The Bismarck Tribune Newspaper, August 9, 1930, Page 16

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THE BISMARCK TRIBUNE, SATURDAY. AUGUST 9, 1930 WHY NESITATE LONGER — SWE IS FOR ME VES ME = AND [ WorsHiP HER = pice BUA WELL - THERE JOU ARE = IS RAVING = Now- MIN | WANT YOU TO HELP ME = HEAVEN EYES, 1 WANT THETASSISTANCE OF BOTH OF YOU AND WE'LL MAKE THIS THE FINEST WEDDING IN HISTORY = SPARE NO EXPENSE = WE'LL THROW AWAY MONEY = WELL = FOLKS = / VVE GONE ANEAD AND BONE SNE TRICK = HE DEED 1S DONE — OO LATE NOW TO BACK QUT — THE RING HAS BEEN BOUGNT AND 138 NOW ON NENRIETTA'S FINGER = AND WE'RE ENGAGED — — THORN = HENRIETTA’S ENGAGEMENT RING IS JUST PERFECT = \Y COST ALL OF ‘HAT MONEY = IS A PERFECT STONE AND EVERY THING = OPP PPOPPPPANS BUT WHAT CAN WHAT A Prry Tat [IE SHE CANT GET SOME OF THE MILLIONS IN ADVANCE SHE WiLL HAVE : ‘i os oa WHEN SHE bo! / g MARRIES BiM= | SHE CAN NEITHER Uy, : Wf) , t Ear it— PAN RENT WITH — NOR CASH IN ON IT LZ—> GASOL tT WASNT “THAT AND OF A NUT. rr WAS ONE WITH A HOLE ii THE MIDDLE UKe A DCOUGHNET BUT NOT SO GIG AN’ THEN USE ‘EM ON AUTOMOBILES, BUT WALT {S SQ CONSCIENTIOUS HE WON'T THINK HES BEING FAIR TO SKEET IF HE ENJONS TT WIMSELF, SO HELL 7RN NOT TO LUKE IT. WE MUST HANG QN UNTIL WE HAVE SOME OF SKEEZIM'S LEGACY IN CASH AND THEN 1 MUST MAKE WALT SEE WHAT TRAVEL WILL DO FOR BOTH SKEEZIX ANID CORK. WHY, CORKN, HERE'S , 4 BIG WELT ON YOUR HEAD. SKEEZIX, DO NOU KNOW HOW HE GOT IT? “I've been watching this sort of work for years, and I could show these guys where they're wasting a lot of time.” Y'KNOW, IF WIE JUST HAD Some Excuse To Ask au| REDDING FoR HIS KNIFE, FRECKLES | we couro see 16 Tene AND HIS | wus 4 picce Groxen FRIENDS | oot oF ir Twat mis PIECE WoULo FIT Yeau. BUT WHAT Excuse WOULD we Mh. cK WANE To +: BUT T DONT HAPPEN 7. TO OWN & KNIFE... NEVER HAD ANY GEE... HIS 1S [/ Tousn sturr...ie 4 IT ONLY HAD SOMETHING To euTitwimn... J¥# BEFORE ue ) “ MNGHT CATCH ON. PICTURE) Way down the shore they reached place that brought a smile to each one’s face. Big flat boats lined the dock and my, their cargo sure was queer. “Look at the mules,” one Tiny cried. “I guess they also like to ride. ‘They look so funny in a boat. What ‘re they doing here?” “Why, they’re Missouri mules, my lad,” replied the Travel Man. “They've had a long, long journey o'er the sea. They're over here to ‘work. You see, our mules are good and strong. When using, them folks can’t go wrong. They're rather slow in traveling but then, they never shirk. “Right now they’re being shipped away to some town near. They'll leave today.” Just then the mule boats started off and, how the mules did jump. At first they didn’t like the ride, and they all huddled, side by side. But then, they soon got used to it. No more did their hoofs thump. ‘The boats had sails and up they went. About a half an hour was spent in watching how the wind would take the boats along the stream. “Well, we can’t see them any more,” said Scouty. “Let's go back to shore. I’ve seen so many things to- day, it all seems like a dream.” They shortly landed, safe and sound, quite glad to get on solid ground. And then they found a place to eat and sat down to some lunch, “Gee, everything tastes good,” said one. “This eating habit’s lots of fun.” When they had eaten all they could, they were a happy. bunch. Out on the street again they found @ husky fellow walking ‘round. A great big trunk was on his back. Said Scouty, “Who are you?” The man replied. “A porter, son, and moving trunks is)my day’s fun.” He then shook hands with Clowny and the lad said, “Howdy, do.” (The Tinymites see a strange cobbler in the next story.) (Copyright, 1930, NEA Service, Inc.) | Daily Cross-word Puzzle ehgnoes * Solution of Yesterday's Puzzle (ATi [OTE MMOlP Tt NIE MMA TOTAIM) O|O[OIR ERB IE lv] PloM|A[O |e MmAl * TEI IA IS] 46. O14 masical sarees instrament IL RNIAIMIE! le! IM Irlolmit IZ/e|R} S|P AME IN| 42. Quiet Sk Rend covering 82. Seize: collow 47, NSimal ine OWN el Hy Ouest verage 13 50, Cat a # HE. Bitten a Fror 1e ae irl 2 vided with Who we of accoun! 42. Spider's home 65. Beholat By Cowan SALESMAN SAM Sam Figures He's Safe ROLAND! ROLAND! HUH- FAVE O'CLOCK AND THA MAN'S NOT HOME YET!! OUST WAIT. TLL FIND OUT WHY HE'S LATE FACED LADY ‘WHO OWNS THE DOG AMY FOUND WHO READIN THE PAPER'S HOW HEART- BROKEN AMY WAS AFTER WS WIFE TOOK THE DOG AWAY AWRIGHT! "THEN WHY DION THA CHANGE YER SUIT? NO GIRL “ER OLD CLOTHES ON! BOO’ AND HER BUDDIES SINNER! HERE, SINNER! AND THAT DOG Wis GONE AGAIN. WELL ,\F HE HAS \T'S & GOOD RIDDANCE @s SMART WILL GO OUT WITH SoU WITH gg Ye “THINK Puiee are, REG. U. § PAT OFF ©1930 BY NEA SERVICE. IN B= ‘BABY, THIS \S MY CHANCE! WO MORE PLAYING NURSE TO THIS MONGREL i Hit

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