The Bismarck Tribune Newspaper, February 19, 1931, Page 10

ie st aca re eos 10 THE BISMARCK TRIBUNE, THURSDAY, FEBRUARY 19, 1931 q YOU WANTED YOUR EGGS HARD BOILED DIDN'T You ? SAY- You DON'T HAVE JO DO THAT- DO You ? 1S 17 IN YOUR CONTRACT TO SING WHILE You WORK ® THAT'S THREE VERSES You'VE SANG — ONE VERSE WOULD HAVE BEEN PLENTY~ CERTAINLY = i ? VSING TWo VERSES ° } WELL THATS my FOR SOFT BOILED — THAT'S WHAT 1 AND FOR GOOD HARD BOILED Cook THE EGGS EGGS |) SING FOUR VERSES — OH- AY DARLING NELLIE GREY = JHEY MAVE TAKEN YOU Away - @ 4 AND I'LL NEVER SEE MY DARLING ANY MORE= COOK THE EGGS BY ? NOu SEE IT'S ONLY BY GNING UP THINGS THAT WE TEACH OURSELVES To 66 UNSELFISH. WE MUST MOU MUST BE GENEROUS o AN’ GNE (T TO SGKEEZIX, CORKY. THATS HOW NOU GET UNSELFISH. C'MON NOW, GIVE fT TO ME AN’ i ITLL MAKE NOUR CHARACTER }} p . \ BIGGEST— LeT Me a | W YOU TELL ONE | NAME 0’ HOWLS THE SHARPSHOOTER ‘The Pathfinder: Nick Longworth} Army and Navy Journal: Gunnery is a Cincinnati violinist. | Officer—See that’ man on that bridge The Asheville, N. 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