The Bismarck Tribune Newspaper, January 5, 1931, Page 12

— . HE BISMARCK TRIBUNE, MONDAY, JANUARY 5, 1981 De nal TRIBUNE'S PAGE OF COMIC STRIPS AND’ FEATURES why TI wouldn't own an imported car—” “Now I'll tell | NOW YOU TELL ONE | en ee Seana REVE! 'D | OILY Los Angeles Tim One remem-; Los Angeles Times: Edmond L. bers William Jennings Bryan as a|Du Pont Princeton graduate and son great orator and, even to the mo- of the great capitalist of Wilmington, ment of his death, the ardent cham- | Del., has donned overalls and gone to pion of the Holy Bible. He never work in one of the pipe line compa- made any great reputation as a hu-|nies controlled by his father. He can morist, but there was a decidedly |spend a million a year if he wants to, risible side to his nature. jbut his salary at the plant is about On one occasion when some triends | $25 a week. were teasing him about his cone | On his first day at work, one of Ruth, and her ambition to become a/the laborers tried to kid the young Jawyer and follow in her famous dad-| millionaire and asked him what he dy's footsteps, the Great Commoner | was going to do with his tewtny-five laughed and said: |per. Young Du Pont looked at his “Yes, the women surcly havejdirty clothes and oil-smeared hands changed in a single generation. Now, | and replied: there’s my daughter, Ruth, for in-| “Buy soap. ‘The early bird may get stance. She's taking up law, while; the worm. but the oily bird needs a her mother always used to lay it| scrubbing brush.” down.” THAT'S NOT THE WAY TO END IT Suggested addition to the oath of} Qapper's Weekly: She (after the ail public servants: “And T'll mind| quarrely—Bverything in the house 1s| my own darned business. mine — money, furniture, clothes, | ve . What did you have be- Postal authorities seem determined ee rt eared me? to close up all “matrimonial agencies” |" }e- Peace! | except co-ed schools. j ee ; A civilization has about hit bottom | WE'LL SOON SEE \ Roston ‘Transcript: “Well, Joe, old|When a Judge who scolds criminals | Pie a dauted a job ina drug store.”', (sets. tiat2 columns: oF astonished “Why, T didn't know you could ; Praise. % ! cook. I CAN NO LONGER STAY WITH YOU “Pigeon tossed from liner 100 miles at sea,” a headline. 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