The Bismarck Tribune Newspaper, October 23, 1929, Page 4

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Logan Payne Co. NEW YORK BOSTON | CHICAGO : : (Official City, State and County Newspaper) A Cause and an Effect | Strange are the tales that are told in the divorce | tourts. Some cf them are tragic, some of them arc) ic and all of them are instructiv \ Into the courts at Lawrence, Mass., the other day there | came a woman from the nearby city of Lynn, asking! divorce from the helpmect who had deserted her sev- 1 years previous. She told a moving stovy. ‘They had been happily married, she said. for cight, years. During that time they had had no more quarrels an fall to the lot of most comfortably married people. | "There had never been any real trouble, and no onc had) er said a word about a separation. | * ‘Then, one day, came catastrophe, unlooked for and xplainable. A heavy truck happened to pass by the house. Lum- ring over the uneven pavement, it made the building | hake. The kitchen stovepipe, being somewhat insecure, | s jarred loose. It came down—to fall squarely on the d of tic unsuspecting husband, taking his case in a below. Instantly the man sprang up in a rage. “This,” he cried, “is the end!” | And forthwith he put on his hat and coat and dashed of the house. And his wife hes not seen or heard m him to this day. It takes all kinds of people to make a world, and it 0s all kinds of things to wreck a marriage; but surely | th affair is unique. There is such an utter lack of onnection between being accidentally hit on the head by falling stovepipe and deserting one’s wife that the ions of this Massachusetts gentleman are more than ordinarily interesting. Onc has a fecling that the hus- band, if he could be found, could tell a story that would make the whole business a lot clearer. Beyond doubt he d make cause and effect seem more closely related. | Probably the gentleman had been suffering in silence @ long time. It is easy to picture him, choking down his dissatisfaction, year after year, keeping his mouth shut when he felt impelled to make a protest, curbing mad desire for escape, pretending a serenity that he d not fcel—until, finally, an unexpected whack on the head, which added insult to injury by making him look htly ridiculous as well as hurting him, snapped the Hong chain and ended all of his repressions before he new what was happening. Things like that happen oftener than we think. I+ the last straw, according to the proverb, that broke camel's back; and frequently it is some little, ap- tly meaningless event that touches off an explo- m that had been generating, all unknown, for years. ‘To ascend from domestic difficulties to a paralicl in tional affairs; you might recall that a pistol shot d by a half-crazed student in an obscure Austrian n sent the whole world headlong into war. A Horrible Prospect ‘The next war, apparently, is going to be a nice, civil- , Pleasant affair for everybody involved. Dr. Hilton Ira Jones, research chemist, gave a little ure of it in a recent speech in Chicago. | He told of a new gas—cacodyl isocyanide—which is in © possession of all the great powers of the world, and ch is so deadly that it makes all other gases pre- used in warfare look mild and harmless. It would yw a whole army as quickly as a man snuffs out candice. Furthermore, it would not simply incapacitate victims—it would kill, outright, everyone whoj it. _ “War, if it comes again and is to be a war of extermina- “It can't be, for it is much cheaper to destroy on the wholesale with this new gas. It may be pufactured at the rate of thousands of tons a day $ will destroy more armies, more thoroughly, more ef- ' Nice picture, isn't it? But Dr. Jones isn’t through. He showed a new metal, twice as strong as stecl, but light as cork in weight. An airplane, using engines made , the airplane could be made of still another HE ita g 5 i i i 4 l F i f a i Y yi vt pet it costs much Iéss than powder and cannon. Yet ward prohibition. whole or in part, tion. tude. A few days ago a 50-foot cabined gasoline | named the Hannah put out from the port of along the Ontario shore of Lake Evi of whisky aboard and was headed for Cleveland. The Great Lakes, in case you don't I:now it, are fear- ful expanses of water in the winter. up seas that would do credit to the Novih Atlantic. boats are abroad; lighthouses are out of commission. To sail on Lake Erie, in stormy weather, in a 50-foot boat, is about as perilous a job as a man could find anywhere. | There were three men on the Hannzh. began three hours after they had left the harbor when their motor went dead and left them helpless. ore wind took them out into the middlc of the lake, far out of sight of land, and left them therc. He | — | as an end. able weather; Wasted i snow, alternated, pitching the little craft about like a chip. For 200 miles the boat drifted, always on the verge of ; foundering, until, three days later, it was a fow miles off | the Pennsylvania shore. wouldn't you, that the men by this time would have | been ready to give up, to toss their cargo overboard and save their lives? Well, they weren't. One of them put on! a life belt, jumped into the icy water, and—incredible | as it sounds—swam ashore; then, instead of calling the | coast guard, he went to the city of Eric, Pa., secretly chartered a tug, and made arrangements to tow the disabled boat to some secluded spot where the whisky | could be unloaded safely. | But the wind shifted, and before the tug could put; @ out the Hannah had drifted back to mid-lake again. 10 megs days it drifted; finally it was forced to drop its|@ anchors in shoal water off the Canadian coast to keep from being wrecked in the breakers, A trans-Eric carferry at last sighted it. It was unable | days? to reach it because of the shallow water, but promised | to send help. But still the smugglers asked for secrecy, hoping they might yet be able to get their cargo over to! who can’t understand how, as a si fact that they were threatening their country with dis- union and bringing civil war upon it. President Hoover has adopted a rational attitude to- He has pledged his administration | to determine whether the institution is worth saving in wherein it needs modification or nd entered at the postoffice at Bismarck | yhether it should be supplanted by some other iustitu- upon prohibition as a means rather than rain, sleet, ortitude | Man is an animal that will stand 2 great | . 5.00 | ing. Every now and then he takes his kicking in a - 6.00| worthy cause, with an {deal glittering before his cyes, na | and the race moves forward. But most of the time the kicking is more or less incidcntal, so to speak, and we | are amazed at the pointless waste of bravery and forti- Now you would __THE BISMARCK TRIBUNE, WEDNESDAY, OCTOBER 23, 1929 2 WELL, MY WORD ~w GREAT CAESAR! GyLPa we SOTHIS IS THE Lump I FELT UNDER oe MY PILLOW ener A ROLL OF MONEY! a~ EGAD AND ME DREAMING ALL NIGHT OF BEING INTHE deal of kick- It had 1,000 Howling gales kick Few ‘Their troubles | An off- It was abomin- and blinding gales imagine, UNDERTHE WRONG PILLOW BAR | > The season is almost at hand for | Juvenile conduct to be improving. And let's see, how many more shopping xk * An experienced motorist is a mond al to give t door. the Ohio side. The captain of the carferry disregarded | boy, he ever cherished & desire to be their plea for secrecy, however, and ® day later a tug came out and pulled the little craft into an Ontario har- ‘bor. There, if you please, is a tale of fortitude and sheer bulldog courage that would be hard to equal. was all this bravery exhibited for? To smuggle a cargo of whisky into the United States in defiance of the law. It was a magnificent piece of daring—for a sadly un- worthy cause. Man has in him splendid capabilities, When they | are put to work in the right way—as at Valley Forge, | for instance, or on the old Oregon trail—the race moves | ahead. At other times, unfortunately, they go to waste. | Editorial Comment for profit.” The time to buy land, and the time to buy stock and other securities, is when they are low and not popular with the speculative crowd. Many who are plunging in stocks now will wish later that they had put their money into good farm lands or other low-priced real estate. 252 Years Old? The reputable Dean Wu Chung-chieh of the depart- ment of education at Minkuo university, China, last week n, will never be fought with shot and shell,” said Dr.| who il “: fe Ht LY z i BE 8 i: a : i F F SE f i s i Farm Lands Looking Up (Spokane Spokesman-Review) It is refreshing to set against the gloom of pessimistic Politicians a bright picture painted in Washington last week at the meeting of presidents of Federal land banks with the farm loan board. John Fields, president of the Federal Land bank at Wichita, Kan., covcring Kansas, Oklahoma, Colorado and New Mexico, reported that his bank had sold more farms in the first cight months of 1929 than during the entire year of 1928, and has but half as many forecloeures pending as a year ago. He ascribed the greater inquiry for and sale of farms to the ability of farmers to make money on good farms at present valuations. “More men with ginning to feel that land offers attractive possibilities e] : i 2 < i t z E E & a Hs i g (Time) To Insure Safety this, could carry untold quantities of the new g95.| The promote or matey Wok re thee pern killed by Grandpa at the Beauty Shop “A great deal,” Brent quietly re- (Women’s Home Companion) ‘ turned. “Will you lunch with me?” fathers and husbands who = few years ago “Not here in your apartment,” 5 gf é ! i i ? i ieee el & i a policeman, xk * “1 heai Judging by recent captures, the-rum | ig “Oh, industry seems to have been educated | things correctly to the Wall street merger And what | idea. s* 8 | THIS HAS HAPPENED HELEN PAGE feels hopelessty in tove with her guardian, LEON- ARD BRENT. After meeting a 5 beguar, CHARLES NELLIN, changes ble places feared to do when care hi re aed ber brother, with capital are be- it for torted. plete Ww secure Helen humself quickly, Menring the duce (ur any tant sudden whvek woul bill tue ole mam, Brent wets thi out of the way te the sick rvem shou to let so plum works and wien udane seturus, Cumning- dead. ‘Shem acting us eomputslsce aad appealing ww her Brent tempt arvusing oun, meeting § between wunpic: A chance Hecem umd Bob reves thes tor cue ether, but eke tells ment when eck im Brent's arms belvre be ret eces hiclem, Thin maken it ensice der hieiem to wemund that their be brvken, but brews seauece to release ber, UW GY UN WITH THE STORK CHAPTER XXXL ready sald surprisingly. could “I'm going back to Bramblewood.' Brent's smile still held. “To that puppy, Ennis, 1 suppose?” Helen disdained to answer. “Luoch with me,” Brent said, half commandingly before she had moved far away. “We haven't talxed to the end of this thing ‘and I know you won't be so unfair as to leave it in the air, Helen,” “What more is there to say?” Helen protested. Helen declared, thinking of the Junch Carmel had prepared. “Wherever you like,” Brent com- rf AY Helen gathered her things to- sether while Brent got his bat and stick apd they left immediately. Ten minutes tater at- Shercys, i BR g. th —no down | OUR BOARDING HOUSE don't think. But do they have to think when they have the figures? If they start convicting buyers as well as sellers of liquor, who is going | A radio is a device that sounds fine in your own house and terrible next (Copyright, 1929, NEA Service, Inc.) bout her attack of kleptomania.” . yes. He said she should take Daily Telegraph. In 1663 the first school in the city Ford says women won't figure in| of New York was started by the Re- industry much longer because they | formed Dutch church. Permit Brent to plead his case. left Helen cols. subject of her loyalty to him. “You couldn't have been too fine | “That's not fair,” Helen objected. |“L came to you only to ask you wouldn't have considered it fine to keep you in ignorance of ... with vivid color. “Your 6A C replied. I've thought of all you have done for me, and 1 am grateful. I wouldn’t have broken our engage- ‘Carmel,” Forget her Helen. She isn't worth @ thought from you.” . swiftly, grateful to her.” “Then you really think you can but me aside for Ennis?” Brent's voice wi Helen met bis question with a 3 been no one else—for me,” shi SOFJAVE you lunched?" Brent | said, “I would not marry you no’ " Leonard. I don’t think we ever This time Helen succeeded in| mistake for people of such diffe getting to her feet. “No,” she cried,|ent ages to marry. is absorbed with the habit of other women, I want to grow up with the man I marry—to be the only feminine habit he has.” “I mean that you will eventually “Thire in't any awHm-m-T WONDER How I CREATION “THIS MONEY CAME To BE UNDER mY PILLOW 2 wee HA-M- EE-GAD ~ CAN \T BELONG To DAKE 2? aw AH DAKE ,-THod FALSE RASCAL -~ GIVING ME “HE IMPRESSION “THAT You WERE BROKE AND oT OF A DOB! ~~ HA-A-Aw~d WAIT iLL You RETURN FROM YouR SHOWER? Z gunn — NER SERWCE INC SERUCE: LAST Nick By Ahert: A LESSON ON CHOPS The cook for a small household often finds it economical to use some kind of chops for the meat dish. It is indeed quite an art to cook a small roast of beef so that it develops the finest flavor. Most people who like roast beef prefer to eat it when they are dining out, as it is cooked in large quantities in the restaurant ovens and develops a certain flavor which is difficult to produce with a small roast of beef in the small oven. In the United States, the favorite chop is the lamb chop, while the mut- ton chop is more desired in England. The mutton chop is of course from more mature sheep, is larger, and the English especially prefer it cut extra thick, The French chop comes from the “rack” which is a term applied to the chuck and ribs. However, the term “chop” may mean any portion from the loin, rib, chuck or shoulder. In preparing either lamb or mutton chops, it seems best to cut off the jouter or thick layer, as this elimi- |nates any strong taste which is pecu- iliar to either lamb or mutton. {cooking chops, they may be broiled or pan broiled, which means to pu: them in a hot pan without any fat, turning them over almost constantly to keep them from burning and stick- ing to the pan. Many people prefe: In} junder the broiler in the regular way, | this kind of pan broiling to that un- der the broiler, as it gives the meat Dr. McCoy will gladiy answer questions on and personal health diet addressed to him, it care of The Enclose a stamped envelope for reste addressed @ different flavor, similar to barbe- cued meat. The veal chop makes a very tasty food which many consider to have a better flavor than beef. Both veal and lamb, however, should not be Tegularly preferred to beef and mut- ton, as those immature meats are more difficult to digest but, of course, may be used occasionally by those who have no digestive troubles and who find them more agreeable. A reducing diet which has had some vogue is the lamb chop and Pineapple diet which really makes .a good combination, but should not be 'continued for very long, as it does not produce enough bulk and is some- what deficient in vitamins and or- | ganic salts which are needed from the non-starchy vegetables. It is better to use one meal a day of this pineapple and lamb chop dict, and to use non-starchy vegetables at the other meals. (More about chops tomorrow) daughter Mabel, are visiting at the Franklin home here. Mrs. F. E. Funk, Washburn, is the * Ok OK . FORTY YEARS AGO he testimony? % * for the east after a visit with the son here, Charlie Wallace has gone to Brait KEEP IT SECRET I ployed cn the Duluth division of ¢ r your aunt saw a specialist Rouen paciticn more quietly.” — Northern jwho is in business there. TWENTY-FIVE YEARS AGO isolated them sufficiently to); ness—no ointment without a fy. Dreams are only dreams, Helen. That's simple as A B C. When they become reality they are no longer dreams, Indisputable, isn’t it? But often the awakening is painful, I can spare you that. My experience of ife—discount it as you will— jean be @ bulwark for you if you will let it. Why climb to heights from which you must tumble down when there is someone to tell you all that he could find to say Finally, as she he would, he brought up the that, could you?” she said he mentioned the years of e had given her, “To think of making me pay for something | that nothing exists in the clouds?” you did for my father, your friend, I mean.” “You weren't too fine to forget “I might not follow in your path,” Helen suggested, a bit scornfully, eee soPHERE is only one path, or at least one destination,” Brent replied, “Disillusionment. Why bother, Helen? Your little boy friend, 1¢ he is potentially a man, will come to be like the rest of us. There will be other women for him and if he does not accustom him- self to taking them lightly it will be only so much the worse for you. There should be only one woman with whom a kiss is a kiss; with the others it. may be a pleasant little exercise, an amenity, a social grace. What of it? Shall there be no pansies or daisies because roses bloom im the garden? Don't you see, dear? With Carmel,” he shrugged, “why dignify the thing? It 18 only those who hold a place in our thoughts that matter. And nothing 1s ever farther from my mind than Carmel when she is out of sight.” Helen had a rather sickening feeling that this man’s soul had died and that only an attractive husk remained. “I still think,” she said, ‘that I prefer to live my life at first hand, and make my own mistakes if any must be made.” Brent did not argue further. “Not one girl in a million would have the vision to see it differ. ently,” he said resignedly, “or the sense to realize that a man whose to) wild oats are already sown and not in his system is the better risk.” Helen's lovely pointed chin lifted haughtily. “I do not believe that nee are philandorers,” she said ly. , Brent suppressed a smile. “In &® showy hero,” Brent re- me go, because I certainly of he stopped, her face suffused infatuation for Ennis,” supplied with a note of con- in his voice, eee LL it what you will,” Helen “But listen to me, without your consent, but I saw you kiss that woman Brent _ interjected. s she is,” Helen said shall never cease being crisp as cracking ice. answer, “Even if there had understand each other. | it paying,” Brent “I believe that you happy when you over this mooncalf inferlude.” your way now I should If only to make no happier than you will be me have loved me. 1 that you have if you had you would to break our engage. pit gy send of the loyalty you hanged. matter what you do—com: i to earth,” Brent explained. unalloyed bappl- f Our Yesterdays Mr. and Mrs. George P. Little, par- |S! ents of Col. C. B. Little, left today erd, Minn., where he will be em- Mrs. Wiliam Bannon has gone to|wash., after a visit here with Mrs. Seattle, Wash., to join her husband, : Tyjley’s sister, Miss Kate pas “RICH GIRL- POOR guest of her mother, Mrs. N. F. Bou- @}cher. | * J. D. Allen, Mandan taxidermist, {received a silver medal for his dis- {play of mounted animal heads at the it. Louis fair. ei") Mrs. W. C. Gilbreath has returned from an extended visit with relatives in the east. in- — TEN YEARS AGO Mrs. Joseph Tully and son left to- day for their home in Spokane, he | State headquarters for the North and Dr. Ida M. Alexander, Minne- apolis, has been sccured as director. Miss Edna Dahl of the state high- way commission has returned from Werner where she visited relatives. Charles Colborn, Driscoll farmer, |was in Bismarck on business today. ig AT THE MOVIES | o e PARAMOUNT TH! Could you win a dangerous steeple- chase if you had never ridden before? Edward Everett Horton, heading th all-star cast of Ws 4 is.” latest all-talking Vitay “The Hoitentot,” Paramount theat day, does just i love of a young to be exact. Horton's characterization in this Dakota Anti-tuberculosis association Mr. and Mrs. John A. Johnson and!have been transferred to Bismarck, Groves AUTHOR OF ; "ETC, “Then you don’t really believe that I am capable of true loyalty?” Helen broke in. “My dear, I think true love would have settled the matter for you without coming to me,” Brent an- swered promptly. cee | @FJELEN eat back in her chair, feeling most unhappily dis turbed. Brent’s words were 60 much in accord with what Bob had said. Was she indeed then not really in love? A thought of last night's sleepless, pain-filled hours brought a twisted smile to the cor ner of her lips. “You wouldn't have waited until you had what probably would pro- voke you into quarreling with me under any circumstances,” Brent was going on in his smooth fash- fon, “You'd have come to me and said it was all off.” “I'm not jealous,” swered scorntully. Brent smiled. “Of course you are, my dear.” he told her. “All women are. And yours is the un- reasoning jealousy of the cloistered maid. You haven't any rivals in my affections, but if you had you wouldn't know how to handle them. You'd try elimination, fore getting that there are corners in life around which jealous eyes may not pecr, but which offer a con- venient escape for one who wishes to be unobserved for a period of time.” Helen felt that he was laughing at her. “I don’t to hear any more about your ideas of a man’s rights,” she said frigidly. “I'm more modern than you are, I think, Certainly there is nothing now in the claim to the kind of freedom you seem to require. It’s far more up-to-date to believe in living more, more... decently,” she finished defiantly. Bret perm ed &@ mock sigh to escape ips. “I can ” be anne reform,’ Suddenly Helen's changed. Helen an- ished speaking Brent tongue and his temper; “ 4 ae “Don’t be a little fool,” sharply. “A mav's-9 ve Helens Helen drew herself up and gave him a hard, straight glance, “You are the fool,” she said quietly, Brent shrugged. “Be that as may,” be replied, “I intend to you. You owe meas cannot repay in Qny I’ve given the best y life to you, Helen, I might married, but 1 wanted to be to live for you, to travel with Prnes feat ta uid have I knew that and the Shevinens rE i i . Bil now, I'm banking on dept believe Tama ieee et (To Be Continued) uproarious racing picture is that of a young man who, on account of his dread of horses, has never been in a saddle in his life. He is in love with a girl—played captivating by Patsy Ruth Miller—who adores horses and is an expert equestrian. She also adores expert horsemen. In order to win her regard Horton mounts the uncontrollable Hottentot and rides in the steeplechase classic. In addition to Edward Everett Horton and Patsy Ruth Miller, the all-star cast of the “The Hottentot” includes Edmund Breese, Edward Earle, Stanley Taylor, Otto Hoffman, Douglas Gerrard, Maude Turner Gor- don and others. CAPITOL THEATRE According to press reviewers, local film fans are in for three days of hi- Jarious fun when “Oh, Yeah!” Pathe's all-dialogue comedy drama opens at the Capitol theatre tomorrow. The picture features Robert Armstrong and James Gleason who made a sen- sational laugh hit in “Is Zat So!” on the spoken stage several years ago. Based upon the Saturday Evening Post story, “No Breakers,” by A. W. Somerville, “Oh, Yeah!” was adapted to the screen by Tay Garnett, who also directed it. The picture has a colorful railroad background, with Armstrong and Gleason portraying two “boomer” brakemen. Hardboiled and womanwise, they get into all sorts of complications when thew are suddenly seized by romance. As romeos they furnish all manner of comedy, which is tempered by pathos and climaxed by grim drama. Armstrong and Glea- son, the cast of “Oh, Yeah!” includes Patricia Caron, as the chief feminine appeal, Zasu Pitts, in a comedy role, Frank Hagncy, Paul Hurst, Bud Fine and Harry Tyler. TAKES ANT’S CENSUS New York.—Contrary to the popu- lar supposition that an ant “city” contains hundreds of thousands of the little insects, Prof. E. A. Andrews of Johns Hopkins university, has tak- en a census of an ant city and re- Ports that the average ant hill con- tains from 10,000 to 50,000 ants. One actual count showed a population of 8,239 ants. Mrs. O’Brien: Oi've come to tell ye bd ‘usband has met with an accident, Mrs. ey: Ah, to be sure, an’ phwat is ut now? Mrs. O'Brien: Och, the poor man a & Ph lag ea ‘