baer—Why so downcast, old man? Lyon—While my wife was away I ‘who are most successful in saving | kept writing her that I was staying fuel. ‘The largest publishing firm in France announces that hereafter it will omit the pames of authors from books they publish. Treland has the twin births of any Pompey's Pillar Eeypt, was neither Tompey. highest rate of country. at Alexandria, erected by nor to at home every evening. Bear—But how could she ever find out otherwise? Lyon—She saw the gas biiJ that just came in.—The Pathfinder. Lissen—What made Wildroot send that bomb to the Editor of the Eve- ning Sneeze? | Hurpa—The editor told him tc send That English girl who recently /all future jokes written on tissue pa- swam the harbor of Sydney, Aus-/|per so he,could see through them. tralia, did so in a oat. Sharks! net pulled by a Waiter—Don't you like your college pudding? Mrs. Gnaggs—Before we were mar-| Diner—No, I'm afraid there's an ried you used to say you could listen | egg in it that ought to have been ex- to my voice for ever. | pelled. Mr. Gnaggs—Well, at that time T| had no idea I'd ever have to do it—| THE GLAND MOST ACTIVE The Pathfinder. OUR SLANGUAGE First Man—Tip me a fiver, Jim, I'm| have won success have had to sweat positively clean. Second Man—Well, you ougit to be, ou're forever sponging. — Boston script. | Success, a physician says depends ‘on the proper functioning of the glands. Anyway, most of these who! \for it.—Boston Transcript. Most of the love triangles turn into wrecktangles. 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