The Bismarck Tribune Newspaper, September 5, 1929, Page 12

THE BISMARCK TRIBUNE, THURSDAY, SEPTEMBER 5, 1929 1t TIER } By RODNEY DUTCHER ' (NEA Service Writer) q (Washington, Sept. 5—In 20 or 2 WELL ~ BACK YO THE OLD GOOD BYE OLD SUMMER — LITTLE ROBIN RED BREAST — AND LITTLE ANDY BROWN VEST = BID YOU A FOND ADIE ~ ty WASHINGTON TEE GOOD BYE — RAMBLING ROSES = MoSQuITOS — SCREECH OWLS = GOOD BYE - BLACK rag i wie ELL YOUR FRIENDS Whi Sure THAT ANDY GUMP NAS MIGRATED Good BYE CATERPILLAR ! This destruction has 1928 there were 177,000 n burned 34,000,000 from 1923 to 1928 } 2ars the privately owned fores e country will be exhausted 4t-a of adobe hu ‘Jpme communit , This gloomy le outstanding auth 5 on for and is sup; Gifford r eminent ify has most of the a 4€° the draining of Am sources and two of 1 #€e the same—uncont Waction and waste + ells cannot be made tc iPlves, forests can in time be #'nd there is an immense in forestry f Fuplicated in w P22 that little if a ‘one about forest +#anual forest fire lo: {* increasing. ” Studies in Every State *¥ With inexorable s | hich do not appear *Sntroverted by any 5r Ahern has been ene “amphiet called “Deforeste a,” of which 10,000 copic tinted by the government and wh t's been praised by : :o @s an accurate +S now engaged on #Adual surveys of the for * (r situation in each of “Timber is being cut seve: ster than it is being rep: = industrial forest E hth of 5 pease now remains publicly owned. ~ Imber supplies but threc demands. ““Destructive logging pract lai below minimum requ seriously menac’ hope for future wood Most urgent necd is t “In 1920 there were 28.000 £ « dres which burned 3.500.000 a res annually and burned forests s could be very radically f would appropriate y for the fighting of forest mber industry is - or iquide ts remaining as- ‘ uum en insist that better z nods, efficient fire control fon are almost impos- tie cost. The chief lumber indu but in ma dd such matters as cturing waste ters agree with + do not care to m_ publicly, _ perhaps of reprisals from the when the forests will be the first Operating on a of profit—if any—they to import brick, steel Farmers are now using en billion teet of lumber a barns, henhouses, similar purposes. And ests that if drastic con- ures are not taken they JEU 4 B NICE TIME - WHERE ME WILL TAKE THE ALSO = BACK BE ME WILL TAKE have to go back to the Wrecked Midwest States e ceut and run’ lumberman | ed Michigan, Wisconsin andj aro and then rushed | ne says. “Today the} jumber production comes | 1, Oregon and Idaho | p of states in the action is decreasing sed by 1937. Michigan more than half of the oduction from the ing in the face total national Privately- joses a national 0 study avail- . recommend nec- policies and ma- t preservation and attention on the critical it @ floor since their ds Trene it was who startled the e: ‘intryside by appearing wit air. And Vernon is dead th gppats. (4 And the other day T f ym the spot where it _¥as called Cast! “Dappy, polite an ‘esort where, upon hot ‘fade a mean Tom C i fed in hip flasks. 4 a mile of privat jfeach is cluttered with th “fred umbrellas and bathing c 5 M avery ultra-ultra resort. The Mubhouse itself is a shrine to the zar growth of bathing place Aere abouts. It looms like 20 countr Alubs rolled into one. While in the unrestricted section ‘here the hoi polloi are allowed to the more public strands. there @ sudden rush of hot-dog stands @rone of barkers and the cheap | of cate | -the-Sea is a mem- ‘only to a few of the old-timers. ; koe x Speaking of barkers, I am told that y few of the grand besides. | rade along | hose trick- er theaters. son, theaters in busi- ve periods, attendance have 50 cents, or there- could escape into ather at an carly and many stick Jate afternoon, stimulant will | up of judges, jown musicians sch and Deems Tay- > put their seal on the of canned music produced in ek period. And distribution undertaken after the fashion e book club concerns, ** | Which reminds me that the book clubs and the publishers, who were on gents with trick beards, white | the verge of refusing to speak to each ts and hifaluting vocabulary to be | other, have kissed and made up. A d in the Coney Island belt where | score of publishers who had refused ce they thrived. bmit books to the clubs have ‘The spielers of the old school have | cha ed their minds, and booksellers ; AT YOUR PARTY — AND NO HARD FEELINGS — COME AND SEE US _ TLL GOIN AN ASK FRECKLES PoP IF WE KNOWS WHEN THEYRE, COMIN HOME ,1F THEY ARE - MISTER MEGOOSEY OUGHTA kNow!!: ,- AT'S NO USE. > THE STONES HEN POD TRIED TO TURN | AROUND IN AROUND ON A] THE MUD - NARROW COUNTRY! ROAD, HE BACKED INTO A MUDDY DITCH AND HE'S STILL THERE PASSED ABOUT THREE MILES BACK AND HAVE THEM BRING A TEAM SALESMAN SAM TWoen sam PRieo THe Lin ofF “THE BOKOF SUNK He TooK NORTH TH TRADE To he Eskimos, POR FURS, #€ GOT Si ANN- LOOKS LIVE NOBODY'S VOM@ == TUAT'S FUNNY = 1 SAMI ANISSUS MCGOOSEY * SET OOT A MILK BOTTLE TUIS MORNING !! een replaced with youngsters who, who were on the border of revolt little of the ancient art of which grew out of the days. These tyros are cap- have, I am told, been allowed a special nt rate on the selection on the nee that they will press sales SSD a SUODEN YG SS little more than a casual So they all lived happily of @ gong and a listless! until the next fight, 0 of outworn phrases. Oniy | GILBERT SWAN. or two carry on the old tradition | (Copyright, 1929, NEA Service, Inc.) disturbances. She's training her chil- a scientifically. ‘Well, I declare. I'd never have thought it. Still Helen always was up-to-date in everything. She's just being consistent. he might be consistent but busy looking for trouble with é lables that she hasn't time to ., be human. She rushes for a text ‘Well! Well! I never thought I'd | hook every time one of the children to see the day when this sort of j takes the biggest piece of candy out on would float out on the | of the box, or chasing off toa ref- | erence library to find out how to cure jon: because he wants four drinks f water after he's been put to bed. he’s completely lost her sense of her! 1 should say not. No! humor.” caiuged bi does. She's completely surround- Humor Forgotten four children and about four) poor Helen! Worried to death— " ” | trying to do her best for her children, canes fox? impulses, | {#Eing her motherhood and all this plexes, | behaviorism business too seriously. Gevelopment and emotional | rer sense of humor gone!” So busy looking behind every word and act of her little folks she hasn't time to en- joy them! But all joking aside, she deserves credit, Helen does, and with all our heart we admire her. However, if YY Surpaise NSS —~_o Necauata KS MOTH BALLS C AND. 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