The Bismarck Tribune Newspaper, December 22, 1930, Page 10

THE BISMARCK TRIBUNE, MONDAY, DECEMBER 22, 1930 TRIBUNE'S PAGE OF COMIC STRIPS AND FEATURES” = THE GUMPS— JINGLE BELLS! JINGLE BELLS! : 2 e m ALL ‘mn I hs i & LOOK AT THE STUBS IN WELL = THEY Wer! wa iM GOING DOWN.NOW ‘To BUY - IERS — AND EACH mf alr ad tat Gave Ts LIFE FREELY — ; i OUR TURKEY — THE CHRISTMAS, TREE ORNAMENTE = Look At THAT CNECK BOOK = THEYVE STEMMED THE TIDE = AND OUR CHRISTMAS TREE = {T'S A REGULAR. BURYING GROUNDe, AND KEPT THE BILL COLLECTORS SO NERE GOES ANOTHER SOLDIER = AND EVERY Stu onteue ‘Noon tereMeNTE: CERT. | AND ANOTHER ‘TOMBSTONE ADDED To JOMBSTONE = i Ob STATEMENTS. Wh > ANOTHER an IN. MEMORY OF — 1 WE'LL WIN OUR BATTLE y { | 1 KNOW HOW THE bth ah’ Baye Bs Mo. \ BUSINESS WITH A MAN THEY BUT WHAT THEY LOVE BEST= : 1$ TO SEE ONE WALK IN WHO PAYS CASH = Bringing in the Yule log. NOW YOU TELL ONE TWICE AS BAD A LONG DISTANCE “And when I kissed her I smelled tobacco.” “You object to a woman who smokes?” “No; but she doesn’t smoke."—An- swers. FIFTY-FIFTY She: How dare you ask me to dance y - ~—WA -I don’t know you. ‘ 2 He: Oh, that's all right. Gentle-|, poeear: pear a eae al soy alia ae Te paGettleman: | But the war didn’t eC eae * that’s all 1i ny pee ioe yeae GEE! WHERE AM 1’? OH YES--- \T DOES, DOES 1? He: That's all right, too. I’m no f a { WAERE AM 1’? | \f DOES, gentieman—Hummel, Hamburg. | pbegeat: T was not in the wai, tr ieee 1) REMEMBER mes BRINGING 1] E Y Well YOU JUST Be ES ME BACK TO HE RANCH. : VIET FOR A LITTLE NO CREDIT EXTENDED POOR WEED! AND HIS = 800 wor WONDER WHERE HE IS-++-AND : x VTHINK_MAVBE ILL WAVES Talker: It is a positive delight to! ur want @ box of clgars, please.” FRIENDS “YS'VEN-10 IN BIG meet a man you can trust. “Yes, madam—a strong cigar?” UNCLE CLEM AND ‘HE HERMIT. Grocer: I prefer a man who pays] «oh yes: my husband. bives them GOLLY! | FEEL LOTS BETTER, cash.—Answers. so.”—Answers, hikerunien ITS EFFECT. Mrs. Blabber: You're looking very ppeadas happy this morning. Have you had — good news? AND FAGGED Mrs. Gabber: Just wonderfull! My husband has just had a nevrous breakdown and we're going to take a month's trip to the seashore.—Faun, | Vienna. THE DIFFERENCE “You must not fight. Haven't you OKEH WITH HER been taught to love your enemies?” Mistress (engaging maid): And “He is not my enemy—he is my| Why did you leave your last place. brother.”—Der Wahre Jakob, Berlin. Maid: Because the master kissed me. Mistress: And you didn’t approve, h? VACATION a “I suppose if I were to die tomor-| Maid: I didn’t mind; it was the row you'd marry some other woman | mistress who didn't like it.—Tit-Bits. immediately? | “Not right away. I'd take a rest| That scientist who says people use first.”—Pathfinder. one-fifth of the brain probably didn’t wt - examine them while they were driv- PICNIC IN THE TOY ©. & ©. Magazine: Mary S.--I| An agnostic is one who doesn't be- om 3 Pas Les TO HAVE FUN WITH wonder what causes the flight of} leve water was changed into wine, i is ‘j time? @ sucker is one who doesn't. believe Liba D.—It’s probably urged on by| it is changed into Scotch, gin and the spur of the moment. Bourbon. | Daily Cross-word Puzzle ACROSS lution of Saturday's Puzzie a Hindu wander. 1, Multitude Holution.o i Gerobats & Pertaining to one’s tight the Pope R Js Dropsy 16, Feminine name 22, Name claimed y Naomi 18. Vibrationless + points te, Setar 3 a0, Rorthern iF AV sola \ GST @ NICKEL TO SPEND \WELL ,00 YOUR OWN GOLLY, | 'T REMER GOSH, BUT 'LU BE GLAD W Gee, tt 2. LLY, | CAN'T REMene ( LAO WHEN €, Sh i Obelraet e salgal EER MW POPS CHRISTMAS ) THINKIN? KID—1 GoODA Wet tr wast \ Gat ThRauen *AScHoOINe Tey i) nde EE Anclest race, al is SALESMAN! present BUT C FORGoT f coLD aN’ MY HEADS : FT Lumberman's FE 1. SAM WHeaT | WAS GONNA THICKE WELL, You'LL. aif-boot ¥ SWE KHiM— HacTa Excuse 3% Tiresome person 36, Shelter 6 2. Spoken 3%. Fixed charge 4 e 3. Feminine name 38. Armed conflict 4, Cross « 39. Kant & Animal % 40, City tn a9 iy inclosure FY Holland i i . Ron er t 1. Box 62. Sulliciently + Pertaining to - fe 4E Beet cooked the feet j Dr =) \ (WAS GONNA GIVE HIM @& Les 3. Ceremonies: . Su may e . y fh OF bodies Tidy » Spanish feme egah TeBaAcco! 42. Splinters 4), Female sheep inine article b e 4% Fiying mame Ales Small Inverter “ y . Satiate brate anima) DOWN . Street ‘Ae. 1. Cnred thighs . Heraldic beare 60. langeage of hogs ing . ft mal 49. Avalanche 50. Asiatic