The Bismarck Tribune Newspaper, April 7, 1931, Page 10

“That's the sphinx in Egypt—we saw that, didn’t we, Wilton?” HIGHLY SPECIALIZED nurse to put a hot water bottle ut nose and walked away. Doctor—Well, what did you expect? Bhe's the head nurse. specialize to that extent? Please get me the foot nurse—Capper’s Weekly. that calls it a triumph of statesman- wena Dn A aaa to be sensible. £ After the kid learns “expression,” ‘ the only problem is to protect him until he is old enough to be a radio announcer. Simile for today: As sweet as the ‘ sound of rain on the roof when lovers are together; as sad as the sound of rain on the roof when love is gone. HE’LL WAKE UP IN TIME ‘Mabel—Maurice and you are to be married? Why, I thought it was a mere flirtation. Helen—So did Maurice. — Chicago News. AND WAKE UP BLUSHING “Clothes give a man a lot of confi- dence,” says a fashion paper You bet they do. We go out to places we wouldn't dream of going to without them.—Humorist. The trouble is, we do dream of go- ‘ ing to places without them.—Boston ‘Transcript. Abolishing the beer traffic: Tak- ‘ ing it from the Germans and giving ’ it to the Italians. ’ ‘The man who messes up a hotel ‘ bedroom is the one who dodges when : he spills ashes on the floor at home. Reform, American style: Building ' @ fence around a sin; pretending it 0 isn’t there. olive tree 6% Within: comb. 53. Numeral eompass . cae i ies Pi | Ee ‘You can’t expect much in a world NOW YOU TELL ONE | EVEN AS YOU ANDI Patient —Say, Doc, I asked that Don't worry if your job is small And your rewards are few, my feet and she just turned up her| Remember that the mighty oak” Was once a nut like you. —California Club. Patient—Good heavens, do they| Corect this sentence: “They “are very poor,” said the gossip, “but that j Won't prove a social handicap in thia town.” LIVE AND LET LIVE ship when diplomats at last decide Sign in a Kansas restaurant win- dow: “Come in and Eat or We'll Both Starve.”"—Boston Transcript. You can tell a woman who is past 80. She can pose for a kodak picture without showing her teeth. In the old days, Americans had millions for defense but not one cent for tribute. That was before they learned to love money mors than freedom. “We must have a uniform rule,” says a traffic official, “so we'll know what it means when a hand is held out.” At a winter resort it means four bits. The advantage in being a nobody is that you can come right out and say just what you think about pro- hibition. NOT WORTH NOTICING Traffic Officer—Didn’t you hear me when I called to you to stop? | Motorist—I didn’t know it was you 'T thought it was someone I'd run over. —Boston Transcript. These garments that reveal the back would be more attractive if shoulder blades were less like shed roofs. Mrs. Bight—I head you've got a new organ in your church. Now al! you need is a monkey. Mrs. Gnasty—And all you need in yours is an organ. | Daily Cross-word Puzzle across Solution of Yesterday's Puzzie &. Dinner course 8. Potzonou of deve 10. River mud L fsb at 21. Soft’ minera) 23, Plane surface 32. North re yt 41. Japai bare $2 Bekins 43. interurett 44 Small singing &. ii 46. Mexi peal 5g Short tore 48. Female ealnt: 49. Pull after 1 SAW HER THE OTHER DAY = AND. SHE'S GETTING TO THE AGE “WHERE SHE BETTER QUIT PATTING HERSELF ON bine BACK = RT PATTING HERSELF AND emp. UNDER THE CHIN A MONKEY OUT OF ME AND SHE'S MAKING A WRECK OUT OF ME ~ IF THAT'S ANY SATISFACTION JO NER- IF SHE STARTED OUT WITH THAT PURPOSE — SHE NAS SUCCEEDED = PERHAPS SHE GETS PLEASURE OUT OF BREAKING A MAN'S HEART = |; SUPPOSE SHE'S PATTING HERSELF ih WELL” HEAVENEYES = SHE'S MADE i) i zy GASOLINE ALLEY—S a = WELL WE'VE 1 SAIS ROBEY WE'RE JUST \/ PUNCH - BECAUSE j GOT To Pick | ALWAYS OT CASHIN NAMIN HIM, | HES A LITTLE LICKER OUT A NAME CONCH) cike FLUFF S NE UNCLE AVERY [THAT'S GOOD! HAHA FOR HIM. BETTER FOR A DOGS y\ AN’ | WANT PONCH — LITTLS UCKE! t How's ONE. ‘ Wik TO CALL HIM BOzZOt WELL, THIS ts ALL. Z ? ! . REMENBER, SPARE CAN 00 HERE, SO TM Wh | No. EXPENSE IN TRACK- FRECKLES] ON NY WAY. 1 THINK WORK, FAST. AND His | tlt Ge Aste T TRACE fl peom Tie CLEVER FRIENDS | M Wer Aw Rett Y iny quey cor DONT BECOME ANXIOUS. | iTS my Secret IF YOU DON'T HEAR NON “TAKE OWE STEP NOW You'NE LET'S GET POP NCE ! NOT ON: WOR. AS “THE Last MOM’N BACK WITH YOUR LEFT GOT 1T, MoM AND ALL GO OUT On, MoM r met! 2 MERE'S YOUR “SWACE SYDUREL STRAINS 1'M GETING POP FOOT. NOW HOP TWICE~/ ut To AWIGHT.CLUB GLADYS AND T T: GRADUMTED SHIRT. T CRANE |] GETTING 1, wae. KIDS A PLACE OF if 5 ‘THAT’ : : ‘i WLARITY.. AWGIR: OWN, VE 1 WANE AT'S \T HILARITY AND Kony TRAY THEIR. RENT W ‘ 4 & } { Its a Gay é LETS Go IN,SAM, AND HEAR IN THIS SPECIAL PLEA FoR OUR FORESTS, | DOUBT y OFF WwHaT THIS FELLA'S GoT To t 1& THERE IS A SINGLE PERSON HERE WHO HAS Oe oee,: R SR / Sav agouT Trees! q EVER DONE ANYTHING To SAVE TIMBER | ¢ . ws LEedcTuREs To- 9 NITE ON He's N T]|\] CONSERNATION Slacker! OF OUR , “Trees ey, yy