The Bismarck Tribune Newspaper, April 2, 1931, Page 15

oie ah TRIBUNE’S PAGE OF COMIC STRIPS FEATURES THE GUMPS—SIC ’EM, TIGE AND | WANY TO WARN YOU BEFORE SAY LISTEN! a \ | E BISMARCK TRIBUNE, THURSDAY, APRIL l ll Yi 1m GONNA OPEN Yy JHE DOOR AND LET HIM A COME IN = - You EVER THINK OF BUYING A NEW CAR = I'M NOT. TRYING ‘TO KEEP THE WOLF NAT THERE ARE PLENTY OF THINGS You FROM THE DOOR — CAN = ON Ni] AN RO Ce TRUS SON Ew COAT OF PAINT— BOA toh hed 8 dei aiid WA ATAN Lo bg FEED HIM RAW WE NEED NEW RUGS — SOME NEW UM INVITING HIM = PY MJ NEAT AND. TRAIN HIM FURNITURE —.AND YOU'RE UP Jo YouR NECK IN DEAT = Do You KNOW THAT= DANIEL BOONE ? INSTEAD OF SPENDING - You SHOULD BE DOING THING ro Ki sae THE WOLF FROM JHE DOOR — Jo KEEP THE Zp» wax — GASOLINE "ALLEY—ASSORTED Zz = SEE eas c pss rrr ee: NES, BUT THERE CEES DN psd AU HOW'S THISt BUT HERE'S THE BEST ONE~ A LOT OF ARE A LOT IM ON THE MAP BUT THEYRE oo ACE, TEXAS - RACHEL, WEST VIRGINIA— BLOSSOM, POSTMARKS LOOKING FOR, POSTOFFICES. SND THERES THERES A \ KING, NoRTH | | NEW YORK- LORAH, PENNSYLVANIA= GOLO, PENNSYLVANIA AN’ LEAD, SOUTH DAKOTA, AN’ SILVER, MONTANA, AN’ COPPER, ARIZONA AN! ZINC, ARKANSAS, AN! IRON, ILUNGIS AN’ STEEL, OHIO, RR THAT | HAVENT || COLLECTION, | CAROLINA, SKEEZIX, " RIGHT QUEEN, MONTANA AN’ “ff JACK, VIRGINIA. } AVERY, IOWA - EMILY, MINNESOTA = DOCK, KENTUCKY AN’ WICKER, MISSISSIPRI, SPUD. LIKE, DUCK, NORTH CAROLINA DRAKE, ARIZONA— QUAIL, TEXAS — PARTRIDGE, KANSAS — DOVE, MISSOURI AN’ TURKEN, TEXAS. “If I only had a job this morning—instead of getting up and looking. for work, I'd just stay home from it.” NOW. YOU TELL ONE : A WORLD OF IT SURPRISED. “I hear you contemplate going Ai abroad.’ “Yes, traveling is an education.” “Then I recommend a world tour.” —Passing Show. If you wonder who controls the movie industry, observe which stan-/| dards and faiths never are rediculed. Bundsoe — Did Mayor Thompson William's recent political speech bear fruit. Doughty—l'll say! Hecklers pelted him with both the hen and grape varieties. TM 601IN6 To SEE IF I CAN FIND ) Some MORE CANE OR CRUTCH M i] ON THE FLOOR... WHOEVER STOLE }) HECTORS RUBY WAS A CRIPPLE, ae FRIENDS | as if “Your friend Lawyer McFee doesn’t Ny ALL RUGHT.....BUT HOw DID HE seem to rise very high in his pro-| Young Wife: Would you be sur- Wii fession.” prised if I gave you a 50-pound check K i ivy Aa “No, he’s one of the few who pre-|for your birthday, darling? fers to.stay on the level.” A Husband: Yes, sweetest, I would, . Wife: Well, here it is, all made out “So you went to the hospital for |Teady for you to sign.—Passing Show. an operation. What did the doctor i get out of you?” Trainer—Say, I wanta congratulate 5 . . “A new auto.” yuh on this article you writ for the i newspaper—it's the berries! - i Z Mrs. Talkalot (at musicale) —Oh,| Pugilist—Yeah, dat's what -cey tell Mrs. Gosseppe, I had so much to say|me. By golly, I whisht I could read! to you, and now. the pianist is —_—_— through. 2 Guide— Why didn’t you shoot at I Mrs. Gosseppe —I’m just dying to/that tiger? | hi hear it. Let's encore him. ‘Timid Soul—Er-er, he didu't have f the right kind of expression on his Pessimist —I told you carpenters! face for a rug. | wouldn't continue to get $11 a day. I —_— know several persons who have of-| Her—You used to say that you were a fered Bill Sawyer no more than $5 a/ unworthy. of me. day. - Him—Well, what if 1 did? LOOK CHICK! © GROOM STREET> TNE fiswt ww WE ROO & ’ Optimist — You're crazy. Why Bill) Her—Nothing. Only you seem to (ON'T TuBT & HEARD OF GROOM Stasér- ANSBABLE! 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