The Bismarck Tribune Newspaper, February 4, 1931, Page 10

AS THE BISMARCK TRIBUNE, WEDNESDAY, FEBRUARY 4, 193T_ HE GUMPS—SOUP'S ON! - WHEN | TOLD HER THE OUTSIDE & hn ashe I HER POOR Seb Teh DID SHE HAVE A SPASM 2 Reon ys Seu How SHE WAS eee raL tbe eer SHE'S CONFINED YO. HER ROOM? ‘TODAY= sve Wb’ SIE RED. WRY WR nar DIDN'T KNOW AND SHE DOESN'T KNOW WHAT BuT ALWAYS RELY BAD WHEN SHE FROM WHICH SIDE : HER REAL poh np phe poi : FELT WELL BECAUSE SHE - : SHE DOESN’ i KNEW SHE WOULD A COW WAS MILKED 5 ey Gaee, GARE : y iat meee: OR VUST TIRED = 7 AFTERWARDS — OK, WALT. t TAKE A ‘6 tT BATH NIOHT AND BRINGING MORNING JUST AS HOT AS | CAN STAND AND | STAN IN: fT FOR HALF AN HOUR. Mm “I always clap for the acrobats—I feel so sorry for them.” | W YOU TELL ONE | CERTAINLY NOT NO ILL EFFECTS American Legion Monthly: The CET Pruitts had the reputation of being | the world’s ideally married couple, ; 50 on their si anniversary | friends gathered and in the course) of the evening asked Mrs. Pruitt how | it happened that she and her hus-| band never quarreled “It’s because we understand each other so perfectly,” she beamed. “If we have a difference of opinion and | I am right, Chauncey gives in at) ( once.” Y = “And if it is he who is in fe | > ALL ehcp FoR right?” | o . UIMTOWN «IS The lady drew herself up. “In our * twenty-five years of married life,”| EVERYBoDy she declared, “that's never hap-| * pened.” | “I consider kissing’s unhealthy.” | “Well, I've never been —.” : ‘The pen may be mightier than the! “Kissed?” sword. But what the land needs is} “No—ill!”—Tit-Bits. one mighty enough to keep a man —— when rich friends go after a pardon. GRANDPA WAYBACK SAYS ‘The Pathfinder: There is nothing women desire more than change. ich is probably why so many 1 squeeze into one sen-| things in stores are marked down to |99 cents. ae ; It's general expense that breaks up WHO IS TO BLAME most private homes today. London Chronicle: Mrs. Newlywed| There will always be an army of —We hadn't been married a’ week) unemployed as long as wives take in when he hit me with a piece of! boarders. sponge cake. | The fellow who burns his money e—Disorderly conduct Fivejin his youth always spends his old costs. age sifting ashes. wed (sobbing)--And I'd! Folks who are always fishing for made the ¢ with my own hands. jsuckers usually end up by hooking Judge — Assault with a deadly |one so big it pulls them overboard. ‘Wweapon—one ye It may be hard to teach an old dog new tricks but he certainly keeps try- Correct this sen’ “The ing to pull the old ones he knows. en I know don’t bi in love,” sa the highbrow cy ich means, In the old days a youth of 21 could that the nature of woman has support a wife, and now he hasn't changed.” even a way to support his sox. COME ON, LINDY. GIDDAP... WELL BE To JINTOWN IN NO TIME GEMM We Se MH e Hee me Amun #3. ch fle sm cr ? | Daily Cross-word Puzzle | ACROSS Solution of Yesterday’s Puzzle i They're Off! 1 Mineral O|P BA eM OF AMP OR ERE ees aH Ame % springs & Custom 10, Fina! 44, Tibetan priest 15. Style of type 16. Cupid 12. The setence Ur 23. Southern state: abbr. 26. Most excellent 28. Gi of the of mountains 1% Appendage at the base of a 2% Ex! 30. Applauds BL. Vegetable S [3 R A. exudation iS Ee ‘A R 2h tnten bt - Thick black 82. Youthfal liguid yeurs 34, Liberated 35. Miltary student 36. Those who FE Concerning | eaniee length 2 Ui ti 27. Grief eT A ; = feel Urn icOaaae ; GANGWeY, Ser 'S AWRGHT) (HEY, SUST A MINUTE KID tain ULL KNlocKk Ya” 3 GY mEe,SON4 you're Late FoR ScHooL — i . : 38. irthpiace of Sure Sit stings SALESMAN : OB WEL Kock 0 44, Practice ‘tne 28. Kevises . SAM art of sword- 80. eee” A> ols im/o}o} a4 lay 37. Decreases . Blane 1. Lone Warrow lily family opening . Cuckoo 2. Kind of rub: . Binding ber 2 fabric & Loving » Kussian sea Type square 4, Salt » Famous Born 5. Pressed fiddler 6 Kind of bean 7. Forenoon: abbr. Paclsee! Seko [=P Be zo FF > 7 ‘. a. Halt sop. & Pertaining 4 7 2 ' 4 5 “ SCHOOL AHEAD — GO ) jo gases - H ; 7 Plane surface 9 Come on the ¢ j = = s stow”! Luxewarm stage = Airs comb. © 10, Fold over om form It, Laughable 73, Unable to 18, Bottom of the find the way foot gon BOOTS AND HER BUDDIES