The Bismarck Tribune Newspaper, November 25, 1930, Page 10

“Sure, the opera is O. K., but why OLD STUFF @alesman: Have you seen the atest fountain-pen, sir? Absolutely impossible for ink to escape from it anywhere. Customer: Good heavens! I've tried to write with that sort for years. —The Humorist. And we hate to be pessimistic, but ‘we fear that for many years to come the Venus de Milo will continue to be Europe's outstanding example of disarmament.—Judge. TOO BAD “You have such a smart overcoat that I cannot understand why you have such worn-out trousers.” “Now, how can a man get new trousers in @ restaurant?”—Ulk, Ber- lin. New York, N. Y.—An elocutionist asked payment from an insurance company because she fell and sprained her hip while reciting “Dan- gerous Dan McGrew.”—Judge. FINIS Movis Director: Now, here is where you jump off the cliff. Nervous Actor: Yes, but suppose I get injured of killed? Movie Director: Oh, that’s all right, It’s the last scene in the .pic- ture, anyway.—Pathfinder. Mr. Coolidge says that a political campaign is a sound process of self- government. Yes, and with the em- phasis on the sound.—Judge. “Now that I've finally found the ball, T've lost the dang golf course.” —dJudge. % Hi 1d be Eoeeeve 16, Goaitk by H Little Bricklayers Quartet is on the ai [o[S MM A|S AM SIA[S/E [0] LIElAlO[E|OMBAIN( IL did you have to pick the night the AND CONTENTMENT She (after quarrel): the house is mine—money, furniture, clothes. What did you have before you married me? Everything in He: Peace.—Passing Show. WELL DEFINED Teachers: Parse the word kiss. Pupil: This word is a noun, but it is usually used as a Conjunction. It is never declined, and more common than proper. It is not very singular, in that it is usually used in the plural. It agrees with me.—Pathfinder. TOO MANY COOKS Mistress—In the time it takes me to tell you how to do the work, I could do it myself. Matilda Jane—Yes'm. And in the time it takes me to listen to you, 50 could I—Judge. SHOCKING , Actor: Yesterday, when I was |playing Romeo, I died so naturally |that a man in the audience fainted. “Wonderful!” “Yes,” he was my insurance agent.” —Fliegende Bloetter, Munich. FOUL! Maybe it would improve prize- fighting if the participants thought more about fighting and less about the prize—Judge. 1 |p} 35. The present e 3% Understand 89. Turn to the left 60, Form of greet: ing ‘61. Is able 52, Knock 58. Bo; 3% In what way 64. Dl mencnce 4% Siamese cola. of length 41 Symbol for" $3, Cry of a crow 43. Searlet 5s, Obste 5% Obstract 60. Native metal 61. Garment 62, Cylindricat 64, Captivated 66. Prepared for Pubileation 67. Acts of renew- ing $2 Livers spanen 3. Hivers mie 4% Not ign DOWN 44 Nomeral 1, Uneloses poet. $% Tear op o seam 2 Sheet of ginss odd 3. Lamb's pen 4X salt tame 50. Uncovered 4. Diseneumber Not dirty 5. Like patho? 6. Domesticated % E a 8. Condensed Sun of Adam ospherie Marries moisture Wager ’ 60, Above: conte. 61. Ther 43. Smallest states abo. 45, Myself 2 Jae Coe une Ty Yy THE. BISMARCK TRIBUNE, TUESDAY, NOVEMBER 25, 1930 WOW DO YOU LIKE MY NEW BUIT-MIN ? Brave Men! SALESMA* SAM By Smal) All Made Up SHOULDERS — HM! MISS TOTSN, SEND IN” MR. MEMANAGIN. VULST WALKED IN THE STORE AND ‘HIS IS THE FIRST ONE THEY TRIED ON ME = v LIKED WY SO WELL | BOUGHT T= LOOK AT THE FIT ACROSS THE WELL- ANDY = _, 70 BE FRANK ~ | DON'T THINK (T'S VERY BECOMING = GREEN DOESN'T HARMONIZE WITH: YOUR Z “ COMPLEXION = JOE, WHAT'S THIS STEM ON NOUR EXPENSE ACCOUNT— $27.75 FOR ENTERTAINMENT? THE GUMPS— HELP! NIG OUGHTA FIND OUT HOW ALL THIS HAPPENED WHEN WE 6ET To HS You SHOULD TAKE MORE TIME IN SBLECTING YouR CLOTHES AB To STYLE AND COLOR = Y ALWAYS LIKE YOU BETTER IN BLUE = ) BELIEVE A MAN'S CLOTHES SHOULD MATCH HIS NAIR = A BLACK HAIRED MAN SHOULD WEAR BLACK = A BROWN HAJRED MAN SHOULD WEAR BROWN = AND A GREY HAIRED MAN SHOULD ALWAYS WEAR A GREY SUIT — THEN WHAT SHOULD A FELLOW WITH A BALD HEAD WEAR ? REPAIRS ON CAR, $)9, INCIDENTALS, $12. THERE SEEMS TO BE AN OVERCOAT IN HERE CAN'T GET BUSINESS NOWADANS, MR. WALLET, UNLESS YOU SHOW JOE, 1 SHALL’ EXPECT RECEIPTS ANID VOUCHERS FOR ALL EXPENSES. GNE THE COMPANY TAKIN’ A SHIP UP IN THIS COUNTRY ANITH ONLY FLOATS ON HER, IS NeRvE,1F You ASL WG... MAYBE DOWNRIGHT SURE HOPE WE DONT HANE To MAKE A FORCED LANDING NAY CNER BACK OF ly THAT LAST Bie RANGE !! A ancien / STAND LETS SEE IF {WE CAN Gat Sieur OF FRECKLES ANYWHERE... UT, GOSH, TLE LEAVE MOVERCOAT, OR SHIRT ER-ER- TT GOTTA WAVE THE CARL POP'LL PAY THE CHARGES — TMAVE THE WRINKLES (RONEO OUT OF THE FENDER Gr THE TIME L GET THERE. BOxt IF t COME OUT OF THIS MESS CLEAN TLL NEVER CHANCE, FELLER. EVER- THING'S STRICTE CASH HERE. WELL, | BUILT “TH FIRE “THIS MORNING AND CARRIED “TH FIRST HOD OF COAL -Now ITS UP To SAM 2 KEEP (T GOIN’ TH REST TH" OAY— OFE,GU22! 1 ; FEELIN’ WecL! WHAZ2A | TREMBLING | |THE ASH PILE aN 2 ate age ALL OVER! | BUSY WITH “TH’ ste ZZ Y 4 7 s Y, - Wie ‘ ONLY, My ‘ GOLLY , Boots - MEN B COD TAKE TWAT N60, WE > 1 MEAD, WERE NR PLARWNG ON GOI’ WITH AN ONE ‘SPECIAL 2