The Bismarck Tribune Newspaper, March 19, 1931, Page 12

THE BISMARCK TRIBUNE, THURSDAY, MARCH 19, 1931 THE GUMPS—A FATAL ‘ERROR r NT AND GO ON A SHOPPING TRIP TODAY = eho et WE NEVER SEEN NowT YOUAND b= VD Like. To Buy WHEN # LOOK AT THEM = CHAU 1S AT A PARTY. You f DO YOU WANT, Bot 1D 2 SPINACH. GeT SKEEZIX pe 1 931 ay ee ee {i RUB. U. 5. PAY. OFF, “They're having another of those terribly noisy parties upstairs. Why don’t you go up and complain? They might ask us to join them.” | OW YOU TELL O | NAME O’ HOWLS LIVING IN HOPES Miss Bee A. Gentleman is a nurse in the Dade county (Fla.) hospital Two physicians in North Platte, Neb., are named Twinem and Trip- lett. In Los Angeles a teacher of vocal! music is W. Whybark. H ‘The medical director for the Amer- ican Red Cross is Dr. De Kleine. fil WELL- WELL: $0 AM t= \ HOW I'D LIKE To TAKE You BY THE HAND BUY YOU EVERY THING= $0 MANY WONDERFUL YOU AUL THE SPRING CLOTHES = ALL TNE HATS= 0 gy Wietadbee’s “daa u PRESENT YOU WITH A COUPLE OF AVYOMOBILES AND A GASOLINE ALLEY—NOT FROM THIS ELEVATION = penn . ( WISH WE COULD TAKE OUR TRANS To THE KITCHEN AT HOME. ; == 4 a SS. atin DAN OFF "LL HAVE SOME (i ut = NU N AND AUNTIE BLOSSOM : BZ OF THAT. WHAT 2) uh eae FFEVR = GIVE YOU A STEAM YACHT= A TRIP YO EUROPE= ANYTHING THAT YOUR LITTLE HEART , DESIRES WHAT 1 SHOULD HAVE DONE = was To HAVE MARRIED A RICH GIRL = 0 ‘THAT | COULD Pa HER EVERYTHING SHAT SHE WANTS = EAT ALL THIS. ('M AFRAID MN EYES ARE BIGGER THAN NW “STOMACH. a nag fl Will E. Hatchett and Miss Martha | The literary critic met a young and —- aspiring author at his club. WE BETTER GET UP \4 “I've just read a book of yours,” he STAIRS. UE@e MOTHER AND || BUT L AINT Appleman were recently marvied at Columbus, Ohio. §. T. Chidambarathandavamoorthia po! spices vi said FRECKLES} T4S HAVE BEEN IN BED A BIT SLEEPY, ws the now assistant fire tarshal at hee Cnet atenled!ehe}auliw, | IND SHIS) | et Hons Tie Ano ce - jopefully. TH Tal Norwalk, Ohio, is James W. Burns. “T hope so,” replied the critic—An- FRIENDS ARE STILL TALKING ABOUT YouR EXPERIENCES IN WE VALLEY OF VANISHED Hap Hazard is a well known wire walker in vaudeville. pe Dr. Charles H. Eye is a specialist in ai - that at Chicago.—The Pathfinder. Bel sesalediaeidl arrancones: GRANDPA WAYBACK SAYS EEE encTe: Sed distal chet egy An educated man is one who can) Finding a needle in a haystack is tell the members of the cabinet and|easy beside finding one in a modern| Now What? tell why. enariment The trouble with some men who! ‘Jt takes five generations of breeding take an important step in life is that/to get. a champion hen and yet we they soon lose their stride. 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