The Bismarck Tribune Newspaper, December 12, 1930, Page 12

A THE BISMARCK TRIBUNE, FRIDAY, DECEMBER 12, 1930 THE GUMPS— BIG SALE NOW GOING ON SILK STOCKINGS ~ 754 4 PAR = OH SABLE SCARE 650.29 = pga DIAMOND BRACELET “275 = Ne YAPESTRY BAGS 5.00 EACH — THINK OF (T= SWELVE BUTTON KID GLOVES = ’ GOSN. QUST THINK OF [Tt = A MINK COAT FOR POCKET FOLD FILLED WITH ’ BUSINESS CARDS, MEMBERSHIP CARDS, IDENTIFICATION CARDS, BILLS, RECEIPTS, Z AND STAMPS. POCKET COMB, MATCHES WELL, A BUNCH OF KENS, A BILL FOLD, JACK KNIFE, HANOKERCHIEF, LOOSE CHANGE, POCKET PIECE, SEPERATE CAR PHYLLIS, DID NOU EVER IN NOUR. LUFE SKEEZIX, WHAT IN THE WORLD HAVE YOU GOT IN YOUR POCKETS 2? THEY NOTHIN’ BUT SOME STRING AN’ MARBLES, WHAT “I'm afraid the other boys would want one, too—and we have such a small apartment.” The wife of a man who had enli: ed in the Navy handed the pastor of a church the following note: “Peter Bowers having gone to sea, his wife desires the prayers of the congrega- tion for his safety.” The minister glanced over it hur- riedly and announced: “Peter Bow- ers, having gone to see his wife, de- sires the prayers of the congregation for his safety.”—Tit-Bits. SOUND BUSINESS Accompanied and caused by loud cheers, business is under way again. If not sound business it is business with sound effects.—Life. With anti-noise ordinances being passed all over the place, it may soon be possible to prosecute gunmen for shooting as well as vagrancy. —Ted Cook in Los Angeles Examiner. A BAN WITHOUT A COUNTRY World disarmament lacks only one thing—they can’t find a country that’s willing to disarm.—Life. A QUESTION OF ENDURANCE 1 see where Henry Ford admits A minimum per day Of twenty-seven bucks and it’s Just twenty years away. Though I don't say it will not be, For Henry's seldom wrong; This question just occurs to me— Can we hold out that long? -—Plain Dealer. “I took one look at him and I knew that I loved him and that he had money.”—Life. The reason that husbands and wives do not understand each other is’ because they belong to different sexes.—Dorothy Dix, in Life. GOOD NEWS One report states the wets have gained 42 representatives. At this rate of increase there soon will not be a dry aye in the house.—Life. Charges of professionalism in foot- ball are becoming so common that we expect any day to hear of a player go- ing to college to put his father through business. od —Russell Crouse in The Evening Post. BIG ADVANTAGE “The college boy in his coonskin coat is not unlike an enormous co- coon,” says a writer. But you can go near a cocoon without the grub in- side asking for a cigarette.—Life. CAREFUL, CAL! The future may be better or worse, —Calvin Coolidge, in the Cleveland Plain Dealer. Mrs. Newlywed—I'm sorry, dear, but dinner is a little burnt tonight. Mr. Newlywed—What? Did they have a fire at the delicatessen today? —Pathfinder. CHRISTMAS IN CHICAGO Then there's the Chicago police- |man’s child, who won't hang up his stocking this Christmas, because he doesn't believe there is any Al Ca- pone.—Life. Theatre Attendant—I shall have to ask you to leave if you persist in hiss- ing the performers, sir. Smithers—Hissing! I w-w-was | 8-s-Simply s-s-saying that the s-s- {singing was 8-s-superb.—Ipswich Star. “Pop, will you take Santa Claus ‘fer a ride’ if he don't bring me that new machine gun?”—Life. Daily Cross-word Puzzle | acROUSS ou [PIATS| Solution of Yesterday's Puzzie 13. Tax 1a, Feminine name & Killed 20, Sun ken 21, Venerate iM. 14, Operatic solos 16. Ardor 1i, Poem 18. 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