The Bismarck Tribune Newspaper, March 16, 1931, Page 10

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The pa- pers gave a full account of her wed- ding.” \ “Yes, but they put, ‘Miss Blackfield | was married to the well-known col- lector of antiques.’ You get your money’s worth in a taxi. if only from the comforting re- flection that they aren't your fenders. LUCKY MAN lrowned in a vat 2 —Good lor’! No! Wot was! m? Were 'e a teetotaler or | wern't ‘e thirsty? don Opinion. LIKE A LAMB! The Girl—So you've darling? Did he behave Suitor (grimly)—Absolute time I spoke he said “Bi orist. en daddy, lamb? Every Hum- Engineers have developed efficient | methods of ch gusher, but you | never could teli it by reading the Congressional Record. | mind you.”—Capper'’s Weekly. jand found a dozen cracks in him. —Did you ‘ear about that TOO MANY FOR HIM “Driving too fast, miss,” said the traffic cop severely. “Give me your name, please.” “Desiree Stephanie St. John Del- agarde du Lange—” began the fair motorist. “Well, I'll give you one more chance,” interrupted the cop closing his book, “but it’s your last chance, There's one nice thing about in- vesting in city lots. You know the slick boys can’t reduce their value by Old Dobbin had faults, but you never went out on a cold morning National debt: Money owed to the people by the government, which will! repay them by taking the money from their pockets. APPLIED TO ALL Boss—See who's on the phone. Office Boy—Some one wants “dear- nd seven young men got up ab- sently and moved toward the tele- phone.—Capper's Weekly. What the manly art of self-defense! needs more than anything else is a little offense. RELATIVELY SPEAKING Doctor—Well, how are you today? Patient—I'm better than I was— but I ain't so good as I was hofore I} got as bad as I am now.—Cspper's Weekly. It's fair enough. At 20 she makes a fool of a man; at 30 she makes a man of a fool. | Daily Cross-word Puzzle | Across Solution of Saturday's 13, Trenchant wit 1 Take up again 5. Fashions 7. Blossom . Ingredient of 13, A considerable ‘varnish number |. Household 14, Ambassadors servants 18. Genus of the . Consecrates maple tree 12, Helmsman p Geelle sea iene 18 inflammatory . Thick black. wo, pisease Nquid . Fatigued . Articles 22, Automobile merchandise 23. Masculine Versitien nickname a4 * Player at chii- + Sunbure dren's games . Large cask Asked . Having w flat acarnestly, breastbone le: Frenel & Usccole 1. Caustle . Convene 3. Compunetion ; Mourntul of conscience . Author of . Likes better “The Raven” . 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