The Bismarck Tribune Newspaper, February 16, 1931, Page 10

THE BISMARCK TRIBUNE, MONDAY, FEBRUARY 16, 1931 NO= | THINK IF 1} HAD NEVER BOUGHT THAT GREAT MOGUL DIAMOND — MENRIETTA AND | WOULD WELL= ILL ADMIT MARRIAGE 18 A LOTTERY = YOU MEAN MARRIAGE 1S: A LOTTERY = NOT A POTTERY, ANBY= MARRIED LIFE 1S A POTTERY: AND MARRIAGE IS THE POTTER = WHO TAKES ‘Two PIECES OF HUMAN CLAY: AIXES THEM TOGETHER-| BE MARRIED RIGHT NOW — MARRIAGE. AND ALL SETTLED — AND AS HAPPY AS TWO LITTLE SA TURTLE DOVES IN OUR OWN SWEET HOME — POTTERT— MOULDS THEM= SHAPES JHEM= AND MAKES THEM. INTO LITTLE You CAN FAMILY JARS = ZZ 'M COLLECTIN' UNCLE COC, et POSTMARKS, MR. ” BLURN. GOT - ANN GOOD ONES THIS MORNING € THE DOCTOR, BUT t COULDN'T GIVE YOu THE POSTMARK. THIS. MORNIN. 4 EG. G 1931 BY NEA SERVI “Pm going to send her one more money order and, when that runs out, she can just give up this movie star idea and come back home.” | W YOU TELL ONE | TWO POINTS TO THIS Il ON A DIET “will you always Jove me?” he _— a murmured, clapsing a jeweled brace-| Jet on her wrist. i “{ love you for the present,” she| replied_—Tit-Bits. | ios : mS A GOOD SHOWING (eS g ein: SS “phat girl shows distinction in her g j 3 Tr b~al De ee ea a | clothes.” : | t fm En “You mean distinctly, don't you?” \ ed —Tit-Bits. \ — ¢ WHAT DID HE SYMPATHETIC NOW 3 rer SAV WE COULD “Why did you give up your matri- - 5 F erat THE ONLY way Do FoR LINDY, monial agency?” y, “Because I'm matried now and 1 4 FRIEN OUT... THE ONLY FRecuies? tealize the harm I was doing.”— f f ay Nebelspalter, Zurich. “Your majesty,” reported the can- jnibal cook, “one of the cast-aways from the wrecked liner is a million- WE S-SAID THAT LINDYS Les was BROKEN A-AN’ THAT HED WANE To-To.: To.~. HAE To HE WAS SATISFIED Suitor. I-er-er- want to marry your daughter. Father: What? Marry my daugh-|the cannibal king, mi ter? I'm astonished! What on earth|would be too rich for me."—Tit-Bits. do you mean? Suitor: Now, now, don't talk like| JUST FORGETFUL that. You're prejudiced against the! “Mama,” said little Dorothy, “sister girl, She's all right, really.—Answers. | don’t tell the truth.” “Why, Dorothy, you mustn't say AND HIM... TUE ‘| MOTRCYCLE Cop HAS ARRIVED ON TUE SCENE AND DISCOVERS THAT LINDY LEG APPEARS) To BE BROKEN... WORSE NEWS (1S THE HIGHER LIFE such things,” reproved the mother. | Life: Knockout Riley—Cheest, kid.) “Well, last night I heard her say Dat last article you wrote for de pa- rlie, if you do that again I'll cail| per wuz a pippin. mama’ And he did it twice more One-round Pete—Dat's wot dey/and she didn’t call."—Pathfinder. | tell me. Y'know, buddy, sometimes T| ‘ wish’t I could read. j NATURALLY “I had a fall last night which ren- jered me unconscious fog eight TILL sav we cant i'M GOING DOWN: AND SEE HAWK, THE LAWYER, RIGHT THIS MINUTE YS WELL, T KNEW THIS: NO, POP, GIVE WOULD HAPPEN, THEM ENOUGH TO EVENTUALLY, BUT T GET HOME ON. BUT DON'T THINK THEIR €©[ CAN'T WE DO FIRST TELEGRAM WOULD | SOMETHING ABOUT THIS MESS? > EVE BEEN WAITING BS FOR--- THEN Ma AVE. PULLED A SUCK TRICK BY constantly go to Where did you fall?” “Because they have to pass the) “I fell asleep."—Pathfinder. whole time in your company.”"—Buen Humor, Madrid. READY FOR WORK ——— Kind lady (visiting prison): And QUALIFIED you any plans for the future on “Can I marry your r? ration of your sentence? Psu oor BON FEW TRICKS THAT “Can you lend me $ Convict: Oh, yes, ma’am. I've got * \ j Tpagl THVE ve MY “Yes.” plans of two banks and a Jewelry spree cama “Yes."—Buen Humor, Mad store.—Pathfinder. BE A TOUCH. I GOT A GOOD NOTION T'TEACH 3 | Daily Cross-word Puzzle 1 1hoBOSs Solution of Saturday's Puzzle © Hemant of 29 Yarcom Hows 0, Native metad r 23, Ki . French pros AleanONe i} ALSO CONTAINED A aa cATANED . Luss Seolding Born 1%. Takes into custody again 20, 100 square CERTAINLY I'LL CHARGE Southern LESMAN! T's WRincer — THe constellation Name, PLease! . Side of a trie i angle . Binding fabric |. ihe cream . Guides SAX, ARE HOU DEAES ) (OH, | GOTCHA, STEVE!|| | THOUGHT ALL THE WHATS YOUR NAME? * WATSON! i! Former rulers Mufflers .. TIME You WERE Sarin “WHAT, SON”t ¢ Period. of arkness 17. Kind of hemp 9. Frighten ine |. Period of fast- conseyoen- ing and tally prayer 65 f . Celestial orb . One who tends ti clamution That's the sick ie 1, Tibet rtification | + - Terrible t ; Before: maul. | Different: . According to }. Dividing into law two equal Fur-bearing ‘. parts . Rather than & Pertaining to Lesbos . Ventilate WEh) Mn) Orsi) ie Shue ee so su eo a ee | Fee Wo Wey ' ) HAVEN'T AND HER ee BUDDIES 7 wean! ws A SWE CHANCE for ME, WAT's WOT “WY PROFESSORS TOLD ME