The Bismarck Tribune Newspaper, August 26, 1929, Page 10

if By RODNEY DUTCHER (NEA Service Writer) Washington, August 26.—Scnator Cole Blease, who can always be de- | pended upon to say things that no other senator would say, believes his fellow Democrats are makin: tical error when they fight against the Republican tariff b! “Let the Republican majo the bill, ys the South statesman, “and next_year we to be able to elect a Democr: ate and a Democratic hou house bill is so bad that if the tariff | law finally passed is anything like it it will wipe out the Republican m: jorities and give Hoover two me years in office with a Democratic con- Of course, this is far from the of- ficial Democratic attitude. The party is fighting the Republican tar | visions bitterly. Noble as its posits: may be, however, it does not appear to contain the political sagacit the proposal by Bleasc, who may make a brief speech pointing out the home to evils of the measure, but will other- wise confine himself mercly to vot- ing against it. Sees Republica’ He says the Dem sibly lose more Os seats in the next election, wt the Republicans may lose seve Blease never went to any pa caucuses to learn what to do. “Nobody ever dictated to me.” says he. “My daddy never did and my mother didn't try.” He is famous for the fact that he | that foreign element. | “wages? has voted dry while publicly admit-! ting that he took a drink when he! ‘wanted one. But he has just returned from South Carolina and now he - are two main causes for it: at while, of course, but you can't any good liquor nowe and this siuif isn’t itt io drink. That's » have so much crime, “Here we have a large commission investigating crime and lawlessness, but everybody ought to know there “First, temporary insanity caused y bootleg liquor, and “Second, abolition of the family al- at the fireside. y that, the passing of 1 ‘ay I remember when T used to be invited into a home there would be morning prayer and eve- ning prayer but you never see that F There aren't even any the table any more. We nand go ahead and eat. y er used’ to make the down and think, It got them about high ideals and doctrines. Now they get up d frolic all day and all night, with movies, swimming, automobiles. danc- ing and sports. Often there aren't any meals at ce over, anyway. Lots of f at. one because to use can openers.” Down in South Carolina the senator d the folks principally interested 1 roads and expansion of the industry, Room for Improvement Piedmont district will be the 1 of the world in 10 “EB fied. Our mill people are our home folks and we haven't got any of ? Well, wages aren't what they should be and the workers aren't getting a square deal, but I'm hoping the mill owners will remedy that sit- WELL, OLD LAZY BONES - Youre NOT GLUED THAT BED = GO ON= TELL UNGLE HARRY THAT WE WANT i AO=mYOU, GOTTA TELL WIA IT WAS You WHO WANTED TO SAY = BO You KNOW ‘THAT GED (5 THE MOST DANGEROUS PLACE IN THE WORLD ‘TO BE WW? DID You EVER REALIZE THAT MOST PEOPLE DIE 'N BED BN STR (QSLL-T evess WieRE READY To GO HOME UNCLE WaRny SOON DO You moll he Na ie a yi | cn EAS sii 78 ll FRO { SUNT % stant? says: uation themselves. “Prohibition has got so ridiculous “I told my mill folks to run out all that I've quit fooling with it. There the I. W. © and drive out the isn’t any. I've been looking for it Yankee organizers. We want South everywhere I've gone and I can't find Carolina organizers and South Caro- ‘any prohibition anywhere. lina unions. We don't need any “[’ve stopped drinking lately, any- Yankees to tell our mill folks what ‘way. Take a little drink once in a to do.” 3 x Detroit, Mich., Aug. 26—This town,|from the very curbstones to catch ‘among other things, offers adequate | the loitering tourist. = - Just a few steps from the spot compensations for all the eyPPINES | where 1 had abandoned my grips, for ever received’at the hands of taxicab | petter or for worse, to the charge of drivers. a porter, an old fellow stopped me. ‘Whereas, in towns that should| Anticipating oe usual be “for a \ a 4 ;| cup of coffee,” I increased my pace. vogal (skeet the ae oe madre lInstead of the panhandler’s lament, Ns any ol lot S asd nickel and another nickel for every | gi fs pi gad = my apparel, I quarter mile thereafter. Not even the | couldn't blame him for picking on me. ase inexpensive Paris cabs | However, a dozen old clothes peddlers Tm all for having a committee on a RG Gua RRS oe pomething-or-other inquire into how | reached Broadway yet. And some- they do it. how it seems an ideal business—no 4 < + * * rent, no stock, merely a few dollars And when it comes to catch-penny in on pocket and you start into avenu sends | pusiness. Kets. | * * * One of the bell-hops in M. Stat- | ler’s local resort is doing a very nice 4 fase aod novelty of the dime-catch- | business among tourists who are see- ing devices of this capital of For-| ing America first. i | He has laid in a collection of color- q There is, for instance, an archery | fully designed stickers which the va- ‘ game which is a vast improvement | rious passenger plane_organizations ; on o cabo gallery. For a. paste upon baggage. These are sold » Or thereabouts, an aboriginal| for two bits (25 cents) a package. it from the forests of Manhat- | For this small sum, those who ¢ i 5 go in ae. Bae with 3 pee |for such things can appear to have arrows, wi alloons tO | flown hither and thit! and targets to hit, with no! nation. ae Goa eau acne to smite the ears and And when the ritzy boys and girls of assorted fans who; from Europe come in with Biarritz, have joined Robin Hood's | Monte Carlo and Vienna pasted all in Sherwood forest. | over their grips, the clash of swanky | postu.ing becomes et 5 spirit of trade and barter. | . Dee cag: in the air here, leaps out | (Copyright, 1929, NEA Service, Inc.) ba ee OF ALL THE cRusT! THAT LITTLE BLONDE { ELUPF-DOME DATING ME UP AND NOT EVEN HANDING ME A GOO'-BYE.AND 1 SHOOT MY LAST FIFTY NINE COPPERS FOR THIS BOX OF CANDY. WHAT A SAP T TURNED OuT To BE! THE TWO OF US UP, THEN A DOLLAR FOR SKIPPED OUT WITH POP AND \ ROSES THAT 1 CHICK ON A CAMPING PARTY. CAN'T EVE! WELL, THIS FINISHES ME WITH EAT. GOSH * WIMMIN! L TELL Ya Tiny, THE | HERE COMES BETTER YA TREAT ‘EM THE GLADYS MORE THEY KICK YOU AROUND. VM OFF ‘EM For LIFE! HERE HAVE SOME CANDY | 00 HOPE SAM BRINGS ME A NICE SeaL- SKIN FROM UP NORTH —(F HE COESN'T UL SKIN HIM — YEAR THERE WERE 876,943 ‘TIMES MORE promis DIED IN BED THAN WERE KILLED BY AUTOMOBILES = _ 769,934,872 TIMES MORE DIED IN BED THAN WERE DROWNED =/ "STRUCK BY LIGHTNING= KILLED BY ONES Oe BED IN BED = : SHAN WERE’ KILLED Len Wh SHE WORLD WAR — GOOD BYE 70 DAN, s CHARLIE * HELLO,GLADYS,] HERE'S A NICE HAVE SOME CANDY ANSWER. THE OHONE, RED = \ cen'T Be BOTHERED ! OW.HOW BOUQUET T JUST) NICE | WHERE YOU COME OVER TO-NIGHT ? SHE'S ©0-LA-LA, AND \S SHE THERE ¢ YOUR _ CHILDREN * _ I never miss the chance to wander | ay through a toy store. )! The other day, however, I had an- other thrill waiting for me that never hhad been waiting before—a small but Teal honest-to-goodness lawn-mower with sharp blades that would cut real | grass, stood in a swanky coat of gilt ‘and red, before my astonished eyes. . Now I've seen the day not so long; i) ‘ago when mothers would have held | in righteous horror at | such a weapon children. Very have cried: “Why be done with take care of himself and the toy method is as good as any other. Forewarning the Child If Robert's mother buys him such a toy now, she'll say, most likely, “Look here son! These blades are knives— real knives. You must never put your fingers near them for any reason and keep your feet away from them, too. If you don’t you'll be badly cut.” If Robert comes in one fine day with a nipped finger, she isn’t going to take his new present away from him either. Fc: she knows that the best lesson he can have is this very thing. She'll disinfect and tie up his hand and warn him again, and the chances are that there will be no more casualties. There were other toys in the place that were quite as fascinating and in their small way, as risky as the lawn mower. “It shows the trend of the times,” I remarked to the owner of the shop. A Lesson in Toys And the shop keeper, evidently up to date in more things than toys’ answered, “Doesn't it, though? Toys are more than mere playthings in this age of mechanism, and there are all sorts of things manufactured to teach children safety—how to take care of themselves, Of course, hardly any jof these toys could do any great amount of damage, but you can see for yourself that one could get quite a nice little shock from this electric set. Just enough sting to make a boy realize he’d rather not fool with the wrong end of it. Of course, these sets are not for babies, but’ for children old enough to be taught how to use ‘Then I examined the hundred and one. types of airships to be put to- gether, and all the ocean steamers, and the makings of every sort of sailing ship | » the mighty main. BOOTS AND HER BUDDIES def, Ni | ; Sy MH y AK vi DS | as rain and early frost are the reasons. Godfrey Grenz was a business caller ton Tuesday. Mr. Grenz re- he had hail at his place a truckload ee é 5, : 3 i 5 5 Tuesday, : Fs at in te : E tig E 3 i af, 3 i HB il atl id i a i ae Lil; | i i H ie id