The Bismarck Tribune Newspaper, March 18, 1931, Page 10

10 THE BISMARCK TRIBUNE, WEDNESDAY, MARCH 18, 193) al | De | HEM NAMES ; | TILDA = WERE GIVING A PARTY YoNIGHT.) ALL ve AND [tL CALL TT y Tie DOR | ING OU’ i AND THERE WILL BE TWELVE COUPLES ~ "She WHEN nan enki SULTER-EN? © Thro BEA Bic SUCCESS = 1S To CALL THE BO aE UL YOU HEAR THE NAMES Re PRN oad od io bdr SUES S NAMES AL Wh CALL SOME OF THAT ana ed BUT WE WANY No DRESSED IN YOUR THEY COME IN WHEN HEY oon STE WIDOW ZANDER NERY BEST- AN ey wae 1 HAVE PICKED OUT FOR HER THERE'LL BE & RIOT CALL = i Vit CALL A SPABE oie A SPADE = "y ¢ ¥ ba | | I whe | Se ’ « “Mother, you're too young to be wearing those old-fashioned clothes.” | NOW YOU TELL ONE oie DAMON BUNYAN SAYS Mrs, La De Dahda—Such an ex- ; Most dream girls turn out to be{quisite gown! How much is it? 6;\* nightmares. Clerk—Fifty dollars. Proof that the world is getting bet-/ Mrs. La De Dahda—It’s exactly ter and wiser is found in the statistics} what I have been looking for, I be- that prove fewer people are now try-| lieve I'll take it, although the price— ing to light matches with their fing-| Clerk—Pardon me, madam, I have { ernails than ever before. {made a mistake—this is marked $15 Many a perfect 36 today is also an instead of $50. expert with a .38. Mrs. La De Dahda — Oh,-I see. A ski meet is usually governed by | well, the gown doesn’t suit me. Show Sete thing. thls ouniey neeteis| oe 1 NUHY, WHAT'S THE ee Sine ee BN! SATURDKY IS THE I, flapper ribs that will give more when! «you say he's a hold-up man and o a TER? You the car is going around a curve. still his business is legitimate?” FRECKLES LAST DAY OF WINTER... ANB acai A bank examiner is one who locks] “Oh, sure—he's a button manufac- AN AML ; the door after things become un-/turer."—The Pathfinder. stable—The Pathfinder. ‘Teacher—What is it that comes in Grace—How is Henry at bridge? | }tke a lion and goes out like a lamb. Pearl—Oh, he makes a perfect} Mildred—Father—when he brings * dummy. home his pay envelope. # i The strain the treasury can stand! to provide money for doughboys de- pends largely on whether their job is finished. “She says she thinks she could learn to love me.” “Yet you do not look happy.” “It is going to be expensive. Had her to the theater last night, with a little supper afterward. The first Movie Patron—I wish to report that|- this usher has insulted me. Theater Manager—Very well, sir, I'll have him court-martialed under the 95th Article of War for conduct unbecoming an officer—The Path- finder, BRADDOCK NEWS The choir will practice at the Peter- son home next Friday evening. lesson cost me $25.” There will be a business meeting at the church Wednesday evening, Mahoney—I hear Jake is in the|March 25, at 8 o'clock. All members hospital. of the congregation are urged to be Baloney—Yes, he got caught in the | present. eh rain and tried to economize by not taxing a taxi. Now he's got pneu-! Japanese legislators are hurling Ou, CHICK, HURRY ! GOSH, I WAS monia. inkwells at one another, which shows F owes “Tue FURNITURE- AFRAID (IT Mahoney—And Joe is in the hos-|the danger of having no cuss words MOM’N MAN WITH OUR wouut e pital too. in a language. POP CHAIR! ” } Baloney—Yes, he took a taxi—The Pathfinder. “I can leave my maid alone in the house all day and know exactly what Mr. Hoover's case just proves that/|she will be doing until I get back.” r a training as an engineer doesn’t help| “What?” much in running peanut politicians. “Nothing.”—The Pathfinder. ‘Two's A : Daily Cross-word Puzzle Company! ACROSS Solution of Yesterday's Puzzle 15. Thick black L Mr. Marner's Uquia first name 3L Center of the 6. One: dial. Icon erstig . 22, Animal doctor: AG SOO eae . Strainer made IT ‘ ee vm Sheer" AIT INTE BSP — | . Cl 4] ao, {hbrica: dial. ENSERR Tending to 22. B: f aie an Guide's ow. $4. Pertaining to 5: ee ni 24 Happen again x ater ‘WANT @ PAIR OF SPEC— )~essie! THIS |) (ER-AU- (MEAN SPORNT RIMMED SAM, SHOW THIS GENT @ re P| hose to whem SALESMAN = _ RIMMED HWORNICLES-ER— ) Way, PLease! PAIR OF HIMM—SPoRAI ee VIE} 54 g,Franted SAM RecTactes! i Tams (GIRIAISMMEISITMMEIVIEIN] 4 Paces sates # Eizo —-DIDIPIOMMRTEIS MDE INIT] a. eat te 4 aE Stette 62. Severity 3. Spring flower {5 Built, 44, Article of bee 64. Expiate 4. Extst 50. Rodent 5. Anzieti 4 46, Place tn post- ree een 5 Grave, gloomy FE The tecteh 4 ‘ 47, Native of gp, oOgrutTence 6. Directea 53, peQvernment It's Catching? Indo-Chins §* ~ 1 More vocifers §5. Withered E 48. Thrice: pre! meen pr ouecoun ous Breathe loudly Daw | 49. Ever: contr. go, seements 8. Half ems in slee No,No, IGONNIT! | MEAN 5L Plotted 70, Public notices % Savory meat 57. Append RIMMED SPoRNACLtES! « ' ME Geena of -saae: 31, Took the part 1. ire ee. at = ' 58. Like i? s « { 59. Electrified DOWN 11 Aunt: Spanish 64. gouvhe ‘Amerie Mong gucetiw tu particle 1, More rational 12. Stamina can five | {aT il 60. Attend Jointly 2° Accustom 13, Reposes 68. sis Hy i! eS bu yn BUDDIES ERee ara /ZNOmINAL i, CHARGE ee BAN err WAY, AUIRTION, \e TW’ comwn’