The Bismarck Tribune Newspaper, March 20, 1931, Page 12

sieves “The boss’ dog thinks I'm the big guy and the boss is just another hitch-hiker we pick up.” . NOW YOU TELL 0: | AMERICANA i} THERE'S NO ESCAPE A woman with a poodle on her lap and a cigarette between her lips talk- ing about mother love. An immigration inspector asking in broken English where you were’ born. Going up 20,000 feet in an airplane to do stunts. Schuman-Heink on the Enna Jet- tick shoe hour. Where an ordinary citizen who de-| cides agginst the 18th amendment} gets loaded to jail, and where a judge | who decides against it gets loads of | “They say your divorced wife has made up her mind to marry a strug- gling young lawyer.” | “Well, if she has made up her mind, | he might as well cease struggling.”— ; Pathfinder. Husband (to wife in front of hat} SHOW THEM IN ‘They were essentially Bostonians, cents in my pocket. and both were literary ladies of Bea- “Wite: You might have known that |Con Hill. While on a trip to Califor- Yd want to buy a few things when|nia they decided to “take in” Holly- we left the house. | wood and call upon Nance O'Neill, whom they knew during her sensa- My dear, it’s no use your} T've only fifty shop): looking at those hats. y: I did—Answers. one |tional triumphs in their New England ADVERTIS: HIS BUSINESS? | city some years back. The speaker was a brilliant orator, | Calling at the studio where they and the audience gave him proper at-|heard the tragedienne was employed tention, except for one man in the|in a picture, the sprier one said to the crowd who made things bad both for | attendant: ve're from Bostcn and the speaker and the listeners, by| Would like to see Miss O'Neill.” “I'm shouting “Liar! = Li After ‘y, Jady,” said the attendant, “but ition this, the]it can’t be done.” “But we are her All right, lady,” and in a loud ce he cried across the area: “Say Jimmy, tell Miss O'Neill there's a who persists in his rema good enough to teil us his name, in- stead of merely shouting out his pro-|couple of character women waiting fession, I am sure we will be glad to | outside to see her."—Judge. make , his acquaintance.” — Forbes Magazine. » BETTER JOB — | Then there is the town where you} need an operation because your doc- tor needs the commission. a @ Brown—Oh, I married her. She's my treasurer now.”—Capper’s Weekly. Daily Cross-word Puzzle | ACROSS: Solution of Yesterday's Puzzie {. Pilot 11 Topas hum ming bird 12. Book critics 8. Gaming cube 9. Pulls apart Ieee tease 14. Shrewish Be ‘woman 1S Lass faves 20. Neighborly . working party 17, Massachusetts 23. Deputy cape 24 Father ot 18. Energy mankind 19. Japanese saab 25. Sunburn 21. Hail and fare- 28 Employ wel 29. 22, Aruificial tans ot Sway guage 34. Malodorous Ht. Swiss river 36, Mountain: ; Concerning comb, form 26. He: French 3?. Plerce 38. Head covering 39. Slamese coins { Tare to bone ‘urns to 33. Dance step 48. Ascended 49. Feminine 85. Sufficient: t. Doel 36. Unclose 38. Punctuation marks 40. Favorite 60. Center of at- 80. Complete col- 51. raction lection 64. 100 square 81, Uneven 83. name Fine openwork fabric Australian meters bird 42. Again: prefiz 65. Before: nauti- OOWN 55. Greek letter 43, Batrachian cal 1. Headliners 52. Courteous 45. Feminine 61. Beverage 58. Dinner course name 68. Denoting 2 Past ot 8 59. Food fish 42, Sun fod choice wooden joint 61° The pineapple 48. Individual 69. The: Spanish 3. Sea eagle 62, Horses of a 50. Forms words 71, Mountain in 4. Type measure certain color with letters Crete 5. Plunder 63. Expunge $2. Remainder = 72. Black cuckoo- 6. Barrier in a 66, Tatters 64. Preceding like bird stream 70. Sun nights 73. Japanese 7, At home 72. Knack 86. Salt pagoda 8 Short jacket 73. Also 87. Short for @ 74. Make amends 9. Of least thick- 75. Not any kind of dog 76. Rotations ness 77. Pronoun 88. Pertaining to 19. Island of the 10. Babylontan 18, Negative bodies at rest "Cyclades group deity prefi ith — Whatever became of your} >|friends and are sure she would see] By Blosser | FRECKLES AND HIS FRIENDS Well! Well! MOM’N Gladys Has Ideas, Anyway! He Certainly Ist BOOTS AND HER BUDDIES THE BISMARCK TRIBUNE, FRIDAY, MARCH 20, 1981 MAN GUMP = USELESS = aor AT HIM OUT THERE = WHAT'S HE UP To ? WELL= | COULDN'T PUY UP. A TENT AND, MAKE A LIVING AS A FORTUNE TELLER @ | CAN'T TELL NOW _ LONG THE SUN 18 GOING Yo STAY OUT = OR WHEN THE WIND WILL CHANGE — OR WHAT ‘THE STock TICKER WILL Do THE NEXT MINUTE = VA NOT PSYCHIC = BuT THERE'S ONE BABY THAT HAS NEVER FOOLED ME YET = 1 CAN ALWAYS TELL WHAT HE'S OLINE ALLEY— ANYWAY SKEEZIX DIDN'T POSTMARKS ALONE AN! FLL OH, THESE ARE ALOT O Y= CORK, NOU LEAVE MY LETTERS UNCLE DOC oe: GAVE ME OUT O' HIS WASTE BASKET TO COLLECT POSTMARKS RYne NEAR OLD BETTY OF ‘TAMPA, FLORIDA, GETS SPECIAL MENTION “TODAY FOR ABOVE POSTMARK FROM GUATAMALA TO SKEEZIX'S COLLECTION. BN THE WAN, HAVE NOU STARTED YOUR COLLECTION NET? }] 1S A RICH OLD RECLUSE’ AND A COLLECTOR OF RARE JEWELS... HIS MOST PRIZED RuBY DIS- APPEARED NYSTERIOUSLY g& AND I'VE BEEN PUT ON Famer SAT ‘AND TALKED, HIMSELF AS A DETECTIVE, WAS USHERED IN -ovseee O-KEA , SWEETIE = GET IN MOTION. AND Look AROUND RiGuT T'DAY, BUT REMEMBER, HUNT UD A BARGAIN ! T MINOW EXACTLY How MUCH WE CAN SPEND~I WAVE Ove BYDGET ALL MADE OUT, BIG Bor WHAT soRT OF A PLACE WOULD You LiKe, te POP OW . AT LEAST “TWREE ROOMS , WITH A BEAMED CEILING IN THE LAVING 00M AND AN OPEN FIRE PLACE, AK SouTH EXPOSURE WITH CUTE FRENCH WNINDOINS AND SEATS BUILT UNDER ® THEM TE Heck WITH RiOtN’ IN XOUR caR! LETS WaLk! (TS @ Peact OF A MOONLIGHT NIGHT— Av GuzaLems AROUND “THE CORNER l.| LOOMIT TH’ OL GAL GO ----40 =+100 +-+ + AN! 10 + WHEEEEEES WELO THERE WATCHIN! ..- ovtss Th Down NISAY “THEN say TH’ MooNS INHABITED, SAM- Do You THINK There's REALLY ANY ONE LIVING- DROP GIVE YOU ALL THE LETTERS TO PLAN POSTMAN WITH. BLOODHOUND TO FIND OUT WHO'S LITTERIN’ THAT LITTERACHURE ALL OVA THIS HOUSE. AND TD LAKE A DINING Room THAT'S PANELED with LARGE, OUTSIDE WINDOWS — THEN IT WANT ONE OF THOSE ADORABLE BUILT-IN ELECTRIC REFRIGERATORS IN THE KITCHEN — E'S THE QUEEREST ANAN IN THE TOWN...HIS HOUSE IS WAY ouT AT THE END OF THE STREET... NWHY DONT You STAY ALL NIGHT AND IN THE MORNING TLL HAVE FRECKLES TAKE You OUT Te HIS PLACE !! AY LAND"! WHAT ARE You DOING UP SO LATE...AREN'T You AND Your FATHER EVER, ~AND, ww tne # MORNING, FRECKLES WILL Show THE OETEcTIVE ViHERe OLD MAN RECTOR, LIVES 10. € sure! C'MON AROUND THE CORNER AND I'LL PRove iT! sere’s | eo Ig aa sie one | Nena. UM; LET ME SEE WHAT WE WANE HERE. OF COURSE A PLACE LIKE THA WOULD RUN INTO OU,1 know ! WE COULD NEVER AWFORD (T-BuUT-.- I'D Just LOvE HONING A PLACE LIKE THAT - REG. U.S. PAT. OFF.“O 1931 BY NEA SERVICE. INC. S ONE WHO (S LIVING On THE MOON, GU2z! wer Coma