The Bismarck Tribune Newspaper, November 22, 1930, Page 16

\ / THE BISMARCK TRIBUNE, SATURDAY, NOVEMBER. 22, 1930 TRIBUNE'S PAGE OF COMIC STRIPS AND FEATURES THE GUMPS— AND LET THAT SETTLE IT WHAT ARE YOU TRYING V WOULDN'T BLAME ~~ y rok ty WIM IF WE LEFT = pee iv Doet To. bir ‘eRe AID t WAS SORRY= brite ty RES Yo'co” WF) WERE HE — TERRIBLY SORRY= MAKING EXCUSES — NOT —— Agouy 'y AFYER ji)'m VERY SORRY- MOME= YOU INSULT HIM= YO NEVER GIVE US 5 THE DEED 13 DONE = oe he ae TELL WIM. HE'S AN OLD ANOTHER PENNY = 7 THE AND IT WOULD BIDON SANDE SERVE YOU RIGHT = Ager US AGAIN@= AND CHRISTMAS ALMOST NERES NEVER NOTICED Py HERE'S ANOTHER : THIS BEFORE, PHYLLIS. COMBINATION — PICKLES, AND cTRAIN — B® ANID (POCKET. - NOW! IM LISTEN TO THESE NAMES EGGE, PANCAKE, WAFFLE, VEST COATS, § Hl GOING TO SEEFIF IN THE PHONE BOOK. ”. COFFEE —- TROUT, PIKE, COLLAR — i ANNBODN HAS SUCH A SUGAR, CREAMER,’ ‘ BASS, FISH. FUNNN NANErT ASS CHEESE, BUTTERS. Romance NOW YOU TELL ONE AS PER ORDERS ! » NOT SURPRISING Rural Doctor (meeting patient): Y’ve—er—taken the liberty of sending in my little account again. Patient: Is that so? Well, acting on your advice, I’m avoiding business worries for the present—The Hu-/ morist. And when they said that India ef i ee : fs {jw ee menaced the peace of the world, we z ca 0S PLO never thought that they meant a re- vival of backgammon.—Judge. How LONG WILL IT OU WELL WANE THEM Have you heard about the cigar Take You To SUT THOSE OW “TO ORY AND “THEN, THE RIGHT SIDE store clerk who got so confused he FRECKLES FLOATS ON Your PLANE, | WELL SOON Hine cooked: a customer a cigarette cand-| 7 Mister RiLey? FRECKLES BACK... wich, lit a novel for him and tried to; LET ME HWE smoke © lettuce salad?—New York| wife: r've bought you a beautiful] FRIENDS Evening Sun. surprise for your birthday—it has just arrived. It’s surprising that the police got| Husband: I'm curious to see it. no information from the bellboys in} Wifie: Wait a minute and I'll put that New York hotel shooting. Those jit on.—Passing Show. ads usually have a lot to say about those who check out without tipping.| And if the farmers ever get back —dJudge. on their feet we'll bet they'll think twice before they ask the government “That's certainly a very lifelike|for relief again—Judge. snowman you have there. I almost ~s thought I saw it move.” “Who says that all men are born “Maybe you did, mister, we've got| free?” wailed the young father as he my brother Jimmy inside.”—Toronto|received the doctor's bill.—Washing- Goblin. ton State Cougai's Paw. TL TM 2 Saw { SOMETHING STIR + SIMILE And election returns seem to indi- As easy as a college football play-|cate a survival of the wettest.—Judge. er’s entrance exams.—Judge. THE QUESTION TOO TRUE “I'm sure you will like Jack, father. She: If only men behaved after| He's a fine young man.” marriage as they do during their en-| “Has he got any property?” gagement there wouldn't be half the} “Oh, you men are so curious? Jack divorces. asked me the same thing about you.” The Brute: No, but there'd be|/—The Humorist. ‘ twice the bankruptcies!—The Hu- morist. Of course the Eskimos can stand the cold better. They haven't the In South America a man is presi- | added bitterness of thinking the jan- dent from the time he takes the oath} itor could do something about it if he of office until he surrenders.—Judge.| really wanted to.—Judge. Daily Cross-word Puzzle across Soluti i 12. Understand oo lution of Yesterday's Puzzle ic. Under 18, Guelle sea_ gee [OWT RNPIRIATI S[E[D] # Aybreuter CJL ICIAIBIY] tz Naa oo Mb Primary 16 French city 12, Having panels 18, Floated over 21. Abor: 28, Den a 31, Strikes growth RI 32. United - of trees 84. Joe 22. Hestrain 11 [P| 8b Moderately a BY GOL, THATS SuUST WHeT t NEEO! bS : Ot ,ER-AU- A WANNA BE % Heal p : 7 SANE AN OFEICER— -) ULE Go IN AND INQUIRE ABOUT IT- . CeNerar ULL Go TS @ MILITARY ScHOOLIY S| @T LEAST '| CAM ADD TO MY : : course — Jj : ARITHMETIC! . PROFESSOR? ZZ a z ss 4% Salad plant 5, Tell tales Si. Young salmon 2. ‘H First letter of oe Bare ‘ast express 4% Kind of melon train erell 42. Mongrels 49. Not sharp i 43, Beer 60. Part of u 45. Sister of 44. Occurrence wooden Join’ ree eharit 4% Agricnitaral 68, Bright oe, Pu ‘establishment “The Lyi tand ts ila 2S Large knife % Atmospheric It le da rect, St Prepares for disturbance 68. Animal's female 66, Biblical couns Ii: sseencawect 61. Ryint f coun. . “Such sweet l. Sym! jor 48. Location try sorrow” nieket By Small Twey'd ELECT GUMPS To LEAD WE “UcroRY MaRcA* THoRsORY ! —soms —!!! imacmeE ! T ed J