The Bismarck Tribune Newspaper, January 29, 1931, Page 12

THE DING INIA “Can't you loan me a fiver till you find a show for me? Ive been broke for eight months now.” | NOW YOU TELL ONE | LETTING OF STEAM | YO! HO! MR. RIPLEY Chicago News: The suburban hus-; The Pathfinder: Bald-headed men and was about to leave his home for lath advertising on their shiny pates the station when his wife detained|sit in the bald-headed rows of Paris him. theaters. “John,” she said, “I wish you'd go| New York haberdashers are fea- out to the kitchen and give Bridget |turing compacts for men, of all @ good talking to before you go to| things! business.” | Telephone and telegraph compa- “How's that?” he asked. “I thought | nies in the United States lose $5,000,- you were very satisfied with her.” j000 yearly through wood-peckers and “So I am, dear,” replied his wife; | insects. “but she’s beating some carpets for} Furnace tenders in Chicago and me this morning and she does it bet-| New York are now insisting on being ter when she's angry.” called “heater peepers.” | A maiden lady in Youngstown, Every trying period produces a say- | Ohio, has a cat she calls ‘Rudy’ be- ing that expresses the mood of thejcause it yowls all the time. people. This one has given us} A Jacksonville, Fla., furniture com- “What's the price?” |Pany employs an “unemployed” man jto sleep in a bed in their show win- A. L. |dow daily and a restaurant across Capper’s Weekly: Miss Gusher —|the street supplies his meals. I think the study of family trees is} Turkeys and guinea hens cannot be so very interesting. Haven't you ever | domesticated. had your family connections traced? | Mr. Blunt—Oh, yes. They traced) an uncle of mine down into Mexico one summer, but he got away. The three leading heavyweight fighters are much like Dempsey in one respect. They are all heavy. i The Philadelphia paper that pre-| In spite of Judge Glark’s decision dicts a population of 6,000,000 for the|the drys will continue to carry on city by 1970 prohably confuses Quaker | and we suppose the wets will continue City election returns with census re-;to just carry.—The Pathfinder. ports, ‘The last word in fiendish atrocities |has been perpetrated at last. A New ANOTHER SCOTCH ONE Walter Winchell in the Dally Mir-| York chef has invented a dish which ror: B. Walker tells of the Scot's!combines limburger and garlic. wife whose doctor told her she had to; have salt air. She woke up next morning and her husband was fan- ning her with a herring. PREPAREDNESS Master of the House: Er—Mary, your mistress and I have been dis- cussing matters and, to put it plain- ly, we suspect you of eavesdropping. However, to save you further trou- Americanism: Calling the famous horn-blower a lucky stiff; refusing to, waste your life that way when some-| ble, we— body suggests that you practice toot-| Mary (breaking in): I heard you, ing. land I've got my suitcase packed.— Nottingham, England, News. SHE'S LUCKY i} “I cook and bake for you and what; A hick town is a place where the do I get? 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LEAVE : THE HOUSE = You oe SAY IT- AT'S. SPELLE! Latta DIFFERENTLY — BuY- BuYy- BUY- ON- ) HANEAFEW LITTLE THINGS To DO=— SOME SHOPPING! AND HEN THERE'S THE OF SHOES — You tela SOME GOLLY, e = So Nou NOUR PROFILE Vast Shae! 6 CHANGING — NOTICE 7? SETTLING 1 1 THOUGHT MIGHT EVEN MANBE 1 WAS MISTAKEN, TIMES, Sasa Ceca mse HERE HE COMES...HEREC i ‘E A BEAUTIFUI Hl (COMES RILEY, FReckLes!! GNE NEA ¥ WATCH FOR CHRISTMAS Z EP. Tis 1s NoTHiNe # You CAN HANE & 6000 TIME wy Linoy !) NO, MRS. LANG - BUT WE SOON WILL Have —THEN ULL BRING Some OVER: WHERE ARE YOU GOING, WY PRETTY MAID™ A GOING ' A MILKING, SIR, SHE SAID. \Head, BILLY, BILLY! _ C'MON, BILLY! Se on: Oh! ? MR RARDIN. THERE 15 A XODHUNTER CHECK FOR A 1 WANT YOO YO XRACE THOUSAND DOLLARS -- BUT we Oe ee Ss e YM SURE IT ISNT THE Pane ige OLD GENTLEMAN'S sic- RATORE | TUE HANDLED