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THE BISMARCK TRIBUNE, WEDNESDAY, MARCH 18, 1931 THE BISMARCK TRIBUNE An Independent Newspeper ‘THE STATE'S OLDEST NEWSPAPER Established 1873) Published by The Bismarck Tribune Company, Bis- marek, N. D., and entered at the postoffice at Bismarck ao Sg apeaneniied George D..Mann .. President and Publisher Subscription Rates Payable in Advance Daily by carrier, per year ..........+008 Daily by mail per year (in Bismarck) Daily by mail per year Gn state, outside Bismarck) .......... Daily by mail outside of North Dakota .. ‘Weekly by mail in state, per year . ‘Weekly by mail in state, three years Setter by mail outside of North Dakota, YORE siccesecceenserevene Weekly by mail in Gsnadn per yoar Member of Audit Bureau of Circulation Member of The Associated Press ‘The Associated Press is exclusively entitled to the use local news of spontaneous origin published herein. All rights of republication of all other matter herein are also reserved. (Official City, State and County Newspaper) Foreign Representatives SMALL, pees! on oa Formerly G. Logan Payne Co. CHICAGO NEW YORK BOSTON Hard to Escape Whatever troubles the Democratic party may have in patching up its differences on the prohibition question, it is apparent at this writing that they will have more than an outside chance of success at the polls in the election of 1932 unless business and economic conditions take a decided turn for the better. ‘The promises which put Hoover into office with an overwhelming majority in 1928 will not make good am- munition for the Republicans in 1932. Regardless of whether Hoover is to blame for the condition which the nation finds itself in, the flamboyant statements and optimistic forecasts of three years ago will prove a boomerang ® year hence. It is far easier to criticize and condemn the president than it is to point out where he has erred and what might have been done by him to prevent or alleviate the slump which hit the country within a year after he took office. Business experts disagree as to whether the economic system has touched bottom, but it is apparent that if we have not reached that stage we are 80 close to it that the difference is negligible. There are a good many indications that the next noticeable movement in No Longer an Infant If there is any question about aviation having passed the “infant industry” stage, proof is at hand. As aviation conventions are being held as there are steel or cotton conventions. Being Americans, we judge an industry or group large- ly by the number and nature of its meetings. When we see a large number of meetings held to discuss a given subject, we know that subject is important. If it hap- pens to be an industry we know it is a “comer.” Also, conventions are fine publicity. No up-and-com- ing newspaper will ignore s convention in its city, even if the matter under consideration happened to be that of preventing tonsilitis in Siamese parrakeets. All of which is incidental to the fact that all of the states have been asked to send their aviation commis- sioners—or failing that, special aeronautical representa- tives of the governor—to a convention to be held soon at Tulsa, Okla., Math 25 to 27. There the aviation industry will duly be taken apart to see what makes it so precocious. Resolutions will be solemnly adopted; speeches will be delivered, prophe- cles will be made; entertainment will be offered and received; some work will be done and the convention will adjourn, serene in the knowledge that the aviation in- dustry will have been saved from the ills of the cur- rent moment, . Life’s Platitudes A modern essayist has come around to the discovery that the business of living results mainly in the personal proving of the platitudes about life. The writer, a con- tributor to a sophisticated magazine, says “As children we wrote in copy books innumerable repetitions of state- ments meaning little to us at the time beyond the achievement of a Spencerian slant. As the shadows be- gan to lengthen we learned that many of these homely, uninteresting precepts were true.” What a blow all this must seem to the generation which has called itself “modern” and boasted its eager- ness to experiment, its daring determination to find truth at all cost. The flappers and the flappers’ boy friends—| are they after all spending their energy merely to learn that honesty is the best policy, that truth crushed to earth shall rise again, and that a bird in the hand is worth two in the bush? Somehow it scarcely seems worth the tremendous stress and strain, Old and young alike have waxed hot and) emphatic in the battle. Old and young alike have said! things in the heat of argument which calm judg- ment overrules. To learn now that all this might have been avoided by simple adherence to the copy books is just the sort of irony that life supplies plentifully. Bath Tubs Beware business will be an upward trend. If it develops fast enough it may hold the country in line for the Repub- lican party, despite the now ominous Democratic threat. But regardless of any immediate upward trend in the commercial indices of the nation, it is apparent that both parties, Republican as well as Democratic, will have to deal with the platform advocated by John J. Raskob, Democratic chairman, at the recent meeting of the party’s national committee. The prohibition plank, of course, is so controversial as to bar even temperate discussion unless one wishes to take a chance on criticism from partisans on one or both sides. But it is the least important suggestion contained in the recommendation. Over and above his prohibition theories, stands Mr. Raskob’s declaration for a six-hour day and a five-day week. It has all the ear-marks of a vote-getting argu- ment which his opponents can meet only by using the same ammunition. In other words, if'the question of hours of labor is made a@ political one and the great party machines are forced to take a stand on it the movement for a shorter working day and a shorter working week is going to have a lot of support. If the Democrats do not adopt it, as Mr. Raskob de- mands, they are going to encounter trouble, If the Democrats adopt it and the Republicans do not, it sim- ply means an additional handicap on the Hoover can- didacy of 1932, already overloaded with handicaps. There are a good many questions to be answered rela- tive to the prospective relations between government and business under such a platform, before the Raskob program will be wholly convincing. Granting that a president is elected and a party comes to power on such 8 promise, it is still a question as to how the end sought will be accomplished. Government cannot say to busi- ness “do thus and so” and force obedience to the order. The leadership of the government, however, would be an important factor in inducing industry to adopt the principle of a shorter working day. The idea already has the support of economists who tell us that the nation has given more attention to developing its powers of produc- tion than to its powers of consumption. This lack of balance, they say, causes the economic situation which prevails today, when farmers get almost nothing for their produce and thousands in the cities go hungry; when textile workers have no jobs and millions need more clothes; when carpenters, lumber workers and other building tradesmen lack employment and thousands live in hovels or crowded tenements. Tt is the contention of the economists that by reduc- ing the amount of production per individual and increas- ing the rate of consumption for the same individual, the producing and consuming processes would be brought into balance. Then, it is to be presumed, everyone would have a job with plenty to eat and plenty of clothes to wear. More persons would be able to buy homes and automobiles and send their children to college. ‘The picture which may be conjured by carrying out the theory of these economists is so alluring that even the most gloomy is tempted to look at it more than once. To all of us it appears worth investigation. Added color is lent to its plausibility by the fact that many industrial leaders of the country are advocating it. It has been endorsed by persons of means and financial position other than Mr. Raskob. Were a long-haired radical to sponsor such an idea it would be much less respectable to discuss it in reason- able terms, for the auspices under which such ideas are presented do make a difference. In the past we have had only the labor unions and those interested directly in the worker to advocate such revolutionary theories. Now that business leadership has taken a hand—and presumably in its own interest—the proposal seems much Jess fantastic than the eight-hour day did within the memories of most of us. Mr. Raskob is well tailored and well barbered. He can write his check for millions, He is credited with having made two hundred odd millionaires by his leader- ship of the General Motors corporation. Less success- ful men can hardly expect to be taken seriously when. Now that the cold cream cult has supplanted soap and water in caring for feminine complexions, the beauty specialists are plotting a similar onslaught on the na- tion’s bath tub traditions. Billions of dollars have been spent on advertising facial creams, yet the old-fashioned habit of bathing ex- clusively with soap and water, until recently, has gone unchallenged. Since the average American woman seems convinced that cold cream is kinder to her face than plain soap and water, the beauty specialists believe that she can be persuaded to give other portions of her skin the same treatment, according to a leading authority of the beau-|® ¥. ty trade. Maybe they can, but we are going to be prejudiced. ‘We are going to insist on keeping the*bathtubs, what- ever happens. Perhaps other folks will not be so determined on this: point, however.. If they prove to be more open to con- viction we shall have a real fight on our hands to pre- serve that ancient American tradition known as the Saturday night bath. Editorial Comment altortale patos below show the trend of thought by other editors. They are published without regard to whether they agree or disagree with The Trib- une’s policies. Leave It to the Dog (Washington Star) Lovers of dogs never tire of tales of the sagacity and fidelity of those animals. However often repeated, they are alwfys delectable to the admirers of the creature that has been called man's best friend. Nor are they fiction|* stories, for there is no need of fiction in this matter. They celebrate the dog’s faithfulness, its sagacity, its memory, its veritable reasoning powers, its affection. A court case in Long Island City is just in point. A shepherd dog was claimed by two persons, Mrs. Sarah McShane and Albert Weinberger. The rivals told their stories about the dog, each setting up a case of owner- ship. Judge Peter Daly, perhaps himself one who knows dogs well, concluded that the decision should really rest with the animal. He ordered that it be released from its leash at the bench. As the shepherd steadied him- self and looked over the court room, both Mrs. McShane and Mr. Weinberger called to it. The dog started down the room, past both of the major claimants, and thrust its head into the lap of little Marilyn McShane, aged two, who sat at the back of the room. The case was settled then and there. This is not an exceptional instance. Judges have resorted to this expedient many times, and never has an appeal from such a decision been successfully taken ‘There is no higher court than that of the dog’s instinct and memory and affection. A Reassuring Sign (Minneapolis Tribune) The best news that has come from Washington for some time brings assurance that the period character- ized by dramatic business stabilization conferences and economic soothsaying on the part of government officials has come to a definite end. Mr. Hoover has lef it be known, in effect, that he considers business far enough on the mend to recover without further stimulants of the sort, and he 1s apparently convinced that the return to economic normalcy is now merely a matter of per- mitting the natural forces of recuperation to take their course. Whatever good the government pulmotor has done, its further conspicuous presence on the busi- ness scene, the president seems to believe, could only in- spire a fear and apprehension which are today not war- ranted in the slightest degree. Therefore the government ‘will cooperate quietly and inconspicuously with the in- dividual business henceforth where cooperation is needed, but general and drastic business stabilization efforts will not be resorted to in the future simply because there appears to be no need for them. Such an attitude should prove definitely reassuring to the country, because it indicates a business situation well in hand. There seems to be general agreement that the emergency phases of the depression. have been pretty well left behind, and that with employment Heures showing a general upward trend for the first fee nearly 18 months and with the period of spring and and if, they hurl charges of “socialism” at a man of Raskob’s status and achievements. And since it cannot be brushed aside, the politicians will have to meet the idea contained in his pronuncia- mento to the Democrats. Out here in North Dakota, not yet highly industrial- fzed, we are less interested than are the folk in the big) manufacturing centers. We are interested, nevertheless, for the Utopia which Industrialist Raskob suggests will) (017 appeal to the farmer also. It may be that the agricul- turists of America have been working too hard. Certainly, if the working hours of the nation are to bbe shortened, the farmer should be included in the new $uthmer activity just ahead, business needs nothing more than an opportunity to adjust itself quietly to the n normal upward trend. : There is no doubt that emergency measures w justified during the plunge downward to mitigate jolts and jars. There is no doubt, either, that many of the official prophesies as to recovery helped to establish needed confidence even though {it was geod proved that the official prophets were not entirely fallible. But now that the point penta 93 and a ppeae Gen salvation ‘The adjournment of congress create that atmosphere, as will Mr. Hoover's tion to see that the wheels of recovery function unnecessary noise and clatter. A few months of wood- sawing and mental quiet should do wonders for country. nexl[_The Annual Eptenicof Spots Before the Free! | The Annual Epidemic of Spots Before the Eyes! es many ‘The resources of our free Informa- tion Bureau are at your service. You are invited to call upon it as often as you please. It is being maintained solely to serve you. What questioh can we answer for you? There is no charge at all except two cents in coin or stamps for return postage. Ad- dress your letter to the Bismarck Tribune Information Bureau, Fred- eich Haskin, Director, Washington, Q. When did the first horse race take place? G. R. A. The first horse race was run in 660 B.C. in the 23rd Olympiad at Athens. The distance was four miles. Eight years later, the first harness horse competition took place in the 25th Olympiad, when the horses drew chariots. 2 ‘Where was Einstein educated? A. Prof. Albert Einstein was born at Ulm, Germany, in 1879. His boy- hood was spent at Munich, but in 1894 his family migrated to Italy and Einstein attended the Cantonal school at Aarau in Switzerland. Later he took a course of lectures at the Poly- technic School at Zurich and obtain- ed his Ph. D. degree from the Uni- versity of Zurich. Q. Why are letters and numbers affixed after addresses on mail going to London, England? R. T. A. London is divided for postal purposes into eight Head Districts which comprise a number of Delivery Districts. For instance, W. C. means west central, the number ‘following indicates the delivery office. Q._ Are the University of Paris and the Sorbonne the same? T. R. A. They are, Q. Where did the game of domi- noes come from? K. J. H. A. The game of dominoes is of French origin. Q. Was German ever considered seriously as the language for. the United States? F. J. G. A. Although there was a discus- sion in the Continental Congress in regard to the use of the German or English language in the colonies, and a motion was made in favor of using the German language, the mat- ter never came to a vote. Only in. Pennsylvania was the German ele- ment more than a small minority be- fore the Revolution. Perhaps a third of the settlers in Pennsylvania were Germans. Although the German. language persisted in the speech and in the press in Pennsylvania, the English “stock outnumbered alf the others from 1760 to 1790. Q. What are the leading ports of the world? J. R. P. A. The ten leading ports of the world are New York, Londoh, Ham- burg, Los Angeles, Rotterdam, Ant- werp, San Francisco, Seattle, Liver- Pool, and Singapore. Q. Where was the first rope walk built in the United States? A. V. N. A. It was constructed at Boston by John Harrison in 1642. Q. From what country did Long- fellow's forefathers come? G. McE. A. Henry Wadswoith Longfellow was an American for several genera- tions. Both the Wadsworths, his mother’s family, ‘as well as the Long- fellows, were originally from York- shire. General Wadsworth was de- scended from John Alden and Priscil- ‘a Mullens, Q. What direction does the man- sion at Mount Vernon face? F. P. A. It may be said to face the east cverlooking the Potomac river. Like many mansions of its day, it had also a west front, facing its private lawns and gardens, Q. How many books has Gertrude Atherton written? B. W. C. A. She has published thirty-five or more. ‘The Sophisticates has just appeared. Mrs. Atherton is now seventy-three or seventy-four years Fold, but has not lost her enthusiasm for her work. Q. How much food does a big ocean liner carry? T. F. R. A. The food required for a round trip of the Mauretania includes, ac- cording to an English authority; 45,- 000 pounds of beef, 17,000 pounds of niutton, 3000 pounds of lamb, 2500 pounds of pork, 1500 pounds of veal, 1200 pounds of fresh fish, 750 pounds of salmon, 20 barrels of oysters, 3 live turtles, 200 boxes of dried fish, 100 pounds of caviar, 2000 chickens, 3000 other fowls, 5500 pounds of but- ter, 28 tons of potatoes, 1500 bricks ca ice cream, 6000 jars of cream, 3000 gallons of milk, 1000 pounds of tea, 1800 pounds of coffee, 10,000 pounds of sugar, 720 quarts of pickles, 2800 pounds of dried fruits, 80. boxes of oranges, 230 boxes of apples, 800 Pounds of grapes, 1500 peaches, 40 boxes of pears, 150 melons, 20 bunches of bananas, 30 boxes of grape fruit, 1000 pounds of tomatoes, 20 boxes of lemons, 300 bottles of sauces, 2600 pounds of jams and marmalade, 450 tins of biscuits, 8000 pounds of cereals, 210 barrels of flour, 2 tons of salt, 1400 pounds of ham, 4000 pounds of bacon, 1600 pounds of cheese, and 40,000 eggs. Q. Why are flags flown on Mother's Day? 8. B. A. In 1914, Hon. J. Thomas Heflin, at the request of the founder of Mother's Day, Miss Anna Jarvis, in- troduced the joint resolytien which was agreed to whereby the president should designate by annual proclam- ation the display of the American flag on all government buildings, homes, and other suitable places. The Unjted States is the first nation in the world to give such a national, patriotic honor and tribute to the mothers of the nation. Today Is the ‘Anniversary of @| one-half inch long, using % cupful; CALHOUN’S BIRTH On March 18, 1782, John C. Cal- houn, distinguished American states- man, was born in Abbeville district, South Carolina. Entering Yale college in 1802, Cal- houn was graduated two years later | , with high honors. He resumed the study of law, which he began at the age of 18, and was admitted to the bar in 1807. The next year he was sent to the State Legislature in South Carolina where he attracted so much attention as to secure an election to Congress in 1811. Calhoun later served as secretary Of war under Monroe and vice presi- aent under John Quincy Adams and then under Jackson. In 1829 Calhoun declared that a state can nullify un- constitutional laws, and in his “Ad- dress to the People of South Caro- lina” three years later, set forth his theory of state sovereignty. On the passing of the nullification ordinance by his state he resigned the vice presidency and entered the Senate, where he became a champion of the slaveholding states. Calhoun, Henry Clay and Daniel Webster are often called “the great triumvirate” of American political orators of their time. f BARBS ] Congressmen last year paid the government $67,000 for having their speeches printed. And yet it is said silence is golden. . * * * It's mostly “bill” for the young fel- low who bills 7 taser these days. Akron, O., rubber center, is said to be the healthiest city in the United OUT OUR WAY Y Vitow CLEAN’, LAMPS 1S A GIRS JoB ,BvT YOu GO AHEAD ANO KEEP QUIET ABouT IT ~ SHE HAS To TAKE HER ORGAN Lesson. NOW, WHATS WRONG , 90-009 ~ You GoT (T BRAIDED TOO TIGHT! 4ou GOT ONE OF MY EYES POLLED SLANTIN', AN' TH GTHER ONE WITH YOU SquinicHin’ AT CANT Wink! ANY pe UKE By Williams GORSH! WHOT Good 90 I Gr OvLTA CLEANIN’ LAMPS? GO T’ BED SO EARLY “THEY CONT DO ME THAFTIA “ccigee sees aemerseD 2M MACARONI, SPAGHETTI AND NOODLES When most people think of ma- caroni they immediately think of cheese, tomato sauce and the story about Yankee Doodle. Someone has said he did not care who made the country’s laws as long as he could write its songs. Well, I do not care who writes its gongs as long as I can write its menus. Macaroni, spaghett! and ‘noodles are wholesome starchy foods if Prop- erly prepared. All of these paste foods are made from special brands of flour, usually durum, This flour yields the meal, semolaina, which is mixed with boiling water to make macaroni, spaghetti, vermicelli, etc. 1 this flour and water mixture has a hole down the center it is called ma- caroni; if long, thin and round it is spaghetti or vermicelli, depending upon the shape, It is also made into many fancy forms, such as shells, heads, letters, etc. The shape is real- ly not important except to add var- iety to the dish, as the food value is Practically the same in all of these Products. Probably the cheaper variety of these paste foods made without the egg are more desirable as a starchy food than when the egg is added. The best way to prepare these foods is to drop them slowly into rapidly boiling salted water, and when boil- ing reduce the flame. When tender drain and season with butter or cream. Most people will find that the starchy pastes digest more quickly without the use of cheese or toma- toes. Here are some recipes which I would suggest you try: Macaroni and Asparagus Parboil short one-inch pieces of macaroni for seven minutes. Drain. Cut the asparagus into one-inch lengths. Make alternate layers of asparagus and macaroni, dusting each layer with dextrinized flour. The top Jayer should be macaroni. Cover with bread crumbs and bake in a moder- ate oven, adding several lumps of butter to the top just before serving. Brocolli and Spaghetti Cook spaghetti until tender and drain, Cut a bunch of brocolli into small pieces and cook in salted wa- te: for 20 minutes. Drain. Mix the brocolli and spaghetti with one- fourth cup of ofive oil. Stir well and bake for about 15 minutes until brown on top. Noodle Salad Break egg noodles into pieces about pea cor Maz toleallte Len ear 4 Wt CARE OF AMOORESSED eMveione FOR is meek ANGELES- CAL: boil and drain thoroughly. Mix witt one cup of diced beets, a half cup o} chopped celery, shredded lettuce, one one-half cup oO cup of col¢ Dr. McCoy will gladly answer Personal questions on health and diet addressed to him, care of The Tribune. Enclose a stamped addressed envelope for reply. cooked cauliflower, four tablespoon! of chopped parsley. Mix thoroughly with a half cupful of olive oil and Serve on lettuce leaves. QUESTIONS AND ANSWERS i Prolapsus Question: H. M. S. asks: “What treatment do you suggest for pro- nounced prolapsus of colon and stom- ch?” Answer: Certain manipulative treatments should be given to the ab- domen in order to break loose adhe- sions and develop a better tone of the intestinal muscles, At the same time, exercises should be taken two or three times daily. The best results come from taking such exercises on a slanting board with the head lower than the feet. I have a printed list of these exercises which I will be glad to send any reader of this column upon receipt of a large self-addressed stamped envelope. Bad Breath Question: Mrs. B. L. G. asks: “Why does a child's breath, seeming- ly sweet at bedtime, become so chang- ed after being asleep several hours?” Answer: It will be observed that most people do not have a bad breath just after eating, due to the more Pleasant food odors left in the mouth and throat. This would be true early in the evening with a child’s breath, which becomes worse in the morning if the child is constipated and toxic, Psoriasis Question: R. K. asks: “Is psoriasis an hereditary condition? What is the probable cause and cure?” Answer: I do not consider psor' en hereditary disorder, although se’ eral in the same family may have this trouble due to practicing the same bad habits of eating. Psoriasis, eczema, and most skin disorders come from faulty functioning of the elimin- ative organs. Constipation is always Present and must be overcome before 4 cure can be effected. States. In a business slump, of course, workers there don’t tire as much. * * * Would it be appropriate, asks the Office sage, to call a rasslin match a “joint” debate? se @ ‘This globe of ours, say scientists, is over two billion years old. They could tell just by looking at the face of the earth. (Copyright, 1931, NEA Service, Inc.) | — — | Quotations | ey Marriage is all very well, but it seems like carrying love a little too far.—Texas Guinan. * oe * | Once when we were 20 we would say we were 25, now if we're 20 we say we are 17.—Gabrielle Chanel. * * * ‘The (Republican) party, for some reason, has a habit of being right— Senator David A. Reed. * ok * I am a reputable citizen—Al Ca- pone. * * * New York may have the noisiest streets, but London has the noisiest lecturers.—Sinclair Lewis. se k Today our men of culture are all women.—Dr. Charles Gray Shaw. * oe * The only reason which inclines me to believe the stock boom is perman- ent is that none of the brokers think s0.—Senator Dwight W. Morrow, t PEOPLE’S FORUM | —_——_ jers without losing it. duction. The plan recently sponsored by Mr. John A. Simpson, president of the Farmers’ Union, is along the right line and the most encouraging news since the establishment of the federal farm board. The most discouraging development in recent weeks is the action of the Present congress in refusing the em- |bargo on wheat which had been rec- jommended by the farm hoard. Any one can see at a glance the inconsist- ency of our law makers in making $100,000,000 available for use by the board without granting the protection which would enable the board to use the money to the benefit of the farm- Such bungling is on a par with fixing the price of wheat in 1918 when the winter wheat jfarmers were allowed over three dol- lars per bushel but the spring wheat farmers were forced to sell at $2.50 per bushel. Yours truly, GEORGE M. WILLIS, Raub, N. D. THURSDAY, MARCH 19 1230 Kilocycles—545.1 Meters shes; weather report. Morning devotion, Zena 5—Radio Floorwalker, unshine hour, Hits and Bits, 0—Opening markets and weather report, Se s—Grace Duryee Morris, organist 0—Farm and Home hour. operas BEESSS sa of Bismarck Tribune: 1 wish to congratulate The Tribune and Mr. O. L. Sateren for his letter on farm relief which was printed in The Tribune, Monday, March 9th. This article contains more wisdom per column inch than any otifer I have read on the subject. Enclosed are some stamps and I will be pleased if you can send me a few extra copies of that issue of your paper, namely, Monday, March 9, 1931. For all who are interested in lifting the husiness depression the slogan should be “Better Prices for Farm Products.” The efforts to organize farmers, the federal money invested in and by the farm board, the agonies of unemployment and bankruptcy have all been in vain unless out of it comes a new method of making prices on farm products. The present sys- tem of price making which allowed grain prices fall when a surplus of wheat began to appear in 1927 and again in 1928 was the chief cause of the stock market crash in 1929 and the subsequent business depression. With the decline of prices well started the effects were cumulative and there is, in fact, no bottom. Mr. Sateren mentioned the key to the farm prob- lem when he said: “So it will make no difference whether we sell all we sumes that all wheat produced must be sold regardless of price and thus automatically forces the sale of all the wheat to pay the expenses of pro- ] PEE SSS | Stickler Solution terote'd —Markets: high, low, and close, Bismarek Tribune news, weath+ er, livestock markets, 0—Siesta program. i—Good News magazine. 0—Dance program. 0—U, S. army band, 0—Lady Next Door, 0—Classics. poten e2 cots 8S 6:45—Stocks and bonds; Bismarck ‘Tribune news, weather. 6:00—Midweek hymn sing. rgan. —Haze] Johnson's Musical Mem- ories. 5—Bvening Stars. —Paul and Peggy. 8:45—Local program. 9:00—Dance orchestra. FLAPPER FANNY SAYS: